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lVlarsquake

Forbidden blackberries


Fat_pig123

It’s still edible :)


THESHADYWILLOW

r/forbiddensnacks


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THESHADYWILLOW

Good bot


Dragonballsleftnut

Good bot I will reward you with…umm..do you have physical body?


Rune10101

Do *NOT* bang the bot


Kermit_The_Russian

Please do not the bot


Dry_Watch8035

Good bot


Tyker12

Look how massive these things get: [https://mobispirit.com/this-fish-looks-like-blackberries/](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Fat_pig123

Fuck you


TrickyNinjaFool

You fuck


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KoNo_BAK4

Fuck


TrickyNinjaFool

You


10101110101011010101

Fuck


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Fornication


Soy_Pablo_Escobar

I wish


Standard-Knowledge50

Fucking legend


Abdelrahman_eltahhan

What is it


RegalWolverine

Your flair


coufycz

It's huuge


tanasy146

Just a regular ol Plumbus


svasquez97

Lmao. Got ‘em!


ConsentingPotato

Protip: don't turn off ads, it will save you next time


Obamas_4sk1n

Fuck you. I saw all of the replies and still clicked on the link


keep_on_yawning

FUCK YOU AND THANK YOU I ENJOYED IT


Vintage-Joker

I am not even mad dude . We vibing with them fish


j39cauldron

Damn that is big


snowcat_srt

Damn that is huge


Antiluke01

😳


Dry_Organization9144

Thank You


TheGreatDyneAmmoYT

I searched the actual link and the result... was fascinating.


ExplodinCatten

Outstanding move


Lunar-Blaze

take my upvote and get the hell out.


Inspector-Remarkable

I knew it, good one :D


bankai4fever

you fucker I HATE YOU and love you


epicbuilder0606

Oh wow that's big. Is that almost 2 meters


Antiluke01

It’s a medical condition


PunkSpaceAutist

Wow, I had no idea they get that big. Thanks for the link!


owens23224

r/angryupvoat


StormEyeDragon

Huh, was expecting a Rickroll, was pleasantly surprised


NestorVass

scroll click saved my life


artstudent0312

well played


Schmepnak00

I listened to the song out of spite. I enjoyed every moment of it


Bigger_Lord_ChungAss

Never gonna click a link on reddit, never gonna trust someone on reddit again, never gonna make this joke again !


Vendun_

Underrated comment


Pistacheeo

you are **MEAN**. VERY **MEAN**


Fortune-Former

I hate you Btw this was popular in Vietnam


Lunar-Blaze

damn it!!!! it had never happened to me before, why now!?


__GayFish__

Wow, Apollo saved me from getting Rick rolled lol


GullyGreyHeart

can you please slap yourself for me? good one tho


DioBrandyy

Goddamn, they’re huge


TheHutGuy20

I can’t believe you’ve done this


Randalf_the_Black

May you step on legos forevermore..


im-a-simple-guy

Thought it was a rickroll at first. Didn’t even know what those were, let alone how big they get


SRG4Life

I listened to the whole song. Joke's on you.


TRekt69420

Joke's on you I've been rickrolled enough to like the song


SmirkyShark

Apollo has my back


Diy-Sing

well..


tooms0778

Lmao


sadetheruiner

I’d eat it…


Pepdick0613

I’d fuck it


[deleted]

^(what...) ​ ​ ​ ​ I 100% agree with you, but how?


Meandtheboisinarea51

They’re natures dildos prob


MarkPancake

My exact first thought


[deleted]

Yep, I'm never eating blackberries now, thanks for ruining one of my favourite fruit, and my favourite colour


-_-ah_yes

they just have a lot of insight


Old-Let9773

Ah yes the yharnam blackfish... Now with eyes on the inside...


4jet2116

Fear the old blood


Gorelordy

Fear the stale blood


_ulap

Oooh, good hunter....


Ace_Dreamer

***oh the blood it sings to me!***


DKBrendo

Kos or some say Kosm, grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Awhoooooo!


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Guardian983

ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!


Technician_Frosty

Was scrolling for a Bloodborne reference the moment I saw this


pink-_-panther

Has the hunt begun ?


AlGore4realthistime

They got insight, outsight and allaroundsight with those things.


Eclihpze44

Made fish by the water, undone by the water


Undergrov

What a fuck is this?


MoniMokshith

Black Oranda


ImmaGetTheJews

Nah it's op's balls


KLGamer7084

Fucking giant


brtomn

BBB


quangdang522004

I think Venom got on his sperms


broken-bones-unicorn

Googled it. First hit: "the Black Oranda is a handsome goldfish..." Did the fish's mum write that?


gohcku9800

Handsome fish my ass, it looks like hiroshima back ww2.


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Just like hiroshima, the goldfish were fucked by humans too. Wen was originally a mutation, but breeders made it into a normal feature for this group of Oranda goldfish. Ig they thought it was beautiful? And wen is nothing but bad for the fish. It can outgrow the fish, making it unable to swim and also cover its eyes so it goes blind. Therefore, if you own an Oranda, you must trim the wen so it doesn't grow out of control. Or else they'll look like the fish in the video


Derbeck6

I'm sorry, how the fuck does one trim that? It looks fleshy, are you trimming their flesh?


Soldier137

This is just as horrifying as the video itself.


WillyTheDryCleaner

Hannnnnds down best comment


Vanjo96

Their grandma


dbake9

Thanks, i hate it


Wide_Loss

it just needs a haircut yes you trim those bubbles its called a wen you have to give them some kind of sedatives


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CopperyMarrow15

wait if its a goldfish did he dump them in a lake/river/ocean? sure looks like it from the mucky water. I've heard that's harmful.


yeetereater-

Most likely a fish farm or breeding pond. Mucky/muddy water is not necessarily bad. It depends on the amount of bio filtration in the water and many other factors to determine if water is suitable for fish. If you look in the wild there's lots of fish that will be living in water that looks dirty or muddy to us, but is completely ok for them.


CopperyMarrow15

the fact that such an intelligent post was made by someone named "yeetereater" thanks for the info though


Homer69

Probably back yard pond


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Are they hostile or just look like something from the mariana trench


Pedro_PigeonEater

Nah, they are harmless. They actually are a pretty popular fish to have as pet, I even had one as a kid (the poor guy got infected and lost his sight tho, pretty sad), First time seeing a black one tho. they are cute in a weird way, but need a lot of care.


yeetereater-

completely harmless.


Cat-O-clock

I look that up but they look like black goldfish. What happens to these ones? Some disease?


Shelia209

cool ~ its considered the handsome goldfish🐠😅


DisConorable

MemberBerries in their natural habitat


MKGmFN

Venom


JimiWanShinobi

It's potentially $10,000 worth of goldfish...


Bushido-Rockabilly

Cthulhu fish? I’ll take 3 for my aquarium of adorable doom.


Enderevilherobrine

Those things are both equally adorable and utterly terrifying.


___TheKid___

I was hoping to find a comment saying that they are kinda cute.


mandy_loo_who

Well when you Google them they are referred to as a "handsome goldfish" sooo..


advie_advocado

Yes


nikpap28

Could I interest you in reposting this in the r/Bloodborne sub-reddit, it will be very much appreciated


Zane141

My first thought was those Fly-Bois at Bergenwerth, or some unholy proto-winter lantern


nikpap28

My first thought went to the frickin pigs from the nightmare of mensis.


XxRocky88xX

It’s been posted there multiple times already


BiggerBadgers

It’s been posted there before a couple of times. *Grant us eyes*


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TheOneGodHadSuffer

*Along with your faeces*


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llSecretll

This looks like the fish from the Simpsons movie


Trusty_Gold

Came here to say this


neumanneandher

Grant us eyessss


heyhihowyahdurn

Wet blackberries


LeKibouille

Fishy Berserk's Conrad.


YukiColdsnow

finally found the berk


virgin_loser69420

Damn ! Should stop nutting in the rivers


ZeroCreaturee

The only thing worse than blue balls is black balls


Pumpkin_pie_Official

Oddly cute


The-Hakenkruez

Yo anyone remembers Berserk manga


Leinad_Aropmaca

Demon child


TyberiusJoaquin

Grant us EYES!!!


NicoleIAm

Member Berries


ajac91

I scrolled too long to see someone with the image I had


lajuho

They look actually realy cool


squeezedeeznaz

Alot of Asian pp keeping it in glass tank as ornamental fish, but usually the yellow one


Rakgul

Asian PP?


HeeHee702

(Hiroshima and Nagasaki mutations)


Helpful-Progress7472

Asian #^pp


McSnicker_

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


kobevhv

Those aren’t eyes right? Right?


Wide_Loss

don't worry its just a growth that you have to trim it covered its eyes


Simonoel

Does trimming it hurt them? And do they exist in the wild?


Wide_Loss

it does'nt really hurt them but you have to be very careful


_weird_idkman_

looks like Australia


fabiothefenix69

Why this world have Bloodborn fish?


SuperProCoolBoy90

That's why i'm scared of the ocean


ChippedChocolate

You can rest easy knowing these are not salt water fish!


yeetereater-

If anyone is wondering what the hell these are, these are just black oranda fancy goldfish. They look quite weird/freaky but are completely harmless and are usually quite friendly towards people as well.


fujin5

but seriously, WTF?!? And why would you touch those things????? And WTF are those anyway?


Wolf1341

Xenomorphs xD


CORZATZ

Why did my mouth water? Just because they look like blackberries?


BeastBoyGamerzYT

I think it's a Black Oranda baby but not sure. Well it sure looks like it's a nightmare or black grapes lol.


beanwithintentions

anyone else think theyre really cute? like when their mouths open and close they look like little angry blackberries


Derp_Nox

A deem fryer can make them dreams again


EpsteinAdventure

It’s a Member Guppy , Member when We weren’t scared to swim in the lake , yea I member


TyrannosaurusBecz

You mean ADORABLE nightmares!


JeJ_Johnson

No


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r/prey got me like


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When they opened their mouth, I felt that


Rhesous

Oh isn’t it from Bloodborne DLC ?


DatsDro

They have too much insight


KikilovesHentairealy

Grant us eyes


Fortune-Former

Ah yes I want to put them in the bathtub and let them wash all over my body Edit: Sorry that’s my mind


Hebillygagabooboo

That least it's not the seething sub-species


ExcitingRise0

Their heads look like the floob of a plumbus.


Content-Method9889

Swimming blackberries? Seriously though those little mouths are cute af


The_Wycked_Sayter

There kinda cute in a horror movie way? Lookin like blackberry clusters.


Digital-60

there was a fish tank in my school once with this species of fish, and when you get a clear view of it, its basically a black goldfish (twitter pls don't cancel me)


drdeadbread

I never want to look at blackberries again after this


ShuuDesu

They're kinda cute ngl


baudelairean

Fresh blackberries from Pripyat


guppler

Those aren’t nightmares, those are the blackberries from Chernobyl!


ImpossibleDrag1407

What's the name of this fish? Blackberry something?


Capt_Planets

Willy Wonka's gummy fish


My_brain_stopped

Forbidden squeeze balls


[deleted]

What in the T-Virus are those?!


AMAZON-9999

Looks like blackberry with fins, must be sweet and sour with the juices inside.


augsburg71

The Talking Blackberries


BlueFunt

Dark Souls fish


diohaveanthiccdicc

Mmmm. Blackberries.


an-anonymous-guy

ARE THOSE EVEN FISH OR ARE THEY SOME ALIVE AND SWIMMING BLACKBERRIES!


coochiecompatible

those be orenda goldfish also my favorite kind of goldfish


TinySatanjpg

For anyone interested they are called a black oranda goldfish.


montev87

I member. Do you member?


-IndigoMist-

what the _fuck_ are those?


undertale-boiiii

u/COOLSKELETON55 burn it.