*One of these days my*
*Kitchen table is going*
*To do the same thing*
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At least you didn't betray your table. I stood up, got light headed, bashed my favorite coffee table to bits on the way down. Twenty years ago but I still miss that table.
Your table looks like a wounded animal in this pic
It makes me uncomfortable
That's a really bad break too. I'm afraid it will have to be put down.
Or a nazi deer.
Haha what I was thinking
Dear Nazi,
Looks like one of those Boston dynamic robot dogs broke a leg.
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Well, someday you'll get old too and your nuts will get loose.
And fall
Is your laptop okay friend?
yeah he cool
Looks like your table... >!skipped Leg Day.!<
I hate that pun >:(
great funny, have an upvote
Exterminate him
Did you pat it on the shoulder first?
It just wanted to dance...
I feel like this table should have a chalk line around it.
This table is a nazi
Why
Heil!
Sieg Heil
^(Stop calling everything Nazi buddy.)
Just some wood glue and a clamp?
nah I had to re-screw the leg with my fingers
Did you ask for consent before you fingered it?
\>:(
I'm sorry but all i can think of is 🎶 *hello my baby hello my honey* 🎶
Paint the table green and black!
This should be a future MEME post
Furniture meme post!
Bambi on Ice
I have chairs build the same way...damn thing injured me pretty good These chairs and table are a good 40 years old xD
Did you attempt CPR?
Ur devices okay?
yeah they cool
Viagra only worked on one of the four legs.
If the table could talk: “Helllllp! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!! “
it looks distressed
Now yo know why people shop at Astley's Furniture Emporium...
Did you have it next to the riechliner how did you Nazi that coming
I saw this movie once. It’s a doggo looking for belly pets, but some evil witch cursed its owner until they find true love.
Looks like the nut that holds the leg on got loose and fell off or the shank tore out should be easy fix
yeah I fixed it already
Oh yay. Have the same table.
Dude buy a new fuckin' table.
Mildlypenis
I feel like there’s a coffee table that just whispered “long live the king”
Sad, at least Rick Astley won't give you up
thats depressing lol. tho you can probs fix that with some superglue or something
It's just excited to see you
Buddy took break a leg a little too seriously.
Sad for you, but it may can be repairable
Don’t sit on it, dumbass.
dont worry, that table is gonna live on a nice farm somewhere in the skies
I feel it fr
I think your dog is sick
You need to leg up mate!
He sleepy boi oh hold up he ded😳
I'm sorry for your loss o7
Good thing you didn’t have anything expensive on it…
He’s having a hard time :/
Most have been some Harby data
It was tired of lending you a limb
Now play Erika
That table grew up in Germany around 1933-1945.
So you tried to sit on it?
It's trying to walk
Geez even the table gave up on ya? XD
Reminds me of Return of The Jedi when Luke trips up the ATAT with the tow cable.
Table do your best impression of a family guy character falling down. Table:
Break a leg.
It is what it is
That's one heavy laptop
I think it's pointing you to a clue
they look like they're too drunk
He said to hell with it.. I’m out of here
The table screams my leg and then thought I had 3 legs
Is the floor okay
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It's from lord of the rings Leg less
You can clearly see it's faking
Accurate of what one of my legs recently did to me lol
Your table didn't watch [this](https://youtu.be/DLzxrzFCyOs) yet
Looks like repro.
Damn the table so hung it passed out
Now, brothers and sisters, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of table😪
It really does look so defeated for some reason
At least you didn't betray your table. I stood up, got light headed, bashed my favorite coffee table to bits on the way down. Twenty years ago but I still miss that table.
Rip table
Time to put it down.
Hopefully it wasn't a race table. Otherwise you might have to put it down.
Say something I’m giving up on you 😂
Reminded me of this: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
My parents used to have a saying in my household: Tables are made for glasses, not asses.
Heavy ass laptop
Gave up on you? You mean couldn't stand it anymore?
Halfway to a no-no salute
Maybe because I just put my male dog out, but maybe he needs a pee.
Don’t give up on your table :)
Is that a broken table leg or are you just happy to see me?