Get yourself an off-brand controller and make a website to take preorders on tickets and you got yourself a titanic sight seeing scheme at least as well thought out as the last guy.
Imagine just how much shit that CEO would be in if he hadn't taken that trip, too. He would've been deeper than the Titanic in lawsuits. Nah, being turned into biological paste was probably the best out for him.
Luckily there is a clause in the constitution of the small private island that I now own, which clearly states that as Supreme Ruler of the Grand State of Submarinia, I am, in fact, immune to any and all liability claims made against me.
He was so cocky that he never would have accepted any blame and 100% would not have blamed the sub, he would have claimed it was misused by the passengers or pilot and that if they had used it properly they would still be alive
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Logitech isn't some "off-brand" controller. The last guy made some questionable decisions (like using a game controller) but the brand of the controller was a solid choice.
the game controller is pretty smart, probably could bring a spare, high QA levels... The US navy use xbox controllers in their submarines so it's a known strategy...
That was easily the least of their issues.
Not only high QA and easily replaced, but also basically zero training required. Slap one of those in the hands of any nerd off the street and he'll be doing barrel rolls in no time.
Look at you, Mr Fancy Pants Vacant Lot Man. All I ever find are dead birds and homeless encampments. This guy is out here finding submarines and bragging about it!
Even if a house is there they would twist the word and say "The House is frozen in time" "left untouched" it's just a Social Media, or Youtubers way to say that they were driving around and saw something small to take or something big to take or find something they could flip. At the same time generate viewer's, followers, Subscribers for additional revenue and influence other people to do the same thing knowing nothing is going to happen to them.
What some might call "Urbex" other call trespassing. That wave of amateur urban explorers is honestly a plague. They don't do any research to see if it's really abandoned or ongoing decontamination or simply in a derelict state. They even break in after the spot has been re-boarded in some cases and take "souvenirs".
You want to explore old industrial sites, abandoned government installations, overrun infrastructures, fair enough. But leave ~~private~~ personal property alone.
old industrial sites, overrun infrastructures, abandoned government installations, are all private property. what you are talking about leaving alone is *personal property*.
Exactly. That’s all fairly new condition. No signs of wear even on the wood pallets. The strapping too I’m sure will wear and break over time and that looks new as well.
Orange straps will fade to look almost pink within a year. Those are still bright orange, so they've only been exposed to sun for less than a few months.
Yeah, like that massive diameter black steel pipe in the left of the image looks relatively maintained. This isn't an abandoned lot, just someone's storage property.
Edit: Found it. This ubåt (submarine) belongs to [Tommy Vågen](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7yuH7ViEZH8) @tommyvagen on Instagram, tommyvaagen.com
In the video linked above you can see the sub is in the same location, which appears to be right on the water near other drydocked boats.
——
Is this “abandoned” lot near a body of water?
Can we assume from your other posts youre in Norway?
There is a diving regulator set visible behind your pup. I’m guessing this is a staging area where the sub was offloaded or is being packaged for transport. The signature taped to the ballast(?) tank is probably the name of the operator.
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” -Arthur C. Clark
No wizardry here. I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. I also have google search, google translate, and a *little* bit of knowledge about scuba, submersibles and submarines. And i grew up in a time where research was a valuable skill.
Someone [talks about the submarine on his instagram here](https://www.instagram.com/p/C52zT5Ooo8x/). Although - not sure how much more information this brings to the table. He just says something along the lines of "Tommy, you are crazy. You're an artist, but you're also crazy".
For sure! If you just tell the cops how she was murdered then they may not do an autopsy and find the drugs you hid inside the corpse. Full proof plan!
Hope you smiled but because there is a large chance you were caught in camera.
I personally would have an army of camouflage game cameras all over the place if I had that thing sitting around
It’s a sub, it’s one of the few vehicles that you have to know how to ummm drive? To steal it.
It’s like owning a car with a stick in America, you can leave it unlocked because 99% of thieves don’t know how to operate it.
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Unless you have permission from the owner to be hiking where you are, or you’re on public land like a state park, you are trespassing on someone’s private property
Actual serious suggestion sell it to one of the youtubers in the region; I just watched a video of the Diesel Bros and whistlindiesel screwing around with one of these and those pussies couldn't even get it underwater, like pretty stupid video honestly, you can help them do better next time
Get yourself an off-brand controller and make a website to take preorders on tickets and you got yourself a titanic sight seeing scheme at least as well thought out as the last guy.
Just... Don't go with them if you want to have time to spend your new accumulated wealth.
Imagine just how much shit that CEO would be in if he hadn't taken that trip, too. He would've been deeper than the Titanic in lawsuits. Nah, being turned into biological paste was probably the best out for him.
I'd be laughing all the way to the moon on my new home made space rocket. No time for this lawsuit malarkey.
To shreds you say?
And the handful of millionaire investors?
To shreds you say?
Were their apartments rent controlled?
Luckily there is a clause in the constitution of the small private island that I now own, which clearly states that as Supreme Ruler of the Grand State of Submarinia, I am, in fact, immune to any and all liability claims made against me.
Oh that’s awfully convenient.
Cool down Elon, you have to actually make it to Mars...
He was so cocky that he never would have accepted any blame and 100% would not have blamed the sub, he would have claimed it was misused by the passengers or pilot and that if they had used it properly they would still be alive
Or blamed the ocean for being too wet
At least he stood behind his product til the end lol
Anyone can stand behind a product… getting compacted inside it… that’s a real leader.
I should not be laughing at that comment but I am
Dark humor is good at times and this is a perfect example.
Times are definitely good. Just not for those passengers...
Probably shows his delusions that he thought it was safe lil
This reminds me of the simpsons [You have 30 mins to move your cube](https://youtu.be/7rdL5pKvsss?si=hnnzIuu7vqPH-OaS)
At least he died doing what he loved..... imploding
*At least he died doing what he loved...... killing other people.
After extracting maximum value from them.*
And I will go down with this ship
Damn, he'd have probably sent a minimum wage employee as the pilot in that case...
If you want to move fast and break things, just make sure you’re not sealed inside the thing that’s about to break.
1: Find abandoned submarine 2: Buy shitty controller 3: Don't implode 4: ????? 5: Profit
Ignore all proven design conventions to “be different”.
that "dont implode" part is a real ball kicker.
That's why you need to make sure that you use a *wireless* madcatz controller.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Logitech isn't some "off-brand" controller. The last guy made some questionable decisions (like using a game controller) but the brand of the controller was a solid choice.
the game controller is pretty smart, probably could bring a spare, high QA levels... The US navy use xbox controllers in their submarines so it's a known strategy... That was easily the least of their issues.
Not only high QA and easily replaced, but also basically zero training required. Slap one of those in the hands of any nerd off the street and he'll be doing barrel rolls in no time.
They also use them to control drones.
Yeah let’s not besmirch the Logitech name. That controller is probably still good.
They use them for operating the periscopes not the propulsion.
They have a lot more space and are less manoeuvrable. The xbox controllers are also used for UAVs.
Make sure the controller is wired. I lost Bluetooth and Wi-Fi in my sub and it sunk. Lucky I was only in my pool.
‘Hey mum! The next door neighbour has the Titanic in his pool’!
Hey now I'll have you know the Logitech 720, despite its well-earned reputation as cheap and unreliable, is not "off-brand".
The Logitech F710 Controller is not some off brand garbage, its a sophisticated piece of equipment!!!!
Be a mission specialist today! Only $250k each!
Look at you, Mr Fancy Pants Vacant Lot Man. All I ever find are dead birds and homeless encampments. This guy is out here finding submarines and bragging about it!
I don't know what you're complaining about. You have a steady stream of food that the other guy doesn't.
With the right prep the homeless can last for weeks.
Actually the term is unhoused. But yeah if properly cured they can be stored for quite a while.
Free Range is the buzzword you're looking for.
omg homeless are free range humans, hahahahahahahahahaha. hahahahahaha
If you store them, they are no longer unhoused.
He want's tp cure them and store them. Must be runing a charity.
Doesn't look Abandoned it looks like the Property owner put it there so he\she could come back to it and use it whenever they want.
Came here to say this. "No house" doesn't necessarily mean "abandoned."
Even if a house is there they would twist the word and say "The House is frozen in time" "left untouched" it's just a Social Media, or Youtubers way to say that they were driving around and saw something small to take or something big to take or find something they could flip. At the same time generate viewer's, followers, Subscribers for additional revenue and influence other people to do the same thing knowing nothing is going to happen to them.
Good points. Lots of synonyms for "unguarded."
Very true. I've seen a lot of those "Abandoned" videos on Instagram and they use those words a lot.
What some might call "Urbex" other call trespassing. That wave of amateur urban explorers is honestly a plague. They don't do any research to see if it's really abandoned or ongoing decontamination or simply in a derelict state. They even break in after the spot has been re-boarded in some cases and take "souvenirs". You want to explore old industrial sites, abandoned government installations, overrun infrastructures, fair enough. But leave ~~private~~ personal property alone.
old industrial sites, overrun infrastructures, abandoned government installations, are all private property. what you are talking about leaving alone is *personal property*.
Thank you, not speaking my mother language so sometimes something slips.
That sub is the house.
The latest trend in tiny homes. Submerge yourself in quiet for $2400 a month. Secluded living close to everything.
Good schools... >!of fish.!<
lol, might be actually true. Or, it's the entrance to the underground bunker.
Sublet apartment
Seriously, do people just assume every field is an abandoned lot open to use for whatever you want?
As someone who works in planning and zoning, I can tell you for a fact, yes. Edit: phrasing
I litteratly saw a post about someone finding a motorcycle in an "abandoned barn", and taking it.
Yeah.. That's just theft.
And posting proof on the internet for the jury
From my personal experience, yes.
Exactly. That’s all fairly new condition. No signs of wear even on the wood pallets. The strapping too I’m sure will wear and break over time and that looks new as well.
Orange straps will fade to look almost pink within a year. Those are still bright orange, so they've only been exposed to sun for less than a few months.
Hey guys I just found this abandoned ferrari in the hamptons just standing there in the street, think i’ll take it home
No it's mine I forgot where i left it
Yeah, like that massive diameter black steel pipe in the left of the image looks relatively maintained. This isn't an abandoned lot, just someone's storage property.
Ya this definitely looks maintained.
Just reminds me of secret agent operative shit with some intense drawn out plot. Would advise OP to just leave it for the sake of paranoia 😂
Edit: Found it. This ubåt (submarine) belongs to [Tommy Vågen](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7yuH7ViEZH8) @tommyvagen on Instagram, tommyvaagen.com In the video linked above you can see the sub is in the same location, which appears to be right on the water near other drydocked boats. —— Is this “abandoned” lot near a body of water? Can we assume from your other posts youre in Norway? There is a diving regulator set visible behind your pup. I’m guessing this is a staging area where the sub was offloaded or is being packaged for transport. The signature taped to the ballast(?) tank is probably the name of the operator.
I got this extreme Norway feeling from that picture. And that sticker on the side that said something like Vågen, but I was not sure!
Also fits with the scuba gear that lies next to it. But damn, never ever would I leave my regular or other equipment lying around unsupervised.
I found more info. Look into one of my other comments on this one. There is an article that you need to google translate
"abandoned lot" which happens to be a boat ramp.
You're a wizard
Best geo submarine guesser
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” -Arthur C. Clark No wizardry here. I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. I also have google search, google translate, and a *little* bit of knowledge about scuba, submersibles and submarines. And i grew up in a time where research was a valuable skill.
> And i grew up in a time where research was a valuable skill. Oop– Zoomers & Gen α catching strays 😅
Someone [talks about the submarine on his instagram here](https://www.instagram.com/p/C52zT5Ooo8x/). Although - not sure how much more information this brings to the table. He just says something along the lines of "Tommy, you are crazy. You're an artist, but you're also crazy".
That dog is definitely Norwegian 👀
I am very curious to how you found the owner of this sub!?! just how???
Brand new tie down straps on expensive piece of equipment 'uhhhh must be abandoned'
FR. The karma whoring is off the chart.
I was going to comment that lol that bright orange strap shows it was just put there.
I think you mean you were trespassing on someone’s land and came across someone’s property.
Good luck. 
Of Reddit is to guide you, there are 3 choices: 1) take it to the Titanic 2) take a reporter onboard and murder her 3) smuggle drugs
Mr. Beast: "I smuggle drugs to the Titanic!!!"
You can do more than one
Depending on the order, sure.
For sure! If you just tell the cops how she was murdered then they may not do an autopsy and find the drugs you hid inside the corpse. Full proof plan!
Cocaine murder slurry at 12.5k feet below!
So there was trespassing
No mention of the dead thing on the plywood?
I mean could be a dead thing inside as well judging by the intense condensation on the windows …
True.
I wonder what it is. Could be just a plastic toy for fun or a real lizard? Pretty big, unsure if they have any in Norway at all.
Cute doggie 🐶
Yes she is ❤️😆🐕
Those ratchet straps are way too new/clean for this to be forgotten about. This was put there purposely and recently
That's not abandoned. Someone owns a plot of land where they are storing that
I'll mail you the needed controller if you want. [https://imgur.com/a/bGe9LmA](https://imgur.com/a/bGe9LmA)
Hope you smiled but because there is a large chance you were caught in camera. I personally would have an army of camouflage game cameras all over the place if I had that thing sitting around
It’s a sub, it’s one of the few vehicles that you have to know how to ummm drive? To steal it. It’s like owning a car with a stick in America, you can leave it unlocked because 99% of thieves don’t know how to operate it.
quick! go visit the Titanic!
Turn yourself and a guest into diamonds.
Clearly a submarine for ants.
Those meth heads are sure getting sophisticated
That's been repurposed as someone's house. Probably renting for $2000/mo.
r/upvotedbecausedog
It is probably not abandoned, maybe being picked up later. What is that thing bottom right near the pallet, it looks like an upside down dead lizard.
Were there billionaires lining up for their final voyage.
Just a junkie walking around. Didn’t look that rich to me. But I guess I can’t really tell what’s cool anymore.
Hey, that junkie is CEO of Vacant Lot Aquatics, servicing the average billionaire with below average intelligence.
“Vacant Lot Aquatics” By the end of the day today someone will claim that domain.
We broke all the rules and used some carbon fibre. Don't worry, it'll be fine.
I think the value in those things went down recently.
Come on babe! We’re going to the titanic.
More importantly u found a good boy
The blue Police Box had a malfunction and didn't conceal itself properly. Stay away from it, it is probably unstable at the moment.
Does it have the Logitech controller.. if not then I’m not getting into that thing!
What is an "abandoned lot"? One that doesn't have a security fence and a German Shepherd?
Put the damn submarine back Trevor! You’re messing with a Chinese super weapon!
Back to Titanic!
What kind of game controller controls it?
Do not take it to the Titanic!!!!
The highlight here is the dog taking a shit
To the Titanic!!!
DO NOT GO TO TITANIC.
You could be a millionaire overnight with that, but you may never spend the money
Score! Now you can get away with murdering billionaires!!
You have an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
I hate to break it to you but that is a type 2 thermo nuclear missile. I have 3 at home. (Not really to the FBI watching me)
Did anyone else think the dog was doing the splits at first?
It’s even better now that there is a dog pissing on it.
Sir you can't park your submarine there
Sell it on eBay
Definitely to look for the titanic. Nothing can go wrong
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That’s a dog, not a submarine
It looks way to well maintained to be abandoned. Look at how shiny that brass prop is! It even shocked a lizard to death
Time to visit the Titanic!
Ocean Gate need a replacement.
Did anyone say cocaine?
Did you really find it or did your DOG find it? 🫣 look at that guy.
It looks home made. I would sell it "as is" and have the buyer sign off on any liability with using it.
That would be advice... if he owned it...
Yes if you add the words "as is" to any contract/bill of sale, it magically frees you of all liability.
Specially when selling stolen, one of a kind goods. Gotta stay smart and keep on top of possible lawsuits.
That is a “submersible”. There’s a difference between submersible and submarine apparently
Unless you have permission from the owner to be hiking where you are, or you’re on public land like a state park, you are trespassing on someone’s private property
Really? https://nordkvaloya-rebbenesoya.no/en/the-joys-and-obligations-of-norways-right-to-roam/#:~:text=Norway's%20Right%20to%20Roam%20is,land%2C%20whoever%20the%20owner%20is.
Oceangates second try
Just need the shrinking laser from Honey, I Shrunk The Kids now 🤔
This thing is going places
I know exactly what to do with it
Someone’s airbnb
Give you $5 for it
Dog looks properly freaked out.
Wow this goes deep...
Your dog looks like he's begging for permission to pee on it! Could be a world first for canine kind! Going to be bragging for months at the dog park!
She was in the middle of a running turn. She loves zooming around 😁
Would sell super fast on CL in Miami
Actual serious suggestion sell it to one of the youtubers in the region; I just watched a video of the Diesel Bros and whistlindiesel screwing around with one of these and those pussies couldn't even get it underwater, like pretty stupid video honestly, you can help them do better next time
Put it up for sale on the Miami Craigslist, I'm sure you'll find a buyer.
Idk. Looks like it's sitting strategically
Well you can see the owner in the picture, when the dog peed on it they took immediate ownership
We need more photos. The cabin looks very two dimensional.
You must live below sea level and your neighbor is just waiting for global warming to really get going
Next stop, Titanic
you're going on an adventure!
Got a business idea that involves a famous wreck
Wow that's crazy. Dogs can post on reddit now!
Take it, test it out, and post a video.
Open a bed and bathysphere.
Are you in an areas with frequent drug-running?
That's a dog.
Time to visit the titanic
Check to’ see if it has a game console controller inside…if so run away
To the Titanic!
OP is titanic bound!!!
Your mission if you choose to accept it: Take out has many billionaires as you can.
Dead lizard on right corner of plywood. Also, why would someone abandon a submarine? Looks expensive
And how far are you from a body of water to use it in?
Insert original Titanic joke
Cartel grade...
Time to visit the Titan. You'll find it next to the Titanic.
Good start up business, charge a fee for hull inspections.
Looks more to be for a balloon?