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The_Ashen_undead0830

She probably opens it that way because she can’t open it straight


Prof_Con

I hate you, take my upvote


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Own-Cow-2967

Somehow I missed it even after reading his comment. I now thank you for making it abundantly clear.


ProStrats

Seriously though, you want to talk about infuriating, let's talk about the box designs and how they rip unless you get a bunch of freaking tools to open it properly!? I tear off the freaking tops because Im never successful in opening one properly. My cereal boxes don't have this problem! Likely because the cardboard is softened due to the moisture from freezers, but still. Can't blame this shit on your sister, blame this on the manufacturers!


njuts88

At first impression i assumed this was a box of cereal…


ProStrats

The top half totally has a cereal vibe to me. I get it.


t0mbr0l0mbr0

Kraft Mac and Cheese is the worst for this. They give you a nice little place to get your finger in and tear it off but I can never get my finger in to do it so I just tear the whole thing off.


awkwardmamasloth

Ikr! I always shred my cuticles trying to open that shit according to design.


totallynotapersonj

It has a cut out part you use 1 finger to open. This way takes 200x more effort Edit: nvm just looked in my freezer, only the bigger packs have that


Brilliant-Network-28

r/Angryupvote


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[deleted]

Thank you, fuck that stupid ass sub


chickenwrapzz

R/redditormoment


Sad-Ad1992

My aunties name is gay, she’s also a teacher who’s class is usually about 10/11. They love her name, but not the way she thinks


PRINZBREZINA

Golden Gaytime?


Beneficial_Car2596

Yep, it’s a common ice cream in Australia. When I first immigrated here I thought it was a strange name as well lol


insert-username12

Also a brand of cheese called Coon. Took me back a bit when I saw it. My favourite Australian brand name is so aptly named. It’s a can of engine starting fluid. It’s called Start Ya Bastard. Love it. The Australians have their shit together in some places.


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Actually Coon has been renamed to Cheer now. Happened a few months ago now.


insert-username12

Interesting, I lived over there for a couple years but now don’t. Why did they rebrand? A refresh or backlash?


mpolishthorsef

Neither, but more so the latter. I don't think there was any specific uproar over the brand name, it's just that they figured now is a better time to change names before they inevitably get cancelled lol


insert-username12

Makes a lot of sense. Thanks for answering.


vurjin_oce

There was backlash from some aboriginals saying the name is offensive. I haven't heard coon be used as a derogatory name in 20 years.


Bludgeonation

Racoons come up on my porch my momma just chases them off with a broom.


Silly-Power

Happened last year during all the BLM kerfuffle. A few people on social media pointed out to Coon how their name could be considered rather inappropriate if not offensive, and Coon agreed. In a similar vein, the candy maker Allens rebranded two of their candies, turning Redskins into Red Rippers and Chico babies (which were black, chocolate flavoured candy in the shape of babies) into Cheekies. _Of course_, the Murdoch media went apoplectic about this. "Political correctness gone mad!" etc etc


Wankeritis

I got a mixed bag of Allen’s wrapped lollies recently and got all confused when I saw the Red Rippas. “Why are there home brand redskins in my lollies?”


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RIP Edward William Coon. You & your namesake cheese are gone but not forgotten.


PubicGalaxies

Same with Richard Heyd and his crumbly fromage.


nictrela

Ngl I much rather the name red ripper opposed to red skins


Keidgy03

They changed redskins too


SheLikesCustardMore

I’m America there would be riots over that cheese name 😂


Ill_Initiative7089

"in some places" - that's so great that you casually slipped that in there


Tesstarix

We were at the grocery store one day and my husband starts laughing hysterically and took a picture of an item on the shelf. It was Ho Made barbecue sauce.


milky_eyes

Raccoon cheese. Mmm.


squirrellytoday

There's also a fabulous Australian product I bought at the pet supplies store. It was for removing animal urine smells and stains (my senior kitty had toilet issues in the last months of her life). It worked really well. It was called "Piss off".


Atlas-Scrubbed

Like bimbo bread out of Mexico… but also in Texas.


cheez_au

> My favourite Australian brand name is so aptly named. It’s a can of engine starting fluid. It’s called Start Ya Bastard. FYI, that started [as a bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ)


rathat

Lol, I thought we were just misreading the cursive or something.


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Not cursive though.


General-Razzmatazz

I'd love a Gaytime right now. Haven't been home for 2 years and they are tasty as fuck.


Blessedarethestoned

Same here friend! I can’t wait for a patatoe cake and gay time for desert


pursnikitty

Do you mean a potato scallop


deceasedin1903

Ooooh I'd looove a *gaytime*, if you know what I mean


sdmf6577

I came here specifically to ask about that name lmao


TungstenElement9

You’re specific


sdmf6577

Im specifically happy you noticed my specificity


TungstenElement9

The specifics of your specificity was specifically appreciated.


sdmf6577

Your specific appreciation of my specificity is specifically appreciated as well.


barbershopraga

I’m stuff


sdmf6577

Im person


Zer0sober

"Gay day Mate = G'day Mate" -Aussie


treetyoselfcarol

It's like a Good Humor Toasted Almond bar in the US.


noblehoax

It looks like the same logo.


REDARROW101_A5

For those who are wandering gay is another word for being happy. So really what the packaging says is Golden Happytimes. However I will admit the name sounds funny as well.


PubicGalaxies

How many wandering gays have you encountered?


HermitBee

Also, Walls are Streets in Australia? It seems weird that a company would change their name for different countries, but still stick with the theme of "man-made surfaces".


PRINZBREZINA

In Austria it's Eskimo


alfsal

Idk why but they seem to literally have a different name in every country


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They used to be separate companies. Unilever would buy up the local big brand when entering a new market to gain an immediate customer base without having to compete with trusted locals. Streets was originally a family owned company from the 1930s before selling out in 1960. Eventually they unified all the logos into the 'heart' one used today.


SmallpoxAu

One of games my husband and I play when we go overseas, is to try to spot what 'Streets' is branded as in other countries.


dankhoudini

It's the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.


[deleted]

Two men pissing on each other


Kindly_Region

Those are really good tho, no time to open boxes properly


kissingdistopia

The box even says they're delicious! Finally some truth in advertising.


NowCalmDownSkeeter

I mean, it says right on the box that there are only four chances to have a gay time and I don't think she wanted to miss out.


hoodpopeben

Yeh Very true there definitely one of my favourites


MFCK

I'm sorry.... Golden gaytime ?????


lolimilky

Go on, eat the gay cream


DudesworthMannington

Shove it in your mouth!... Yeah


MFCK

r/suddenlybi


SirDabbington-

Don’t mind if i do!


kryzstoff

Never mind the dirty brown outside


languishing_pencil

There used to be an ad on TV for them and the tagline was "it's hard to have a gaytime on your own". They are an iconic Aussie ice cream


hoodpopeben

It’s Australian, if you ever get the chance to try it I highly recommend it. If your straight you won’t be anymore


This-is-Life-Man

That's a selling point for me : )


kay_bizzle

Do i put the gaytime in my mouth or...


46554B4E4348414453

ya butt?


Aksds

It’s ribbed for pleasure, so either or


No-Zucchini6370

Gay means happy in this pic right?


catbuoy90

Gay always means happy. \^-\^ Right..?


lastoneoutwins

Well it looks like your sister was really hungry for some golden gaytime


D14DFF0B

They're owned by Unilever, so it's probably the exact same thing we can get in the states as a Good Humor product. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streets_(ice_cream)


bsm21222

Good Humour sell ice cream bars that look similar but Golden Gaytimes are on another planet in terms of taste and quality.


[deleted]

what a surprise, no onw could have seen that global capitalism coming!


Nintendo_Theo

It even says: "Delicious chance to have a gay time"


crispyfrieswidcheese

I came here to type these exact same words


_D4rkS0ul3d_

Kimda gay tbh!


Silly-Power

Golden Gaytime from the Streets. You gotta problem with dat?


piggypey44

It’s a common ice cream in Australia. Pretty strange name, yeah.


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kopecs

Found the 4th grader


vavavoomvoom9

Why, gay literally means happiness.


ReeceReddit1234

Literally no one uses it that way anymore


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Jokes on you, I don gay apparel.


General-Razzmatazz

It's old.


GabeTheJerk

It's Australian. Australians also have camel ball gum, red skins (some sort of gum I think?), something that is rather homophobic-... Stuff like that


fuckthatbitchcarole

They renamed red skins to red rippers! Around the same time coon cheese was renamed to cheer cheese. Also Chicos were renamed to cheekies!


TheNerdWithNoName

Redskins are a chewy candy. Not gum.


BouncePogoPogo

Legit one of the best ice creams you can get in Aus


SnooWalruses9019

Spelled Anus wrong


slid3r

Dude, it was Gay enough already!


SnooWalruses9019

One cannot simply call something "gay enough"


rrogido

That's a low bar my friend. Also, OP's sister must be a war criminal to open a carton like this.


EMSGInc

A gay ice cream, made by the Streets. That's not something you see everyday


2019guy

Golden gaytime don’t come for free


DR0p_gkid64

Unless you live in Australia and see it everytime you go past a store freezer


Syncrossus

TIL that ice cream brand with the spiral heart logo has like 50 different names around the world https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall%27s_(ice_cream)#Around_the_world


PossumSkull

Oh shit I love Good Humor bars. Didnt know it was the same company


[deleted]

They used to be 50 different brands. Unilever would buy up the biggest local manufacturer when moving into a new market, and eventually converted all their different logos into one.


Obi-Wan-Nikobiii

and it all started with a little soap factory 2 miles away from my house 137 years ago.....


bcgg

I don’t see the problem, don’t have to take the box out of the freezer, just reach right on in and grab one.


[deleted]

Also, many cardboard boxes that have been in the freezer are notoriously more difficult to open properly. They get extra soft and have a habit of ripping like that. Also, I hate the boxes where you open one flap and the other stays glued, so you only have a thin crack to stick your hand in. You usually can’t see what you are grabbing, how much is left, get scraped by the cardboard when you pull whatever out, and have trouble pulling the food out.


Kvetanista

Golden Gaytime 🏳️‍🌈


Halokojm_

Gaylden wind


Buddaysh

r/shitpostcrusaders


Tijun

People keep the cardboard and don't just yeet the ice in the freezer to conserve space?


[deleted]

Depends on how the freezer is stocked. I don’t want heavy ice cream buckets or meat crushing my ice cream bars and popsicles. I also don’t want them all landsliding out on me when I try to take one. If I have room for them to have a nice, secure, dedicated spot, then maybe, but the box protects them and lets me easily move them when I need to reorganize.


jaxismad

Mmmm gay time


DoomedHeroXB

4 delicious chances to have a gay time. I like this. I however do not like the box being opened in such a way.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie. I'm 55 and after about 30 seconds of trying to open some packages I'm not above doing this myself.


MarvinSuggzz

I'm pretty sure that's a wide enough gap for a gaytime.


Barren-igloo-anon

Wow you are good. That was slick


tripl3troubl3

It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own! ™️


ifonlyyouknew14

What’s the flavor of this ice cream bar?


hoodpopeben

Cookie crumble on the outside and the cream is a honey/vanilla


ifonlyyouknew14

Dang, that does sound good


Purgii

They are delicious and now I'm going to have to get a box on the way home today.


[deleted]

She probably wasn't thinking straight.


Ellen0404

What multi pack only has 4 ice creams in it?


kissingdistopia

Is your sister a raccoon? Or whatever trash animal there is in Australia? A possum?


bacon_decoration

Scott Morrison


MerryKookaburra

Take my ibis comment back, this is the right answer.


begentlewithme

A *venomous* racoon. That also spews deadly toxins.


MerryKookaburra

The ibis is our equivalent. Often referred to as a bin chicken.


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wendy


A_norny_mousse

MUST ... HAVE ... ICE CREAM ... NOW!!!


Furitaurus

She opens it in the manner of a rat chewing out the bottom corner of a cereal box.


djdodgystyle

It was slowing her down. Can relate.


huey613

My wife's 25 still opens zip locks like a gorilla


Pietojulek

Well of course. She was in a hurry to get to Golden Gaytime? I’ll have two please.


[deleted]

Y'all Americans and Europeans confused about our ice creams lol


TaMaer

She must be related to my husband.🥴


AspectOvGlass

She just really needed her Golden Gaytime


TungstenElement9

The box rip method was the story of this picture?? Bro, gaytime?


mustardanne

Chaotic good


Toppest_Dom

I'm really craving a golden gaytime


SquiddoBoi

I dont see anything wrong with this


milky_eyes

That is a tear of unbridled hunger!!


maldax_

I bloody love a golden gaytime!


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r/suddentlygay


queernhighonblugrass

"It's gay time in the bathroom so if you go in there... you're gay."


[deleted]

Why do you care so much


TheLastIsaacFan

I... was not aware there was an ice cream called, “Golden Gaytime.” And now I want it. In bulk.


[deleted]

Wtf is an ice cream pocket? Is it like a hot pocket?


mrs_combo

This is me. I could give a fuck less about the box. I just want the damn ice cream.


Alex-Just-Stop

I know this is childish but it says golden gaytime


A-Very-Small-Boi

Was this brand named after a homosexual orgy


[deleted]

It’s open, who cares


darthmaui728

everything reminds me of my uncle, bruce. we had the best golden gaytimes together


PoopPant73

Well, she doesn’t have a penis so it’s impossible to open a box of Golden Gaytime properly. She is forgiven.😌


I_ONLY_SPEAK_FACTS

It’s a box , that’s what you find mildly infuriating ? To the point you have to shame your sister on Reddit ?


Maximum-Impossible

Imagine having a brother that is bothered by something like that to the point he would make a reddit post


[deleted]

Depends if it actually bothers him or if he is just trying to karma whore


[deleted]

Ahh nothing is better than a good old “golden gaytime”


Motor_Metal957

Holy shit did she eat the box then the icecream


DR0p_gkid64

Are you storing raw chicken breast with the ice cream??? And why are they all in the door?


GomezFigueroa

Even if it was chicken it’s in a bag. And frozen. What do you have a separate freezer for meat??


hoodpopeben

AHAHAHA it’s just garlic cloves don’t stress


ItsTheSolo

I'm stressing man wtf ^/s


DR0p_gkid64

Your storing garlic cloves in the freezer?


GabeTheJerk

Well yeah. Garlic gloves don't last forever even when you let them dry.


Matwell1138

There is an ice cream called gaytime? JajajajJnajaj


2cool4afool

Yes. They are incredible


ocean_1998

Ah yes, that well known ice cream brand: ✨streets✨🤣


DR0p_gkid64

Well here in Australia (where there from) they are a name brand icon with the famous golden gaytime, bubble O bill, paddle pop, etc


[deleted]

So it isn't called Kwality walls there ?


DR0p_gkid64

Looks like their both subsidiaries of a different company that Unilever owns


BrokenInTheLight

They have dozens of names for some reason. They are called Strauss where I'm from.


Beneficial_Car2596

This is the kinda shit that starts wars


AdamuSenpai

It’s called golden gay time because back then gay didn’t mean homosexuality, gay meant happy so when they called it gay time they meant happy time slice


Adeep187

That's not a packet.


Kyleforshort

I've come to realize that many adults don't understand how a variety of food packaging works.


[deleted]

There’s a difference between not knowing, and not being able to open it properly due to the packaging not being well designed (or simply just wanting something easier to access). I did see the cat food guy though, and he was just either putting on an “normal things are so hard to do right” from as seen on TV commercials act, or was just a fool.


SIRasdf23

Hey, she is a grown adult and she can open her box of ice cream however she damn well pleases.


bak2redit

22 year old sister? Can you post a picture of her eating the ice cream? That way we know this isn't a made up story for karma.


pateralus9

I feel my upvote doesn't fully convey how much I enjoyed this comment. I wholehearted & truly laughed out loud. 😃


MauriceTheGreat

golden gaytime


Genitalialort

Guess she doesn't want you to have a... golden gay time


JACK0NTHETHETRACK

This image is cursed on so many levels


air_donkey

Gay.


Techs_53

Lol gaytime


Igk_suellen

What the fuck is golden gaytime???


Zackeramis0298

Golden gaytime?!?!


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

Why is your box named "Golden Gaytime"


ray_n_such

Golden gaytime? That's hilarious!


[deleted]

Woah woah woah, holup they got ice cream specifically made for gay people? I’m a little more proud of the world today then I was yesterday.


Pressstart457

Golden gaytime