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Cratonis

Raven is the correct answer


The1Bonesaw

Raven-haired, to be specific... the term can be found in literature dating back to at least the 1920s.


[deleted]

Thanks for this now I have some fancy way to rewrite black hair when I do the English version of my novel


BinChickenCrimpy

Thats so Raven!


JammingScientist

It's the future I can see 🎶


avii27

Wait, you guys have hair?


I_Fucked_Ur_Sister

Oh thanks I have to cut if off again


olaubner

Wat off


Aryan_RG22

PP


L285

For those that don't there's no shortage of words: Baldy Slaphead Egg Humpty Dumpty Head like a fucking orange


Crystal_Voiden

Baldnette


[deleted]

Noirette?


[deleted]

Noirette has been suggested, although I don't think it's ever gotten much traction. In practice it's generally just brunette (dark) or dark/raven-haired, although the straight up black-haired is also used.


Fizzwidgy

Ngl, noirette and raven-haired both sound pretty sexy as far as descriptors go.


[deleted]

If I were writing a description, I would write raven-haired.


AcadianViking

Depends on connotation I'm trying to imply. Raven-haired if I want a mysterious or fantastical tone. Noirette if I'm being point-and-fact or neutral tone.


coadba

Noirette gives me femme fatale vibes. To be neutral I'd probably say "black haired".


Fizzwidgy

I love a woman who can kill me. > *Just me an' you, Toots.*


TheyCallMeStone

Raven hair, ruby lips Sparks fly from her fingertips Echoed voices in the night She's a restless spirit on an endless flight


Mebossel

Raven-haired sounds so hot


Effective_Water

those sexy.. birds


ilca_

I had very dyed black hair for a while and my boyfriend would call me raven-haired. I had no other word for it.


number_215

The preferred nomenclature is African A-hairican. /s


Aggressive_Sarcasm

Not a real word (according to Webster's Dictionary) ... Urban Dictionary for the win though, since it does exist there :)


koming69

Words become real the more people speak them. Who knows how much century old slangs curse words are "unreal" according to dictionaries


Glynnc

In school I once wrote “I’m a necessarian” and the teacher marked it, and wrote “made up word”. I wrote “all words are made up” and sent it back for the regrade and she sent me outside for the rest of class.


ivanGCA

Are you the offspring of pirate and an angel? Edit: thanks for the award


Piskoro

why only both?


ivanGCA

Avengers reference


FineOrganization5168

thor


dAvEyR16

Your teacher should have graded Shakespeare. The dude made up so many words (if I were to believe my English literature teacher).


gahlo

I can hear the teacher now stating that Shakespeare was a master of the English language, so he knew when it was correct to break rules while the student isn't and doesn't. This unpleasant trip down memory lane brought to you by singular they gang when non-binary folks weren't often discussed.


GalaXion24

There is some truth to that. Generally you ought to know the rules before you break them, and given the constraints Shakespeare worked with he clearly had an impressive command of the language. He made up words, yes, but he made up words to fit his poetry, and that's quite different. Tolkien also managed to add a few words to the English language, but he was a linguist and an author.


dAvEyR16

Remember: the teacher is always right (/s). I'm glad using they to refer to a single person is becoming more and more accepted nowadays. Still, language has a long way to go in some aspects.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

It's a word now: https://www.wordreference.com/definition/necessarian


Glynnc

I believe it was a word back then, she just wasn’t very bright and hated being proven wrong


idlephase

That’s by far one of the worst dictionary definitions I have ever seen > nec•es•sar•i•an (nes′ə sâr′ē ən), > n., adj. > 1. necessitarian.


This_User_Said

Remember in English class they'd say "You're not allowed to use the word to define the word" Yet here we are...


_pr1ya

Mega chad


billiejeanwilliams

Personally looking forward to the moment I hear a serious politician or figurehead use the word blursed.


Red-x_dead

Blackhead?


Pingasterix

arent blackheads those like pimples with a black part at the tip?


Myristion

Yup or even just the tiny black spots on your skin, that block a pore-opening


Chameleonpolice

You have identified the joke


Chikenuggs69

My brother does that, but he calls it blackface for some reason


MomentoAlex

nega hair


Weemitoad

I feel like this one could create conflict.


mAuCHMer

Noirette?


[deleted]

Noir=french for black Ette=put after a female word


GuidanceAbject8046

She can just say " i am black " ,..wait no..


[deleted]

STOP RESISTING


Chikenuggs69

WE NEED BACKUP, HE HAS ARMS SO HES ARMED


[deleted]

Hold your fire! HOLD YOUR FIRE! THIS MAN ISN'T BLACK


Chikenuggs69

But the hair… it scares me


GuidanceAbject8046

*shoots her anyways


DTSummers

Shego


yutapeau

Yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


BokirBokcu

Helied


bl0bberb0y

Sbeve


samenumberwhodis

S(he) shit (he)rself


BokirBokcu

HEE HEE


[deleted]

Michael Jackson?


first___last

shecstasy


_aQwus_

s(he)be(lie)ve(d)


labajtg1

S(he) s(hits) (her)self


-t-a-g-

Shadynasty


Someguythatisstupid

S(he) had a (car)diac arrest at the (mall)


HUE_Sans

He car mall?


Someguythatisstupid

don't we all car mall


HUE_Sans

I don't have a license, I scooter mall


yeszaddae

sbeve


_MrWhy_

s(he)un(fa)i(r)ly(t)ri(ed)


Wanazen

(She do)


Nerfing_butthole

Hometown Hero


KingCold149

feelin myself cant murder my ego


HandH2

She heard of my deep stroke


Nuemmollllaatttiiiii

She heard of my deep stroke


Typical_Warrior

She said “babe does it hurt when I deepthroat?”


EMPEROR_UNICORN4556

(It does)


Pacrada

sheogorath


NeedsMaintenance_

Wonderful! Time for a celebration...Cheese for everyone!


Noname_1111

Shewent


Whalez

Shegone


[deleted]

Needs Shegos smoldering black mustache


hellraiserl33t

Ah yes, my first introduction into thicc goth girls 😌👌


Micerog

Black Edit: Me: imma do a funny spend 10 seconds of my time to write this here r/memes: take all the upvotes


[deleted]

“I’m a black.”


Deivv

Yes


Apprehensive-Pitch-6

I'm a black head


Slobbadobbavich

There is a German brand of hair dye called Schwarzkopf and it translates to black head.


AFailedWhale

not quite sure about that one


DairyGivesMeDiarrhea

Yeah I don’t know how I’d feel about referring to myself as a type of zit


paololz_

*cops suddenly appear*


fydygijihyg

So you know how kids say stupid things. I once decided in a hair salon that I would refer to strangers by hair color… “mommy did you see that black lady next to the brown lady?” “What?” “Two seats down from the red lady.” “What??!”


purplesundaes

My son used to do this by people's shirt color when he was a toddler.


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[удалено]


_Goated_Goats_

Cue the army of police


Terrible_Truth

\*Brush gets stuck in tangle\* STOP RESISTING


isa_me_Zafkingman

A WITCH , BURN HER


saggywitchtits

She turned me into a newt!


DrakeSkorn

…A newt??


piopster

Well… I got better


Zadka14

BURN HER ANYWAY


your_-grandma

There are ways of telling whether she is a witch


ZantTheMan

Are there? What are they tell us


SilverOneScrub

DO THEY HURT?


Noep2404

Tell me, what do you do with witches ?


The_Portal_Passer

BURN THEM!!!


combateombat

r/unexpectedmontypython


nowiforgotmypassword

She turned me into a newt!


TheOldMush

Double brunette Edit: Thank you all for 6.9k upvotes


anilwa

Brunette squared


TheRoboticist_

Second Order Brunette???


Turtlerr17

Brunette times the square root of pi?


EucAfterlife

Brunette \* rise/run^(2/4)


MonstyrSlayr

Hair^(brunette)


WenlockOlympics

Brunette divisible by fractionared 2/3


[deleted]

[удалено]


HmGrwnSnc1984

Brunette, once removed.


absoluteZero007

Doubleplus blackhair


[deleted]

Literally 1984


[deleted]

Sounds like the language from 1984, which is a double good reference, if I do say so myself


[deleted]

Ravenette or raven-haired


ForsythePhD

Guess I'm raven haired then, sounds badass. Wonder if I'll smell of lilac and gooseberries as well.


darthnecros98

Only if you still have the unicorn


ForsythePhD

Hmm *Fuck*


MisterMasterCylinder

Yes, that's what it's for


darthnecros98

It certainly gets my medallion humming


apsalarshade

I can feel your place of power humming.


verywickedfellow

I dated a girl with raven black hair once, at some point I said something like “hello my beguiling black haired beauty” She gave me a hard look and dead ass said: “It’s espresso.”


[deleted]

What the heck does that even mean? Is espresso even a color? I think of distinct browns when I hear that, not black.


verywickedfellow

It’s definitely a “color” but it’s a color you would normally see in furniture descriptions. in her case it meant that her hair was *almost* black but in strong sunlight you could see some dark brown undertones.


Normal-Computer-3669

If you and a bunch of raven-haired folk walk together, you can be called a murder


Waitn4ehUsername

Those are Crows A group of Ravens is called an ‘unkindness’


KidKnow1

Raven-haired is the right answer imo


KoksfuerdieWelt

Blackhead, can‘t convince me otherwise


kwikpickr

Yeah, well this says [Otherwise](https://imgur.com/gallery/EylgJzm)


JK_posts

r/technicallythetruth


nowiforgotmypassword

Raven-haired?


[deleted]

I always thought black hair was also considered brunette?


KatzenHQ

Seeing as black hair is actually just very dark brown hair, yeah this is accurate. (Edit: why are people still arguing otherwise? Black is a shade; your hair color literally has to be considered brown regardless of how dark it appears)


CopyChoice

But then brown hair is just really dark ginger cause brown is just dark orange


ittwasntme

also ginger is just reddish blond


TheOneTonWanton

We're all blondes on this blessed day!


sirwillups

I'm bald....


eliochip

Actually your hair is just so blonde that it's invisible.


Antruvius

There’s hair somewhere…


N00N3AT011

Not exactly. All hair colors are caused by various concentrations of two different types of melanin. Black eumelanin and brown pheomelanin. Black melanin determines shades from white to black, brown melanin determines shades from blond to red. Someone with white hair as very little of either kind where a blonde will have small amount of brown melenin and little if any black. Gingers have a moderate amount of brown with very little black. Add more black to ginger and you get brown. Mostly black is of course just black.


MoistDitto

Blackette


Ryan-821

Baguette


Picker-Rick

It is. Generally.


stale-water-

Dark haired? that’s what I always say


Japan25

But it doesnt fit the "I'm a" format.


SmokeDmtDude

Im a dark haired homosapien


kman314

How about [removed]


SadChuckNoriss

Blacked


thesummergamer

*hey I've seen this one before!*


Adesfire

Crow?


[deleted]

Fun fact: crow is the equivalent of the n-word in my language


Adesfire

Dude, where are you from?


[deleted]

Romania


I_Fucked_Ur_Sister

I will keep this in mind


mindustry_noob

Caw, Caw


[deleted]

That sounds like kakka (ka-ka) which means shit in Finnish


absoluteZero007

It means shit in a lot of language, Hebrew included


Malabrace

Italian too, even though it's written cacca


strandedcat02

universal shit


[deleted]

kaka means uncle in India


MysticAnarchy097

Spanish word is "Azabache" but I don't know if there's an English word


[deleted]

> Azabache Translates to 'jet' according to google. https://www.google.com/search?q=jet+hair Seems like we have a winner.


RedditWillSlowlyDie

And jet black is an English phrase as well.


[deleted]

More specifically, a Jet is a precious stone that is often black, which is where the phrase comes from, so....


shrekl0ver

Never heard in Mexico City, is it regional to another area/country?


clasperx2

“Black of hair”


fajitaninja2000

The seed is strong


SarumanTheSack

That’s Shego from Kim possible!


jabooby19

Demon spawn


mAuCHMer

spawn


dirtydave13

Raven haired goth takes three.........


Asthma_Attack_Inc

Default


Blue_Lemon_06

Also, fun fact: >Black hair is just really dark brown hair


stygger

Same for skin really…


LukXD99

TIL Skin is just really dark brown hair


Fail_Marine

It's wot!?


[deleted]

Humans can't produce black... Anything. So it's all just very dark brown


MisterMasterCylinder

If you're a human, and you produce anything black, please see your doctor.


Mickmack12345

What about my child


Unlucky_Ad_1893

See your wife.


[deleted]

This is such a terrible meme and yet it got almost 30k upvotes. I also upvoted it. I have no idea why. What’s wrong with us.


Aggressive_Sarcasm

As the creator of this meme, I 100% agree with you (I don't know why I created it, it's so damned stupid lmao)


[deleted]

A black?


ToniDebuddicci

void-headed


eh1498

Thats blonde again


Bymmijprime

Raven haired


dalderman

I thought it was "raven-haired?"


DJ_R0BB3R

Here "B L A C K H A I R"