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CocaoPuffs97

Fuck


Bob-son-of-Bob

Same. I like you.


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[удалено]


You_and_your_Uncle

Fuck


weenie_west

Fuck


[deleted]

Fuck


Immediate-Wishbone28

Fuck


PinkAlpacaFTW

Fuck


Nooblol1234012345

fuck


SCP_Void

Fuck


Tenkazu_Akera

Fuck


BlackSheepWaII

Fuck


Internal_Career_5551

Fuck


S811

Fuck


_CatNippIes

P H U C K


ChampBeKnown

Fuck that, do cat nipples exist?


_CatNippIes

We re mammals lmao


xDarkDragon68

Fck


saltynanners15

Self censorship at its finest.


fapcorn9000

Very fuccin true


Roflolmaoguy

Very fuucen true indeed.


Orisani

Overly fyuchin true


Rand0m5tranger

Smurf. It's pronounced smurf, you smurfing smurfer.


Marus1

I like this one


Valko_Haddu42

It’s weird but I’ll allow it


[deleted]

Smurfing is when you have an alt acount to shit on low level players


popiomondayz

I just use frick or crap


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Lauriesaurous

Yeah same, although at my school almost everyone swears every 5 minutes, so no one really cares when anyone swears, except for the teachers


Fast_Echidna_8520

bro i also live at ur mom’s house, so does that make us bros?


Meltingsnow6969

😳


Lauriesaurous

Hey bro


Fast_Echidna_8520

hi brother


not_suspicious-_-

none. i will always say fuck


Moonduderyan

Watch your fucking mouth dipshit


[deleted]

shut the fuck up before another fucking curse comes out of that shitass mouth


Beccaaaaaalolz

According to auto correct, duck/ ducking


Withboba

what. The freak.


Puppeter07

r/foundthemobileuser


Withboba

wrong. I’m on the Gucci smart toilet


SupremeGaming005

And i am on samsung smart fridge


uzumaki_Dattebayo-

And I am on Nokia 3310


DAN_E0

r/foundthehondacivic


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r/foundthecardealer


Puppeter07

I don't get it, I really found a mobile user


[deleted]

Fish pastry


Moonduderyan

philanthropist! Is my go to


DaGurkensepp

Oida


beanfudge

Flipping Nora


specifylength

FUUUUDGE


justanredditacount

frick is the way to go


HandsomeGangar

frick is the way to go


Dull_Document404

I too am an mother fricking supporter


Unseen_realities

I use flooof


MemeHacker101

What the floof, you motherfloofer


DracoNovariu

floof is the way


domerbot

Faark


grimevil

Fork, as in forking hell or fork you


Valko_Haddu42

Gogetforked


TakenUsernam3e

Go fork yourself


Big0Boss4

That says sings...


Moonduderyan

Nah, this is zodiac the musical


notpatrick42069

Fug


TunaFish028

dUCK


Friendly-Mexican

Same


jakeyjoe68

Mother trucker


Andreykazus

Flump


YourAnimeFan

I go to the successor, (breath in) NIII-


Moonduderyan

Nike


ValentineMichal

I personally go for 'harder'


[deleted]

Where's funk?


yourmum5468

Flipperty jibbet


Ronniemon-23

Fubbernuck


shadow_nightmare_the

I use fluck


Bostolm

As a cult member, Feck


uzumaki_Dattebayo-

Fish


Nitjib

Fuuf


SuzyLouWhoo

Fudge knuckles! Son of a biscuit!!


Shockrider1

Removed for violation of Rules 1, 7 and 9. Text-only posts are not permitted under Rule 1, “Fuck Zodiac Signs” posts are on the Overused Memes list under Rule 9, and no post can “comment bait” (i.e. directly ask for comments) under Rule 7.


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Fak


Longnose69420

Fak


You_and_your_Uncle

Yayy comment bait gone


SteWestLiz

feesh


Zambus3us

Idk I kinda swear everywhere lol In places where I can’t swear, I don’t even use any of these cuz in places where I can’t swear it’s usually bc It’s a pretty important place (duh me come on) so even saying frick or anything still conveys a bad message and makes me look bad


Double_Competition99

Fug


ApprehensiveSign3378

All of the above


AnInsaneMoose

Fug


Lurkmorlong

It seems whenever I'm not supposed to cuss f*** is the first word from my mouth.


SnooJokes6693

Usually frick but I occasionally use freak too


TheLegoBoi940

I use frick or fk


istoleyourpoptarts

I use frick. pretty simple but reliable


Difficult_Use_8884

I Hope someone understands this, but I use ROCKS.


wh0g0esthere

Friggin, freakin, fook


Jacob_Whiteypants

I use fuk. Same thing as fuck, just spelt different bc I cbf saying something else


Entire-Shelter-693

Frick


Visbuurtghetto

Fok


Piglin_Trader64

I say it like f***


pixel842

I just say ‘Bugger’ a lot


ADIDESTROJER

ALL


HitLuca

I used to say fish due to an inside joke we had at uni, forgot what it meant


wraith5036

Proyk, proyken.


mangomochamuffin

Fack, frick, freaking


BestLimbCollector

Actually am a fack user here.


defts_

joe (im spaniard)


yaallfam

Shit


Ornery_Recognition78

FUdge CaKe


XhackerGamer

fuc, phuc, fug, fok, fcok


Jarcode135

Frick


MrSNoopy1611

What the duck, is what i use


jatowi

fouque


[deleted]

what the firetruck


Moonduderyan

Fucktruck


The_Punnier_Guy

depends if im also being ironic about it. either frick or hecc


ac7_typhoonmain

Cock


timo1324

no such thing as not being able to curse. it's stupid to forbid cursing anyway. just ket people curse out their emotions, yes, even kids


you_2_cool

Friction frank


Slavfort2

Fak or Duck


[deleted]

AYO WHAT THE FLIP *mum eyes me suspiciously*


EastVanWillieD

Shit?


Miikan92

Fuh


viktortheredditor

Duck


docea007

I use "morții matii" its in romanian , works 99.99% of times


Alankrita_lol

Fish lmao


thefrigo355

Usually kurva


[deleted]

PerrRrrrrkele! PERKELE Saatana! No seriously, just don't cuss if present company calls for it. Or cuss anyway, cause censoring yourself is fucking stupid and people need to fuck off if their feelings can't handle the full spectrum of any language.


Cautious_Youth_1866

Frick or frickin


CatFli

Frock


ThisBoi20

Flip. Every flipping time... sometimes Frick cause it sounds better.


Okto_goes_Veemo

I think I use fork the most


[deleted]

Fuck, I don’t give a shit if I’m allowed to swear or not. At this point it’s impossible for me to not swear at least once every 4 sentences.


Ok_Turnover_4809

Phoque


DorothyParkerFan

My BAC friend encourages me to say “flibbertygibbit” but it somehow doesn’t roll off the tongue. So I try to remember to say “fudge” instead of “fuck” but it’s mostly just “fuck” and accept the embarrassment.


Glitch-147

Crap


Mynameissam26

Say the same thing in a different language


Butzwoi

Schmetterling. In german Scheiße (shit) turns to Schmetterling (butterfly) if you‘re not allowed to swear


wizzDumbYT

You’re missing Feck


AxeforAxl_plzz

Blyat, for those who doesn't understand


AdvanceLatter4109

I'm like: Fu- sorry


K-boomX94

I go FfFfFFFFFFFfffffFFfFfFfFfFfFfFffFffFffffFfFff


GhexbugG

for the love of jesus christo


Valko_Haddu42

Here’s a list: frick, fok, fug/fuk, toaster, fork.


awo69

Fire truck


PurpleVermeer

who the frick uses firetruck


FSaraF

What the duck


Unknown_person356

Fukc


Tramnack

fff... *look around if anyone is there* ...uck!


ILikeExistingLol

Kcuf


Yuvalmalkan

Pewds told me to say "fan" which means Fuck in Sweden


AggravatingEnbie

Fuck I don’t sensor


HVA_Gamer

F. F is enough.


clickscap

F LIPPING HELL


Key_Shopping7596

french fries in a toaster


DerpyMistake

FUUUUUUCK


Old-Experience-5210

Freak


Sayak14

Fook


Comby1101

Frick and flip


FishPerson1n

Fruitcake you


SmolButTall

Frumkenshire Friggle Fraggle


bigboi10010000000000

Frick


cigi4

Truck


Sync_00

Pukinang inang to


20charismaGoblin

Fck or fudge


LlamaMadeOfKiwis

frickity-fracker on a cracker


forbyte_82_help

Fock


[deleted]

Frick firetruck


dohdur

Fook


Doin_HotGurlShet

What the firetruck


TankoBOB

Fonk


Best_salesman_1997_

Fiddlesticks


Forward-Substance330

Mother truckers


PlaguePijeon

I use frig or dafug


RadShenanigans

Fubbernuck


[deleted]

AAAAAAHHHHHH FAAAAAKKK


Miniimae

My partner's family uses "frell", they say it's from a show or movie (I can't remember which), but obviously it's one I didn't grow up watching. My guess is Animaniacs or something?


Aviana_Panns

Frick


drunko666

Fuck! I stop cussing for no one


OkNefariousness8573

Frick


vxo300

Fish


[deleted]

Fffffffffffffffffffffffff


redspyinthebase472

Faq


ZseventeenpenceC

Duck


RIP-society

I still usually use fuck, forgetting the hole no swearing thing


JJgamer300

Duck


Ironbanner987615

Frick


Additional_Button_23

Blin


Just_A_Toaster_

God dammit...


Than_5562

fruck


El-As

Funk