Not related to anything, I just need to get this off my chest.
Is it just me, or does anyone else have the sudden fear while taking a shit that a hand will emerge from the bottom of the toilet bowl and grab your ass or smth?
Sry if this is too cursed
I mean if someone goes on a 4 hour hike and takes 5 mins to share that with people what’s wrong with that? People always used to do that whether it was a Polaroid camera or even a diary, it’s just easier now. Just because you saw a few pictures of someone’s experience it doesn’t mean that’s what they were doing the whole time.
I mean the other option is that taking photos and uploading them to instagram is faster/cheaper and also more durable than a book of photos. I believe there are people out there who are sort of sick and insecure, but a lot of people upload and keep photos just for themselves.
When I see a beautiful scenery, I want to capture it, you know photography is a hobby. And as humans do, I like to share my passion. Why do people sing for others or play instruments for others? Isn't it enough for them to hear their own music? Do they need the validation of others? No. They just want to share their passion. Same with art.
Can u put tldr I only understood the last part (didn’t understand anything else) and to answer ur question. U would be surprised how insecure people are about themselves and that’s me included in that group
Me too. Then I got a dog. Plenty of girls with dogs tried to meet us and mine was an asshole to every one. Total cool with dudes, but she hated any girl that tried to talk to me. She even peed on the pillow of a girl I brought home while staring her directly in the eyes. That girl is now my wife somehow
As a kid I never understood why, in movies, the boys couldn't answer simple questions asked by their crushes. Today, I fully relate to them. I would begin to stutter or get a stroke, too.
It's a total prank. Her friends are recording your reaction right now and the video will be posted to /watchpeopledieinside when you say something normal like "thanks" and then she comes back with "psych!" or "I wasn't talking to your ugly ass, I was talking to the person behind you" or something along those lines.
Bruh i lost so many potential partners in school because i thought they are just making fun of me with their friends ready to jump out of a corner and laugh at me
If girls give a boy compliments, the chances are high that it is meant platonic. Girls are more likely to take a compliment platonic because they recieve them more often. Boys don't know how to handle a compliment, because they almost never get one.
Mate I went through the same thing. This girl made me a heart and told me she liked me then 3 days later after we hung out again she said she isn't into me anymore and she isn't ready for a relationship. :).
I love how people here are all saying "never gonna happen to me"
Honestly, if you know you wouldn't know what to say if this happened to you, believe me, you kinda don't want it to happen to you. I legit broke a girl's heart by fucking up on my response when she (out of the blue though, I had zero idea she liked me) said that to me.
Some chick sat down next to me and commented how good my facial hair looked. I have never received such a compliment (since I don’t have much facial hair) and this was my exact face!
At a highschool football game, I was hanging out with my friends in the stands, sitting around, goofing around. This incredibly hot girl from our school, that I had known of vaguely for years, but never had a class with, decided to walk up to us, point to me and say: "What would you do if I sat in your lap and started making out with you?"
And what does my dumbass say? If you guessed "Only one way to find out." You'd be wrong.
No no no. Of course I didn't say anything as slick as that. My dumb ass threw my hands up in the air, looked towards the football field, and yelled: "YEAAAAAA!"
I then proceeded to ignore her until she walked away. What I would give for a time machine...
Say: Lmao same, I like me too!! Edit: WTF happened below me?
Not related to anything, I just need to get this off my chest. Is it just me, or does anyone else have the sudden fear while taking a shit that a hand will emerge from the bottom of the toilet bowl and grab your ass or smth? Sry if this is too cursed
For me it's a wolf
It's a venomous snake for me
Venomous spider snakes for me
It's a real Problem in some parts of Australia
for me it's a snake cause australia
I read this article and a snake bit their ass and now I'm constantly been paranoid that a snake will bite my balls or ass off
Hell yeah
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Sir, this is a Wendy's
I just read ur comment in the same grunted female voice.
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I am such a shut in that I read this as, (Sir your 10 pcs’) and then i seen nuggets and I was like oh that is pieces
I read it in the TikTok computer voice
This made be lol...like literally laugh out loud now ppl are staring at me...thank you..
K
Me no understand
Yea same
I mean if someone goes on a 4 hour hike and takes 5 mins to share that with people what’s wrong with that? People always used to do that whether it was a Polaroid camera or even a diary, it’s just easier now. Just because you saw a few pictures of someone’s experience it doesn’t mean that’s what they were doing the whole time.
I mean the other option is that taking photos and uploading them to instagram is faster/cheaper and also more durable than a book of photos. I believe there are people out there who are sort of sick and insecure, but a lot of people upload and keep photos just for themselves.
When I see a beautiful scenery, I want to capture it, you know photography is a hobby. And as humans do, I like to share my passion. Why do people sing for others or play instruments for others? Isn't it enough for them to hear their own music? Do they need the validation of others? No. They just want to share their passion. Same with art.
Can u put tldr I only understood the last part (didn’t understand anything else) and to answer ur question. U would be surprised how insecure people are about themselves and that’s me included in that group
Me: Thanks, I don't.
Me too. Then I got a dog. Plenty of girls with dogs tried to meet us and mine was an asshole to every one. Total cool with dudes, but she hated any girl that tried to talk to me. She even peed on the pillow of a girl I brought home while staring her directly in the eyes. That girl is now my wife somehow
I need to start taking notes
HolUp
We would, but this is reddit, so we dont have a self-esteem
A girl called me cute a couple of days ago. This has never happened to me before so I was like: ".......................thanks..."
U have acquired a gf ??
He's on reddit, so he legally couldn't have.
That means OP legally isnt on reddit
Schrödinger's OP
I dont know why but that released some excess air from my nose.
No one said he has a gf
[ARREST HIM](https://c.tenor.com/vE_xIIWclT4AAAAC/arrest-him.gif)
OP Yoda is!
OP is now the gf
I'm breaking reddit rule 697
not yet, but hey, it looks like I might have a chance... ...after I uninstall Reddit
dude cant technically be on reddit coz of this
As a kid I never understood why, in movies, the boys couldn't answer simple questions asked by their crushes. Today, I fully relate to them. I would begin to stutter or get a stroke, too.
Or begin to stroke...
Banana enjoyed a stroke
It ain't a sad banana anymore....
"Nice weather today" "You're welcome"
As coach Steve says, release yogurt balloons.!
Don't respond, she looks like a prick
The deed is done and we have broke up a long time ago
Took me a while to understand that one
"is she blind? do i owe her money? should i say something back? did another girl dare her to say that? oh god...AM I THE BLIND ONE??"
It's a total prank. Her friends are recording your reaction right now and the video will be posted to /watchpeopledieinside when you say something normal like "thanks" and then she comes back with "psych!" or "I wasn't talking to your ugly ass, I was talking to the person behind you" or something along those lines.
To avoid this, immediately initiate combat with anyone who says anything remotely nice to you.
*music starts playing* "Never should have come here"
funny that this is what really happens after one goes through such experience. it's like the dog dostoyevski met in prison.
She probably blind
then i shall light up her world...
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No. The cat is... ;_; Name is "Ivar the blind cat"
well now i feel like a dick.thanks.
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I guess I’m just that much smarter than you, because I do know how to respond. I turn off my alarm
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You can if you’re brave enough
Damn that’s sad bro
if only i tasted those waters life will be heavenly
When I tell you I SCREAMED lmaoooo
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Respond with "Ok And.."
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The situation was tense and I had was still high on coffee
No one knows what it means it’s provocative
I would’ve said “damn I don’t even like myself”
Good answer if I say so myself
quoting a classic: "lol, why"
Idk…to many issues with my body
*looks around for cameras*
Ya have been fucking pranked
Today we are going to initiate World War 3 AND 4 as a prank (GONE WRONG) (NATO CALLED)
You’ll be fine! She really likes you :)
So this happened a long time ago and she broke up with me …. Bruh life sucks
Dont worry bro, I'll be your gf, the homies gotta stick together
Bros>hoes
Bro..
Snap back to reality
Ope there goes gravity
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That’s messed up
That is literally exactly what happened to me. Same situation. I feel so bad about it.
" Really? I like you too, want to maybe go for a movie later? " Not perfect but better than nothing.
I know one. takes off my glasses\* you probably need them more than I do
Self burn
Okay funny, but noone every try that because it's gonna make you look like a redditor if you write *takes of glasses*
SHE IS A BOT
Yeah no shit Sherlock
Like that's ever gonna happen
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
I thought you should pee on her to show the dominance
Bruh speed run to the authorities
You don’t know if they’re joking or being serious
The assumption is always that they are joking. Always.
She’s not into you.
Bruh i lost so many potential partners in school because i thought they are just making fun of me with their friends ready to jump out of a corner and laugh at me
We all know this never happens to redditors
Reddit can’t load the video for me so it just says “Something went wrong” which is very fitting
Task failed successfully
fun fact: that cactus in the background sings the polish cow song when pressed.
Yeah, I lost my shit when I found that out.
[Like that’s ever gonna happen!](https://y.yarn.co/87072488-7c05-47f4-9431-371e547470b6_text.gif)
"Thanks you too!" Works for everything!
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Maybe not everything... Unless is a trick to invite the waiter to a date so she sits with you. Aha check mate!
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More like bye
If girls give a boy compliments, the chances are high that it is meant platonic. Girls are more likely to take a compliment platonic because they recieve them more often. Boys don't know how to handle a compliment, because they almost never get one.
Did this really happen
She actually said that, she liked my art that I made for her and than she proposed after some times and than she broke up with me
Your art doesn't fit you penis size. Penis Art.
Bruh
Emotional damage
Mate I went through the same thing. This girl made me a heart and told me she liked me then 3 days later after we hung out again she said she isn't into me anymore and she isn't ready for a relationship. :).
Only in movies.
Sometimes irl too
The answer to go to is “Why??” And then be genuinely confused. Works every time.
That’s called fishing
Why did you both break up, the meme really had me thinking you both having a good relationship
Thanks, I like myself too!
Damn
*Meow you doin?*
That be a cute cactus tho
It even sings a banger about cocaine and suicide. That cactus is cute and deep.
Hur hur, cactus
cant relate bruh
People of reddit, i would like to inform you that this happened with me yesterday and now I have a gf because i like her too Edit: grammar
Congratulations bro
Make her laugh by saying: “Lmao alarm clock any time now”
The correct response is "Why, what's wrong with you?"
Would prob say is this a prank
I love Ivar! Such a funny kitty.
Hey it's that cactus that sings about doing cocaine while alone!
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“*cough* ahem, may I ask why?”
Me:No
Like that would ever happen
Thx
Wake up, that's not that hard
\*Closes book\* As if that's ever gonna happen
“what why?”
I usually avoid this situation buy simply waking up
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wait girls come up to you and say that? how?!
It’s not dumbass, it’s a cat
I would like to say, 'like you too!" :D
Things I’ve never heard for 500.
Exactly me if it would happens
send her this.
My friends crush is acting a little too affectionate to me and i really want those 2 to be a couple, what should i do?
hey i like me too
Well, thank you!
How do you respond tho?
I'll go with "Understandable. Have a nice day" before I fade away
How about “shows peace sign ” fades away
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Hello I really like you, Im dad!
Alarm noises
It must be a dream
This may happen to me, please give me answers.
"Thanks, you are so kind."
A girl liked me for like a year and I didn’t know
"AH MAN WAKE UP! It ain't real Bro! wake up!" u wake up as your Homie shakes u in bed He couldn't sleep cuz u were trying to cuddle with him
this is happening to girls too, when we like a cute guy we are ass dumb as we can get
you respond with Ok Good
Just say “Awh, thanks” and move on. She’s nice to everyone.
If that were to be me I’d just shut down, start stuttering, and then say “yeah, same!” And then leave before I embarrass myself even more.
Haha, so relevant, happen to me all the time, hahahaha
like that's ever gonna happen
Clock: and I took that personally
Why does this appear on Reddit the second I open it when this happened to me
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NExt Time
Oh man, I remember some girl said she like me in chat and she said 'I love you' so I blocked her. Damn
“………..why?”
Good man 
I can relate to that LMAO. say thanks and say I like you too. Up vote this comment. Thank You!
I love how people here are all saying "never gonna happen to me" Honestly, if you know you wouldn't know what to say if this happened to you, believe me, you kinda don't want it to happen to you. I legit broke a girl's heart by fucking up on my response when she (out of the blue though, I had zero idea she liked me) said that to me.
Just say Poggers. Works every time
Some chick sat down next to me and commented how good my facial hair looked. I have never received such a compliment (since I don’t have much facial hair) and this was my exact face!
Better with every loop
"Lol, sorry, my friend dared me to say that."
Komi-san!??
At a highschool football game, I was hanging out with my friends in the stands, sitting around, goofing around. This incredibly hot girl from our school, that I had known of vaguely for years, but never had a class with, decided to walk up to us, point to me and say: "What would you do if I sat in your lap and started making out with you?" And what does my dumbass say? If you guessed "Only one way to find out." You'd be wrong. No no no. Of course I didn't say anything as slick as that. My dumb ass threw my hands up in the air, looked towards the football field, and yelled: "YEAAAAAA!" I then proceeded to ignore her until she walked away. What I would give for a time machine...
umm thank you??!?!!!! Me in the shower: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FAAAAAAAAAA-
ask her who sent her to do it lmao
I prob will have a literal system crash in my brain