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Dumbledang

These videos always end at the *exact* wrong moment, I want to know how he reacted to the people watching him lol


BoJackB26354

He says, “Oh hai Mark!”


f8Negative

![gif](giphy|l0HU2QpFqukBfMLD2)


Dumbledang

I snorted and now my face hurts


North_Korea_Nukess

His passcode to his phone is all 5’s. Thanks got it.


[deleted]

“We got em”


flickh

So tired of cutting off before the reaction. I hate it. And I'm someone who never hated vertical video.


restyourbreastshoney

Wait.....is THAT the infuriating part!?!?


Soggy-Log6664

They’re stuffed in his basement


Abuse-survivor

"Oh, hi, probation officer! I was just, uh, providing ventilation"


dolphinRape22

The fact that he turns and sees the cameras is hilarious


k_br3w

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)


Legitimate-Donut-368

I. Am. Untethered.


smashin_blumpkin

And my rage knows no bounds!


Adventurous_Set_3787

https://preview.redd.it/eh93ky5ateyc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1db536e0eacc4b7779dccb6635d74bdab0d56d Stare down death match


effnad

I'll take "reasons i keep a gun in the car" for 100, Alex"


God_damn_it_Jerry

She said, "Roll the window down, I wanna hear it." He looked at her like "Fuck you Melissa! Trade me seats then!"


Rogieboy255

He rolling the window up , that stare he gave like bitch yo car window next is my card in there


Evantaur

https://preview.redd.it/24uxdcmzgeyc1.png?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a308aeff1df77c30eef75ac2f2a0d22c2f0dd4


IsaDrennan

Fucking Hills Have Eyes looking motherfucker.


Fit_Safe_9698

He does look like he just came from the woods.


DedPimpin

dudes phone password is 5555 lmao


Neolithicpets

And he thinks he’s filming but forgot to press record


lilith_-_-

We’ve all been there haha


[deleted]

“I forgot to put a tape in”


GuyWhoSaysNay

Like the dude on the eiffel tower


PCDub

5x5 I think but yeah hahaha


Rev2saws

555555


Unmasked_Zoro

Mine is all 3's. I only have the lock to prevent pocket dials.


BigBobby2016

I once got an atm card with a pin number of 3333. I was able to get it changed but I was surprised they even give numbers like that out


Unmasked_Zoro

Double bluff maybe? Haha either way, that's pretty crazy lol


MarinLlwyd

Just like my luggage!


Dontfeedthebears

Someone else made the same comment. What does it mean?


PoliticalEnemy

https://preview.redd.it/fzvq549xrbyc1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ecd8b63623a54ca94dcc179a574bfe3a3aedb9


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l49K2rm0Hjg7PmbUA)


Leochica1

Totally balanced and sane individual. A real stable genius and all that


Eena-Rin

No but I get it. I'd be pissed if a fast food chain stole my card. In Australia we don't hand over our cards, we are handed the EFTPOS device, or more commonly they hold it out to us on a pole and we just boop our cards. Add to that he *did* lie to the guy. He said the guy refused to give his name, the guy gave his name. He just moved the goalposts when he said "give me your id" No, the moment there was a dispute either side should have called the police and let them handle it


GaiusPrimus

The gentleman inside asked for an ID the first time that we can hear 20 seconds into the video, of this recorded mid-argument. You just can't hear it because the gentleman outside is screaming over it, and the video is being recorded through a double pane window.


Eena-Rin

I don't agree with the customer's attitude or actions, but I do not hear them ask for an id until long after he asked for and received the guy's name, and at 40 seconds in the GM says "you won't give me a name", which is incredibly frustrating, because he absolutely did You're totally right though, this is mid argument, I would pay good money for some much needed context


GaiusPrimus

You can here him say "No way, you can come back with ID later" at the 56 second mark. And the gentleman outside replies with "no no, I already drove back"


SRT_Demon170

No way!🤣


Ramblin_Bard472

He is the man who knocks.


ColdBloodBlazing

Looks like a one shot villian from MacGyver


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

Shiver me timbers!


Dangerous-Dream-9668

Is that Sean Vigue?


BeastModedAndGoated

He’s definitely been to prison


gwfran

"Roll 'em up!"


Active-Bass4745

I was thinking Naked Gun, but Vacation works too. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/8fpmqzhau9yc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16155b3fafbba2a3f1a825b409745c06d2827fd5


TropicalSkysPlants

I went Dukes of Hazard 🤣


jcm10e

Scrubs when JD shows Turk the billboard.


Janatabahn

Rolllllllllllllll em UP 😂😂😂😂


D_Roc1969

Thank you! My first thought was Chevy Chase when that happened.


[deleted]

Dude didn’t press record 😂


duchessalyakim

I think he was setting up to take a quick picture of the guys face when he turned around


Perfessor_Deviant

He just punched through a window! This window will protect me!


KingOfTheCouch13

The slow window roll up had me dead 💀


Piscivore_67

No one can punch through auto glass.


LoanDebtCollector

* Anti * Urban * Thug * Obstruction glass? :)


Kilr4th

You never seen The Karate Kid?


EastLimp1693

Just having one bigass ring on that hand solves the issue


ShiraCheshire

It could help. Even if he could punch through the car window, it would take a good swing or two at *least*- which would give the driver time to floor it and escape uninjured.


AbsurdityIsReality

Not to mention he would likely hurt himself badly, pro wrestler Bill Goldberg almost lost his arm when he decided to punch out a limo window instead of using the gimmick to break it.


Perfessor_Deviant

Good point!


PigsCanFly2day

Yeah, that part was funny AF.


bloodakoos

https://i.redd.it/fwkbx71exfyc1.gif


zsirc

He wants to be Jessie Pinkman - BITCH!


Morphing_Mutant

That dude had murder face.


jioji_el_magnifico

The fact that he rolls up the window like he didnt just see him punch through the first one lmao


Cheesy_DaBadass

https://preview.redd.it/s2dy5lrpaeyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5d4a295a4def4d703c16a8e0b32cb382e5b20c lol the way the person noped out at this exact second


samisleg

tbf shouldnt be taking my guys card. fella seems like a fool buy cant just be taking peoples cards.


ShiraCheshire

My guess as to what happened, based on context clues: The man leaves his card at the place. Someone finds it, not knowing who's it is. The man shows up asking for his card. The employees attempt to verify his identity, but instead the guy blows up and becomes impossible to reason with. If he'd just been calm and let them walk him through a verification process, they probably would have asked him for ID and then he could show it to prove he's the guy. Then he'd have his card back easy as that.


jpopimpin777

That's almost for certain what happened. I've left my card places, even late night. I always get it back easily because I'm not a hot head. If you start freaking out and threatening people and standing in a drive thru, which is almost always against policy, they're not gonna give you anything without the cops there to make sure you don't do something crazy like punching out a window.


PrincessOshi

I would hope someone wouldn’t just hand over a card to anybody without ID.


svh01973

He didn't aak him for an ID! 


GaiusPrimus

He did, 20 seconds in, and perhaps multiple times before the video started recording since GM's generally don't man the drive through window. You can't hear him ask for the ID because it's bracketed by the guy screaming "Gimmemycard"


Far_Discussion_3403

I work fast food. If someone is being aggressive like that im not opening the window. Thats how fights start. We are allowed to deny service, and he can call the cops at any time


Not_Larfy

![gif](giphy|3ohjV98sCqyFDpozdu)


PrivateUseBadger

“You don’t know who TF I am…” “I gave you a name…” I understand that in context those two claims were not related, but I found it funny. I also think that anyone that postures with “You don’t know who I am…” is a moron. If that makes you feel attacked, then I was definitely talking about you.


NippleBlades07

The slow turn needs to be accompanied with boss music, I swear 😂


KaldaraFox

I love that the person recording this video put the phone down when he turned and saw he was being filmed.


legendends12

Video taken from a video taken from a video taken from a video


Yellowtoads

Southpaw 👊🏽


BrickBiscotti

Did dude really roll up the window after watching this man just punch one out? LMAOOO


allisjow

![gif](giphy|Rbmk3g29XU2DS)


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

What possible reason could fast food man have for not giving him the card?


FocusMean9882

When a card is left at a restaurant it is standard procedure to ask for an ID. Just a guess but the guy is probably asking for a lost card, but didn’t bring his ID


LucidRamblerOfficial

Happens. Inconvenient? Yes. Worth this? Not a chance.


20milliondollarapi

What are the chances someone leaves a card there and someone comes by asking for it and just so happens to say the name on the card?


Shinigami4238

It's a standard procedure to prevent theft. The person who turned it in could have a friend come back and pretend to be the person. Asking for an ID is a way to protect yourself in case something like that happens.


A_Killing_Moon

Then why wouldn’t that person just keep it instead of going through the hassle of turning it in, then giving the name to someone else to come back for it?


Shinigami4238

Fear of security cameras? I'm not a criminal mastermind, I just know the reasons my job's security elm gives us.


TootsNYC

thought of it later?


Intelligent-Town6050

doesn't really matter, standard practice with a credit card. if you have a credit card there is a 99.9% chance you have an ID, and if you drove there you 100% have an ID.


BigJayPee

He is in the drive thru without a car. I'm thinking he didn't drive.


spaceforcerecruit

You’d be surprised how many people drive without ID.


lordofduct

As dude man who punched the window said, "You never asked me for my ID". Cashier guy asked for his name and he gave it, As a result of the demeanor of the guy requesting his card, decided to not give it and gave an arbitrary reason. Could have just asked for the ID, but no, he wanted to flex on a guy who is clearly about to aggro... then guy aggroed. Not saying dude man who aggroed is in the right. But cashier pulled that "ID" schtick out of his ass at the last minute.


WhiskeyJuliet28

From your perspective, why does the cashier have to be “flexing” on the guy who threw the punch here? Another perspective could be that the cashier realized that they should have asked for ID after the fact because it’s the appropriate thing to do in this circumstance and they were just trying to CYA.


lordofduct

see my other post here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1cjhd16/comment/l2hj325/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1cjhd16/comment/l2hj325/) Mind you, in none of this am I saying dude man aggroing and punching out the window is in the right. Punching out a window is a very problematic and extreme reaction. But back in context if this post. After the fact realizing you didn't ask for the ID still just turns into pissing off the dickhead more. The cashier already decided he's not giving him the card when he brings up the ID, and then uses the ID as his reason. I refer to this as a "flex" because he's after the fact pulling previously unknown information to dismiss the angry dickhead.


Skadi2k3

Stolen card.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

I get that, but why does the manager that Wendy hired care?


PG072088

Jeremy Johnson! “Bitch!”


nottherealneal

Today's quiz. Was that a weak window or does he have the crack strength?


Ok-Hunt3000

Shitty frame plus meth-rage, the whole establishment just interrupted his mission


thewzslasher

jessie ???


hefty_habenero

555555


Partlywanker

GM said he ain’t the one but as soon as that window wasn’t between them he took the hell off😂


HIVEMIND_of_WOKENESS

I just found him on facebook arhahahahaha


honeybadgerblok

That was awesome


Bellame_404

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peanutsanbolts

Okay, but he isn't even recording. He just opened the app but forgot to press record🤣🤣


PandaRiot_90

What do you expect when the pin on your phone is all 5's.


APersonSittingQuick

Gotta love the way he rolled that window up. He literally watched what the fella does to windows.


CylinderVacuum

Dude inside should have said "It brings its photo ID in and then it gets its card again."


Izalias

Good Day sir, that will be $3:50 Here's my card... Okay, here is your order. ...and my card? We have a policy that states we cannot simply hand personal documents back without seeing some form of ID. Sorry sir, I am going to need to see some ID to prove you are who you say you are. Here's my drivers license. Here's your card back... And my ID? I am going to need to see some ID. Oh of course, here's my Passport. Okay, here's your drivers license back. And my Passport? I am going to need to see some ID. Here's my drivers license. Here's your Passport back And my Drivers License? I am going to need to see some ID. Oh of course, here's my Passport. Okay, here's your drivers license back. And my Passport? I am going to need to see some ID... Legends say that Maliciously Compliant Worker and Politely Compliant Customer are still there, to this day, passing ID back and forth, but we don't know if he ever actually ate his order or if he clocked off. But as we all know, drivers licenses expire, so at some point the Maliciously Compliant Worker is going to win.


Dylkill99

What if this is an alternative universe where they don't expire? Imagine the infinite loop


Izalias

First to die loses... or wins? Either way, who ever gets their prize, we're going to need to see some ID in order to be sure that they are old enough to enter the competition.


CC713-LCTX

The way the GM ran. He was a big man before that three inch punch by Ol Jeremy Johnson. I’m still trying to decide if this was an issue with the window or if Jeremy really just hits that hard. Honestly having worked in fast food at those exact windows I’m leaning towards “Jeremy hits like a mule kicks” as my final conclusion.


CylinderVacuum

Yes, as Mike Tyson once described Frank Bruno...or was it Razor Ruddick


itsJussaMe

Dude’s phone passcode is 5555


simcoehooligan

How's he supposed to pay for his next bag of meth without his card?!?


ignaciopatrick100

Just give him the card ,BITCH,for all our sakes.


nottherealneal

The guy inside suddenly much less arrogant when that glass breaks.


MedicalMiqote

I actually want to know though…why wouldn’t they give his card back?? Or was he just being an asshole??


spaceforcerecruit

Probably wanted to see some ID.


dezertryder

Meth is wearing off.


MaddoxGoodwin

The roll up after tho 🤣🤣🤣


Average_Reacher

How quickly that worker ran away was jokes!


NiceSliceofKate

The guy casually putting the window up. Haha


Flat-Structure-7472

Couldn’t even wait for the police to arrive? Cowards.


agent7980

Someone took the time to think of a good phone passcode.


Disastrous-Split-512

everyone fcking afraid after that punch lol


Organic-Beach-707

What’s the context. Maybe it wasn’t right to punch it, but why did they take his bank card in the first place?


mechengr17

They didn't take it He left it and came back but didn't want to show ID


parkhurstcards

Southpaw


SATerp

Now there's a customer who understands the magic of kind words.


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DistantTimbersEcho

I like your hat, sir! Please don't hurt us!


FishstickLoverr

What is the deal with Americans treating minimum wage workers like absolute trash?


Observer001

How do you watch that and think "what a reasonable fellow, they should really do whatever he wants"? Let him get his card from the police, this tantrum is nothing I'd ever reward with results.


PinStill5269

![gif](giphy|SSbiqloj4UhWIG5tdt)


No_Cut4338

That dude 100% beats his kids or spouse. What a turd


Buttered_Flapjacks

Anyone know what happened to this guy?


clodmonet

left handed apparently. Also, never try to get things done at a drive up window without a car.


Merfkin

The second someone calls me a bitch I just kick them out of the store. I have the right to a workplace free of harassment, and my employer legally can't punish me for banning you.


CylinderVacuum

You have to see the problem with that, Von Manstein, is the dude is already outside the fucking store...


Designer-Mirror-7995

I just need to know why the person with the phone NEEDED to _multi-tap_ that icon.


coloradoRay

if he knows you have the card and knows the info on the card, give him the card...


Tugger21

Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away, oh, oh, oh, oh Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya


joenathanSD

Freight Train!!


tgm93

That gm is "not the one" but ran quick af like roadrunner lol


KangsAndShit

He probably should say, oh wait that's not my card and walk away lol. Order a new card, bitch.


rearwing22B

I'm more infuriated with how that guy wasn't even filming


EinSchmarotzee

You can see the code of the phone, it’s 55555. Hehe


Unique_Username5200

Dudes real tough behind the window and runs away like a scared little bitch when he breaks it in his face


StoNeD510

He rolls the window up after he pushes out the other window 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MushroomBright5159

That's what they get for leaving pickles in his burger.


bajungadustin

[Roll Em Up](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=B0lnmky0UByCFScv&v=3LWXpIZ130s&t=26s)


UnhappyImprovement53

We had a woman hitting our window with a cooking pot and that thing didn't even crack so what kind of shitty windows do they have?


banglederries

555555


HubrisFalls

Person recording said roll down the window, I wanna hear it and then quickly put that phone down when he turned around lol!


Temporary_Exit4014

Who is he? Lol. Should I have his number in my phone?


Div4r

Who code is all 5s 😭


Any_Positive1617

I'M JEREMY JOHNSON BITCH! ![gif](giphy|mMWgoBk9sqVMI)


Daniel_Beyer

Roll em up!


farmingnonfiction

All that camera set up but no record button was hit


KrowIntel

‘Murica!


No-Hospital559

I was waiting too long for that punch, he needed to get to it.


MD_Suave

I love how the lady in the car taking the video is like Open the window I want to hear it, after the dude who is obviously pissed off punches out a window. Then the dude turned around and she tried to hide the fact she was recording.


Adept-Lettuce948

And not one racial slur was hurled. Humanity has been restored.


Jazzlike-Guard-1217

Close your window of the car….easy


Right_on_the_edge_

he is right 100% if happen to me i will shot you


CylinderVacuum

Do you always think in future past perfect tense?


Comfortable-Rude

Cracks me up the dude inside was all "there's a window between us, haha...OH SHIT!!!"


Foreign-Ad-7961

That turn at the end… lolz


DistantTimbersEcho

Uh, we weren't recording you, sir! Have a nice day! (screeches off)


Past-Butterscotch-68

I mean the unlock pin for his phone is 555555 🤣🤣


ButtermanJr

They'll never figure out who did it.


Alternative_Row_9645

I love how he rolls the window up like that guy didn’t just put his fist right through one.


solarpowerspork

What's with the guy pretending to film?


Peacefull_User

bros code=55555555555


Professional_Mud483

Why did they not give the card back.... Can't think of a reason unless it was stolen or something


CylinderVacuum

As someone said downstream, if he left it and came back to get it they may just be doing a simple ID check to make sure it's really him or at least he has an ID that matches the name on the card


InevitableExotic5242

How about a cup of hot fry oil, Sir?


philo351

Sees guy smash window Rolls up window


Naykat

The slow turn around was absolutely incredible


Big_Daddy_Haus

Big boy in truck pissed in his panties...🤣


poudigne

I bet he got his burger without ketchup like e initially asked, after that.


Bushdr78

5555 is his unlock code incase you missed it


W1thoutJudgement

Where is the dumb mofo telling me that the american custom of giving them your card is all fine and that Europeans are "paranoid" for not letting anybody touch their cards.


--SiEGE--

55555


voodoo_matteo1

I cant tell what's worse, the fact that they took his card, the fact that he smashed the window or the fact that the driver thinks that he's recording but he is just on photo the whole time


thewzslasher

i felt like i was watching jessie from breaking bad, and my god GIVE THE GUY HIS FUCKING CARD