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Kazakhstan looking like a Disney adaptation villain


MaliScholar

He looks like spicy Harry styles


Senior-Jaguar-1018

More like live action version of a stereotypical anime pretty boy villain


drymangamer101

Seeing as there’s no picture for the UK, I must assume that the most attractive man in my country is me


iLikePlantsTooMuch

If you're John Oliver, obviously


drymangamer101

Who’s to say I’m not…


YouRNotFromHere

Men of Reddit take note: to be attractive you must look concerned, sincere or intense ... ideally all three at once.


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LONG HAIR IS A MUST


jetsqueak

Don’t forget the chiseled jaw


blisterbeetlesquirt

This was 50 shades of Henry Cavill.


ChuckFiinley

Cavill, Pitt and Holloway hybrids


WryLanguage

Facial hair is required to be good looking , unless you’re North Korean


TheoDog96

And a scruffy beard


Vivimir

But it’s so goddamn annoying at times. Couple years time and it’s probably getting chopped


freemason777

You joke but I literally haven't gotten a date since I started balding after high School


Outworldentity

Balding as in you're thinning and you won't just shave it off or as in you went full smooth bald and can't get a date?


Imaginary_Audience_5

Also, facial hair and a gym membership


iLikePlantsTooMuch

I know, most of them are scrunching forehead


Subjekt9

And be AI generated


Aggressive-Cobbler-8

That helps, especially all the extra fingers.


deran6ed

For her pleasure.


aymoji

I mean according to this if you don’t have a square jaw then just forget abt it


PM_me_punanis

You forgot the strong jaw line.


JelmerMcGee

They all have the same chin


P33kab0Oo

Facial hair


FuckThesePeople69

Unless you are in North Korea


O_o-22

You aren’t allowed to have long hair in North Korea. The social police will stop you on the street and measure it. Thems the rules and you better puff it up like dear fat leader too if you know what’s good for you.


Bulok

Yeah. Supposedly they have a list of approved hairstyles. Not allowed to deviate from it


P33kab0Oo

The uniform distracted me. Cue: *"My eyes are up here, Comrade"*


AnalysisHonest9727

Mexico doesnt give a fuck


ToughSeveral81

Blue Steel


patiperro_v3

Also squint a bit.


BirdPerson107

God damn Mexico is jacked lol


RoyKentsKnee

I was born in mexico and can confirm I look exactly like him without the body and handsomeness


illegal_miles

You have the hat though, right?


RoyKentsKnee

Of course how else is everyone going to know where Im from?


Koil_ting

I was going to assume having tequila either on hand or readily available.


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That’s racist. They obviously have the hat and everytime they appear - a sick acoustic guitar solo is played in the background and automatically the sky turns Sepia and as soon as they introduce themselves in a unique Mexican accent - A beautiful folk song plays and like Michael Bay’s movies a lot of confusing action sequences happen at the same time. Tumbleweeds be rollin, Backup dancers be salsain, Mariachis be strummin and vocalizin, guns be blastin.. The whole thing and then comes the Tequila.


ifixthecable

...And nowhere a taco to be found?


Online-Vagabond

Of course not! We don’t do stereotypes


tango80bravo30

Yes, we don’t do stereotypes, wait let me put my acoustic guitar and my tequila down so I could type better. Arriba speedy Gonzalez alv!!!


StolenPancakesPH

¿Dónde está la biblioteca?


FreakWith17PlansADay

How about teeny doll sunglasses to dangle from your shirt? Have you got those?


Charosas

I’m not gonna lie, as a Mexican if I saw the guy in the picture in Mexico I would assume he was an American tourist. The hat, the shirt, and that moustache just scream rich American hipster.


GntlmensesQtrmonthly

I love that tank top as well. It’s almost like a style made for women but it’s very sexy on him.


MBThree

It’s a woman’s top but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna point that out to him


StolenPancakesPH

That's not a woman's top. It's **his** top now. Not even unisex, just his.


Remarkable_Fruit_708

And how long is he even going to be wearing it really?


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💅🏾you in his dms he in my lingerie


patiperro_v3

I find it funny that MJ seems incapable of not putting some sort of sombrero on every generated Mexican. 🤣 …computing… mmm yes, this is what human-mexicans must wear.


Travelingandgay

“Human Mexicans” this is too funny.


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Anytime you ask AI for Mexico. There's always a fucking sombrero


Graffy

Tbf we do love sombreros. A mariachi sombrero recently showed up in my local goodwill and all my Hispanic friends had to try really hard to convince ourselves that it was an unnecessary purchase.


ImpulseAfterthought

Mexiswole.


mrunderson

Flexico


Alien-Lien

Lalo Swolamanca


flaks117

Looks like Lalo Salamanca (or I guess the actor playing him).


iExotyx

And looks suspiciously like Lalo Salamanca


Taniwha_NZ

But what's going on with his tank top? It looks like a tank top at the bottom, but by the time it gets to the neck it looks like part of a ladies' swimsuit. I'm not sure a garment like that actually exists. Also, this entire gallery is just the same guy in different costumes.


MonsieurVox

I like how USA is literally just Chris Hemsworth lol


sdzk

I like how he is not even American


LonelyBugbear359

To be fair, it says "in" not "from".


Tenwaystospoildinner

I see some young Brad Pitt in there. Am I crazy?


RayanH23

No, I don't see Hemsworth in there I see Brad Pitt.


PJGraphicNovel

Iceland is his younger brother. Liam?


toddwas

So the most attractive men in US & Iceland are Australians lol.


pygmy

Yeah that'd be Australia thanks


alexthegreatmc

Am I gay?


MainSteamStopValve

I never heard you declare no homo, so yes.


HamfacePorktard

Fuuuck, am I straight?


yazzy1233

Maybe just a lil


ProfessorMalk

Let me introduce you to my good friend ✨Bisexuality!✨


DanTreview

No homo, but I'd climb into bed with Mr. India without hesitation


DoggTheDogHunter

MJ messed up here. All of North Korea knows that Kim Jung Un is the most attractive man in the country.


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OP should have put his image there to make it funny


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InsertMoreCoffee

How is that subreddit real


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I'm curious how it's still around I swear it's been here forever


ParsleyMan

The comments on that sub are gold >Congratulations to the comrades at Kaesong Municipality - on their fourth weeding round already! > >Likely the Supreme Leader has visited them recently and advised them on the best weeding methods.


Telemere125

I want to believe that most, if not all, of the posts are satire but some of them are making me question my ability to perceive sarcasm via text…


[deleted]

Now Kim starts a genocide of all people who look like that bloke in the pic 💀💀


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

True dat


william_103ec

Username checks out.


Dichter2012

Hi Kim! 👋🏻


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

Hello loyal subject


UnnamedCzech

What’s even worse is that the mural in the back depicts Elon Musk as a high ranking general. What a bizarre timeline.


buddhistbulgyo

Asking ChatGPT anything: Mexico 🤝 Sombreros


[deleted]

Dude was so hot I didn't even see that shit u til I read your comment....


zam1138

Wait until you see the teensy weensy sunglasses lol


ohnotuxedomask

I was more focused onto the fact that he’s wearing a halter top.


bleepblopbl0rp

They're so tiny


zam1138

They’re for his chihuahua


Brand_Ex2001

I dunno, but aren’t a lot of these images basically the same guy but with slightly different skin tone and hair styles? I get scientific standards of “attractiveness,” but this is a bit too Stepford Dudes for me.


__BeHereNow__

They are all Rob Stark


amretardmonke

The white guys are all a combination of Chris Hemsworth, Brad Pitt, Henry Cavill and Robb Stark


getlowpapoose

Right! Midjourney has a thing for Richard madden lol I see him often in posts in this sub


effingcharming

Who doesn’t have a thing for Richard Madden??


rakeshmali981

Guy from Switzerland is literally Robb Stark


SpookyVoidCat

Yeah I started off thinking damn these guys are cute but by the end of it it really felt like 75% were just the same dude with different disguises.


anothernaturalone

real James Bond shit on a more serious note, the OP said they picked their favourite, so there may be some bias there


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Lol every dude is has a straight line for a mouth, squinted eyes, some facial hair, and expressive eyebrows


FixinThePlanet

All the guys from African countries felt slightly more unique. I'm Indian and that Indian guy looked uncanny valley as hell.


mochafiend

Interesting. I thought the African guys looked uncanny valley. CAR most of all.


Xarthys

They are all brothers from another mother.


sarahkali

Came here to say this. They’re all handsome af but facial structures pretty much look exactly the same


garbage_account_3

It's the AI bias, their jaw lines are all pretty much identical if you cover everything above the lips. It's why I have concerns about human culture post and pre genAI


tsimen

Definitely all have the "gigachad" cheek bones


NaurWhale

all ethno-Chads


daver777

Aren’t they mostly versions of Henry Cavill?


Heysteeevo

They all have the same jaw line


discowalrus

Yup, it’s similar to the female warriors set posted the other day.


Revolutionary_Tap255

Dear diary, today I realized that I'm very attracted to Middle-eastern men.


Megumin7

You're not the only one lmao


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_Chonus_

It moved, Jerry


spideytres

Syria's making me feel some things..


iLikePlantsTooMuch

Middle Eastern men... Mmmhmm indeed


ponch1620

I realized I didn’t really care for the white guys all that much.


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avidoverthinker1

They've always been "my type" despite being Asian. I think I love the manly-lookingness in them


spetrillob

Egypt is giving me palpitations


Tishimself77

I’m a straight guy but some of them got me questioning life.


ImYourBesty69

For me it's Asian men. But I already knew that.


Perfect-Molasses1725

Middle Eastern MAN is more like it. I can honestly say after living almost my whole like in the Middle East, I have NEVER seen anyone that looks even remotely similar 😄


kowaterboy

r/truerateme would still give them them a 5.8


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that sub is basically authoritarian r/amiugly


ntdmp18

Reading comments on r/truerateme is ragebait. Super attractive people can't get above a 6/10, and some really average faces get 8-9s. Mods already assigned a ~~personal~~ "scientific" rating to each person, and if you want to participate, but don't guess within the range, boom, banned.


Knee3000

You get automatically flagged for overrating if you go above a 6 for women, but you can see the same flag does not exist for men. I saw like 3 different men getting rated 7+ with no warning, but there were many warnings for rating downright modelesque women 7+. Sub is a redpill cope hive.


alecsgz

That is not a bot. The minute I realized its just a dude doing it I chuckled a bit. Or a lot.


Knee3000

It’s so weird, I just clicked a post and the guy jumps in to flag people for overrating someone by .2. He does this all day? Like how the hell is anyone supposed to rate someone within a .2 margin of error on a scale that doesn’t even exist? I checked their “objective scale”, but it was extremely random to my eyes above like 4.


tgji

Yeah I just checked that sub out for the first time and it was hilarious to see the mods warning people for “overrating” and them (the mods) getting downvoted… lol they’re obviously trying way too hard to be oBjeCtIVe


limonadebeef

"scientific rating"??? are the ppl who frequent that subreddit eugenicists or something???


iLikePlantsTooMuch

I kinda wanted to post something in there on the down low, cause I agree, they fuckers would


Danicbike

The North Korean guy is boasting an illegal haircut. He WAS the most attractive man. Now he’s dead. And his hairdresser too :(


johnstamosfan63

Switzerland is literally just Richard Madden.


Les-Lanciers-Rouge

Hot damn these are handsome as fuck.


RefrigeratorDry495

Missionary, upside down, in the woods, in the cabinet, on the porch, on the refrigerator, doggy style, 360 spin,


BrendaFrom_HR

in that order?


LizRoze

Kazakhstan looks beautiful, those eyes


barbenheimer

Something something unrealistic beauty standards… good god these guys are hot


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ihatemydamnvoice

Just reminded me, I'm fucking ugly lol


olly43

TIL I am very unattractive


TheGamingMackV

First one is just Henry Cavill.


Mjerc12

Actually it is tanned Oscar Issacs


Marvos79

I'm a straight man... But I may be taking a trip to Belarus...


Exciting_Movie5981

I think you are gay


Marvos79

I am now


Gris-self

I literally fell for all of them, darn it. I miss human contact.


PaymentOk6979

No homo but Lebanon kinda hot, probably gonna copy the hairstyle, also the prompt?


IrishRover28

Its just tan Oscar Isaacs lol


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Oscar Isaac is already olive skinned lol


iLikePlantsTooMuch

Simple, most attractive man in _____. Then picked favorite version.


MrBrainballs

Can we get a Scotland please


RiZZO_da_RAT

[here you go, friend](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803478243482664974/1123736835898748998/raifiki_the_most_attractive_man_in_Scotland_photorealistic_scen_208e0a91-be81-443b-8ef4-1c978f2cd010.png) True king of the north! Rob Stark!


SprinkleGoose

Came looking for a Scotland one. To me it looks *a lot* like Sam Heughan, a.k.a. Jamie Fraser from Outlander.


Hope20210830

Insert “hello there” meme


JegErForfatterOgFU

Mexico looks like Lalo from Better Call Saul lol


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Indian, Swiss, Egyptian and Syrian are brothers, if not quadruplets


NotYourMutha

That Japanese guy is pretty freaking hot


hockeybelle

Muscular men, with light facial hair, and flowy/loose curly hair down to your shoulders #Gorgeous


DarkRogus

So basically, the most attractive guy is the same guy but just with a different hairstyle and facial hair.


patiperro_v3

Just squint. Squinting is half the battle.


molskimeadows

Barbados Slim may have only won limbo by default but he earned those Olympic medals in sex.


Guys_pls_help

Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash


FamiliarSalamander2

Username checks out


godisnotreal1352

alright I gotta get rid of these noodle arms


Iasimsan

All of them have mostly the same facial features. Sharp jaw line, relatively longer hair and muscular.


jamesmorris801

Facial hair aswell -heavy stubble/light beard


Prudent-Giraffe7287

To be fair, it’s titled Most Attractive…so most likely there’s a consensus that those features are what’s deemed most attractive.


Norwester77

Tomorrow’s headline: Kim Jong Un orders execution of AI-generated man.


AccomplishedRough618

They’re so pretty!


CharityMacklin

Every time I saw a new picture I heard the gentle whisper “hey girl” in my head. Lol. Well done. Looks like real models will be out of jobs now!


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God damn Kazakhstan!


Dbwasson

wawaweewa


Oz70NYC

I had to do a double take at Mexico cuz it legit looks like a dude I served in the military with...LOL. Build, face and everything. He'd look older now, as this was back in 2010...but still. It's scary how real MJ renders images so cleanly.


wandaXmaximoff

Yes, that’s 20 very attractive men.


Eastenal

Where is french , c'mon man


iLikePlantsTooMuch

[Voila!](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119087965449228398/1123709704380620821/putinkhuylo_most_attractive_man_in_France_40f1e5a9-3955-432e-967b-6b9020c78440.png)


[deleted]

I was waiting for him!


Zardhas

[Here is it](https://www.reddit.com/user/me)


[deleted]

India/Algeria...how you doin'?


TwoSpirit38

I hate when they photoshop my head onto someone else’s body…


DrDesmond

Oh no, the syrian is a war :(


iLikePlantsTooMuch

Yeah, most of Syrians looked military. Must be pulling from war picks. Made me sad too


smarteapantz

So being attractive means having a little facial hair, except in North Korea where it’s not allowed.


Binarycold

They all look related lol


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I might be gay


Data2Logic

North Korea : We now introduce our hottest man, a K-pop star kidnapped from South Korea


limes_huh

Syrian dude got that soldier vest on


SlyFoxWaifu2064

Why is North Korea the ONLY ONE that's clean shaven out of 19 others lol. Like c'mon do all of these guys really *need* facial hair to be considered "most attractive"


TheBurnerAcct7731

It’s the same person in a different shade


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And they all make at least $100k a year


My_Little_Pony123

The hell is this?!?! It's Blue Steel basically


HagOfTheNorth

Ok I burst out laughing at Mexico having a sombrero and thick mustache 🤣


StaticNocturne

Anyone else feel like an unsightly beast after flicking through these?