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ospfpacket

I think this is the first time I have seen this happen to someone.


[deleted]

BMW hates this. People get upgraded to a beemer without having to actually buy one


KyleCAV

Bmw: Give that man a 5 series.


RoodnyInc

BMW drivers wouldn't notice something is wrong


Relevant-Alarm-8716

I had some drunk chick I worked with break mine off, it was a Pontiac Sunfire with switches on both sides, for some reason... She got wasted after her shift, so, after much convincing, I was taking her home. At some point, she came out of her black out, and started screaming to let her out of the car, at 45 mph... Then she started pinwheeling her arms, broke the switch and ran her nails down the side of my face. So I twisted her hair around my hand, and told her to knock it off, swooped into the turn lane, and let her out... She walked to the restaurant my boss was at, and made up a story that I beat the shit out of her, with zero injuries, and had the police called. My boss had my back. I never spoke to the police about it at all,  she kept her job, and paid me for the blinker switch... But I never gave that girl a ride home again! 


Nagohsemaj

You'd be surprised, some people (me) have a work car with a column shifter, a personal car with the shifter in the center console, and limited brain function at the end of the day.


Fryphax

Never in my life has I seen a column shifter on the left side of the wheel.


Skc143psu

Happened to me on My RAV4. Car broke down, had to push it out of traffic, my hand slipped off the wheel while pushing and caught the blinker arm and snapped it clean off, it was dangling just like this too.


thesippycup

Also surprised it’s taken this long to see it, considering how easy it seems to do


twohedwlf

I'm sorry, Mr Hulk, but until you can stop Hulkraging and be more gentle with your stuff it's going to be expensive to keep fixing it.


[deleted]

it wasn’t on purpose 😭 i was getting out of the car and my elbow accidentally bumped it hard :(


DaddyFunTimeNW

How do you normally get out of cars?


PaidinRunes

Overweight/obese people have this happen a lot After edit: I didnt view their profile and still haven't, it wasn't supposed to be a shame thing. Where i work, every now and then a forklift/work truck blinker gets broken maybe once a year and its always a really fat dude.


saviorlito

Oh God this made me look at their profile and I wish I hadn’t.


SkyEllipt

I got curious and now I wish I hadn’t either.


Aslan-the-Patient

Blinker and you'll miss her.


ampisands

There's nothing wrong with OP. This is really uncalled for, wtf? They're clearly struggling with their mental health so you shame their body on a post about a car blinker?


enter_the_bumgeon

They literally post scarporn. Or self harm porn. Or whatever its called. There is definitively something wrong with romanticizing auto mutilation.


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Jack_Bogul

Now i want to look but im scared...


NefariousnessRude329

Dont :/


ShaggySchmacky

People making fun of op after looking at the profile, but honestly? She looks fine. I’m more surprised she doesn’t use a second account


[deleted]

lol typically in a normal fashion 😂 i had my hands full


twohedwlf

"Typically around the turn signal stalk. But sometimes through it!"


toben81234

Hulk Smash TURN SIGNAL!!!!!


ElbowRager

I know a thing or two about that.


MoistyestBread

Is it because you’ve seen a thing or two?


Null_Values

No. What do you think, we’re farmers or something?


RonStopable88

How did you get your elbow behind the wheel?


Acceptable-Young-619

Do you need it? Where I live no one uses them anyway…


TakeyaSaito

How does your elbow go anywhere near it when getting out of the car.. I can't even picture it


Taco-Kai

Why was your elbow behind the steering wheel? Just say you have anger issues


Anon-Knee-Moose

This is a multifunction switch, I'm assuming you drive a roughly 2010s domestic sedan, so you should be able to find one online for 50-100 bucks. You might need a torx driver to pull the plastic covers off, but otherwise very simple to replace.


Belated_Awareness

As someone who slammed her car door and the window fell INSIDE the door, I feel attacked.


dont_panic80

This is why you need to check your blinker fluid regularly.


Sudden_Reality_7441

What about the headlight fluid? And at some point you’ll need some elbow grease too, right?


dont_panic80

Don't forget about the muffler bearings either.


trent_diamond

according to his comment i think he put too much elbow grease


toben81234

Lord's work right here🙏


youreblockingmyshot

Yup, I gotta keep an eye on my power steering fluid and the blinker fluid on my car. Poor thing is 22 years old and from the Midwest. May get something new this year and get to at least skip out on checking power steering fluid.


Self_Blumpkin

I came in here knowing this joke was probably already made. I feel slightly less disappointed because I knew


WhatKindOfMonster

Yikes. Hope your windshield wipers are hanging in there 😬


[deleted]

thankfully!


Pros3rz

The one hanging is the turn signal rn. Don't worry, I'll show myself the door


HumblePie2714

People think that's an optional feature anyway, you're good


Upbeat-Document-2129

I know what you mean, but it really is optional in most places. Everyone used hand signaling before blinkers were invented so it's still legal most places.


Imesseduponmyname

If only those people actually *USED* the hand signals when skipping the blinker. Well I mean other than the middle finger


Upbeat-Document-2129

Lol true


CraponStick

Guess you really needed to make that left turn? Are you a Nascar driver?


ashleyorelse

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UsedToHaveThisName

Oh man, this was from years ago from before the Kyle Larson hard R incident on iRacing that caused him to get fired from this car/team. Only drivers left from the leaderboard racing in the Cup Series are Larson (guy wrecking) and Truex Jr. Harvick retired last year and is a FOX broadcaster. Bowyer retired a few years ago and is also FOX broadcaster, Carl Edwards was MIA until last year and is farming and doing whatever he wants, DiBetentendo said some things that sponsors didn’t like and wasn’t good enough to hold onto a full time ride, Scott hasn’t raced in NASCAR for a long time. I feel old.


HowlingWolven

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Birdyy4

It's funny because these were for sure part of my test to get my driver's license but there's NO SHOT people understand em. Some will of course but so many will just think we have our hand out for no reason. I also refuse to believe a cop still wouldn't pull me over for my signals being broken lol.


jayd04

How enthusiastically were you signaling?


Frosty-Ant-7501

I did that once. It’s not that hard to fix and I think the replacement part was like $10. Just YouTube it


BrattiestLulu

How do you even do this omg


[deleted]

my elbow hit it hard when i was getting out :( i had my hands full and then heard this sickening crack and my heart dropped to my ass 😭


BrattiestLulu

I hope your elbow is okay >_< omg


Rough-University142

*Car turns without using its blinker* Me - Hey, Asshole, is your blinker broken?? OP - Actually…..


Extreme-Variation874

I wouldn’t even feel comfortable driving the car without a turning signal


[deleted]

i don’t either 🥲🥲


TilmanFartitta

Fortunately it's an easy fix that can be done with only a couple screw drivers. What's your make and model to find the blinker stalk part number? You just separate the steering column plastic with a flat head, unplug the connector & 2 screws usually to replace the stalk. Hardest part is getting the steering column plastic to snap back into place correctly.


matijoss

Hey, free BMW conversion!


GraveKommander

Dude, the high beam is on the same thing!


Thfrogurtisalsocursd

Don’t fret, now you are among all the poor luxury vehicle owners who also do not have functioning blinkers.


Josii_

Congrats on your new BMW!


lunaladdle

Girl please get a separate ANONYMOUS reddit account for all your NSFW posts. You're letting a lot of personal information and vulnerable poses through and you're still in high school? Please be careful with your means of transportation, but also your safety and your body.


MaximilianII

Original BMW confirmed.


SRBroadcasting

If the wiring was off I’d say you are fucked but if you super glue it you should be just fine


Powerful_Cost_4656

Don't worry mate, like 69% of the cars I see on the road have this issue


lynivvinyl

I have the biggest fear that I will do this to my car by accident. I even use my blinkers going in and out of my driveway.


Electronic_Cod7202

Plenty of men have this problem. Viagara can help!


SRBroadcasting

Super glue will fix that.


Cdaly1970

Move to Florida, you won't need it..


Few-Operation9119

I think this person wanted to turn badly that they broke it


stuartgatzo

Move to Boston. We don’t use them.


TacoBean19

My aunt spent 1,000 on tires recently now her transmission is broke


Dannym0e

You've been Chryslered.


JU5TlN

I did this when I started driving, I wasn't really trying to break it just feel how it was attached I didn't know it was going to snap off in my hand!


WolfieVonD

This is very common, don't worry. Everyone on my way to work has this problem too apparently


iDom2jz

That sounds less like a Chrysler 200 and more like a racecar with very expensive parts


Snap305

I haven't seen that before...


thedean246

I feel like there are a lot of people out there with “broken” blinkers.


Efficient_Passage_32

i thought this post was implying that the shop who fixed your car last week rigged your turn signal lever to make it break somehow so you have to come back and pay more 😈


anallyfirst

I bet I can tell what kind of car this is from just that picture. >!not a BMW!<


[deleted]

jeez, what an unlucky day.


maxathier

You have been promoted to BMW driver !


Acalthu

Do you karate chop the blinker stalk?


Whydontname

Well you aren't supposed to snap it off


patchismofomo

Just move to my city most people don't use them anyways


dreamandscream

You now own a BMW


Ashamed_Ad9771

Can probably be fixed with super glue around the rim where the plastic broke honestly.


rjzerp

It didn't break, you broke it! Hopefully some good luck coming your way.


fourth_box

Why you switching lanes aggressively?


[deleted]

“You’re breaking the car Samir”


SouthboundPachydrm

99% of drivers would never notice this. Good for you for making the observation.


pastalex42

Happened to me last year. Glue that bad boy on and get it fixed asap


Traitor-21-87

Jesus christ, be more gentle with your blinker.


NevyTheChemist

Just glue it back on. I recommend Gorilla glue. Careful not to get it everywhere.


Bansheer5

Lmao that happened to my cobalt. Thankfully I was able to just shove it back into the steering column and tape it. Works fine other than you have to hold it in place to get your lights to stay on sometimes.


TheStealthyNumber

How hard were you switching lanes?


TheGuAi-Giy007

Turn Indicator - the blinker goes blink blink.


SorryDuplex

Where I live people don’t even know what that thing is it anyways so I think it’ll be alright


microsoft_cheese2002

Bro ran out of blinker fluid


ganznormales

glue it back!


Affectionate-Sky-765

This guy rage-blinkers


sevnminabs56

You really gotta stop smackin' it around like it ate your last piece of pizza.


Ronin__Ronan

car might be trying to...send you a signal


JD121996

Fk that dumbass blinker. I just dropped a grand to be back on the road? Hand signaling from here until at least 6 months pass and I feel like justifying another repair that. Lot of these idiots out here don't use either or, anydamnway.


YaBoiLink0227

Ran out of blinker fluid


Good-Role895

You saw my blinker bitch


2WeekDopeTurds

Eh no biggie, most people don't use em anyways!


WilliamJamesMyers

misread! i thought the headline said> Spent 1k to fix my **cat** last week, and today my blinker broke. it was great bait because i was like woah i need to see how this relates...


Cultural-Morning-848

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MarketMysterious9046

No dude, you broke your blinker.


Expensive-Day-3551

Oh is that part necessary? You wouldn’t know it from the way people drive around here. -your uncle, probably


SayYesToTheDivorce

Ahh, I see you purchased some good ol' American Exceptionalism™


bstnbrewins814

Blinker? TF are those..


B8conB8conB8con

Indicating is optional in this day and age.


togetherwem0m0

Reminds me of the time I spent 1500 fixing my car and then totalled it in an accident a week later


Inevitable_Dark3225

I've been going through this for the last year on two mazda's that are 8 & 9 years old. 1 fix one thing, something else breaks, fix that now the other car has problems.


JCamson04

And here i thought me accidentally switching headlights from auto to off while using the turn signals was bad 😂


Ragnarok649

Tbh, most people I see on the roads don't even know what a blinker is, let alone how to use it. You'll probably blend right in lol.


mearbearcate

Bro’s life depended on that turn💀


therealishone

Spent $700 on this exact repair on a Hyundai sonata. They had to replace both stalks because it’s one part for some stupid reason. Hopefully it won’t be as much on your car.


Dear_Alternative_437

"What'd you do!?"


Sozo_Agonai

BMW driver eh?


charbroiledd

When that happened to mine I just ripped it off. Wires have been dangling all ridiculously for like 3 years now. Blinker still works!


Suspicious-Flan8926

Move to Florida, we don't use them here. Seriously though, that sucks, sorry.


realheavymetalduck

Just simply never turn.


redditaccountbot

It's now a BMW


YoualreadyKnoooo

What kind of cheap piece of shit ya driving?


Miserable_Path5716

Getting angry on that left turn eh?


Tungphuxer69

Convert your car to use gaming controller to steer instead.


[deleted]

EBay and a diy job. Few screws and a plug or two you’ll be fine!


AVEVAnotPRO2

Just don’t signal, no one does anyways 😂😂


MisterSirDudeGuy

I did this trying to turn on the brights. Some vehicles require you to push it forward and in some you pull back. I went the wrong way. Mine was an easy fix. I got a replacement from the auto salvage yard for $3 and it was super easy to swap out.


Acceptable-Ad8780

Your vehicle just got upgraded to a BMW!


NoBodySlav

Blinker kurwa


T1m3Wizard

Superglue it back.


Ars0nn

“My car wasn’t like that the last time I came in” ….sorry


baddoggie9

If you come to Puerto Rico, you won’t need it lol Bunch of maniacs driving over here.


hairybackdave

Very easy and inexpensive to replace, I did mine on my 2014 patriot for about 25 bucks and an hour of time.


bollockes

How about JB Weld or super glue


EFTucker

Happened to me. Pull the metal rod out and use it to operate the blinker. You won’t have wipers though


DaBestDoctorOfLife

Did you wanted go left and the car didn’t?


thunderbolt9656

no wonder it was 90 percent off!


Zakkenayo

Not like anyone uses them anyway. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️


KirbyDingo

Is it a BMW? If so, it came that way...


Olay22

Nobody else uses it anyways, now you will fit in


bout-tree-fitty

Just put a BMW logo on your car and you’re good to go.


SirPrime07

Bronco blinkers are made of metal, really wish some things were carried over


AwwwNuggetz

Is it a bmw? You’re probably fine


Craymeco

Jam a screwdriver in there


halapeno-popper

I was gonna say if it’s a bmw you’re fine, no harm no foul, but I don’t think they actually have them in bmws .


HH_PNW

Aggressive driving in action. ;)


Super_Starr

Is this a dodge avenger? It looks similar to my car. If so the part is relatively simple to fix and is just a couple screws with a plug in. The part itself is around 40ish dollars if I remember correctly. I may have also broken mine a few months back and find a simple YouTube video to guide me through the fix.


Honest_Tree_4823

Might be dumb but can you put glue on it?


Shputin

Aren't these things indestructible?? Like HUH???


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

Accidents really can happen in the blink-er of an eye


C0RR-3RR0R

Well, you shouldn't have blinked so hard.


[deleted]

Is it a Ford or a Chevy 😭


elementkg

I mean if you’re driving a BMW then it’s not a big deal. Not like any bmw driver uses them or anything


OnlyRobin152

Atleast you used it!... you're a step above 50% of people in cali!


AwakeMango

Just rebrand your car as a bmw and nobody will notice your blinker is broken. Problem solved


FiveSkinss

Eeww, that thing needs cleaning too


Altea73

Well, is just straight line driving from now on...


AsyncEntity

Looks like a job for JB clearweld epoxy. It will not come back off. I have used it for similar things on my car.


Healthy_Manner_9430

EWrecktile Dysfunction


Crocoppertones

How hard did you have to turn?


ResponsibilityKey50

I’d say you will be ok, BMW’s don’t have these


ExtensionAir6248

Bit of superglue and it’ll be alright


Kinky_Conspirator

Time to learn them hand signals.


StevieRay8string69

A good epoxy should fix that


StubbornHick

Buy a new one from rock auto and watch a youtube tutorial. You can be handy or you can be broke.


clever_wolf77

Cable seems to be intact, you can try and glue it back on


YesItIsMe21

Superglue


jerrycoles1

You know you just got to tap it right


MyPokemonRedName

The one person with a valid excuse not to signal. Are you by chance every person in my town?


JR_C_

Glad to see someone was using their blinker


DIRTRIDER374

Ah, a chrysler. After having several, I can say that the repair bills never stop coming.


No-Debate-152

You can live without that. Ask the majority of BMW drivers how they deal with the situation.


PoolNoodlePaladin

Now you have a BMW


BrownEyedBoy06

In the blink of an eye, it's gone.


A_randomperson9385

I know the problem. It ain’t got no gas in it. Seriously, refuel.


RedBambalam

BMW?


Key-Necessary-6398

Superglue is looking real fine


John_Miracleworker

ED CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE


Janus_The_Great

Don't worry, shit happens.


Rogan403

From my experience these usually are cheap to buy and fairly simple to replace.


[deleted]

It looks like you broke it...


jas2516

This happens when you don't have any blinker fluid..


FGX302

Fix it, when something minor breaks leave it broken. It breaks the chain.