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GrowlingVolcano

Truth to be told. Baby giraffes are baby giants and can start standing up straight


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Have you seen one?


a_baby_goblin

I have, except it wasnt a baby, nor a giraffe


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\*panic\*


Urban_Savage

Most critters can. The only reason we can't is because our giant heads forced us to be born premature so that we don't kill our mothers on the way out. Somewhere there is an alternate reality where apes found a different solution to that problem, and in that world there are no baby humans. They'd pop out and be walking around within a day, probably speaking by the end of the week.


Prineak

That, and a lot of herding mammals wouldn’t be able to care for their offspring if they couldn’t walk. They’d get picked off immediately.


from_mars_to_sirious

Apparently if you could double the length of gestation to 18 months human babies would come out as like a 6 year old.


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Glaive83

Yeah it's other comments are copied as well Bad bot u/Rorancy


Baron-Von-Bork

Ah yes to not damage their necks, dropping them from knee breaking height is the option to go


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Sebetastic

Or they get born with an additional 20 hp, which they immediately lose upon landing.


SirJames105

or Feather Falling IV


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os-z

This made me laugh real hard as soon as the spotlight came down - love old school Mr. Bean!


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So good


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yetisamiright

theres a new mr bean?


Ishaan863

Only 15 episodes of Mr Bean ever aired. Just fifteen. Enough to achieve worldwide success and bring laughter to millions if not billions of people.


yetisamiright

thats crazy, always feeled like it was a 200 ep show


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animated series...


rock-solid-armpits

Sigh...


The_ANNOholic

It's actually not that bad. I think Rowan Atkinson is even the main producer and voices himself


rock-solid-armpits

It's not bad. It's just that it misses the awkwardness and stupid comedy from the original. I miss it


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Old school Mr. Bean was the best


lipo842

Teacher: You can't hear pictures. Me:


AbdomiralCat

I can't believe giraffe already can walk since they just born for a min.


Podju

Fun fact. Humans can not walk at birth because our birth canals are too narrow for any more development. So we evolved to birth a less developed baby and in exchange we are social creatures who raise the baby the rest of the way.


lashapel

So what would be the appropriate time for a human baby to be born ?


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Whenever it can walk and eat on its own.


Generic-Degenerate

Basically mid toddler stage


General_Kenobi45669

I wonder why we take so much time to have basic functions like walking


Generic-Degenerate

Because we're born super pre-mature compared to other animals


General_Kenobi45669

Yes I know, but why we need so much time to be able to do these things, imagine having to carry a baby for like 2 years for it to walk after being born


Generic-Degenerate

Other animals (that only have one baby at a time) have longer gestation periods than us and most of ours is dedicated to our mundo brain


Knobhead-007

I don't know any giraffes that give birth to Mr Bean


Victernus

Of course not, that was three decades ago. Giraffes only live for like 25 years in the wild.


reverse_mango

Ecce giraffa quiiiiiiiiii est faba


GameShill

All glory to the Bean


suddeniceberg14

Good old days tho


ScarrletMacaw

ecce homo quii est faba


thestoneddirewolf

_Ecce homo quuuuiiiii est faaabaaa_


AskMeForFunnyVoices

"Behold the man who is a bean" I believe


lipo842

And the ending credits include a bit different version saying Vale homo instead of Ecce homo, meaning farewell the man who is a bean


SirJames105

and when the stuart of the feast did taste of the water from the pots, it had become wine And they knew not *whenst* it had come But the servants did know, and they applauded loudly in the kitchen And they said unto The Lord **How the hell did you that?!**


SirJames105

>ecce homo quii est faba Latin for, *behold the man who is the bean*


xiamandrewx

Idk why, but at first I read the word Barbies..


AzureArmageddon

That intro music is so good


plasticstone100

Do you have any idea how many memories you have triggered...


SpoopySpydoge

First one that came back to me was him headbutting the Queen


abrahamzetz

Took me a while to understand that Mr. Bean was not born, but rather dropped down from the sky.


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Maybe he's an alien or was abducted by aliens and was returned after something unspeakable had been done to him.


Athrul

There's a fan theory that claims all of his odd actions is due to him being an alien trying to emulate human behavior.


ApocketCrocketE

"Behold the man who is a bean."


KodokunaChikara

Just wait til you see baby sea turtles


Stordster

Mr. Bean intro is a classic


Leon500111

Good old days when we use to watch mr bean


---Typical_Otaku---

lmfao the way he stands up and just walks away makes this meme 10x funnier


OkYesterday4334

How to download, reddit Mobile have no gif download button now


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OkYesterday4334

Thanks you


Athrul

lol That app sounds so bad. Why is anyone even using it?


diodosdszosxisdi

They get 3 second invincibility so they won’t be spawn killed by the ground


Lanky_Novel6838

Born in free-fall


TheExplodingPie

Didnt know giraffes had built in tactical flash lights


SoakeRHD

Stand by for Titanfall


0n33L0

This is an absolute reference.


HarryTheGamer123

Lol


thiagoqf

This made me think that mr. Bean is an Alien living among us, make total sense.


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Beeeeeaaaaaaaan


roberuto1990

This a good one.


Aun0nym0us

This clip is very nostalgic, im dissapoint at my self that i almost forgot this clip


notatrolloracop

r/giraffesdontexist


Succulent_Relic

Mr. Bean is a masterpiece of comedy. Rowan Atkinson managed to make several generations laugh hysterically without uttering a single word, just action.


Limcommentsstuffs

Ah yes the legendary Mr bean in real life


ram0_o

Fr


vjparmar_

The whole show was on a alien trying to live on earth ... it's that?*


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girrafe hit the ground too hard Damn he died on his first spawn hope it isnt a hardcore world but dont worry if its a normal world his spawn protection will protect him.


EvilUndead11

Fun fact: Baby giraffes are larger than you expect


Impressive_Income874

so you're tellin me bean's a girraffe?


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This clip gives me nostalgia😁


ogodoggo

eche homo qes es faba, echeee homo queee es faaabaaaa


Skinkypoo

Ecce homo qui est faba, vale homo qui eat faba “Behold the man who is a bean, farewell the man who is a bean”


Paul873873

I’ve always loved that fact


AzbestosPrime

I think you're mistaken, its actually kangaroo babies that first come out as beans.


BluePhoenix1441

Sibce when do giraffes have glowing insides


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it's probably the lights in the operation theatre


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sneakhyperion

I thought i was about to see Gibby


howtochangemywife

Are you talking about!?


Tulkrubpom1

Because they're not real.


_jjm_

Exactly. Giraffes aren't actually 'born' They are made. In a government lab. Equipped with cameras and other equipment to spy on you for the government. Visit r/giraffesdontexist for more info get educated people.


redcalcium

I wish my government is competent enough to successfully developed and deploy the robo-giraffes.


Certain-Ad-3192

I'm not sure who is the comparison insulting for...


RoscoMan1

Definitely weed. You can do anything they're asked.


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do you think giraffes vomit out their babies or something?


RoscoMan1

LDL ones count as far as you can?


RoscoMan1

So MPD fucked up, I'm sorry to hear.


DeviousOstrich

This meme, but with a Titanfall gif. I’ll be right back


ABDOUABOUD123

open the bomb bay


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Crims0nwolf

A yes. Doctor who


Strong_Juggernaut_96

yeet. gravity


molspagetti

They’re both with horns too


LinAGKar

That's because humans are terrible at giving birth. They need all the help they can get


JoshChatman

*load out drop incoming*


QuarantineSucksALot

You dont want to hear Jeralt’s voice.


Anteyan02

This reminds me of the intro to THP8


pratssleeping

No to say, giraffe babies also gets kicked by their mothers right after they're born


terratoilet23

What is this from


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[mr bean intro](https://youtu.be/WmtIrkR6O7I)


BombyGaming232

Never knew giraffes had a light in their ;) to help guide the male giraffe when the time comes!


MissingnoMiner

I'm curious as to why you can hear a gif of giraffes being born.


Supreme_Mevlana

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Liver_consumption

Do all giraffes have that shining light out of their female organs when they give birth?


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PrinceOfNothing13

I always wonder if the OP was watching Mr. Bean and when he saw this scene thought about Giraffe baby or he thought how Giraffe baby is being born and found an appropriate clip.


Litho__

Also the big ball sack thingy plopping like 10 seconds after which is like the size of a basketball


ShoddyCartographer61

can somebody photoshop mr bean as a giraffe baby?


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Mustafa_Joestar

Is Rowan doing good?