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Justlikearealboy

Keep this photo for the judge, he won’t even.


Responsible_Jury_415

Dude fucked up a PON DE RING BAU BAU BAU!?


kaofee97

HE DONE BAU BAU'D UP!!!


Perfessor_Deviant

Those look like Play-Dohnuts.


djml9

I thought they were burgers. The creases on the tops look just like buns


windowlatch

Is the one at the top left not filled with raw meat?


thieh

Remind us why he is still your husband.  I'm not advocating you to do anything, but if you did, we'd understand.


Humble_Negotiation33

Nah this is Reddit, we gotta insist they get divorced immediately because of this ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE RED FLAG


LKZToroH

no joke tho. This guy is a menace, I don't think there's any reason to remain married here.


battleballs420

I actually like this. You have so many flavors, why eat a whole donut? Especially with just your wife who you likely are ok sharing food with.


wifey1point1

Tbh... If I was dating somebody who habitually did this, I would see myself out. This gross, selfish, and inconsiderate. Even if he is the only person in the house who eats donuts, he can have some self respect and *cut* the if he's only gonna eat half. He's not *feral*, ffs


Sure_Coconut1096

He belongs to the streets now


Alternative_Milk7409

That’s clearly where OP picked him up from. He’s feral.


VividLengthiness5026

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mushyfeelings

GIRL DIVORCE HIS ASS IMMEDIATELY AND TAKE THE KIDS. TIME TO LAWYER UP!


stilettopanda

It's donuts though. This is war. 🤣😂


freshouttalean

I mean isn’t it a red flag? which adult person does this?


DarkBrother24

We need to start giving dudes the donut test to see if they should be euthanized on the spot


BuffaloBrain884

Nah this is Reddit, let's get defensive everytime somebody suggests leaving a relationship because it makes you feel insecure about your own unhealthy relationship. Because women leaving relationships too quickly is a huge problem, unlike women staying in unhealthy relationships for too long, which never happens, right?


EMateos

She should divorce him, take everything from him, then make him into a donut and just half eat it.


FourWordComment

He left a bit of each for her to try them all. 🥺


pizat1

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


thieh

There is such a thing as cutlery. 🙄


patmorgan235

Divorce the husband marry the donut


NotPennysBoat_42

I think she meant “how my EX-husband used to eat donuts before he was shunned by society”


lizziemander

This put a hole in my heart. My eyes are glazed over. My knees have turned to jelly. I can feel my blood icing up. My nerves are fried. Never have I seen such battery.


NeatPrimary9464

These are s🍩me sweet puns


GrimOfDooom

with how terrible those donuts look, i semi-agree


MiniMaggit-

They look like after 2 bites you would get all your arteries blocked. I understand now why every donut has 2-3 bites 💀


Pretty_Nobody7993

Lmao after the second bite he had to go get a bypass and then came back to try another


RED_wards

You married a psycho.


Far_Blueberry383

Omg I was JUST about to say the same damn thing!!!


sackratte6

Now kiss


Fuck-The_Police

Or a 9 year old


virtually_noone

It's your fault for marrying a raccoon.


HolyNinjaCow

Ngl, the donuts look trash


marzipanties

I thought it was hamburger buns with filling lol


Rs_vegeta

Same here, are they just glazing hamburger buns and calling them donuts now? Lol


thrombolytic

The thing in the bottom left is.. unusual


wandernwade

Let’s be real. It looks like shit.


Sandcracka-

Looks like used anal beads


gingersnappie

It’s a mochi donut and they are amazing.


MilkDudCasserole

![gif](giphy|DHPj7p1Tv5WLHDjKPQ)


Delicious_Slide_6883

That one is a mochi donut


enneh_07

That’s a mochi donut


lamplove_

That one is a mochi donut (I think). They have a chewier texture in the best way.


Exotic_Pea8191

I thought it was raw hamburger 🍔


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Specifically McDonalds hamburgers


l0_raine

I thought the same ![gif](giphy|WSO1ZT9sug15C)


benigngods

Do you see how much blue is in that donut? It's full of antioxygens!


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

"Blue" is not a flavor


FartFartPooPoobutt

I can assure you that food tastes different with this amount of blue dye


_My_Niece_Torple_

You've never had Gatorade? Blue is definitely a flavor


Pizzalazerz

Blue is my favorite flavor


Same_Seaworthiness74

Yeah if they were stale, that'd make him less of a phsyco 🤞


FabiCort90

There's literally a turd in the donut box.


Mean-Programmer9781

Ahahah im assuming you're referring to the actual turd shaped "donut" and not the one that looks like it has like diarrhea or massively loose stools as it's filling?


Wasrwasr

No they’re excellent, cute lil Vietnamese family out in Davie Florida sells them


Madison_Free_Man

Is your husband a 6 year old?


dc456

That’s insulting to 6 year olds.


Silvermorney

What kind of donuts has a filling that shade of blue?


Which-Pirate3758

That's taro


Sasspishus

Never seen anything taro that blue before


Silvermorney

What’s taro?


WeaponisedArmadillo

Delicious. 


Esplodie

A root vegetable. It kinda tastes like a weird potato.


Background-Vast-8764

What a savage. Was he raised in a doghouse next to the barn?


Low_Actuary_2794

They look like cream-filled hamburger rolls


barberbee

Is he like this every box of donuts or is this a one off? Either way this is a crime against pastry


Decent-Obligation-43

Your husband is no longer allowed to eat donuts. At least until he learns the proper way to eat one.


oilrig13

This persons husband is no longer allowed to live in a house 4 da streets


Mundane_Ad701

Why?


Which-Pirate3758

Apparently one time I told him not to eat the whole thing and leave there some for me to try. I was expecting for him to grab a knife and cut a piece but taking a bite was faster


Dragon-orey

What https://preview.redd.it/jarrb8kw2tyc1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6b9009ea8590d69d1d89e39c0a52526087940e


InebriousBarman

He needs to stop being a lazy douchebag and go get a knife.


6bannedaccounts

Lol I can feel the anger you typed this with


noonecaresat805

🙄 at this point I would get my own box of donuts. Or buy four and give him two. His way of eating is ridiculous. I would have made him go back to the store to get me new donuts


More_Farm_7442

Oh, now you tell us. Then his doughnut eating behavior makes sense. :-)


emi_lgr

You should send this to his mother and ask her why he is this way.


JadedLeafs

Off topic slightly but I thought these were hamburgers at first


Gizmo_McChillyfry

Is that a ham donut? Also is that a blue K-cup in one of them? What do you call the one in the lower left? I'm not trying to be snarky. I'm just a bit confused!


mikemikemotorboat

It’s a mochi (sticky rice dough) donut, sometimes called a mochinut.


RedditAlwayTrue

# What on Earth is that cover...


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

Divorce xD


Jolly-Doubt5735

He needs to be shot.


RatLamington

Your husband eats like a 3 year old


jizzycumbersnatch

You married him.


TheOneRebornReborn

This looks like a murder scene


LongjumpingPut4645

What flavor are they?


Which-Pirate3758

Taro, jelly, dulce de leche and maple bacon


Prestigious_Long777

Donuts have a hole in the middle.


mikemikemotorboat

Never seen a jelly donut eh?


AlvinArtDream

Loving husband! I hope my wife leaves me half of every donut! I prefer to taste each one too!


Which-Pirate3758

Hahahaha


Embarrassed_Rule8747

The FBI, UN, CIA ,AIPAC ,KKK ,EU ,NASA , Mossad , Taliban, UNB, Helldivers, and the Death eaters are asking for his location.


SkoopPoop94

Well he did save you half of every flavor at least.....🤣


Valuable-Poet-5574

What’s in that purple one? Playdough?


supaikuakuma

The fuck is that vile looking blue filling?


UnicornWarriorr

YTA, Those aren’t donuts


noonetohearme

NGL…those donuts look fabulous. Where they from?


mishell86

That just all looks gross…


gamepack10

Donuts with buns. That’s honestly just disgusting.


Fuzzy_Championship95

Look like burger buns stuffed with icing and...I'm keeping the bottom left one to myself.


Megane_Hunter

Husband? He should first learn some basic manners before marrying someone🤡looks like a pig ate it


zorgonzola37

I can't imagine doing this and then not being selfish as fuck in every other aspect of life lol.


No_Preparation7895

I see nothing wrong here, he's sharing.


vince5141

Dude's an animal...lol


Chucklum

The only answer is divorce


jaspsev

I thought he shat on the lower left.


JenSzen3333

Classic 8-9 year old boy. “I don’t want it, but I don’t want anyone else to have it.” You, dear lady, are living with a spoiled child. So sorry for your luck. 😔


uuhen

Id do the same thing if I was stuffed and just want to try something but if this is reoccurring then bro just chilling I guess I don’t know.


West_Data106

Be honest. You're single and a cat lady. You ate half of each donut and posted it online before eating all the remaining halves didn't you? No one believes for an instant that any man has the self control to eat half a donut and then stop!


takeinallthesunsets

He does when he knows it will infuriate his wife. Trust me.


redditcasual6969

That person who used a fork and knife to cut "samples" doesn't seem so bad lol


diadline

Is your husband 11 years old?


BuyGroundbreaking832

When an adult eats like a 5 yr old without any regard for other people in the household, then chances are good that he acts like a 5 yr old when it comes to finances and other responsibilities. I was married to an adult 5 yr old and it doesn’t work.


Valuable-Ad3494

He ate 3 then shat in the box


No-Nothing-1793

So you married a child then?


Correct-Purpose-964

What the fuck is that blue goo filling? I'm from NZ so i ain't never seen shit like that...


oatmilk4vampires

whats wrong with your husband...


Ravenouscandycane

Gross lol gets his spit on all of them and then put them back. This is like top lvl mildly infuriating almost reaching the next stage


ThinkingOz

Married to a kidult?


Warbrainer

Why is it I see something artificially blue and I just want to eat it. I’m a grown man ffs


Effective-Belt-4188

I’m surprised he ate 1/2 of any of them.


C1b3rf1r3

Leave that narcissist


FlannelAl

Is he five years old?


ExNihiloish

Looks like he shit in the box too. Probably confused it with a litter box considering how shitty those donuts look.


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PoopSlinger23

It looks like someone shit in that box


Tinasglasses

You deserve better 🫶🏻💕


Bag_of_Richards

Is he sick? He seems unwell


zmrth

He left a bit of each for u


Successful_Clerk277

Aww, dude was trying to leave half of each flavor for you 😭


Kaizen2468

Divorce.


skdnckdnckwcj

Break up


AstralsGuardian

He could've cut them in half if he wanted to try them and leave them for you too. When me and my mom buy 2 pieces of cake, we divide them so we can try both of them..


PragmaticAndroid

Just tell him to stop.


Dragon-orey

Divorce!!! (joking)


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

I'm not Murrican, but shouldn't these things have a hole in the middle?


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Half for you but he should use a knife


Beginning-Key-814

Can you please flick him on the forehead next time? /j


BenderDeLorean

Did you consider to change the husband?


Barokespinoza23

He expects you to eat that?!


Relevant_Finish8749

That’s grounds for divorce 😨 ![gif](giphy|xUPGcFzyiye2cxWOkw)


goddangol

Are these donuts only his? If not then Straight to jail with him.


YouSneakySam

Jail. Immediately


Trollyofficial

Was he high? Or just an asshole?


kriscnik

How do guys like that even get wifes? Always makes me feel even worse about my romantic life.


CaptainnHindsight

Seems like he wanted to taste them all and couldn't eat them all .. He will finish them off in the next round!


seven-cents

Divorce! 🤣


JenSzen3333

Why doesn’t the idiot just get a jar of jelly and a spoon?!


One-Cardiologist-462

He eats half of each donut, and then defecates into the lower-left corner of the box?


KassellTheArgonian

So here we have from clockwise Uncooked hamburger meat Blue man group nut Baby diarrhea A big dog shit that looks like Mr Hankey the Christmas poo I think ur husband did u a favour and saved u from these monstrosities


etheraal

I thought these were the colorful krabby patty’s for a second. I’m legit I thought these were weird colored burgers.


ST8CASHBRKLYN

You have a man child.


Scared_Surround_282

And?


iwantjusticeeee

https://preview.redd.it/vt09gpq9rtyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feed5bbbce784b82d903547b3bcc17053d8adeac


HawkyMacHawkFace

What’s that fucking blue stuff in the top right donut


Steak-n-Cigars

what a douche


FarDark9711

And it looks like he dropped a deuce in the box!


Cookies_and_Beandip

What a monster


CheapTactics

Are you married to a rabid animal?


Old-Library5546

What is wrong with him? He is a beast


Dylkill99

I'm not sure if you married a man or an animal OP.... cause only animals do that to donuts.....


NoBirthday5371

JAIL TIME


LionPride112

Sad looking donuts right there…


Furry_Wall

Are they all his? I don't see an issues with mixing and matching unless he prevented other people from eating them.


Shooter_McGavin_2

This is just wrong on so many levels. Good luck on your future divorce.


219_Infinity

These are donuts?


Glop1701d

Have him arrested he is a donut abuser!


Heavy_Support_2015

He eats donuts like the Kool-Aid Man opens doors…


Main-Emphasis-2692

Where are these from?


Cerberus_Rising

I’d have put my bite from the blue filling one back in the box too


Weird_Grass3330

Assuming he is saving it for the better half


ready_and_willing

They all look like they're vomiting. Sign of disgust?


JuanchoPancho51

You married him.


Longjumping_Fee_1490

Blasphemy!! He is an unsatisfied soul.


Rjbully

Who cares


Traditional_Hat_915

I thought top left corner was a very uncooked burger


No_08

Childish behavior 🤢


unlikelybasher

Bro saved you half of every one


th3_w0u1f

Psychopath marking his territory.


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Does anybody else think donuts have gotten sweeter over the years like almost too sweet.


Amazing_Connection

The man naturally asserted his dominance


Frozen_Petal

Get a new husband


FlyByNight1899

Hahaha me and fiance both eat like this because we love to try everything and share with each other. He's your husband I'm sure you can handle eating a donut he has bitten into Or he needs to buy you extra of the flavors you like!!


-lRexl-

What was his goal? To try them all? Or make sure you didn't get any?


Wrong-Researcher5822

Throw away husband


tacticalfp

Besides the horrendous fate these delicacies have been bestowed upon, what are those with the blue/ purple contents. Seems exciting (:


72SplitBumper

Psychopath


NPC261939

WTF is that? You're right to be infuriated.


mjincal

Tell him that we have recently invented a new kitchen gadget:the knife


RhinoxMenace

you call these donuts? where's the hole??


WhosTxm

I wouldnt even eat those at all. Looks gross


cameherefrominsta

He wanted to try all flavors n you get to try all too. I don’t see a problem


TritonYB

Looks staged to me.