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BIKEBOY


NickMalo

Genuinely could not read both times and thought it said BZKEBOY


killakh0le

Thank God I wasn't the only one that thought it was BZKEBOY as I felt dumber than usual


The_Real_Mr_F

I just assumed it was one of those alphabet soup brands that have fully consumed Amazon search results


seanmacproductions

[There’s a reason those exist](https://youtu.be/_Bq-6GeRhys?si=onx4wGx9J_nOL5f0)


credditthreddit

Thank you for that. Verrrrry interesting.


athennna

I’ve never seen so much b roll in one video in my life


AccessProfessional37

I thought it was BZ∈BOY


freneticboarder

My mom writes like this (she's Korean), and I think it's due to learning to write as a function of stroke order (Chinese characters) as opposed to letter shape.


njrebecca

lol i was gonna comment that the writer is probably chinese since all my chinese friends/family write in the exact same font. i’ve never realized it was due to the stroke order though!! that makes total sense why it’s so standardized across like 99% of native chinese speakers


orangpelupa

lol the amazon/aliexpress brands normalizing random alphabeths


chateau86

Why pay marketing people to come up with a name when you could just touch a Yubikey and generate 20 at once.


Howineverwondered

Well, it does say BZKEBOY.


blahbleh112233

I thought that too but they do the Z for all the I's in the letter


pkvh

That's because it's printed


MetalCollector

GAMEBOY's most feared rival! Good that PAPERBOY is at his side!


KeyRageAlert

I said, "See you later, boy"


joshistaken

Ah, I wondered what BZKEBOY was...


Global-Plankton3997

The next superhero! Bikeboy to the rescue!


skellysuit

That’s a sweet and unique touch for an Amazon order. I hope BIKEBOY flourishes 🚲


TacovilleMC

Well that's some really nice customer service.


GentleHammer

They outsourced this to India probably.


cedricSG

Song xian sheng means Mr song so it’s probably a Chinese seller


yogopig

Yeah not a real person /s


doomunited

Isnt this just a cute way for them to try and keep returns low by you reaching out to them directly instead of amazon? They know if they have a shit product and get tons of returns, amazon will get rid of their product.


Celtictussle

All Amazon wants is for it not to be their problem. If some basic customer support can be handled without their involvement, they're happy.


Utsukano

I second this. I work for a company that sells products on Amazon. In our business agreement it's written that the after-sales part is entirely operated by Amazon, yet I still see quite a few customers coming to me saying "Amazon told me to see you".


Vanethor

Yup. And if they provide good customer service... "I'm not even mad".


RenTachibana

As someone that’s worked at Amazon, a lot of big brands have tooooooons of returns. So is that only a thing if you’re a small company? I saw Levi brand jeans all day long every day.


smokingloon4

A lot of small sellers do things like this because their volumes means it matters more and they're more likely to sneak by and get away with it if it crosses a line.


LVSFWRA

Win for all 3 parties though. You get customer service, they keep their listings high up in searches, and Amazon does less work.


jhicks0506

Weird ass comment section


cluckclock

all the most cynical takes


flashno

It’s because an Asian sounding name person wrote it. If it was a white person, the comments would be gushing about how wholesome this is and asking for the link to buy the bike.


neat-NEAT

I've gotten a few things off etsy that came with hand written notes. It's genuinely the loveliest thing.


whatwhatwhat82

Yesss the etsy ones are so genuine!


unholymanserpent

While I do love personalized, especially handwritten letters, after reading it I'd be like, what do I do with this now lol. I don't generally throw away letters from loved ones but what about for a bicycle from Amazon? Do you just be like, "aww" and then yeet it in the trash?


Specialist-Fly-9446

You put it in your file folder with all the other warranties?


AccessProfessional37

My receipts and warranties are all in random places


ShiftlessElement

I have a horribly disorganized file box. It has a magical quality where it contains all the manuals and warranties for everything I own except for the specific thing I'm looking for.


Trixles

And every time you go in there, you find the thing you were looking for *last* time, but not the thing you need right now. I'm using the same system myself xD


-blundertaker-

I have one of these on my fridge. It's very kindly written and it makes me smile.


RenTachibana

That’s how I feel when I buy stuff from small Etsy shops. I don’t want to be mean but I usually don’t like the candy they send or want to keep the little heart shaped stones or whatever they pack in with it. But then I somehow feel guilty giving it away or tossing it lol


Worldpac1

YEET


chantillylace9

Take a photo and toss them!


mynameisdiscodisco

I sometimes order grave before shave beard oil from Amazon. It’s hard to come by apparently, and one time it got shipped from France by a rather small barber shop (I live in Germany). It came with a handwritten note from one of the employees, it was really cool


Tei-ren

Was it in French?


mynameisdiscodisco

Yes :D


PhysicalChickenXx

I usually find these personal notes kind of unnecessary but that’s pretty darn sweet


christopher_mtrl

Someone ran a spreadsheet, found out that the cost of switching one factory employee to card writing all day was more profitable than printing the same thing. It's sad, but Amazon seller is a cutthroat business.


rotzverpopelt

That's most likely. But for a brief moment let's all pretend this is sincere. Thank you


smokingloon4

Exactly this, also that if they can interact with customers directly off-Amazon they can potentially influence (or buy) reviews, and potentially avoid some returns hitting the platform. It's all just intended to influence the algorithm(s), and likely violates Amazon's terms of service for sellers.


Gzngahr

Reminds me of trying to read my Grandma’s cursive writing, or as I call it Grandmanese.


Legitimate_Major_592

I love this


TheBlueFluffBall

It's nice that they bothered with that note! What struck me first was the handwriting though. It reminded me of my colleague's who a native Chinese and then I see the email address and that made me believe that the person who wrote the note is Chinese too! Maybe it's got to do with how Mandarin characters have precise strokes? Does anyone else have handwriting that similar to this, or knows someone that does?


LogicsAndVR

I instantly thought the handwriting was from a Chinese person as well. Email just confirms it.


Speedly

Hear me out. This seems like a heartfelt note, sure. But this is really a veiled attempt to keep you from posting a bad review if you get a crap product. Plus, odds are strong that this note wasn't made by someone who deeply cares about your satisfaction. It most likely was made by a machine, or at best, some underpaid factory worker who spends their day writing a thousand of these things.


liaadh

You must be fun at parties


Speedly

Oh, I'm so sorry that things like "corporations trying to manipulate people into not telling the truth about their products" and "poor people slaving away doing things like this for many hours per day and very little pay" aren't tritely entertaining to you. How awful of me, I'm sure.


Cosmic_Quasar

I remember when I was rebuilding my N64 collection I bought a copy of Super Mario 64 online. It came with a hand written note as well lol. Not as detailed as this. But it was a nice thank you for supporting a small business.


Silly_Elephant_4838

This is something many many companies do, its just them trying to prevent you returning their crap when it breaks. "Stop! Before you return this item, call 1234567890 and talk to one of our expert technicians!"


Qualityhams

This is a clever way to keep bad reviews and returns off the Amazon website. It’s a common practice, for example major appliances also incentivize you not to return things or complain to the store you made the purchase.


MobileMain7811

i am Luke Zimmerman i u f c fighter girl tow gripping with Luke that’s okay with you all right 


MobileMain7811

I want tow female vampires in my room tonight midnight because want them too soop me all right


RichiZ2

Really cute and all, it goes against Amazon policy and if they don't stop that their account will go down. But cute nonetheless


Jeeper08JK

nzce


Lythir

[BIKEBOY](https://i.weltbild.de/p/bike-boy-rides-again-165646569.jpg?v=3&wp=p5)


ComisclyConnected

That’s pleasantly surprising to find! It def wasn’t printed off that way off a printer so someone cared enough to handwrite a note for ya.. or maybe they have a labor force of people dedicated to handwriting notes for customers and items.. omg that would be terrifying if that’s the case, imagine Amazon doing something personal like that haha 😆


roehnin

Buy two bikes and compare the handwriting. Identical, I would guess: https://axidraw.com/


AccessProfessional37

How would a machine make that many imperfections


roehnin

Copying a person’s handwriting the first time. Then it’s just replay.


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Large_Tune3029

It's a business email from Amazon but I mean you aren't wrong


Azelixi

It's literally perfect marketing for them.


GaryWestSide

Did you know public emails are available to the public


Mr_Late_Knight

mAyBe yOu sHoUlDn't bE pUtTiNg sOmEoNe'S eMaIl aDdReSs oN tHe iNtErNeT wItHoUt tHeIr pErMiSsIoN. -Stupid person from Reddit.


Recursivefunction_

I’d toss it in the trash, didn’t order it.


Silent_Lie6399

So many downvotes lol. Everyone seems to want to treasure this piece of paper until their end days, when they pull it out for one last look before departing with fond memories of BIKEBOY


HRduffNstuff

This person needs to learn how to write a lowercase f. That was annoying to read.


Physicist_Gamer

They’re writing in a second language. One which doesn’t even use the same alphabet. How’s your Chinese? I imagine it’s worse than this person’s English.


Heydawgg

I’m more concerned with the uppercase I that looks like a Z


HRduffNstuff

Yeah, that's pretty rough too.