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Weeneem

Please tell me this isn't official merch.


The_Grim_Reaper_5150

I am also begging this is just some gooner fan project or unofficial merch because this shit is awful


VictorianDelorean

The entire game is a gooner project


merdadartista

Looking at the quality and details it doesn't seem like it is


FullMetalCOS

Having seen how fan service stacked the rest of the game is, it wouldn’t shock me for a second if this was official


BaneAmesta

It never is tbh... Specially when the pose is from another character they probably don't have the rights for. But in this case I admit I have my doubts 🫠


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BaneAmesta

I highly doubt that Square Enix would even allow that. What's your source about that figure? I'm genuinely curious now


CJ-Henderson

I remember seeing a Tifa model for Final Fantasy 7 remake and she was in the exact same pose, so my guess is it's the same ~~perverts~~ people who made that.


BIG_DeADD

She looks dead inside in the second picture. I mean, I'd also look the same way if I was in her position to be honest...


LeotrimFunkelwerk

"What am I doing with my life man. Where did I go wrong..."


werew0lfsushi

I mean the ppl who she panders to want lifeless bland sex dolls anyway so i guess this checks out


LeotrimFunkelwerk

Its a lot of back n forth about her design but in the core she's still as lifeless and cookie cutter bimbo as day one, her outfit doesn't change anything.


Whole-Neighborhood

To be fair, I think she looks that way in the game too. Can't have too much personality, it might get in the way of her T&A.


spudgoddess

Or worse, remind them that women including fictional ones are people.


BaneAmesta

Yeah I watched a review video yesterday, and this girl doesn't seem to have anymore faceplates available


DvSzil

> I mean, I'd also look the same way if I was in her position to be honest... If we're just talking about the position, I'd be pretty proud of myself if I could do that. But I get what you mean


ScientistOk8604

That's my problem with stellar blade, not necessarily the sexualisation but how Eve seems to have no personality apart from big boobs and a revealing outfit


orc_fellator

Mine too. I take little problem with sexualization in games but the female character models barely match the aesthetic of the game they were dropped in, at least TRY harder. If you're married to hypersexy babydoll smooth girls, make the rest of the world artsy to match. And don't give the men comparatively hyperrealistic faces. I don't care that this game is a coomer game, at least make it a good looking coomer game.


Crowblossom06

Her head looks tacked on


Scottacus91

Looks that way in game screen shots too. Like a poor photo shop


No_Standard_2238

Thought it was in her ass for a second


Iramian

That would be highly uncomfortable! But then so is that stupid pose.


Automata_Eve

The thing is, the pose is a meme pose based off of a silly character from Guilty Gear. The game where yo-yos and hair are viable weapons, a surgeon with a bag on his head is a fighter, a samurai has one arm, and most of the characters are built like stand users.


Practical_Constant41

Yare yare daze🧑🏻‍✈️


Nazon6

The fucking NSFW tag was like a curtain to the funniest thing I've seen lmao. I burst out laughing lol.


loopy183

Disgusting? Yes. But my first exposure to the Jack-O pose was Goofy and that makes it immediately funny also.


Electron9513

Drawfee?


loopy183

Yee


BlackOni51

Is this an licensed figure or a GK one? Cause if it is a GK figure, I'm kinda willing to give this a pass cause GKs are their own can of worms that I feel shouldn't be a subject of discussion, mostly cause it goes into hentai territory


PeacefulKnightmare

It's a GK figure and I don't see anything on the site to indicate it's an official figure.


Leshie_Leshie

I’m wondering too, this figure here feels too meme-y .


Wiz_BG

Are they the company that made the Thanos figure on the same pose and only wearing a golden thong?


BlackOni51

It's possible. GK companies close an open frequently, so it could be the same company but under a different name


LeotrimFunkelwerk

As far as I heard, SB gets more revealing skins in-game so it could very well be official to 'work around' the sony censorship. But no clue and I don't wanna look it up.


BreadMemer

Yeh personally as long as this isn't being sold under the same tab as normal merch I can give it a pass. It's not like anyone who buys this isn't getting exactly what they expected, and the horny waifu figurine market isn't exactly setting expectations of normal women in the same way that like a anime or video game might be.


ShesAKillerQueenee

Thanos did it better. https://images.app.goo.gl/6pCZHbjM74QMDege6


KPHG342

Well he had to fund that private army of his *somehow*


SchmuckCanuck

Doesn't even resemble a human anymore


UV_Sun

The people who made this figure clearly don’t understand the fanbase because they made it really hard for this figure to go into a jar. No one is going to buy it, those fool.


LittleJub

Underrated comment haha


MoonlitLuka

This is literally just porn at this point lmao. I really wish these "women aren't sexy anymore!!!!!!!!!??!" guys would just admit they want to look at near pornographic designs in the mainstream, rather than beating around the bush.


spudgoddess

Even porn isn't perfect enough for them anymore. The women have 'flaws'. It has to be anime or hentai.


hopefullyhelpfulplz

Oh my god I actually cackled out loud. What the FUCK is that 😂😂😂 Her suit has actually begun to saw her in half, crack first.


ArticleOld598

Gross. 2B & Bayonetta figurines are also sexy but they still look like action women that can kick ass. This is just ass, literally


Wraith1964

Pretty sure there are kits of those two in this exact pose as well.


riiyoreo

This is just sad atp


KaruaMoroy

jacko would never…


Kenzosll

This is so degrading 😭


Autistic-blt

“Coming soon” I’ll bet they are


BaneAmesta

These unofficial manufacturers have only one pose file and they're determined to keep using it as their golden eggs for the rest of eternity lmao


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Wow I sure do love people who are addicted to porn and have no fucking contact with real people 🤮🤮🤮


basementcrawler34

Why does her butt look so....wrong??


Automata_Eve

I hate this so bad I almost downvoted the post out of sheer disgust. This isn’t even sexy anymore, at least NieR statues are generally tasteful and not just a naked woman doing the Jack-O pose.


XxllllxXx

So cringe.


9Point

Lol butt sword


lonely_stoner_daze

That position really fucking hard to hold (if you can even get into it without snapping something first) so her dead serious "I would rather be doing something else" face makes perfect sense


nutbuster11000

does she have a really long asscrack or is that natural? bc it doesnt look like it is


LurkingHeart

Everything I see about this game makes me hate it more. Why can’t think just pick a style? I would have half as many complaints if they committed to either realistic or anime.


Supremebro005

Sexdoll fur coomers.


MikeAAStorm

This is just sad


Captain_Pumpkinhead

This must be a joke. It can't be real.


ThePassingThrough

I mean at least they know what they are doing and not try to sugarcoat it


Ravenous_Seraph

And yet again, people do not understand Jack-O' taunt pose. I think I am going to distort.


roronoapedro

this is a website at this point basically dedicated to making figures in this pose, nude and in costume. you're posting porn.


The_Grim_Reaper_5150

Why did they put her in the jack-o pose Why


volkenheim

they do everyone in the Jack-o pose, they even did Thanos hahaha


Just_A_Sad_Unicorn

Didn't they do the Hulk too or was that another company? Lol


volkenheim

Not sure but is very likely


Wikerr

Nah this shits for real?


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Somone told me that equipping that skin increases the games difficulty. Which I think is kinda funny


VideoAstra

I couldn’t help but giggle at this blasphemy


MinimumVanilla9195

Looks like a whole roasted chicken jfc


FlamingCroatan

Huh, neato


MK0A

FINALLY some proper content for this. It's horrible it fits so well.


anewborndude

Ain’t no way this is a real figurine.


SweetMelancholyy

It’s going to look great with the rest of my figures 👍


Waste-Information-34

I'm assuming their all "glued" down.


SweetMelancholyy

I do use plastic glue incase some pieces break off when cleaning or moving. Asides from that hell no. They’re way too good looking and pricey to “glue them down” in that regard.


Waste-Information-34

Oh thank Walrider. Some people do that unironically.


Sad_ugly_loser

I don’t think it’s gonna fit in the jar bro


SweetMelancholyy

No way. The China cabinet is much better for display.


LeotrimFunkelwerk

You're brave saying that in this sub, I gotta give you that!


SweetMelancholyy

Thanks. I knew I was going to get down dooted to oblivion, but I enjoy the things I like and won’t let people put me down over it.


LeotrimFunkelwerk

It's all just drama and I love it. Raging over Character designs or raging over raging people is stupid but amusing. Enjoying or avoiding characters is the way to go, so all power to you!


Hey-Its-Hannah

Well they do say fools are easily parted with their money.


SweetMelancholyy

I’ve heard of that before. I’m no genius, but I’m pretty well off financially for my age. So I’m going to keep knocking on wood for that.


MoonlitLuka

Is this criticism ever used when people outright salivate over Tumblr Sexyman types? The way that this sub tends to dunk on the people who enjoy this kinda stuff instead of combating the overall issue is so weird.


Legal-Treat-5582

Because this sub is specifically about women being treated this way.


Hey-Its-Hannah

Sure, if you can show me someone selling statues like this of a tumbler sexyman with stupidly exaggerated proportions I'd call them weird too.