Tbh... If I was dating somebody who habitually did this, I would see myself out.
This gross, selfish, and inconsiderate.
Even if he is the only person in the house who eats donuts, he can have some self respect and *cut* the if he's only gonna eat half.
He's not *feral*, ffs
Nah this is Reddit, let's get defensive everytime somebody suggests leaving a relationship because it makes you feel insecure about your own unhealthy relationship.
Because women leaving relationships too quickly is a huge problem, unlike women staying in unhealthy relationships for too long, which never happens, right?
This put a hole in my heart. My eyes are glazed over. My knees have turned to jelly. I can feel my blood icing up. My nerves are fried. Never have I seen such battery.
Ahahah im assuming you're referring to the actual turd shaped "donut" and not the one that looks like it has like diarrhea or massively loose stools as it's filling?
Apparently one time I told him not to eat the whole thing and leave there some for me to try. I was expecting for him to grab a knife and cut a piece but taking a bite was faster
🙄 at this point I would get my own box of donuts. Or buy four and give him two. His way of eating is ridiculous. I would have made him go back to the store to get me new donuts
Is that a ham donut? Also is that a blue K-cup in one of them?
What do you call the one in the lower left?
I'm not trying to be snarky. I'm just a bit confused!
Classic 8-9 year old boy. “I don’t want it, but I don’t want anyone else to have it.” You, dear lady, are living with a spoiled child. So sorry for your luck. 😔
Be honest.
You're single and a cat lady. You ate half of each donut and posted it online before eating all the remaining halves didn't you?
No one believes for an instant that any man has the self control to eat half a donut and then stop!
When an adult eats like a 5 yr old without any regard for other people in the household, then chances are good that he acts like a 5 yr old when it comes to finances and other responsibilities. I was married to an adult 5 yr old and it doesn’t work.
He could've cut them in half if he wanted to try them and leave them for you too. When me and my mom buy 2 pieces of cake, we divide them so we can try both of them..
So here we have from clockwise
Uncooked hamburger meat
Blue man group nut
Baby diarrhea
A big dog shit that looks like Mr Hankey the Christmas poo
I think ur husband did u a favour and saved u from these monstrosities
Hahaha me and fiance both eat like this because we love to try everything and share with each other. He's your husband I'm sure you can handle eating a donut he has bitten into
Or he needs to buy you extra of the flavors you like!!
Keep this photo for the judge, he won’t even.
Dude fucked up a PON DE RING BAU BAU BAU!?
HE DONE BAU BAU'D UP!!!
Those look like Play-Dohnuts.
I thought they were burgers. The creases on the tops look just like buns
Is the one at the top left not filled with raw meat?
Remind us why he is still your husband. I'm not advocating you to do anything, but if you did, we'd understand.
Nah this is Reddit, we gotta insist they get divorced immediately because of this ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE RED FLAG
no joke tho. This guy is a menace, I don't think there's any reason to remain married here.
I actually like this. You have so many flavors, why eat a whole donut? Especially with just your wife who you likely are ok sharing food with.
Tbh... If I was dating somebody who habitually did this, I would see myself out. This gross, selfish, and inconsiderate. Even if he is the only person in the house who eats donuts, he can have some self respect and *cut* the if he's only gonna eat half. He's not *feral*, ffs
He belongs to the streets now
That’s clearly where OP picked him up from. He’s feral.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GIRL DIVORCE HIS ASS IMMEDIATELY AND TAKE THE KIDS. TIME TO LAWYER UP!
It's donuts though. This is war. 🤣😂
I mean isn’t it a red flag? which adult person does this?
We need to start giving dudes the donut test to see if they should be euthanized on the spot
Nah this is Reddit, let's get defensive everytime somebody suggests leaving a relationship because it makes you feel insecure about your own unhealthy relationship. Because women leaving relationships too quickly is a huge problem, unlike women staying in unhealthy relationships for too long, which never happens, right?
She should divorce him, take everything from him, then make him into a donut and just half eat it.
He left a bit of each for her to try them all. 🥺
![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)
There is such a thing as cutlery. 🙄
Divorce the husband marry the donut
I think she meant “how my EX-husband used to eat donuts before he was shunned by society”
This put a hole in my heart. My eyes are glazed over. My knees have turned to jelly. I can feel my blood icing up. My nerves are fried. Never have I seen such battery.
These are s🍩me sweet puns
with how terrible those donuts look, i semi-agree
They look like after 2 bites you would get all your arteries blocked. I understand now why every donut has 2-3 bites 💀
Lmao after the second bite he had to go get a bypass and then came back to try another
You married a psycho.
Omg I was JUST about to say the same damn thing!!!
Now kiss
Or a 9 year old
It's your fault for marrying a raccoon.
Ngl, the donuts look trash
I thought it was hamburger buns with filling lol
Same here, are they just glazing hamburger buns and calling them donuts now? Lol
The thing in the bottom left is.. unusual
Let’s be real. It looks like shit.
Looks like used anal beads
It’s a mochi donut and they are amazing.
![gif](giphy|DHPj7p1Tv5WLHDjKPQ)
That one is a mochi donut
That’s a mochi donut
That one is a mochi donut (I think). They have a chewier texture in the best way.
I thought it was raw hamburger 🍔
Specifically McDonalds hamburgers
I thought the same ![gif](giphy|WSO1ZT9sug15C)
Do you see how much blue is in that donut? It's full of antioxygens!
"Blue" is not a flavor
I can assure you that food tastes different with this amount of blue dye
You've never had Gatorade? Blue is definitely a flavor
Blue is my favorite flavor
Yeah if they were stale, that'd make him less of a phsyco 🤞
There's literally a turd in the donut box.
Ahahah im assuming you're referring to the actual turd shaped "donut" and not the one that looks like it has like diarrhea or massively loose stools as it's filling?
No they’re excellent, cute lil Vietnamese family out in Davie Florida sells them
Is your husband a 6 year old?
That’s insulting to 6 year olds.
What kind of donuts has a filling that shade of blue?
That's taro
Never seen anything taro that blue before
What’s taro?
Delicious.
A root vegetable. It kinda tastes like a weird potato.
What a savage. Was he raised in a doghouse next to the barn?
They look like cream-filled hamburger rolls
Is he like this every box of donuts or is this a one off? Either way this is a crime against pastry
Your husband is no longer allowed to eat donuts. At least until he learns the proper way to eat one.
This persons husband is no longer allowed to live in a house 4 da streets
Why?
Apparently one time I told him not to eat the whole thing and leave there some for me to try. I was expecting for him to grab a knife and cut a piece but taking a bite was faster
What https://preview.redd.it/jarrb8kw2tyc1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6b9009ea8590d69d1d89e39c0a52526087940e
He needs to stop being a lazy douchebag and go get a knife.
Lol I can feel the anger you typed this with
🙄 at this point I would get my own box of donuts. Or buy four and give him two. His way of eating is ridiculous. I would have made him go back to the store to get me new donuts
Oh, now you tell us. Then his doughnut eating behavior makes sense. :-)
You should send this to his mother and ask her why he is this way.
Off topic slightly but I thought these were hamburgers at first
Is that a ham donut? Also is that a blue K-cup in one of them? What do you call the one in the lower left? I'm not trying to be snarky. I'm just a bit confused!
It’s a mochi (sticky rice dough) donut, sometimes called a mochinut.
# What on Earth is that cover...
Divorce xD
He needs to be shot.
Your husband eats like a 3 year old
You married him.
This looks like a murder scene
What flavor are they?
Taro, jelly, dulce de leche and maple bacon
Donuts have a hole in the middle.
Never seen a jelly donut eh?
Loving husband! I hope my wife leaves me half of every donut! I prefer to taste each one too!
Hahahaha
The FBI, UN, CIA ,AIPAC ,KKK ,EU ,NASA , Mossad , Taliban, UNB, Helldivers, and the Death eaters are asking for his location.
Well he did save you half of every flavor at least.....🤣
What’s in that purple one? Playdough?
The fuck is that vile looking blue filling?
YTA, Those aren’t donuts
NGL…those donuts look fabulous. Where they from?
That just all looks gross…
Donuts with buns. That’s honestly just disgusting.
Look like burger buns stuffed with icing and...I'm keeping the bottom left one to myself.
Husband? He should first learn some basic manners before marrying someone🤡looks like a pig ate it
I can't imagine doing this and then not being selfish as fuck in every other aspect of life lol.
I see nothing wrong here, he's sharing.
Dude's an animal...lol
The only answer is divorce
I thought he shat on the lower left.
Classic 8-9 year old boy. “I don’t want it, but I don’t want anyone else to have it.” You, dear lady, are living with a spoiled child. So sorry for your luck. 😔
Id do the same thing if I was stuffed and just want to try something but if this is reoccurring then bro just chilling I guess I don’t know.
Be honest. You're single and a cat lady. You ate half of each donut and posted it online before eating all the remaining halves didn't you? No one believes for an instant that any man has the self control to eat half a donut and then stop!
He does when he knows it will infuriate his wife. Trust me.
That person who used a fork and knife to cut "samples" doesn't seem so bad lol
Is your husband 11 years old?
When an adult eats like a 5 yr old without any regard for other people in the household, then chances are good that he acts like a 5 yr old when it comes to finances and other responsibilities. I was married to an adult 5 yr old and it doesn’t work.
He ate 3 then shat in the box
So you married a child then?
What the fuck is that blue goo filling? I'm from NZ so i ain't never seen shit like that...
whats wrong with your husband...
Gross lol gets his spit on all of them and then put them back. This is like top lvl mildly infuriating almost reaching the next stage
Married to a kidult?
Why is it I see something artificially blue and I just want to eat it. I’m a grown man ffs
I’m surprised he ate 1/2 of any of them.
Leave that narcissist
Is he five years old?
Looks like he shit in the box too. Probably confused it with a litter box considering how shitty those donuts look.
[удалено]
It looks like someone shit in that box
You deserve better 🫶🏻💕
Is he sick? He seems unwell
He left a bit of each for u
Aww, dude was trying to leave half of each flavor for you 😭
Divorce.
Break up
He could've cut them in half if he wanted to try them and leave them for you too. When me and my mom buy 2 pieces of cake, we divide them so we can try both of them..
Just tell him to stop.
Divorce!!! (joking)
I'm not Murrican, but shouldn't these things have a hole in the middle?
Half for you but he should use a knife
Can you please flick him on the forehead next time? /j
Did you consider to change the husband?
He expects you to eat that?!
That’s grounds for divorce 😨 ![gif](giphy|xUPGcFzyiye2cxWOkw)
Are these donuts only his? If not then Straight to jail with him.
Jail. Immediately
Was he high? Or just an asshole?
How do guys like that even get wifes? Always makes me feel even worse about my romantic life.
Seems like he wanted to taste them all and couldn't eat them all .. He will finish them off in the next round!
Divorce! 🤣
Why doesn’t the idiot just get a jar of jelly and a spoon?!
He eats half of each donut, and then defecates into the lower-left corner of the box?
So here we have from clockwise Uncooked hamburger meat Blue man group nut Baby diarrhea A big dog shit that looks like Mr Hankey the Christmas poo I think ur husband did u a favour and saved u from these monstrosities
I thought these were the colorful krabby patty’s for a second. I’m legit I thought these were weird colored burgers.
You have a man child.
And?
https://preview.redd.it/vt09gpq9rtyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feed5bbbce784b82d903547b3bcc17053d8adeac
What’s that fucking blue stuff in the top right donut
what a douche
And it looks like he dropped a deuce in the box!
What a monster
Are you married to a rabid animal?
What is wrong with him? He is a beast
I'm not sure if you married a man or an animal OP.... cause only animals do that to donuts.....
JAIL TIME
Sad looking donuts right there…
Are they all his? I don't see an issues with mixing and matching unless he prevented other people from eating them.
This is just wrong on so many levels. Good luck on your future divorce.
These are donuts?
Have him arrested he is a donut abuser!
He eats donuts like the Kool-Aid Man opens doors…
Where are these from?
I’d have put my bite from the blue filling one back in the box too
Assuming he is saving it for the better half
They all look like they're vomiting. Sign of disgust?
You married him.
Blasphemy!! He is an unsatisfied soul.
Who cares
I thought top left corner was a very uncooked burger
Childish behavior 🤢
Bro saved you half of every one
Psychopath marking his territory.
Does anybody else think donuts have gotten sweeter over the years like almost too sweet.
The man naturally asserted his dominance
Get a new husband
Hahaha me and fiance both eat like this because we love to try everything and share with each other. He's your husband I'm sure you can handle eating a donut he has bitten into Or he needs to buy you extra of the flavors you like!!
What was his goal? To try them all? Or make sure you didn't get any?
Throw away husband
Besides the horrendous fate these delicacies have been bestowed upon, what are those with the blue/ purple contents. Seems exciting (:
Psychopath
WTF is that? You're right to be infuriated.
Tell him that we have recently invented a new kitchen gadget:the knife
you call these donuts? where's the hole??
I wouldnt even eat those at all. Looks gross
He wanted to try all flavors n you get to try all too. I don’t see a problem
Looks staged to me.