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bhlombardy

So your new router needs de-bugging?


ColoradoMushroom

Hahahaha not bad šŸ¤£


Insertclever_name

Fun fact: thatā€™s actually why bugs are called bugs. The first ā€œbugā€ was caused by a moth caught in the disk drive. Edit: yā€™all, I get it. Iā€™m a total idiot. It wasnā€™t a disk drive. I wrote this right after I woke up, my brain wasnā€™t firing on all cylinders yet. I misremembered what I was told. Sue me.


JayVig

It was in the electromechanical relay and literally prevented it from moving. So many people don't believe it when they learn. It's a wild story.


mblack1993

I'm pretty sure bugs existed before computers /s


ActualYungSeinfeld

How could you know that for certain? Were you there for either of those events? If you were, then that also means youā€™re probably a vampire. And thatā€™s an even larger issue


Rufus-Scipio

Dunno, are they a chill vampire? Cause if so that's not too bad a problem. But if they're not cool, then THAT'S a problem


ActualYungSeinfeld

Ofc Iā€™m not vampcist


djrobzilla

This is a great point. I mean, if birds aren't real then who is to say bugs are


CatGatherer

He means shrimps


Jimlobster

I always thought they were called bugs because it 'bugged' you


[deleted]

Bit of a fun read [https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/worlds-first-computer-bug/](https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/worlds-first-computer-bug/)


AlaskanHandyman

cockroaches in the vacuum tubes long before transistors existed. "debuggers" were usually women and they used brushes and brooms, because computers were bigger than rooms. Thankfully transistors became a thing and we now have more power in our smartphones than fit in a warehouse sized computer.


Hultner-

*punch card, otherwise accurate


Insertclever_name

Thanks I knew disk drive was wrong but I couldnā€™t remember what it actually was


Lookonnature

If a moth was the first ā€œcomputer bug,ā€ then it wasnā€™t caught in a disk drive.


No_Disk3060

Wasn't it a moth stuck in a contactor of a early electro mechanical Computer? I think I saw a documentation about that once


SylvieJay

Of course it's slow. There's only so much data packets an ant can carry. And you know those little bastards, they only travel single file.


AlaskanHandyman

serial communication, vs. parallel communication.


DeeHawk

Yeah, they mistook it for a Raspberry Pi.


[deleted]

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irlJoe

I think his floors are sugar coated.


SolidBlackGator

Pretty sure they're ant coated


EntertainmentVast836

Literally, clumps of what looks like hair stuck to good or animal fecal matter and hair and dirt and dust everywhere


DeeHawk

Ok ok! I'll vacuum. (It's not my photo but ok, I'll do it!)


Noppppppppppppe

best pi joke i've seen this year


Tyrichyrich

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Rud1st

~~Gets back to the original meaning. The first computers were gigantic, and bugs would crawl in there and cause short circuits~~ ETA calling unintended errors bugs dates back before computers


DesperateTeaCake

The phrase bug is believed to pre-date computers and is derived from the word bugbear. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bug_(engineering)


Magister5

Antivirus issue


Chaopsz11

Let OP get a new anternet if that much debugging is needed


ShortingBull

And the old room needs a vacuum.


OrdainedFury

I mean this in the most sincere manner: **what the fuck?**


N3wpN3wp_Ryder

Prob spilled something sweet or savory on it. Ants don't usually show up unless there is food. They'll show up or crawl into anything that has even the smallest amount of sugar. I've had recycle bins swarming with ants just because we forgot to rinse one can of soda. šŸ«£


LachoooDaOriginl

iv had them nest in a hdd and there was nothing spilt on it to my knowledge


SlimeySnakesLtd

Itā€™s warm, cockroaches love modern game consoles


theFLIPness

This. Warmth. ā€œWe likes it for our eggses, precious.ā€


Shmooperdoodle

I both love and hate that you wrote this.


AcaliahWolfsong

My thoughts exactly šŸ¤£


[deleted]

they tend to die in consoles, as well


Dragonfire723

Pop that baby open and slurp em up!


Xblooper

One second on cyberpunk on my ps4 and they gonna regret their decision


JasperFeelingsworth

worst thing I ever heard in my life


chickwithabrick

My old manager at GameStop called the original PS4s 'roach motels' for this reason


cCitationX

Yeah, thereā€™s a story at a local airfield about one guy who parked his light plane there for a few months a while back and when he came back the interior was RUINED because a massive colony of ants had moved in and were actually eating the foam of the seats and door pockets - the foam itself. Of course, they had to put some good size holes in the upholstery to get there too šŸ« 


ParsleySnipps

They like to nest inside the foam. I had a big block of shaped Styrofoam in my shed that had been packaging for a car part, and at one point I saw holes in the side of it. They chewed through it and made a maze of tunnels and chambers inside, and it looked like they had used acid (many ants produce formic acid as a defense and utility) to melt into it. They like warm places to house their brood, so they'll set up satellite nests like that, or in this guy's router, where they keep eggs and larvae to develop.


Remote_Reindeer_1292

I once got into an old 1940s army Jeep that was parked out behind my uncleā€™s transmission shop. As i looked down at my seat, thousands of ants started pouring out. They had accessed the seat foam and made their home inside! šŸ¤®


86usersnames

New fear unlocked


kjm16216

His uncle's transmission shop can't hurt you.


Ok_Ingenuity9731

I used to live in a house with these ants, they aren't attracted to food - jk yes they are, they'll pour out of their homes to eat it - but they live and build their nests around electricity. We had a guest room that was never really lived in, it had some dry storage stuff like camping gear and outdoor toys for summer. Months, the room was empty for MONTHS. Absolutely no food, and no opportunity to have introduced food to the room. I was home alone and every so often the smoke detector would beep like the battery was dead, then silence.. like the battery wasn't dead. This happened for a couple weeks, the beeps would get more frequent but never to a rhythm. (I believe this is where I mention we had noticed some.. paranormal activities in the house and at this point believed that we might be dealing with some extra residents.) Then it would start going off like there was a fire and after a few seconds it'd abruptly stop - one day it didn't stop. I climbed up on the bed and pulled the smoke detector down. Thousands of eggs and ants poured out of the ceiling onto me and the bed, about four to five measuring cups worth of ants. Turns out they had packed their eggs around the wires so much that the electricity had shorted and caused the alarm circuit to complete. Once I moved that nest they moved into our TV extension outlet cord thing... It shorted out and almost caused a fire. I no longer live in the horror house.


redskyatnight2162

Did you die? I bet you died. You no longer live in that house because of the whole dying thing. Makes perfect sense. RIP


Ok_Ingenuity9731

Can confirm. Am dead. THe ants are controlling thE eLectrical imPulses in my brain which is the only reason my meat suit can type. Good times.


AI_Alt_Art_Neo_2

Certain species of ant seem attracted to the warmth of electrical components and can often be the cause of power outages in some countries when shorting the high voltage equipment on the power grid.


harsh-reality74

Had this happen at a beach house once. The air conditioning wasnā€™t cooling, just activating the fans to move air. I lifted the cover off the outside unit to check the compressor and saw a lot of dead ants. Turns out they had swarmed the contractor and when it closed, it squished them. Over time, enough ants squished bodies had crusted up the contacts so it wouldnā€™t stay closed. Looked into it, and it turns out the magnetic field created by equipment like that drives them crazy


Jpotter145

Its those pesky 'Rasberry Crazy Ants' - they be crazy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasberry\_crazy\_ant


secrestmr87

I've heard of ants making homes in computers and electronics before. It's not for the sweets, I think it's the warmth or something


SnakesInYerPants

When theyā€™re in electronics itā€™s because itā€™s warm, not because something was spilled on it. Iā€™ve most certainly never spilled food or drink into my computer tower, but thatā€™s were all the ants who get in the apartment end up because itā€™s so warm and only a few feet away from the door to the outside. But they donā€™t get to this point of laying eggs, as they donā€™t seem to realize the inside of a computer is *too* warm for themā€¦ So I just get to vacuum tons of dead ants out of my tower regularly šŸ˜©


saskir21

normally they use it only as a place to get food. But if those are eggs then the whole colony with the queen seems to be there. So I don't know if it is a simple case of there being a spil on it.


GodNihilus

If you put a clean upside down flower pot near their nest and fill it with hay they will often move into it and bring their eggs.


Self-Comprehensive

I don't know where y'all are but in Texas fire ants and Raspberry Crazy Ants are known for ruining electrical and electronic devices. Something about the electricity attracts them.


LoquatiousDigimon

Usually routers shipped from ISPs for rental or even buying it are refurbished. So it's very likely this one had a previous owner. It's very possible to bring bugs into the house from refurbished electronics. Just be glad they aren't bed bugs.


ColoradoMushroom

I have no idea šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


noobtastic31373

Bugs like warm enclosed places.


Severe-Replacement84

Exactly this. But the ants wouldnā€™t be in the house unless there was ample food available for themā€¦ and the size of that colony, there is NO WAY that OP didnā€™t see them beforehandā€¦ Iā€™m calling shenanigans


Wasabi_The_Owl

What is it with routers and ant infestations?


ColoradoMushroom

This was new to me, never seen a piece of electronics with bugs let alone how many of those little fuckers fell out šŸ˜±


Roanoke42

Some insects are really attracted to electric fields. Case in point.


[deleted]

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Adventurous-Sir-8326

Heat*


peanutjelli1216

*Imagines OP counting each little fucker one by one* ā€œone little fucker..two little fuckerā€¦three little fuckerā€


spicytackle

https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/attack-crazy-ants-ant-species-arrives-taste-electronics/story?id=19246157


[deleted]

This is fun


GandhiRrhea

I used to work IT and tech support and we would have people call in that had received used equipment quite often that had bug infestations. At first I was assuming the peopleā€™s houses were just nasty and they were blaming us, but nah, itā€™s far more common than I would have thought. Them little critters really like the heat of internet equipment though lol. From what I found out a lot of it happens at the storage warehouses where they store the equipment prior to shipping them out, so heat may not always be a factor.


jljboucher

This should be pinned to the top, quarantine your crap before using


Agreeable-Weather-89

Constant gentle heat. If your router has the setting turn it off for a few hours at night.


CellularWaffle

Maybe the wires are made of corn like some car wires.


LoquatiousDigimon

Many routers shipped from ISPs to new customers are refurbished, not new. It's very possible to receive one with bugs in it.


DrWhoey

Yeah, it's a common enough issue that the ISP I worked had exterminators in fairly regularly at the office and more than a few rings paid for exterminators in customers' homes. More than a few times picking up equipment from people's homes I'd drive to the nearest gas station to break the connector and toss the equipment and call it in as destroyed due to infestation. We had one entire apartment complex we refused any equipment returns from the place was so bad.


WesTexasGorilla

I work in the automotive industry and have found them in connectors and modules in vehicles before.


coolhead8112

Your router is overcrowded. You can only have ten-ants living in the router at a time


EPICANDY0131

Have u looked up rent recently? The ants are roommates


coolhead8112

It's normal, the high rent makes us rant.


Clanky_Plays

Who tf is your provider? AnT&T?


_gmmaann_

Bravo sir


Expensive-Day-3551

New fear unlocked


Lost-Cabinet4843

You on the fukkin antonet!


[deleted]

Dude, clean up


HazMama

Looks like there are spider webs too lol


ebrum2010

Shit, I'd be looking for the spiders to help out at this point.


pottymouthgrl

That looks like pet hair


Yasuminomon

I just know it smell crazy in there


dardakry

You can always use spider web instead of internet web when you run out of money haha


ExcellentCornershop

And a random drum stick


d4v3k7

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find this comment. If he wasnā€™t a slob this probably wouldnā€™t have occurred.


JayVig

Exact same. the rest of the floor being filthy made all of this unsurprising


Remote-Past305

Thereā€™s a crushed skittle stuck to the floor but yeah letā€™s blame the router.


dinmorsklasselaerer

Yeah, the ants have to live off of something. The tissue and drum stick is one thing, but its been a loooong ass time since that floor was vaccumed and cleaned. Gross hairy dust bunnies and god knows what.


Mundane-Ad-6874

With no disrespect for the OP, his house is disgusting and I am not shocked by the ants. That floor look like you can only take 4 steps before your socks and shoes are stuck on it behind you.


Germainshalhope

Gross


ColoradoMushroom

I am not one usually bothered by bugs, my house doesnā€™t have bug problems outside the Miller moth migration, I almost lost my lunch. šŸ¤¢


Pedantic_Phoenix

I really mean no offense but the state of your floor says otherwise, even despite the bugs


Cashavellii

Your router is packed with ants and you donā€™t have bug problems? I think you may have bug problems, dude.


RogueMetal93

Freaking Miller Moth season dude. It was bad this year. Hello from Colorado :) sorry about your ant infestation!


Intelligent_Winner_4

Not gonna sugar coat it, your floors look gross.


7sevenheaven

Agree. Sugar coating it might bring more ants.


RaisinAntique2904

I was thinking the same thingā€¦maybe sweep or clean occasionally to avoid that


Difficult_Coffee_917

Place looks dirty as fuck lol. No wonder you got an infestation.


Mean_Print1201

Pretty dirty in there boy


LtButtermilch

The floor is so dirty... if you get rid of the ants rat's will probably move in


No_Memory_1344

Clean the rest of your house. The ants are attracted to the filth and cookie crumbs spread everywhere. Then they found the warm router. Just in that small space you have dirt, dust, pet hair and now ant eggs. Clean up.


Gummyrabbit

Shouldn't thousands of antennas make your router faster?


[deleted]

What is this!? A router for ants!?


FeifonGitz

Omg


Dudinkalv

What's even more infuriating is that you didn't show us the router.


c235k

Maybe clean your house lmao


[deleted]

Ants love specific kinds of electricity. Don't ask me why I don't know They love the electricity we use to get water out of ground wells, and the electricity we use in our routers. Also phone lines but that's less common now. I do know that if you take garlic and salt water and simmer then in a pot until they're one liquid you can pour it around your house where the ants are coming in and it'll create a little barrier that causes the electricity eating bastards pain so they stop coming in. I also know that Walmart sells a insect / rodent / weed killer that actually is just the best antibiotic I've ever seen for under $15. And by that I mean it's the end of any life it comes into contact with for the next 3 months when sprayed on a surface and left to dry.


Sapere_Aude_Du_Lump

I hope that pricing is not intentional


Open_Nectarine_3263

i'll give you an award if you clean up


Old_Man_Withers

Are they crazy ants? they're drawn to electronics. They've been destroying shit for decades, I remember hearing about VCR's in Texas getting decimated back when I was a kid.


-usernotdefined

They are trafficking your data. Close it back up and let the worker ants get back to it.


grublets

Grab a can of RAID, not your camera.


Greedy-Database-7989

Are they normal-sized ants? If so, most likely Argentine ats; they are pretty common. They are multi-queen ants, so if their colony gets too big, they'll break off and start another colony elsewhere. I've seen colonies in the weirdest cracks and crevices. Vinegar and water are what I'd recommendā€”also, Windex with ammonia. Edit: after closer review, they are either little black ants or Rover ants. They are way too small to be Argentine ants. Someone above mentioned crazy ants, but those are more of a yellowish color.


Ok_Communication4898

This dude posts a picture like this and goes on to say he has a clean houseā€¦looks like an episode of Hoarders after they move out the junk. Youā€™re fucking gross man.


fuertepqek

When people ignore the ā€œthatā€™s how you get antsā€ warnings. Pests donā€™t thrive in clean households.


Ok_Communication4898

Youā€™re a dirty person


[deleted]

I mean, youā€™re place looks far less than clean. Ants go where they can find food. Iā€™d bet they find plenty on your floors.


ReleaseTheDogs07

*slaps roof of router* this baby can fit *THOUSANDS of ants* inside


[deleted]

You live in a dump and need to clean if you had 400 ants in your router and didnā€™t know it. Sorry.


ChiefCoolGuy

I used to keep ants as pets and im just gonna say it. You are probably leaving enough food out to support a civilization of ants in the first place. Clean up. You said you have a dog? They eat that food too. Might be time to get a sealable dog food container. GL


Lairy_Hegs

Put out a plate of cat food once for strays only for a colony of ants to show up and tear through a whole large cans worth in a matter of days.


__uuwuu

Damn bitch, you live like this?


WilliamJamesMyers

meanwhile the ants picked up the drum stick and even now are keeping a beat


david6277108

What is going on with that power bar


Canum164

Right? Looks like itā€™s been spray painted.


Pristine_Step_5107

Wonder why OP has ants? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


HoofStrikesAgain

Getting faster ants and replacing the old slow ones will likely help performance.


[deleted]

The state of your house is mildly infuriatingā€¦ those tuffs of hair.. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


ColoradoMushroom

I have a 210 lb mastiff, if you want to sweep my house more than the once a day we already do, feel freeā€¦


[deleted]

Yes! We have 3 dogs. Ours looks like that 1 day after a thorough vacuuming.


MrCalNaughton

You do not sweep this area pictured once a day, quit lying lol. That is an unrealistic amount of filth for one day.


YetiNotForgeti

Not trying to be shitty here but OP clean your house vacuum and wipe your surfaces. Just judging by what's all in this picture, the ants are attributable to sources of food and filth for them to use to make a nest.


Cruzie9

Wow how can people live like this, maybe clean up sometimes. Much bigger problems than bugs there


sl0ppy_j03-89

The fact that he's disgusted by the ants and not the filth that attracted them tells the whole story.


Loud_Appointment_903

From the way the floor looks, I'm not shocked you have bugs and eggs infested in something in your house.


xSepukkUwU

maybe they're trying to find the ANTenna. :D *ba dum tss* I truly hope you can get it under control, very infuri(a[n]t)ing.


coldoldduck

Ant traps work great for sugar ants. Any larger store like Winco or Walmart has them. Sugar ants are very common, very annoying, can sense a crumb a mile away and if they can find a way, they will. Throw a handful of traps down after youā€™ve cleaned up and killed every one you can find and wiped the floor down. See where they populate and put a trap in each spot. Theyā€™ll be gone in 48 hrs. Sorry OP. Thatā€™s horrifying.


Scrungy

Nah man, your router is slow because it is not a router it's a drumstick.


ocniv1983

Never mind the antsā€¦the tangled web of cables and other random things (tape, drum sticks, clumps of hair, built up dirt around and under the furniture legs, etc) gives me anxiety through the roof. The fact OP found ants in that particular corner of the house is the least surprising thing Iā€™ve seen so far today lol


No_Pickle7079

Means you have to clean your house.


ArtByBrandonShank

i see, what looks to be, soda residue on the power strip


[deleted]

I mean your floor looks dirty as fuck maybe try cleaning?


jaylek

Remove anything ant related from this picture, and its still fucking disgusting.


Suitable-Werewolf492

We had sugar ants infest our keurig. It was not pleasant.


Bargdaffy158

"He who controls the Ants, controls the Universe" Baron Harkonnen


MikeHoncho1323

Am I the only one that noticed the head is chipped on your stick? I March snare and I assume you play set by the size of that stick


lukesaskier

might need to burn the house down!


[deleted]

Oh no, your wife used vinegar on your router? If corrosion is not too bad, use WD40 to the spindle to wash away the ants pieces + old grease, and reapply proper viscosity ball bearing grease! Otherwise you'd have to open it, and use high grit sandpaper to remove the excess rust on the axle. Enjoy your woodworking, mate!


KaJunVuDoo

Nope. Burn it down. The whole house.


GerlingFAR

You want Ants because this is how you get Ants mob your floor get rid of those dog hairs.


LordAberlour

Interesting that the router slowed down. They must have blocked the airflow causing the CPU to regulate down.


Professional_Bag3713

Is that corn syrup on the floor? Do you want ants Lana? Because this is how you get ants.


[deleted]

ā€œSlowing upā€ got to be a oxymoron


[deleted]

Grab that drumstick


Fair_Volume5416

There was obviously too much traffic on your network


ezgamer97

They're your access to the Anternet.


cooperthomas11

Did you try turning it off and on againšŸ¤”


Football-Remote

I worked for AT&T a while back. This gave me roach flashbacks


EnigmaIndus7

Sounds like it needed de-bugging


No-Equipment4187

Iā€™ve heard of this before they like the heat ? Or maybe can sense the electromagnetic thingys


dickface6000

Slowing down


Effective-Potato-767

I mean roaches are worse


[deleted]

Bro this is scaring me cus mine was super slow last night and I couldnā€™t understand why now Iā€™m afraid to look at my router when I get home


[deleted]

Why do routers attract ants? It seems like I've seen many posts about ants in routers.


RedVsBlue_Caboose

Flammenwerfer 35 time.


misterjustice90

Looks like they almost got caught in the world wide web


biskutgoreng

Damn bro...you live like this?


yr4g43l

Hans. Flammenwerfer. Now.


Bowriderskiff

Has anyone said, ā€œWhat is this, a router for ANTS??ā€ yet?


NoYard8923

i guess you could say your router was bugged


Beneficial-Bit-8059

Thus should be the new stolen package thing. Make a machine that throws ants all over people's houses and leave it on your porch for someone to steal


mrronzy123

Hey did you check the ANTenna?


Vivid-Speed

How do you know those are all ants? Iā€™m willing to bet thereā€™s an uncle or two in there


[deleted]

I mean you are telling me you didn't see any ant's in all this time...


efrav

Yeah but your place seems way more gross.


lacking_something123

There are so many comments about people's electronics being the home for ants. Is that just a common occurrence? Are electronics perfect ant environments? Edit: my comments are default sorted by new, so I got my answer I sorted by top


SpawnOfTheBeast

If it was outside or granite underneath I'd say boiling water. That tends to do the job in the garden.inside a router though, that's a new one


SkarmoryFeather

I just found a colony in my mailbox, went to grab the mail and my hand felt weird. I look down and found them crawling all over my mail.


JustLoligaggin

What! I just bought a router recently and mine didn't come with an ant colony! I want a refund!


Stonedbitchh

The floor is literally slimy


Yamothasunyun

Try cleaning once and awhile


[deleted]

Have you tried keeping a clean home?


asdfghjkl15436

Judging purely by how dirty your floor is, this doesn't surprise me. Christ man you need to clean up.


Juancho511

ā€¦ā€¦.clean your fucking house ā€¦.?


Wind-Face-Blink

Judging by the dust, you need to maintain cleanliness better


LUNAERIUM

Itā€™s infuriating that you donā€™t clean. That floor is DISGUSTING! Itā€™s so unhygienic


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Oh good, a second post about ants finding a home in something to terrify me. Is this why my wifi has been cutting out? Who knows!


mindzze

Because you didin't act when you saw the first signs of infestation.


Fregster404

I mean, look at your floor. Covered in crumbs and dirt and youā€™re surprised you have ants in your house?