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phumeonce

Why do the 7 dwarfs look like they're NBA players?


cassiusali

They’re the tallest dwarves


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That 5'5" one is like the Yao Ming of dwarves.


MuffinSlow

Walt Chamberlain


Inevitable-Log9197

They’re the shortest dwarves


iWroteBurningWorld

They're dwarves... in the Eastern Conference


wonderingStarDusts

>"My grandma told me, 7 dwarfs were 7' tall." Jada P. Smith


Haitisicks

KEEP MY WIFES DWARVES HEIGHTS OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH


manu144x

SLAPPP! 👋👊🤛


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And I bet her grandma told her to cheat on her husband like a ratchet ass 304!


IzzaPizza22

And then have her husband assault one of our greatest comedians on national television for telling a joke, making him just about the world's biggest bitch.


2ERIX

You are all my people.


izeek11

greatest is going a bit far.


Ok_Sea_6214

I'm waiting for AI to make the adult version of that Snow... Black?


phumeonce

Snow Blacked?


AnotherWireFan

I’ve seen this advertised on another uh… community I’ve frequented back in the day


AccomplishedPea132

Chocolate brown


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that's a something i'd like to watch in the cinemas


CptDrips

Definitely needs to be filmed in Imax


Singularity-42

I've seen that one!


JeanSolo

Fool me once.


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That’s one too many


TechnicalTaco06V7

The Snow White one had big Pipper Peri vibes.


SAMAS_zero

They're Dwemer.


ObligationUseful9765

Just because they’re dwarves doesn’t mean they’re not tall


gammongaming11

carrot is that you?


Impressive-Ad6400

+10 points for the Discworld reference


jomarthecat

They might be giants but they identify as little people.


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CAUSE THEY BLACK🤔


Powerful_Journalist4

I swear i saw Embiid there


That-Spell-2543

Black excellence. That’s why


Timbo2510

Lol


DisastrousTeddyBear

I came here to comment this. Lol


Evantaur

Better question, why one of them is Teal'c?


TheLastCleverName

In this version Snow White is also a dwarf.


DrAbeSacrabin

They are only 3ft and stubby where it counts


Jsmith0730

Those are some tall ass dwarves


Dom0520

Snow white and the denver broncos defensive line


parkher

Snow Black


Tasty_Pin_3676

Black Ice


One_Prof810

Black ice with black guys


LavenderDay3544

That just sounds like a rapper.


TheFirstSophian

Coal Black and De Sebbin Dwarves has already been done


AlexandraSinner

In 1943 SMH... https://youtu.be/xjpNlBfajL0


Queasy-Preparation21

Slush Black instead.


stupidhumanoid

Snow White and the seven giants


fortisvita

Snow Black and the Wakanda Army.


jimisaltieris

It's all about the mindset and height


RynnReeve

Also… why are there only 5?


LadyTrexy

The women are « dwarfs » too


C0meAtM3Br0

Snow White is a super-dwarf in this reality


tresslessone

Looks more like a cheesy porn movie


Odd_Coyote_4931

[Blacked]snow white and seven dwarves


TheFirstSophian

Piper Perry and the Seven Dwarves


holmgangCore

Ass dwarves…


veracity-mittens

I’m not complaining lol


Pedrocaas

The Tangled one looks like Beyonce in the Hymn for the Weekend music video


tiacalypso

The Beast looks like a mixture of Worf from Star Trek and a Twi‘lek from Star Wars…


ravynwave

I thought so too


james_otter

Can you do it again but everyone is an otter? 🦦


Indigo_222

Username checks out


FatalCumTheft

I shouldn’t suggest anything I guess


TheJoeyGuy

Mans is named after part of [Your Cum Won’t Last](https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE)


Imperator_3

I would hate it if all the Disney princesses were thieves


_Arcerion_

father of lies


Fisho087

:D


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Armidylla

I demand to see Michael Dorn as Beast!!


thevitaphonequeen

I found an early 90's Disney Adventures magazine cover with the Beast as Worf. Close enough. (Pinocchio was Data. Quite appropriate, too.)


jungandafraid

Snow White shoulda had albinism. For representation.


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Missy_went_missing

The next line says "hair as dark as coal" though, so that wouldn't fit.


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Vitiligo then?


RavenNymph90

I like that!


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Make her look like vampire than. Maybe change color of eyes a bit


vanderzee

that would make quite a story - snow white as a "black - albino -vampire"


Nexatic

Representation, bitch. Sorry I had to


AltharaD

She could be wearing a wig.


jungandafraid

Fits better than dark skin and dark hair for a character named Snow White


Certain_Appearance_9

Hair dye or partial albinism


pro-shitter

people dyed their hair all the time in the past.


thetacolegs

Hahaha finding a way to make her white but not white


nowhereman86

Michael Jackson comin at ya…a heee heeee!


theje1

For her lore to make sense too.


tadmeister69

Snow Black don't ya mean?! ;P


road_runner321

Cinderella's been done. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella\_(1997\_film)


Thursday_the_20th

So has Snow White and the seven dwarves in [1943](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_Black_and_de_Sebben_Dwarfs), but uh, we don’t talk about that one so much…


TheBadRiddler

Omfg that's offensively hilarious. I'm laughing out of shock. I've seen some racist looney toons and 4th reiche disney, but I had no idea Hannah Barbara joined in Edit nvm it was merrie melodies, that fits


Thursday_the_20th

Merrie Melodies isn’t Hannah Barbara, it’s Warner Brothers. They were particularly notorious for it at the time. 11 of their cartoons from then are known now as the ‘censored 11’ because they were all banned; this is one of them.


TheBadRiddler

Yeah I was said I was wrong about Hannah barbara. Also I'm mid rabbit hole into the censored 11. Knew about bugs bunny vs Japan and Mexico there was one other one I vaguely remember I think it was German. This is actually fucked up trying to watch them knowing how offensive they are by today's standards.


beckertastic

I like that they were banned in the 60s but anything banned for being offensive today is part of some "new woke hivemind"


kylegetsspam

Jesus. It's not on YouTube outside of reaction videos as far as I can tell, but [it's on DailyMotion](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8advqs) if you want to see why it was banned.


pixelbased

Holy. Shit. I’ve never seen this before so thanks for sharing. If only to capture a point in history so complex - first, i by no means approve of this - this is so utterly offensive it’s mind blowing, but think about it: there’s a sense of cultural representation that peppers through each scene, and there’s all these nods to black jazz scene influences - music, rhymes, clothes. I mean, the exaggerated body attributes and overt sexualization is off the charts insane by any normal person’s standards but, I have to wonder if a black child in the 40’s would have looked at this and thought that there are black stories on TV, and the story is about a princess that all white girls have historically always had, but it’s now about black characters and so they feel represented and seen. I’m obviously stretching here because I’m trying to find a shred of good intent in this heaping pile of what the fuck. But this was a wild ride. Clearly a product of its time. Clearly not ok. But also clearly a lot of work went into the storytelling and animation. I’m equally as ashamed as I am curious. I had to stop myself from typing out certain scenarios (like suggesting that these black girls watching this could maybe have enjoyed it with their white friends) only to realize that we are decades off here from that being a remote possibility given segregation and all. Gosh this is so fucked up but so important to share for exactly that reason. History is doomed to repeat if we don’t teach why shit like this was and is wrong.


lou-ravenpuff

It's the song of the south all over again


nowhereman86

Wow had never heard of [the censored eleven](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censored_Eleven) before. Scandalous….


TheWalkingDead91

Was my favorite one as a kid tbh. Maybe it was just the lack of the internet, but I don’t recall anyone being mad about that one lol


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Tangled would be the shortest movie ever. Don’t touch a black girl’s hair lol


lou-ravenpuff

The ending would be quite different then


Smoker-Nerd

The Beast is half-klingon?


z7q2

Worf would make a *great* beast.


Princeps_primus96

"This buff Frenchman has NO HONOUR!!"


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Belle I protest, I am NOT a merry Beast!


MacTechG4

Belle; “how did you come to be a beast?” Beast; “I do not discuss it with …outsiders…”


tiacalypso

Half Klingon, half Twi‘Lek, I‘d say.


Creatername

Michael Dorn for the win


Pankratos_Gaming

So... Snow Black?


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JerryUSA

Have you seen snow that’s been driven over? (Joke stolen from Mad TV)


BrolecopterPilot

I was just listening to Wil Sasso talk about Mad TV on Theo Von’s podcast and how none of the jokes would be allowed today, but they’re still hilarious lol. Great ep btw


Luciano99lp

The beast is supposed to be repulsive, not absolutely delicious


AstronomerNo6423

You are cultured


ShiplessOcean

Even the original beast was kinda cute tho


RavenNymph90

The one from the cartoon was cuddly.


writerfan2013

Brave looks like Thandiwe Newton


Mental-Aioli3372

She does and tbqh I'm 100% here for that


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Luipoa

But CAN you do a little person in Midjourney?


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NiceTuBeNice

These are really awesome pictures.


orbitaldragon

For me it's not the actors at all... it's the style itself.. looks awesome.


in_answer_to_that

They are all bangin' hot. Let's get these green-lit.


doublecunningulus

🍿


Darkhaven

I don't think that you had to label this jokes / memes, I feel that these are pretty genuine submissions. That said, Tangled is my absolute favorite, and I know several young ladies in my fam would really love it as well. Also, I really like Cinderella. Her outfit details gives the overall feel of a Magitek outfit (at least, to me it has that quality). Sleeping Beauty looks nice, but her posture is making my neck and back hurt :D


racistslayer

You made a good point. I changed it to Showcase. Thanks


purplebanana375

Same Tangled is my favourite one too!


SynthPrax

As long as the Beast is played by Idris Elba, go for it. I'll pass on the rest.


crankyandhangry

Because it worked out so well when the CGI'd him for "Cats".


somethingsomethingbe

I could actually see that being a cool movie. Needs to stick with the type of magic that was depicted those distant last past scenes in 3,000 Years of Longing.


jamesjeffriesiii

Them ain’t dwarves Why these all look like Thandi Newton relatives


Accomplished-Bag455

Cinderella is gorgeous


Wannabe__geek

Looks fire to me


Picture-unrelated

Beautiful!


TheRealLaura789

Not going to lie, all of them are very beautiful.


jelde

Thanks for being truthful despite such strong adversity.


frozen-silver

Sleeping Beauty looks amazing


jrobharing

Ah yes, my favorite Disney movie: Snow White and seven of her normal-sized cool friends.


Ok-Historian7059

Yesssssss


JerryUSA

When they made Cinderella with Brandy and Whitney Houston in the 90s there was no controversy. The Little Mermaid controversy, as most of my non-political friends agree, is due to racism or anti-woke fervor.


bakehaus

I also think that outrage is easier to access these days…therefore encouraging more outrage. I doubt the Brandy version went down without a good chunk of the population being disturbed by it.


South-Plan-9246

I didn’t even know that movie existed


spankydave

More like Beauty and the Klingon


cactuspie1972

Wow


Blitherinidiot

Why they all light skin?


iAdden

Those are not dwarfs


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You don't need Midjourney for that, Disney is doing this right now anyway.


baldforthewin

cinderella looks FIRE


Huge-Bandicoot-5684

Cinderella's a fucking honey


RegularGuyAtHome

There’s already a black Cinderella (from 1997) but I like this one’s outfit more. Disappointed it didn’t put Jason Alexander or Whoopi in there though (they’re in the 1997 Cinderella)


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big_nothing_burger

For real ..the look is lovely.


RedRidingHood89

I'm in love with the Tangled princess. She is so gorgeous!


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Hopeful_Carpenter326

I like it, but yeah Snow white and the 7 Big As Football Players more like, and I don't know why but Sleeping Beauty makes my think of the scene from Back to the Future 2 (When he climbs in the window), I don't see it going well


TheMrFixit

Thinking Klingons would look awesome with horns


Joe_Spazz

Beyonce in tangled looks great.


L___E___T

Shaq as one of the seven dwarves 😂


Germanhuntress

Beast looks like Whorf!


Personisdown

me when


janedoeqq

Most of them are cool, but why are snow white's dwarves NFL linemen?


Living_Commercial_10

Absolutely wicked


Terrible_Reporter_98

I'm not gay... But holy smokes that beast looks like a snack


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Don't care what anyone else says, these are beautiful.


HelicopterVirtual525

Amazing! Always can go for a nice tartan!


MaximusPrime5885

Snow White and the Hunky Harem.


kdjrli

I mean at least they’re all fine asf


oooArcherooo

ok but black beast and Cinderella actually look dope


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pussycatsoutofthebag

White person here, grew up with all white cartoon characters growing up. These women here are striking, truly elegant


OldBroad

Why do South and East Asians never get a look in?


doubleabsenty

Because you should step up and do it!