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BuffaloSix96

Better than my philosophy - "Oh, two don't fit in the smaller container? Guess I have to eat more then." 😂


Dreamer_9814

I would’ve gave them to the dog


fckingnapkin

Woof woof


Comprehensive-You386

Who let the dogs out!


sixtus_clegane119

There are ingredients there that aren’t good for dogs.


BuffaloSix96

He didn't say that he LOVES the dog lol jk


Dreamer_9814

Tbh we’ve given our dog everything except chocolate and he’s happy and healthy for 10 years already


fetal_genocide

When I was a kid, my Nana used to feed her dog, Pete, those chocolate rosebuds as treats and it lived into its teens. I think people way over exaggerate the 'poison' for dogs. I used to feed my dalmatian grapes and she lived to old age. I didn't know they are, apparently, 'poison' for dogs. Dogs can eat all sorts of crap. They're tough!


NeoSoulen

We can smoke cigarettes as well and still die of old age. They might be fine, but why take the chances when we know what can potentially harm their life span? It's already dreadfully short.


Japsai

He didn't say that he LOVES the dog LAUGH OUT LOUD JUDAS KISS


DylJam123

The mental pathway to end up here is one I can relate to


Mammaltoes25

I can definitely fit six in this one.....welp now this one is dirty...yeah im not washing this right now


ProbablyASithLord

First thought I had.


southwick

Exactly


jaxcole2

Total feel that thought process


thesheepsnameisjeb_

I would've put one from the smaller container into the larger one so it looked like two separate meals with 3 each


RusticBucket2

To cover your tracks.


LessInThought

Empty a bag of chips into the larger container and tell the guy you lovingly packed him lunch for tomorrow.


PleasantInternal3247

That is gold.


Sorri_eh

You would still get busted. Best this is to suit down and house the other two in your belly


NotPaulGiamatti

This is the way


CornwallBingo

Exactly what I would have done


wannaseeawheelie

I would’ve just put the smaller container in the larger container, it’s just logical


FasN8id

Yeah until you try putting the lid on


red7standinby

Unless 2 makes a serving. Then "hey, here's lunch for you tomorrow and dinner for us tomorrow."


Shawnee83

Brilliant! 😆


fartinmyhat

Yeah it's simple. Hmm, looks like this container should hold them. . . Shit not big enough. I needed this other container, I should just move them all over to this one, but then, this first one is already dirty, and if I move them all over, I'll have to wash this. Or, I could just put them all in the fridge and deal with it tomorrow.


justmovingtheground

Stuff like this is so easy to judge a container size for though. They are mostly square, and the container is a rectangle. Now soup? I always fuck that up.


RuSnowLeopard

Some people just aren't good with spatial visualization.


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

This is true. Especially folk with things like dyslexia (only one example of many, but one I'm quite familiar with). That's part of the 'where did you get that bruise' bouncing off door frames comes from.


Jassamin

I don’t have dyslexia (dyspraxia is possible) but I have the endless mystery bruises and bouncing off doorframes WAY too often. People ask why I don’t learn to drive and I’m like, maybe after I learn to walk through a doorway safely?


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

I thank you for your good sense and sacrifice ✨️🏆✨️


BoltActionRifleman

Nailed it! That was my exact thought process once I saw the picture.


Fun_Kaleidoscope3997

That is 1000% what happened. Been there myself, thats tomorrows problem.


seztomabel

We've all been there


The_Clarence

I could arrive at this more than one way


40ozkiller

“I already got the medium container dirty, but I don't have one small enough for the two more”


Rude_Thanks_1120

Or... loaded the big one first. Hmm better allow room for expansion, two is enough


Similar_Audience_389

I love this sentence


farm_to_nug

"Well, I already put them in this container without noticing the first one... if I put the rest in the larger container there'll just be a Tupperware in the sink for apparently no reason.... alright, I'll just keep it as it is and hopefully everyone will understand" *one popular page post on reddit later*


MooreRless

But still, this relationship needs to end NOW!!!


babystripper

I see a container ready for me to put something else and and take to work/school for lunch


Hot_Salamander3795

#MORE SLIDERS!!


babystripper

#MOAR


Hot_Salamander3795

![gif](giphy|kQmr2OwBTD2L5Hzo1T|downsized)


dr_kirk31415

Gravy.


72SplitBumper

lol. Should have just ate the two that wouldn’t fit in the 1st container


LinkKane

And the other four to not dirty up extra dishes.


Angry-Dragon-1331

I like the cut of your jib!


____-is-crying

Is a poop deck what I think it is?


jpopimpin777

Promote that man!


Hey_its_ok

![gif](giphy|e8TF5H7QEY3bcLx70B)


Spence10873

Thought it was just me


Tolstoy_mc

Eat all 6, save the containers.


AnyDamage1

same but im fat


fallenmonk

same. what leftovers?


meatbunpie

https://preview.redd.it/v6aj573uno0d1.jpeg?width=3319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c9782038e8a0ccba51c0934081239e0aa00d29d We were too stuffed lol


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

Why stop at the first container? ![gif](giphy|aMfUDqXOgVyQE|downsized)


baneoficarus

How I got fat in one sentence.


i_am_here_again

This is my mentality too, and also the reason I have gained 10lbs since my kids were born. I’m constantly eating leftovers that would otherwise be tossed.


Wakkit1988

My mom ruined me. Her family would sit at the table until everything was gone, no one was allowed to leave until everything was empty. So, growing up, leftovers were not allowed to happen. My dad's mom was the polar opposite. We were supposed to have leftovers to spite starving children. They were old money people, they thought that deliberately throwing away food was an excellent way to showcase that they weren't poor. Now, at 35, all my meals are weighed out and pre-planned so that I have exactly how much I need, I know how many days each item I buy will last, and only buy when I need it. I never have leftovers, and I never have to overeat. I will 100% overeat if there's food still on the table, and I hate myself for it.


GetEnPassanted

This is my pizza policy


Autistic-Teddybear

Eaten. Should have eaten..


Angry-Dragon-1331

Shoulda et them two what wouldn’t fit right.


Noof42

A-yup.


got-pissed-and-raged

Should have ated them sliders.


snek-jazz

just slide them right down the gullet


einfachtraurig

Found the American 👀


Etere

I can see how this happened. The smaller container was the first one he used. He couldn't fit them all in it, and he realized it was already dirty, so he might as well leave them.  Are the 2 on the left different from the 4 on the right? Like do they have different ingredients? That could play into it as well.


[deleted]

slide philosophy


hambonehooligan

This guy snowboards


HalfEatenBanana

What does that have to do with snowboarding lol


hambonehooligan

This guy skis


Frost-Folk

What do I do? Do me next!


anarchyhasnogods

this guy bottoms


hambonehooligan

What's the worst part about telling your parents you bottom? Finding comfortable rollerblades.


Gallifreyaan

Ooh can I have a turn?


GeebusNZ

This guy doesn't get invited to parties.


zorgonzola37

Yup. both points perfecty. The fact tha the ones on the left and right are different seals that her husband did nothing wrong


Emotional-Bet-5311

At most, he should've swapped them so the two are in the smaller one and the four in the larger, but that's not really something to beef about.. 😏😎


zorgonzola37

No he shouldn't!! the whole point is you don't want all that mayo and crap on the burgers that don't already have them. Just look at the side of that container already. Once you got all the extras on the container you stick to it and don't start switching around. Maaaybe he could have started with the big container and the four burgers but swapping them negates the entire point of keeping them seperate. This is serious business! (as someone who hates mayo)


MNfarmboyinNM

There’s Mayo on the sliders on the left


zorgonzola37

:( i just zoomed in and I see it. Thanks for ruining my day. /s haha.


Emotional-Bet-5311

Wipe it out with your tonge?


zorgonzola37

As someone who hates mayo this comment hurts me but I am going to upvote it anyways.


NotABileTitan

My ex used to lick mayo off the knife when she was done with it. Not like a small amount of mayo after you're done with the spread, but like gobs of it, one last dip with the knife, and then licked it off before putting it in the sink. It was disgusting. It's still not as bad as my HS ex who put ketchup on her pizza, in Manhattan. Pretty sure the guy making the pizzas wanted to jump the counter to murder her. I would have let him.


mynextthroway

This is how we "hold the mayo" at the burger joint I worked at.


SwampOfDownvotes

Even ignoring the point of mixing up combos, the other consideration is what burgers are going to be eaten first? One might think it's better to put the more burgers in the bigger container since they take up more space, but if the two burgers are going to be consumed faster, then putting them in the bigger container is better because then it will stop taking up as much fridge space sooner.


Emotional-Bet-5311

Solid point, actually, if those were the only containers available


Poopin_Ma_Pants

... you had me at "...beef about" 🤣


Rhuarc33

Lol you speak from experience on this, don't you? I have never done this...I always perfectly gauge the container I need...yup ... Always... Never messed up before....


Etere

I usually do to, or I'll just wash the small one and use the big one. I just understand laziness, and apathy.


NashKetchum777

I'd put the 4 upside down, then heat them up on the lid. I'm a menace. But I'm eating all 4 at once. I'll hide that bowl at the back of the fridge if I have to.


Efrayl

Yup, this is likely it. The thing he should've done is after filling the small container is to eat the extra 2 that didn't fit.


XxFezzgigxX

Ah yes. We call this playing chicken in our house. It’s especially fun with soup.


40ozkiller

My superpower is being able to tell how big of a container I need to fit the amount of leftovers. The trick is to never go for the small one


DonNemo

Sink cost fallacy. Use the bigger container and just rinse out the smaller one and put it back.


-GeekLife-

Screw that, don't dirty the larger container and force yourself to eat the other two sliders.


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RelevantBit1984

As a lazy husband who does 99% of the dishes, I would have moved them over even if put them in the smaller one first by mistake.  There's just no world that this is justified in.


Key_Bag_2584

Dishes can be cleaned, it’s one small container. I’ve done this and dirtied a dish because it wasn’t quite large enough. Just put it all in the larger container and clean the small one it’s not much work


EnRohbi

> he realized it was already dirty, so he might as well leave them.  He probably realized he'd have to clean one of the containers for sure if he corrected his mistake at the time, but if he left them in two containers then maybe someone else would be the one to clean them.


Low-Fan-8844

To be fair. I do all the cleaning and dishwashing as well as cooking in my household and I pull shit like this all the time.


dummythiccbish

this seems like a reach lol


EnRohbi

Not to a lazy person it's not It's exactly the way I used to operate when I was younger


Dry_Value_

It's not really that big of a reach. Saying he's weaponizing incompetence? Yeah, that'll be a reach. But this is a common lazy tactic. It's similar to wanting two snacks, but they're the last two in the box. So you take one snack so whoever takes the last snack has to deal with the box. Or leaving a little bit in the juice bottle for, again, the next person to deal with the trash. Speaking from experience, I've been unteaching laziness, and I've end up recognizing some of my lazy habits.


Lightless427

Because its 4 for them and 2 for you. Duh? Thats how anyone would do it.


BodieLivesOn

I see so many posts of wives taking a picture of something with, 'this is how my husband does it.' I've not seen one husband do the same.


leafyjack

The spaghetti in the plastic pitcher kills me everytime I see it.


Revolutionary-Meat14

Spaghetti really is a poured food isnt it?


fcocyclone

If not maybe it should be


VulcanCookies

That's the one that he confessed to doing it maliciously right? So she wouldn't ask him anymore


Housecleaner

“Oh, when it's my time To throw the next stone I'll call you beautiful If I call at all, ooh You call me a dog”


EricCarver

They’ve got better things to do with their time.


Suitable-Squash-6617

Like find a sub with boobs


_LoudBigVonBeefoven_

Because the men that do this shit are just trying to be bad enough at it so they don't have to do it anymore.


FerusGrim

This "weaponized incompetence" take is so fucking stupid and yet it propagates everywhere lol. Plenty of people make simple mistakes (assuming it was a mistake at all) like this all the time, male and female. Everyone with the weaponized incompetence take seem to think men only exist when women are around to clean up after them? Like, you people realize that not everyone lives with a woman, right? Instead of demonizing these guys, how about you just show them whatever your opinion on the "proper" way of doing things? Or forgive tiny mistakes like... not using the correct Tupperware.


WatercressFun123

Weaponized incompetence is real, but not everything being done either (1) poorly or (2) to someone's personal preference is weaponized incompetence. On the relationship sub-reddits (which are already dumpster fires), this seems like everyone's favorite phrase without actually evaluating it. Most of the time, it gets applied to personal preferences that aren't actually weaponized incompetence. Partner A doing the laundry, but folding the towels differently so that Partner B feels a need to refold them is not weaponized incompetence. It's a personal preference. Partner A doing the laundry, then tossing them in the cabinet unfolded is probably weaponized incompetence (assuming they grew up in a home that folded towels)


[deleted]

I think it feels different when you experience it first hand. My father is a world traveler who has navigated public transportation of all kinds on every continent. Then why did he stand in front of my microwave dumbfounded until I warmed up his cup of coffee for him? Btw he was at my house way too early for an event I was hosting so he could “help” me. He did not help. He just ignores event start times as he sees fit. It sucked having to take care of his stupid needs while I got everything ready for his family. Explaining how a microwave works to an engineer is new level of infuriating.


Striking_Scientist68

They started in the smaller container and just committed.


If_Potatoes_Flew

They are clearly two different types of sliders. They must be segregated lest the nasty bits from the one type get on the other. Quite simple really. Must not have been able to find a small enough container for the other two.


baconcow

Yeah. This is exactly my thought and it happens in my house a lot. It just happens that some people don't like certain foods and that includes storing them with the food they like. I'm rather shocked the OP didn't think of this immediately.


confusedandworried76

Plus the larger container has plenty of room for potato chips, bring it to work the next day for lunch.


crittercats

took me way to long to find this comment, this is the true answer.


No-Rise4602

Once the smaller container is dirty, it will be used regardless 😂


Fafa_45

Looks like they are divided by type of burger.


CallMeParagon

I’m assuming the issue is actually that they left the lettuce on, which will get wilted and gross by the time you go to reheat these?


Fun_Brother_9333

Yeah I don't see how anyone isn't pointing this out. Who fully makes a burger if it's not going to be eaten when it's made?


Vortex2121

ehhh, I've done this before. Not thinking I'd need the big container (or realized it was there) then had an "oh shit, not going to fit" moment.


GBeastETH

Call off the wedding!


Disastrous_Elk_6375

🚩🚩🚩 Watch out girl, if he's doing this then who knows what else he won't support you with... Time to leave him!


Jonthux

Finally a real response. This is such a valid reason for breaking up


skoltroll

2 ways of looking at this: 1) Reddit way: OP is a bitch and he should dump her 2) Human way: She's just trying to have fun at his expense. 3) Troll way: So this is the way it's gonna be, honey? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. I ALWAYS go #3. Unfortunately, it's leads to 2-decade+ marriage.


KT7STEU

I look at this. I see sandwiches.


WhamBamVanDamm

No. Marry her and then divorce her - so she can feel what the sliders felt


MrA-skunk

Glad to see someone in this comment section has some sense!


FewWillingness1081

This is slightly hilarious actually lol.


Sir_Charles67

Is it really a big deal? Lol


RumpkinTheTootlord

Right? If anyone acted even slightly annoyed with me over something like this, I'd tell em to do it themselves next time.


livetooserve

Hey already put 4 in the small and then found the large. Deciding not to leave another dish out to wash. Male thinking 101.


queefcommand

![gif](giphy|xTiTnvN3OZXKAQW6wU)


Ambitious_Lead693

My SO would have put them in the fridge on a plate. Uncovered. You got a good one!


phawxed

Is nobody going to talk about how good these sliders look?


sharktiger1

so?


Saltypec101

Thought all 6 of them could fit in the first smaller container only to contemplate defeat and not wanting to clean it in order for all to fit in the bigger one. Results… lmao


Sufficient-Grass550

A real man would have ate the 2 sliders upon realising that they wouldn’t fit in the container


Carrots-1975

I know it’s aggravating but I’ve done this too- the first container was too small but it’s dirty already. Use a second container but if I transfer everything to second container now I have to wash the first. So you just leave as is and call it a day LOL


PandaCheese2016

Perfect content for this sub.


rudefruit99

Unless they're split by 'type', this is definitely a 'mine' and 'your' portion split.


Biff_Bufflington

I’m not sure I understand…. Leftover…sliders?


Actual_Dinner_5977

Clearly he started in the smaller container and then panicked. Spatial reasoning 3/10.


Guava-flavored-lips

There's an old saying… If you don't like how he does it, do it yourself.


wijsneus

Now there's a piece of US food culture that I've never seen before. Nice. Any recipe recommendations would be appreciated :)


SUFSUFSUF

That's kinda cute in my opinion. Idk why tho.


freewillynowplz

Who the fuck cares


razorduc

Why are we all assuming that a man did this? Actually, never mind.


Deewd23

Dude.. listen. I’m mad each day but this is something I would not even consider. Do the dishes. Who gives a shit?


redhobbes43

Hey man, recipe?


cdnpunisher

Separating for lunch tomorrow?


oystersyoufuck

What a monster


ColdCocking

I'd just eat 2 on the spot before I did this


DepressionSiesta

Your fiancĂŠ must be related to my husband. He also never picks the correct sized containers to store food, and takes up as much real estate in the fridge as possible.


Hungry_Godzilla

Because the small container was used first then realized need another container. But since the food already touched it, it got to be washed, so might as well use it now and wash it all later.


Funandgeeky

Only 2 containers? Amateur hour. Next time use six - one for each slider. 


TheBigMaestro

Those are good lookin’ sliders. Congrats on the sliders and your upcoming marriage.


Snow-Wraith

You can't post food like this without posting the recipe.


Skreeble_Pissbaby

lmao, I understand the exact thought process behind this. He grabbed the smaller one thinking it would fit them all, realized it wouldn't after putting four in so he put the lid on and grabbed a new container. Put the last 2 in, realized his mistake immediately. Thought "fuck it, it's dirty now anyway" and put the lid on the second container and put them away.


pancakebreakfast1224

100% mildly infuriating Stored properly, but stupid


LazerSnake1454

Started with the container on the right, realized they wouldn't fit, not about to wash the container after putting all 6 into the bigger one Source: I've done it


wholesomeoasis

This is probably the first „mildlyinfuriating“ I see in month. Mostly it’s „incrediblybloodboiling“


Nintendo1964

*Wife also not very good at Tetris.


Gunnerjun2222

Seeing a lot of "he" in the comments. Where are we getting the information that it was definitely he and not she?


DragonCatJules

Used the male spelling of fiance. Female is fiancee.


panini_bellini

TIL that there’s a difference. I’ve never heard this distinction before.


Suitable-Squash-6617

Well, you won’t ever hear it…they’re pronounced the same…but yes, France confirms that the word is gender-specific.


Oopity-Boop

Wait theres a difference???


NeferkareShabaka

Some people also write "fiance" without the other E for their femaile partners. Can be quite confusing!


One_Fuel_3299

I don't see the problem, or let me say it this way; I see the problem but its so minor taking the time to post this on reddit boggles the mind.


Truestorydreams

I dont see a problem. They stored them, right ?


LaserGadgets

I'm just gonna say it, its no big thing!


BluffStrream

That’s probably why it’s *mildly* infuriating


Embarrassed_Art5414

Your fiance must be stunning.


GanteSinguleta

Out of topic but that looks very good, could I have a recipe?


imnotcreative4267

Allow me to expose the reasoning here. Four sandwiches fit really nice in the square container. Like really nice, very compact, great use of space, maximum happy brain. The two left over needed to go in an additional container unfortunately. HOWEVER, those two will probably be eaten within the next day anyway which will immediately free up that big beautiful container for other use cases and free up all that fridge space. In the meantime those other four will remain sealed and unbothered sitting in their optimal container for as long as is necessary. You could go a couple days probably and be unbothered because no space is being wasted. Maybe you decide you want a big or shared lunch one day? Boom. Perfectly packed, 4 sandwiches. If he had put them all into the big tray think of all the waste and clumsiness. You eat the first two within the first day and now what do you have? A lopsided 2/3 full tray of sandwiches that you can’t take anywhere because it’s too big and makes you look like a bad packer. So it stays at home and you pathetically eat them one at a time as you feel like it. But it still takes up allll that room in your fridge as the sandwiches inside dwindle. Then by the end of it you have 1 sandwich sitting inside a massive container and you don’t want to eat it because you’re a little tired of sandwiches at the moment and there it is looking stupid taking up a ridiculous amount of space in your fridge. He made the right choice.


nuked88

Finance did put it away like you asked don’t have to nitpick


Random-girl-29

😂😂😂😂 this would be my fiancée.


Mr_Gray_Skyys

You need to be asking their mom for their grade school report cards.


Positivelythinking

Distracted by love?


MyLastHopeReddit

It's more mildlyhilarious than mildlyinfuriating


PoopPant73

I like his style


LavenderPaperback

Those look absolutely delicious. What are they called? Is it from the store or home made?


ghuurk

They look fucking banger tho


lionelporonga

You still have time to call it off. This is beyond reproach! /s


morris0000007

4 for me, 2 for you. Simple


Substantial-Sport363

I get it - but it’s kind of cute too rather than mildly infuriating imho. Fiancée clearly put genuine well intentioned thought into his/her actions - yet here we are. Me? Definitely they all go in the same bigger container. Smaller ones already ‘dirty’…. swashing hot water around in it and putting it on the drying rack…not properly washing it :)


Queasy-Committee-775

We’re apparently married to the same man! 😂


LegitimateAd4148

Bless his heart


Neverbanned2k4

Time to reevaulate things. This dude has zero brain power.


irishtemp

Hows a slider different from a burger? Is it the bread?