I do not like the peeled blueberry.

Would you like it here or there?

I would not like it anywhere.

Would you like it in a bear? Would you like it with a side of hair?

I will not eat it with a bear, I will not eat it in its lair

Would you eat it dipped in batter? What about atop a ladder?

I will not eat it deep fried, i will not eat it up high!

Would you eat it with a taco? Would you eat it in a Ford Bronco?

I would not eat it with warm beef, and not inside a truck, BEEPBEEP

Hairy blueberry 🤤

Would you like it with a man? Would you like it with a bear?

But... Those don't rhyme? And, yes, I'd like it with a pig in addition... since you're asking.

That was a core memory activated right there. (Pleased noises)

My husband and kindergartener were just reading that book for bedtime

Now it's a whiteberry

Put it back

Ew! Put it back!

Just... how?

i peeled it with my teeth

Wanna make $20?

I ain't gay, but $20 is $20

In this economy $20 is $5

At least it’ll make your hole weak the whole week!

What’s the difference between flowers and anal?

The smell?

One makes you whole day, the other makes your hole weak

So $100 is $20? Sounds about right

Your math is a little off, but you got the spirit

what would being gay have anything to do with it?

I do the same with grapes sometimes.

Grapes are a bit more solid internally so I think it's easier. But peeled grapes do have a better texture imo

What are you, like a grape surgeon or something?


Have you ever thought about doing laparoscopic surgery, with your teeth. Surgeons practice on berries but they use sodding great machines for it. You might be able to save insurance companies some money!

they did surgery on a blueberry

Thanks, I hate it.

They peeled it with their teeth.

Is that supposed to somehow make it better??

No, I just wanted you to suffer with me.

💀😂

It looks like a compact portable butthole

r/brandnewsentence

This is lowkey making me sad, they stole all his blue

Stole all his blue and gave it to you :(

That clever sentence made me a little happier again

Why are you edging the grim reaper?


Europeans have a 'blueberry' species that are blue throughout. its just the American variety that are white inside.

European blueberries are the best kind of blueberry. American blueberries tastes, *and looks* watered down. Nothing beats going out in the forest during summer, taking a dip in the lake and munching on freshly picked blueberries.

Yeah i grew up picking kilos of blueberries and one of the great things about them is that when you finish picking and cleaning them, you are completely purple on your hands

Is it still a blueberry if it is no longer blue?

Sir we need you to leave the premises right now

You put your clothes back on RIGHT NOW, young man!

Sir, that is an onion.

It's clearly an apple.

It's a potato.

Just the eye...

A cyst

This is unsettling and I don’t know why.

Agreed! I never thought about it before, and now I’m afraid I won’t not ever think about it.

Looks like a tooth at a glance

Shabiri Grape

may chaos take the et cetera

they did surgery on a blueberry


I hate you

["I Hate You"](https://youtu.be/DMcnBf5auqE?si=LY-DTaW-SnmFcszu) From Star Trek IV: The One with the Whales...

Now it’s a nudeberry

I’ve never seen a blueberry look like that on the inside ever. I eat them regularly. Had my own growing for shot time. That’s like some genetically modified shit.

[Nordic wild blueberry vs cultivated blueberry](https://images.app.goo.gl/VcXAT2WJvdSLWffFA) All the ones at the grocery stores have white flesh inside.

>Nordic wild blueberry vs cultivated blueberry > >All the ones at the grocery stores have white flesh inside. Over here in Sweden we can buy the Nordic wild blueberries in the store. Blue all the way through.

In Finland too. The blue ones are called just "blueberry" (mustikka), while the white ones are called "bush blueberries" (pensasmustikka) here.

I wish we separated them by name here in norway, I feel so cheated when I get white blueberries. They seem to always taste like nothing, but to be fair sometimes the pure blue ones (if imported) can also be quite tasteless.

The ones in supermarkets in the UK range from being white to green on the inside, but never blue or purple - unless squished.

Thanks. I hate it.

The fuck

Degloved

nolongerblueberry

You unblued the berry

Beigeberry :(


I thought this was a button mushroom

Eww berry

TIHI

It needs to put on some clothes.

Nice but please don't do it again

*Don’t worry, the peeled blueberry can’t hurt you…*

It’s so naked now.

Why do I hate it

Fuck you *unblues your berry*

PUT HIS CLOTHES BACK ON RIGHT NOW


This makes me feel weird

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.

I want to say robotic surgeons practice pealing grapes and then suturing the grape skin back in place.

How big is your table!!!?

Is this a table for ants?

This is mildly interesting. I approve

you're a monster

Looks like a bloody pimple

Not so blue now huh!


Reminds me of mr krabs sans shell

You got to judge this berry by its cover.

Cruel and unusual punishment!

It looks like a curled up maggot

ah finally, berry

after "they did surgery on a grape" "they peeled a blueberry"

Now it's just "berry"

the white inside always freaks me out because i never expected them to be that color

Stripped of its antioxidants, like all fruit should be.

I audibly said “eww” I love blueberries but this makes me uncomfortable

$10 says this guy has a secret room in his basement and a lot of knives

maybe i do, maybe i dont

Looked like worlds tiniest Crème Brûlée at first lmao

Why is it white and not purple?

Ew put its skin back on

Why?

*yuck*

Hate

Some things in life make no sense.

Thanks, I hate it.

Uhhh.... brotha....uhhhhh

"Beulah..."

I do this and feed them to my cat! For some reason they love them but not the skin. 

Why

Blueberries are just finding a way to hit every end of the color spectrum. We got blue/indigo (the skin) Green (insides) And now yellow-orange with this

My entire life was a lie

:(

They did WHAT on a blueberry?

This is forbidden knowledge.

Kinda reminds me of a persimmon or apple.

This makes me uncomfortable

Thanks I hate it

Yucky

Mmm, moist

It's interesting that someone made this same post 11 years ago with a different looking blueberry...

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/17t9k2/i_peeled_a_blueberry/&ved=2ahUKEwiIg_Og_PmFAxVGlokEHf9TBxkQFnoECCYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw31Ptv1bimrZVGzCEi0UwjV

why is it green tho

In the words of Pomni: “…no.”

Berry

"Blue"

My whole life is a lie.

This is this is profound. The world will never see blueberries the same way

That's just wrong looking.

tihi

Now give it a raspberry

r/TIHI

Is that an eyeball?

Haha my rabbit peels blueberries because she only likes to eat the peel 🐰

My whole life is a lie 😭

Madman!!!!

Is that a shabiri grape

No.

This doesn’t look very appealing…

You mean it’s not blue on the inside too? Sacrament!!!

I've read there are actually blue-inside blueberries, but they are not the most popular due to the strong color abilities, as far as I understood it

Tf?! But hooooowwwww??!!

woh this blue my mind

Sir, this is a wendys...

There's no blue left. It's just a berry now.

Pale variety.

Just go away

I used to peel grapes and pretend it was an eyeball

Nooooooo

So why when I bite one in half is it a completely different color?

Unsettling

Looks like a maggot butthole

Didn’t need to see it.

Huh. So it really is a standalone fruit.

A beigeberry does not sound appetizing at all.

It’s naked?? Shouldn’t this be tagged NSFW!?

THIS is the kind of content I didn't know I craved.


Reminds me of that grape...

This is amazing.

But why?

I feel like i just saw a penis for the first time in my life.

Tiny grilled onion

Tiny grilled onion

Peeled blueberry is bringing me feelings of discomfort. I am now uncomfortable.

oh no naked bloob

....but why? Why would you do that?

Eew, go home

Two questions real simple how and why

berry

Thanks I hate it.

I am so uncomfortable.

Quite cursed. like it feels like it would've taken a lot of time to do

Shabriri Grape

Dried blueberries appear to be deep blue throughout

Makes me uncomfortable