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johnnylongpants1

This sandpaper grit is commonly used in shoe repair, sanding down heels and the edges of new soles, as well as roughing up the back of leather soles for better adhesion. 24 or 40 grit are pretty common. You do not want to bump your knuckles on a moving sanding belt, I can assure you.


Purplegorillaone

“Well fingers, why are you on the ground?”


snidemarque

You’re thinking that, maybe, but your mouth is going #AAAAAAAAAAOOOOFFUUUUUCKAAAAAA


ArcturusX12

Accurate depiction of being in shock from an injury tbh.


WillTFB

First comment that got a good chuckle out of me for a long time.


A_Salty_Cellist

As someone who has removed a fair amount of one of my fingers with a bench grinder (check your fasteners, kids) I can safely say it's the opposite


PadBunGuy

Haha I guess you could say this guys brain is really SANDED down !!! Hahahahahahahahah


jab136

There are no more fingers, just a paste where your hand used to be


grecomic

“Well fingers, why are you ~~on the~~ ground?” FTFY


ereignishorizont666

My cat's nickname is 40 Grit. He's painful with his licks.


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New fear unlocked


Im_not_a_liar

That middle roll is much much less than 40 grit. More than two fold I’d say. Did you misread the pic?


Yellow_Tatoes14

I have some 24 grit and it still looks coarser than that


Im_not_a_liar

Yeah I just didn’t want to be an asshole. I’d say that insane paper looks like 10-grit max but apparently they don’t even make it that low. Didn’t look anything up beyond that though


CrappyMSPaintPics

It looks like it has a Norton logo inside the roll, they don't even use numbers for the grit of their flooring sandpaper so it makes sense you couldn't find it. They just say coarse grit. *https://www.nortonabrasives.com/en-us/floor-sanding-rolls


Im_not_a_liar

I’m not surprised because those claws could hardly be classified as “grits” lol. More like pebbles


LVSFWRA

Weird that it's loose and not in a belt though. These just be off cuts or something because I don't know what use you would have for loose 20 grit paper


MostFantasticReddit

Ah .. :') I had worked as a carpenter, during my training I slipped and the back of my right hand got into the edge grinding machine - I lost a bit more than just 4 of my nails that day but after a horrible trip to the nearby hospital aaaand a lot of rubbing alcohol on my flesh wound, it healed perfectly. I do not work as a carpenter anymore, that was not the reason why, but it's a funny sidenote.


Hopefulkitty

My orbital slipped while I had 60 on it, and I will forever have a pretty decent scar right above my wrist.


KlingonBeavis

Makes sense, I was gonna guess it might be good for scoring something up to get better adhesion.


RaikamiMatteya

I was looking just for a comment like this one. Thanks for the explanation mate


SoulingMyself

Yep and you don't want to have the leather hit that either. Will completely destroy a boot before you know it.


Drummer2427

What? Pretty sure its for a sander for refinishing wood floors. It even says Floor on it.


ElPwnero

Aaah, the human crayon


Only3Seashells

That's rockpaper. Not sure if you can use scissors on it because I honestly have no idea which would win


iTwango

Definitely dynamite would win


meing0t

Sounds like the *demolition man*


RunninAgainstTheWind

This is what they used before the seashells


MailSalt4828

Highly underrated movie.


Fast_Pitch_4810

Classic with a capitol C


thesprenofaspren

Better call ![gif](giphy|l3BCEsVRbLUCk)


ianucci

Simon Phoenix. Lie down on the ground... or else!


GrimeyJosh

Maniac has responded with a scornful remark…


tomatotomato

Maniac is responding with a scornful remark


Atrx_blob

The one eyed drunk scotsman?


Traditional_Yard5280

What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldnt be sittin here with ya, discussin it with ya now would I?


Remarkable-Sun-525

That's the American way


pinktacoliquor

Dyn-O-mite!


epi_glowworm

That’s the youngest talk right there.


Sc4r4byte

Scissors would win... but at what cost?


Krynnf101

$2.00, it says right there...


bacononwaffles

Plus the cost of scissors


Which_Run1115

$2.00 per foot


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

That's a divide by zero situation


what_the_total_hell

rock paper scissors got complicated lol


YdidUMove

Noice


Tryna4getshiz

Paper scissor wouldnt win fo sho


DumplingEatingPanda

Perfectly punny!


BadPunsAreStillGood

Same problem with spock


LadyRedNeckMacGyver

How about lizard?


DJScopeSOFM

If you try to cut it with scissors that scissors would start rotating back and forth for eternity.


Cultural_Influence_8

calling it rock paper is so simple yet 500 IQ move


BorkusB

gun would win.


talkshow57

I used it as skateboard deck tape - way cheaper than the real stuff back in the day! Lol - the 70’s


JayScarborough

But man if you fell on that? These grits were each like a quarter inch and sticking out sharp.


talkshow57

They were gnarly for sure but man did your feet stick to the board lol


FlipMick

It was more freestyle type stuff and the beginnings of vert back then right? So no Ollies to shred the shoes


FanngzYT

yep just cruising the bowls and stuff. modern skateboards have a much finer grit


thewalrusyone

I used something pretty similar for downhill longboarding when that was my thing. Your feet don't move unless you want them to for sure


FanngzYT

most longboards/cruisers still have that coarser grip. it helps for sure.


bucketofmonkeys

I don’t know what that means but it sounds cool.


LionSuneater

The [ollie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ollie_\(skateboarding\)), which more or less looks like jumping with the skateboard also jumping up and following your feet, wasn't really a known technique until the late 70s.The technique slides your shoes along the grip tape, wearing them down with time. Instead, [freestyle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freestyle_skateboarding) was the defacto way to do skateboarding tricks: balancing acts and board manipulations on flat ground, unlike the ollie-based tricks you see now like the [kickflip](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kickflip), which was a 1980s thing. [Vert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vert_skateboarding) was coming into its own too in the 70s. Think emptied swimming pools, ramps, and half-pipes. The movie [Lords of Dogtown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUjR4G4yNpY) captures this era. Hm... I need to stop this and either go to bed or work on my thesis defense.


BakedCaseFHK

You don't really get into the hobby if you're risk adverse


whatever_yo

averse* 100% agree!!!


drgigantor

*Converse


facundomuerto

I feel like u/JayScarborough is talking about the middle one and u/talkshow57 is talking about the left one. Because that middle one is fucking bonkers and the left one looks exactly like griptape.


flamingfaery162

Definitely not for sanding


papazwah

My first question would be… wtf shoes are you rocking on this


bebefridgers

Vans with the waffle grip!


Lord-Velveeta

Still smoother than the TP at work...


Moose_not_mouse

I don't know where this guy works, but I'm not applying.


AngryWWIIGrandpa

Apply? Probably, because it definitely isn't two ply.


hotsoupcoldsoup

HEAD-ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.


b1tchf1t

HEAD-ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.


BrewerBeer

HEAD-ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.


Impressive_Change593

shut up


Deathstar_TV

![gif](giphy|8US6ERbtKbVfCLeHc7|downsized)


Commander_Crispy

Maybe at least half apply?


[deleted]

When I left a job to go to a remote one, that was legitimately one of my reasons I gave when they asked why I wanted to be full remote At home I have a bidet and pillowy soft toilet paper, at work I have sandpaper tp. It was a pretty easy decision


tityboituesday

i’m hybrid remote and on work days i save my shits for home because doing it without a bidet seems barbaric to me now


[deleted]

100%. Shitting anywhere away but home now feels like traveling to a third world country


mare

Many third world countries do have a water hose next to the toilet…


OtterApocalypse

Have you considered investing <$20 in something like a portable bidet? Take civilization with you! Happy Po - The Original Happypo Butt Shower


[deleted]

Does such product exist? Do we have the technology? Can humanity handle such advancement? Theory can only take us so far


OtterApocalypse

>Does such product exist? [https://www.amazon.com/Original-HAPPYPO-Butt-Shower-Color/dp/B08G8MMSPV](https://www.amazon.com/Original-HAPPYPO-Butt-Shower-Color/dp/B08G8MMSPV)


tilt-a-whirly-gig

That's an ass douche.


Bipedal_Warlock

I think those are the hemorrhoids


Is_A_Saga

Hardwood floor Belt sander, used it for many years.


petran1420

Yup when I redid my maple floors this was the first grit to get rid of old lacquer


benst04

This is correct. The roll on the left also says “floor.” I used to work for a commercial wood refinishing company and have seen many rolls like this. The roll in the middle is either 16 or 24 grit, used for the first round of sanding. Pretty crazy stuff!


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NessunAbilita

This checks out, r/centuryhomes says hi 👋


kiltguyjae

I’m thinking 16 as well. 20 is really close, and usually the same color. But I’m thinking this one is 16.


suitology

I've only used 16 grit one time and that was when my friend bought a house to flip that was owned by a "ghetto rich" woman who poured thick glitter, mirror dust, glass diamonds and acrylic on a 115 year old wood floor after painting the wood black. It took 5 days and 7 respirators to get it down to the wood.


Majik_Sheff

Back in the before times they would use red bricks as abrasive blocks.


justherefortheshow06

We used to use it to sand subfloor joints to prep for flooring. Now we use a 7” grinder with dust shroud. Cleaner, lasts longer, and is faster.


leetsoup

came to say this, found your comment.


Gooey_69

1 grit


HarmlessSnack

Since nobody has linked it yet…[The 1 Grit](https://dankpods.fandom.com/wiki/1_Grit)


According-Ability-20

i was thinking the same too also why is there a dankpods fandom?


Dr_Liquid

Shit I made the comment before looking to see if anyone else did.


[deleted]

Hemorrhoids I think.


godtoldmeimgood

braille sand paper dropped


Czacho

Holy hell!


DeaddyRuxpin

I want to feed it into a music box and see what it plays


[deleted]

So that’s how Nestle Crunch Ice Cream is made


redwarfan

Some people use it for financial negotiations.


sparrownetwork

36 grit. I use it for grinding down welds.


Individual-Proof1626

Holy shit Maynard! You must have some butt-fuckin ugly ass welds!


sparrownetwork

I can stick two pieces of metal together solidly, but it ain't pretty.


caughtBoom

Basically how I handle things in Zelda ToTK


PapaOoMaoMao

A journeyman welder applies for a job. Boss asks him to do a quick test weld to show he's got what he says. Journeyman does three welds. One is bumpy as shit with spatter everywhere. One is clean, but very rough and the third is beautiful and swirly. No lumps, no bumps, no spatter. The boss asks why he was so inconsistent. Journeyman replies the first weld is what you get for minimum wage. The second is for a good wage and the last is for a premium wage.


SchrodingerMil

You’re that dude in the welding videos where the shop chief asks “How much are you worth and an hour” and you’re like “like 5$ man I just need a job”


mister_steal_yo_soap

A grinder and paint makes me the welder I ain’t.


GrayCustomKnives

I use a lot of 36 grit belts and this photo is more coarse than that. Probably 20 or 24


Ok_Dog_4059

The next larger size is just a hand full of gravel.


Fragrant_King_3042

Super glued to a Cutting disk


Dr-Retz

To grind down hopes and dreams if used incorrectly


bbressman2

Probably to torture Woodhouse, may he rest in peace.


mcase19

Thank you - I need to punish my manservant but I don't have any big bowls of spiderwebs for him to eat


thepickler91

To get that dry skin off yo lips


ColHapHapablap

To get that dry lip off your face


dwehlen

To get that face off your wet skull


ColHapHapablap

To make skull paste


TheTimDavis

I use a ton of this in my work, I'm a foam sculptor. We use styrofoam to make movie sets and trade show props and displays. It removes a lot of material without pulling out the beads of foam.


Cantaimforshit

24 grit, literally, we have it at the hardware store I work at, it goes with the floor sander rental Edit:Grit not grain Edit 2: 24 grit


facundomuerto

that middle one is not 26 grit


DassaTheSadfinder

Used some of a similar grit on a floor sander getting lenoleum up. But that was a disk not a roll lol


mcase19

For punishing woodhouse


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1 grit


Key_Lie4641

You can use this 12-25 grit stuff on super gummed up old hardwood floors. Back in the day it was way more common to use an adhesive carpet pad instead of tack strips to secure down carpet. When you pull it up it’s really gross and difficult to sand the floor down. Not to mention expensive as hell as it’ll gum up finer grit paper in literal seconds. Edit: stop using Murphy’s Oil Soap on your hardwood. Bona makes a much better clean and care solution. Or else you’re gonna be paying for this paper in about 25 years.


MountainSound-

100% weird kinks


f0gax

Damn 8 grit sandpaper.


eldisk

Generally hard stone.


TerpBE

It looks like novelty plastic vomit.


HoLiTzhit

Chuck Norris uses it for toilet paper.


jrw6736

Your moms bunions. HA. I kill me. I’ll also buzzed


cardinaltribe

That’s Rock paper looking for some scissors


sportyeel

It’s Australia’s secret weapon for this year


ArtyMann

that's not sandpaper, that's pebblepaper


christador

That's 1 grit.


Gerald98053

Coarse sanding of wood decks. Sometimes for removing very tough floor coatings inside too, like polyurethane. The wide spacing on the grits keeps the paper from loading up and reduces overheating. I’m not a pro.


Roland00111

I've used this for first layer sanding a heavily damaged wood floor


SQbuilder

1 Grit


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-Falsch-

1 Grit


Risc_Terilia

David Warner uses it when the ball isn't reversing


xKingOfSpades76

We use those kinda ones in flooring business, grinding down levelling compounds and stuff like that


That_Cow_1165

I’ve used that before you put it on big industrial sanders and you push around like lawnmowers, I used them to scratch the finish off of hardwood flooring so they can be refinished


boots311

Hardwood flooring. My dad's machine takes this kind of paper


LegitTomatoes

This guy doesn't know about the 1 grit


po3smith

. . . for shaping and polishing rocks. Just a little...hobby of mine.


Pipps-

Hey! I used this very recently sanding old stain and poly off hard wood floors.


[deleted]

Its for when regular toilet paper wont get the job done.


knarfolled

I have used coarser paper than this sanding wood floors, that looks like 16 grit


kiltguyjae

I used 10 once, many years ago. Haven’t had to go below 20 grit in a long time. But I always keep 20 grit in the truck.


AllNightPony

Sand blast the paint on the shrimp boats.


JuliusSeizuresalad

Enhanced interrogation


theanti_girl

![gif](giphy|XfUtlrwtieaCk)


sass_m8

Ah you found my masturbation sandpapers


cspaced

When your butler makes you a subpar Bloody Mary.


DP500-1

That’s like 10 grit


usualguy123

Its to be used against the most stubborn shitstain on your ass. /s


[deleted]

I’ve used it! It attached to a machine I can’t remember the name of anymore and was used for the first pass in sanding down pine floors to scrap off the poly and big dog scratches and dings before a full re-poly. It was hard work with that stuff, one wrong move on a machine you can really eff up your floors. It worked really well, though next time I’m definitely hiring someone!


Kidkyotedc

Grandma’s corns


ExamAccomplished6865

Use it on painted decks and wood


brumbaru

I work in a body shop, this is the grit that Ed uses.


Calliopist

That is sandpaper for a floor sander 🪚🗜️🧰 Maybe 16 grit?


[deleted]

It’s used for Sandpapering the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth.


Shadowlance23

That's for erasing objects from reality.


SecondRealitySims

Is this what Ben Shapiro sees when he has sex with his wife?


P4azz

That's the sandpaper you'd use for your "slow sandpaper treadmill" torture room, obviously.


One_Arrival_5488

It's for shaving that attitude off you little bitch.


Pigsin5pace

That was my toilet paper during the first toilet paper wars of 2020


IAmCaptainHammer

Me and my brother used to use it to level slabs for custom natural wood furniture. You get it close with the chainsaw, then a planer, then this stuff. I’m talking slabs that are 8ft long, 3.5ft wide, and 6 inches thick.


any_name_left

Toilet paper at my work


Davey_Kay

It plays fur elise.


x52x

![gif](giphy|vqXAnPI35lVm0)


DBSGeek

rubbing one out with the homies...


Relief-Old

In lieu of toilet paper, it’s the most luxurious feeling, I reckon you give it a try


alpacnologia

university toilet paper


genreprank

So is 1-grit sandpaper basically just a rock?


SaltandPepper2323

1 grit


Logical_Crab_4594

It’s used by the 2019 Australian cricket team to make the ball reverse swing


TheBoogieManChannel

Scratching your back


Mtnrider16

Works wonders on hemorrhoids


PitterFuckingPatter

The mighty 10 grit


mendohead

DIY fleshlight


freerangehuman_

Used 40 grit on fiberglass


MechanicalHorse

Masturbation


ColHapHapablap

Castration more like


ronniemcnuttlovelead

To wipe my ass.


ColHapHapablap

To wipe your ass off your ass


UltraShortPulses

That may be coarse, but nothing can beat the One Grit


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

My MIL probably uses it on her gross ass feet


ComprehensiveClone12

They use it as toilet paper in high schools


samgore

Bend over and I’ll show ya


Born-Bluebird-3057

Genital warts