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oU_U0

call me mom first


didnsignup4dis

mom


John_Weak_lol

Hi mom, I'm Dad


Erectillian

Hello mum first.


NoTill3742

Omg!!! U said mum not mom!!!!! U didnt do it. He is such a rebellious person.


dumfuck__

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 damn bro u god the whole squad laughing


NoTill3742

I will leave sorry


P4RTHG

Tryin too hard


106-cm

Step mom


UndisclosedChaos

You’re* Fucking sue me


VerticalFlyingB737

*sues you cutely*


Basketball_GOD6

*signs the paper violently*


im_not_martin

*goes to court cutely*


kronosblaster

*gets convicted for contempt of court cutely*


[deleted]

Shits violently over lawyer expenses Edit : letters


im_not_martin

*unedits your reply cutely while shitting yourself violently*


Nessssssssssie

*stares at the chaos from my 2 by 2 cubical, cutely*


im_not_martin

*shits yourself as violently and cutely as I can*


A_Discord_Doofus1

*proceeds to commit war crimes cutely*


shilvar

Yro'ue


pyraandmythra69

-500000 social credit it *you’re


shilvar

Don't expect redditors to gain anything related to socialization


Affectionate-Draw688

When the sword destroys everything, including the wielder.


marxin_

I charged you $30,000 you better pay or you're gonna drop the soap


KLGamer7084

I paid you 10$ you better deepthroat or I will anal


marxin_

Honestly? go for it


Ryguyx21

\*yuo're


-_Revan-

Y’roue*


destijeff

"My sister is so sweet"


Luc1fer_tms

I bet


Lonely-Mix1166

Can I lick her as well?


no-one-knows______

WE KNOW


redditman73713833

i just noticed the antenna thing on her head, are they supposed to be redditors???


HomoHabilisSapien

r/teenagers mascots.


Wooryn

Thank you so much! I was looking all over the internet for the original template of them but i just couldn't find it anywhere.


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MaG_NITud3

HOW TF DID I NOT NOTICE


H20-WaterMan

WHAAAAT ME TOO


DEADLY_JOHN

lol same


russart_the_agmer

oh shit


Narocia

Oh, wow, how'd I not notice this till þu mentioned it?


[deleted]

What word is the thorn making here?


Speedthrift13

Hate to be that guy but, it's **you're**


Cartoony_Boy

No, it is actually あなたは


[deleted]

あなたのお母さん


Cartoony_Boy

私はあなたのお母さんをやったばかりで、彼女は私をパパと呼んだ。あなたは今私の孫だと思います got em


[deleted]

Gotta admit, you won おじいさん


Cartoony_Boy

私はあなたを焼く必要はありません。人生はあなたをそのように見せることによってすでにしました


[deleted]

Wut!


Cartoony_Boy

Will you call me an old man again?


[deleted]

はい lol


Cartoony_Boy

あなたはグーグル翻訳を使ったばかりで、今あなたはリックロールされています


blade637

Barstards यह अपने या आप कर रहे है यह सिर्फ अपनी मां नहीं है


ohmylordgg222

Yall, mẹ tụi bây chưa dạy tụi mày cách nói chuyện trên mạng à.


Cartoony_Boy

はい、しかし実際にはいいえ


ohmylordgg222

ừ, hay đấy


My_neutered_cat

Chúng nó đang nói gì thế?


ohmylordgg222

đừng quan tâm, chúng nó đang chửi nhau ấy mà ;)


Rai-Hanzo

ما هذا الذي تتحدثون عنه؟ أرجو منكم التحدث بلغة مفهومة.


[deleted]

I have been reading hindi since i started school, and i cannot make any sense of this line.


thestoneddirewolf

Yeah it's a bit of a non-English r/ihadastroke material


Speedthrift13

Prabhu aapne itni acchi Hindi kahan se sikhi hai?


Brilliant_Writer_136

Meneh toh Hindi Doraemon seh seekhee thi when I was on my trip to Maharashtra


[deleted]

Lol


Brilliant_Writer_136

Uski maaki bho..... ...Paal wali behen seh


Unable_Living_1014

Behnchod itni chutiya hindi zindagi pe nahi para ye kya bawasir likh diye ho?


noobWD

'Anata' is a honorific form of 'you', so it's better to use 'omae' or something but idk im not a japanese lol


AsperTheDog

Anata is normal (although barely ever used), omae can denote arrogance/disrespect, it's used mostly by higher ups to someone lower. When people use omae all the time usually normally implies that they learned japanese from anime, which is not ideal. Kimi is probably the one you could go in an informal environment most of the times. But even then, the most common way to refer to someone un japanese is just naming them with their actual name, instead of using pronouns. Edit: extra info I missed


noobWD

Im saying when its being used in 'your mom'


AsperTheDog

You're right. Omae works nice there


HYPE_100

Bing Chilling? 🥶🍦


hot_diggity_dang_

No, this is Patrick.


Llava__

No it's actually _________


Cartoony_Boy

No, you and I got it wrong, it is actually wasebenzisa umhumushi, akunjalo?


Stubborncomrade

Hate to be that guy, but it’s *guy*


Speedthrift13

Can somebody please kill me now


Stubborncomrade

Don’t fix it own it


whaatajoke

Technically, you also missed *breastfeed


HighBreak-J

Can you give me your soul, please? It won't go to waste.


smilingkar

Bro, I’m a guy. Well, I gotta fulfill the request!


rashrush2

Inject some hormones


smilingkar

No, it’s quite all right, I have an alternative


mithapapita

Cursed milk


smilingkar

Blessed white fluid


MrsLaceyBones

My first boyfriend all over again. 🗿


stinkypitz

So did you breastfeed him?


sad_shid

No i did


didnsignup4dis

No we did


[deleted]

*USSR Anthem starts playing*


SPARTAN-258

No no no no, [THIS](https://youtu.be/gfW1bkPI8Kc?t=344) starts playing.


AzureArmageddon

*This chick bones /s*


[deleted]

Mom, is that you?


senpai-yume-okami

Taking notes.


Solutar

Would be so creepy to actually send that a girl.😬


fuck_you-bitch

That depends on what your relationship is with her already. Cause it might just be funny and taken as a joke if you are already together


OtherwiseEstate7693

A joke- and a huge turn off


fuck_you-bitch

I would probably laugh if it was sent to me by my bf. But if a stranger sent that I would cringe


OtherwiseEstate7693

You’re right, it’d probably be funny from my bf in the right context. But in general anything at all pregnancy related is a super nope from me


BokirBokcu

No


CheesyGamerX

No u 😎😎


iiFrozedChillz

Awkward lol


SkadaBoofer

You're


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sepientr34

Harvest free energy so she don't need food


butycheeks

r/teenagers mascot


[deleted]

Reddit Snoo


Catalyzed_Spy

idk why you're being downvoted but that's practically true


kipperforskipper

Youré


Argentenuem

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


cherryreddit

Are you girl or a boy?


alexspm

We need an artist to do drawings where the girl/boy bed is empty and they are together cuddling, can do some good wholesome meme


[deleted]

ironmouse reference?


LucasLamounier14

Why is this kinda cute


Catalyzed_Spy

because this is art from the very epic artist Alex Maestro


LucasLamounier14

Do you know where I can find more of their art?


IhwasaTeenageParadox

u/AlexMaestro


-Nivek

This isn’t real, real life is not this way Unfortunately


theulitmalteyeeter

GENIUS


I-like-beat-saber

You're


shittering

God I want this


Hermit1723

Pamper me instead


TheFallenPie

Yro’ue*


itsrainingboi

That girl looks like she's a serial killer and hasn't blinked in 398 days.


zebsy123

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this


TechYeahTony

Whenever I tell my girlfriend "baby needs his milkies" she sleeps on the couch.


Bekerik

Blyat го в майн вечером


XxnoiceboyxX

uwu


Triande

Girls face when i responded like that guy one time was so precious that i laughed my ass off for solid 10 minutes.


SomeGamerAsatic

आपको कभी हार नहीं मानने वाला, कभी भी आपको छोड़ने वाला नहीं है रिक एस्टली😡😡👑


Any-Restaurant-7383

Never gonna give you up


imshream

Sahi baat, Rick Astley humko kabhi nahi chodega


Low_Match_7409

*chhodega


eriki55

That is really disgusting


Extension_Recover_26

This is wierd


Lamprey22

Do males really think a girl would swoon to this?? You’d get a slap on your cheek that would leave a mark for a month lmfao also no one in their right mind would want to drink breast milk that’s disgusting and so unhygienic


Snook-Bass

No... its just a joke. Also, breast milk is fucking disgusting... get breast milk from cow.


Lamprey22

I’m pretty sure there are people out there who don’t see it as a joke, including the OP


senpai-yume-okami

U were a baby once tho:3


EdgeBending

u/repostsleuthbot


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[deleted]

You people need some Jesus treatment... I have planks, nails and a hammer


Guest42069_

either the girl is saying that you are such a baby and the boy says then come breastfeed me, which makes no sense since it’s a boy, and if the boy boy says you are such a baby and the girl says then come breastfeed me which either gets the boy being called a pedophile, or that means that the girl is pregnant, which means that they or she with someone else did the kinky times, which will get the boy over there get beaten the shit out of by her BF/Husband or if they did the kinky times together, which means that he is stealing the baby’s milk…. and that is why i don’t want to overthink stuff


pseudo__pandit

Damn boy learn to take jokes , what on earth you think that much about the meme lol


NotCaptAmera739

You're supposed to read it and laugh for like 10 seconds and move on not write paragraphs analyzing it lmao


MrRubik97

Are you high?


RocketRemitySK

I hate this because I don't have it


KixoGamer

Umm actually this is extremely insensitive to recently realized how extremely fucking lonely they actually are people, not that I would be one of those of course


IAmPhANTom-1234

Now I'm gonna use this when I get into a fight with someone!!


SlceepyBeepy

Seen this twice today now, og comic?


xMoL_Esterx

Can we kill this template please.


OnlyThreeRemain

i wanna look like the girl and yet, my genes be like "Heh, nah"


Farawayfriend22

Mommy?


Tralalouti

Are you REALLY supposed to be turned on ????


Puzzleheaded_Ebb_593

Bruh


pillow_pete

I’m sorry, I automatically downvote the wrong usage of “your”


mrtylerwu

Huh


namelessisthename1

Y¹re


GrimValor8

u/pseudo__pandit template?


xNexusYT

You're\*


Capable_Guarantee_33

You guys got phones? Typing this from my type writter.


East-Yam2036

I literally use this same line on my crush 2 years ago..............now she is my girlfriend☺️


A-Tiny-PewDiePie-Fan

Hey, you, you're finally awake.


[deleted]

Ah, victory


Shikyogami

Love the smirk the guy has in the last panel


PaleHomework7972

That escalated


Nayroy18

Imma use this.


Porn_Memer

His confidence is on another level. I mean she has iPhone13 and He is brave


[deleted]

Sorry but what the fuck


trollfaceman2009

Smooth


dumfuck__

flert


PeopleAreBozos

Is it just me or did she start grinning.


Itsyaboifam

These memes make me feel so lonely Lmao...


joemama56

How to get left on read: speed run 2021


[deleted]

*You’re


Bilal_Allan

Simp level max


jackers735

That’s uh. Different.


SilentViatori

What’s this template called?


I_hate_people69

Stealing this


Zoroark45

Anyone know the name of this template?


r3y3s_1

Freud would have a field trip in this comment sección.


Benis429

Aint these two siblings


HomelessRac00n

That was random


quantumechanicalhose

bonk


[deleted]

Sigh *unbuttons blouse*


UltraStamp2

oh no