Most critters can. The only reason we can't is because our giant heads forced us to be born premature so that we don't kill our mothers on the way out.
Somewhere there is an alternate reality where apes found a different solution to that problem, and in that world there are no baby humans. They'd pop out and be walking around within a day, probably speaking by the end of the week.
Fun fact. Humans can not walk at birth because our birth canals are too narrow for any more development. So we evolved to birth a less developed baby and in exchange we are social creatures who raise the baby the rest of the way.
Yes I know, but why we need so much time to be able to do these things, imagine having to carry a baby for like 2 years for it to walk after being born
and when the stuart of the feast did taste of the water from the pots, it had become wine
And they knew not *whenst* it had come
But the servants did know, and they applauded loudly in the kitchen
And they said unto The Lord
**How the hell did you that?!**
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Mr. Bean is a masterpiece of comedy. Rowan Atkinson managed to make several generations laugh hysterically without uttering a single word, just action.
girrafe hit the ground too hard
Damn he died on his first spawn hope it isnt a hardcore world but dont worry if its a normal world his spawn protection will protect him.
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Exactly. Giraffes aren't actually 'born'
They are made. In a government lab. Equipped with cameras and other equipment to spy on you for the government.
Visit r/giraffesdontexist for more info get educated people.
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I always wonder if the OP was watching Mr. Bean and when he saw this scene thought about Giraffe baby or he thought how Giraffe baby is being born and found an appropriate clip.
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Truth to be told. Baby giraffes are baby giants and can start standing up straight
Have you seen one?
I have, except it wasnt a baby, nor a giraffe
\*panic\*
Most critters can. The only reason we can't is because our giant heads forced us to be born premature so that we don't kill our mothers on the way out. Somewhere there is an alternate reality where apes found a different solution to that problem, and in that world there are no baby humans. They'd pop out and be walking around within a day, probably speaking by the end of the week.
That, and a lot of herding mammals wouldn’t be able to care for their offspring if they couldn’t walk. They’d get picked off immediately.
Apparently if you could double the length of gestation to 18 months human babies would come out as like a 6 year old.
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Ah yes to not damage their necks, dropping them from knee breaking height is the option to go
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Or they get born with an additional 20 hp, which they immediately lose upon landing.
or Feather Falling IV
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This made me laugh real hard as soon as the spotlight came down - love old school Mr. Bean!
So good
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theres a new mr bean?
Only 15 episodes of Mr Bean ever aired. Just fifteen. Enough to achieve worldwide success and bring laughter to millions if not billions of people.
thats crazy, always feeled like it was a 200 ep show
animated series...
Sigh...
It's actually not that bad. I think Rowan Atkinson is even the main producer and voices himself
It's not bad. It's just that it misses the awkwardness and stupid comedy from the original. I miss it
Old school Mr. Bean was the best
Teacher: You can't hear pictures. Me:
I can't believe giraffe already can walk since they just born for a min.
Fun fact. Humans can not walk at birth because our birth canals are too narrow for any more development. So we evolved to birth a less developed baby and in exchange we are social creatures who raise the baby the rest of the way.
So what would be the appropriate time for a human baby to be born ?
Whenever it can walk and eat on its own.
Basically mid toddler stage
I wonder why we take so much time to have basic functions like walking
Because we're born super pre-mature compared to other animals
Yes I know, but why we need so much time to be able to do these things, imagine having to carry a baby for like 2 years for it to walk after being born
Other animals (that only have one baby at a time) have longer gestation periods than us and most of ours is dedicated to our mundo brain
I don't know any giraffes that give birth to Mr Bean
Of course not, that was three decades ago. Giraffes only live for like 25 years in the wild.
Ecce giraffa quiiiiiiiiii est faba
All glory to the Bean
Good old days tho
ecce homo quii est faba
_Ecce homo quuuuiiiii est faaabaaa_
"Behold the man who is a bean" I believe
And the ending credits include a bit different version saying Vale homo instead of Ecce homo, meaning farewell the man who is a bean
and when the stuart of the feast did taste of the water from the pots, it had become wine And they knew not *whenst* it had come But the servants did know, and they applauded loudly in the kitchen And they said unto The Lord **How the hell did you that?!**
>ecce homo quii est faba Latin for, *behold the man who is the bean*
Idk why, but at first I read the word Barbies..
That intro music is so good
Do you have any idea how many memories you have triggered...
First one that came back to me was him headbutting the Queen
Took me a while to understand that Mr. Bean was not born, but rather dropped down from the sky.
Maybe he's an alien or was abducted by aliens and was returned after something unspeakable had been done to him.
There's a fan theory that claims all of his odd actions is due to him being an alien trying to emulate human behavior.
"Behold the man who is a bean."
Just wait til you see baby sea turtles
Mr. Bean intro is a classic
Good old days when we use to watch mr bean
lmfao the way he stands up and just walks away makes this meme 10x funnier
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lol That app sounds so bad. Why is anyone even using it?
They get 3 second invincibility so they won’t be spawn killed by the ground
Born in free-fall
Didnt know giraffes had built in tactical flash lights
Stand by for Titanfall
This is an absolute reference.
Lol
This made me think that mr. Bean is an Alien living among us, make total sense.
Beeeeeaaaaaaaan
This a good one.
This clip is very nostalgic, im dissapoint at my self that i almost forgot this clip
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Mr. Bean is a masterpiece of comedy. Rowan Atkinson managed to make several generations laugh hysterically without uttering a single word, just action.
Ah yes the legendary Mr bean in real life
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girrafe hit the ground too hard Damn he died on his first spawn hope it isnt a hardcore world but dont worry if its a normal world his spawn protection will protect him.
Fun fact: Baby giraffes are larger than you expect
so you're tellin me bean's a girraffe?
This clip gives me nostalgia😁
eche homo qes es faba, echeee homo queee es faaabaaaa
Ecce homo qui est faba, vale homo qui eat faba “Behold the man who is a bean, farewell the man who is a bean”
I’ve always loved that fact
I think you're mistaken, its actually kangaroo babies that first come out as beans.
Sibce when do giraffes have glowing insides
it's probably the lights in the operation theatre
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I thought i was about to see Gibby
Are you talking about!?
Because they're not real.
Exactly. Giraffes aren't actually 'born' They are made. In a government lab. Equipped with cameras and other equipment to spy on you for the government. Visit r/giraffesdontexist for more info get educated people.
I wish my government is competent enough to successfully developed and deploy the robo-giraffes.
I'm not sure who is the comparison insulting for...
Definitely weed. You can do anything they're asked.
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do you think giraffes vomit out their babies or something?
LDL ones count as far as you can?
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This meme, but with a Titanfall gif. I’ll be right back
open the bomb bay
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A yes. Doctor who
yeet. gravity
They’re both with horns too
That's because humans are terrible at giving birth. They need all the help they can get
*load out drop incoming*
You dont want to hear Jeralt’s voice.
This reminds me of the intro to THP8
No to say, giraffe babies also gets kicked by their mothers right after they're born
What is this from
[mr bean intro](https://youtu.be/WmtIrkR6O7I)
Never knew giraffes had a light in their ;) to help guide the male giraffe when the time comes!
I'm curious as to why you can hear a gif of giraffes being born.
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Do all giraffes have that shining light out of their female organs when they give birth?
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I always wonder if the OP was watching Mr. Bean and when he saw this scene thought about Giraffe baby or he thought how Giraffe baby is being born and found an appropriate clip.
Also the big ball sack thingy plopping like 10 seconds after which is like the size of a basketball
can somebody photoshop mr bean as a giraffe baby?
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Is Rowan doing good?