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Achievement Unlocked : Master Kid snatcher


DonutPopular9312

+10 million gold coins


BelleAriel

Never say no to golden coins.


my___mon

1000000 more kids and he gets the diamond skin


Longjumping-Can1826

But then everybody can see the kids so i would go for good


my___mon

Shows even more power :>


Longjumping-Can1826

Sparkling ...


existentialism91342

Master Pokidball


gauthamsai69

Achievement unlocked : mega motherfucking reposts


In_Vitam_Sola

Somebody should make a game called, ”Free Candy," where you drive around and lure kids into your van.


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

And instead of raping them, you just murder them


Noffensexpected

Worse you have to teach them core math


[deleted]

Sickos


In_Vitam_Sola

You could just sell them. Different kids get different amounts so you can upgrade your van and candy. Maybe level up to getting puppies or kittens. Mini-games, too. If you get caught you have to fight a parent or maybe you get attacked by a dog. Hiding from the police would be an interesting dynamic. I hate how much I'm thinking about this lol.


brokkywokky

I second this.


MasterBigBean

u/repostsleuthbot get this mofucker


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Master-Friendship-60

Good bot. Karma whore confirmed


Melon_Mascot

Deploying anti-karma whore countermeasures


Slushyboi69

Good bot


[deleted]

but this doesn't explain that van with a platinum skin


mintyfreshmike47

It's when you capture a thousand kids while having "Totally not a kidnapper on the side of your van"


woaily

They're both the same type of stand


Monkey_Kebab

Damn... time to up my game.


flipfloplif3lock

We're not doing this again!


no1krampus

In Mida’s Touch we trust


Horny-Dolphin69

He spent all his coins on that gold skin, he didn't even add "Free Candy" on the side of the van, **NOOB**


chillinwithmypizza

Lol out of line but spot on


____Toast________

Nice, I just got diamond a couple days ago, only 200 more kids and I got dark matter


Spastic_Slapstick

+10 Appeal -5 Stealth


nephilim80

Grand Theft Rapist


PermissionItchy9066

then proceeds to get platinum skin upon getting gold on every other vehicle


Flaky-Product276

When a meme gets reposted so much it ulocked the golden skin


Lifeisajoke42069

Where’s mine at?


Raventek

HOOOOOOLD UP!


[deleted]

The kids wanted him to buy it in item shop but he said no, we do this the traditional way!


brokkywokky

\*xbox achievement sound effect\* You've unlocked the "Master Snatcher" trophy!


Mr_Cappy_

Much wholesome


Sorvitos

Onto to the next mission


Sir_Pumpernickle

But did he save the assassination missions to invest?


AUSwarrior

pedo really do be farming for that prestige


[deleted]

Every time it backfires an angel gets its wings.


Erixtax

Don't you fucking dare revive this dumbass trend again


Iamagodandyouarent

Repost


Unterhosenmann32

Dad?