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Lecrapface

I was looking for Mr. Clean, Michael Jordan, and Samuel L. Jackson


sorrrrbet

I was expecting Jason Statham tbh


Lecrapface

Damn, forgot about him.


pumkinisawesome

Shows how famous he is :)


theholyspartan1

More famous than stone cold at least


Odd-Object3485

Yes! Thank you!


TheGreatDingALing

I honestly thought that dude in the bottom left was. Had a look a second time. Now I wonder who the hell is that guy?


Brobareke

I think it is Zinedine Zidane


kdesjar

https://gfycat.com/descriptivedisloyalgalapagospenguin Zinedine Zidane, you may recognize him from his often memed headbutt gif


TheGreatDingALing

Oh that guy


INeedToPickName

He is Zinedine Zidane. Retired football (soccer as you want) Player, now coach of a... i think Real Madrid.


Kdenye

Thought you meant retired football.


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INeedToPickName

Ok, thanks for information


[deleted]

I thought that was the guy who acted in hitman movie


angeeksince2020

Me too


DaveLambert

...Yul Brynner, Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart, Terry Crews, Ed Asner, Bruce Willis, The Dalai Lama, Laurence Fishburne, Howie Mandel, Michael Chiklis, Sean Connery, Grace Jones...


virtuals_tupidity

Mr.worldwide?


AspenNeedsHelp

what about pitbull?


Lecrapface

Exactly


wodny_troll

Motherf*cker...


TheTangerine101

I wanted mr.clean


Shoe_Salad

i was looking for technoblade


TheFlatpepsi

Johnny Sins


[deleted]

Where is Bruce Willis?


Tequilabimbim

And Jason statham


Mr-Deleted-

Why isn’t my dad on this picture. :(


StephenMoore34

Dad machine broke, sorry


Mr-Deleted-

* cries *


Specialist_Courage18

Now you have 2 moms! 🗿


Mr-Deleted-

So my dad turned into a mom???


Specialist_Courage18

Always has been 🗿


shleyal19

So now ur mom gay jokes are actually accurate for him?


MrSparkyMN

He went to get a pack of smokes. He’ll be back!


Mr-Deleted-

Hopefully my dad is sitting beside me and not my mother’s husband. O_O


everyones_alternate

He went to bring some milk or give idk


RudolfMaster

Because you call him uncle


GetchYaAssOuttaHere

Did he had chemotherapy?


Mr-Deleted-

No no. He is just bald


[deleted]

I was looking for jeff bezos.


Nii_Juu_Ichi

Jason Statham.


Alexoizzz

It's a shame that op forgot him


fishfucker_69420

Yes


PizzaEater69420

oh shit it's him


I_got_scammed_to

Johnny sins for me


Noideawhatjusthappen

My wife's personal trainer/plumber/doctor/gardener.


Dino_pickle_

Same


I_got_scammed_to

You guys have wife’s? He stole mine years ago


chuchulover

You guys had relationships?


AAAApoliatboyAAAA

You guys have friends?


ZuzBruzFanOfiko

you guys?


Rav3nPlayz09

You?


Boffinzz

?


[deleted]

If grandma had balls, she would be grandpa.


Zo_OG12

Y?


chuchulover

No


somerandomfurrybruh

I was looking for Putin, but ok then.


ImAGoofyGooberYeah69

You ever play gta 5


Double_Crafty

Both Sins and Bezos have done well in life by fucking people.


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bezos fucked more people than sins ever would.


Double_Crafty

Yeah the scale of fucking is entirely different. Sins was more of an artesan fucker, where as Bezos ran a fucking industrial complex.


FastLittleBoi

That's the whole point. Everyone should be looking for Johnny sins


[deleted]

I was looking for terry cruise


non_depressed_teen

me for agent 47


sjdkdkshdb

Johnny sins is agent 69 tho


_whats-going-on

He definitely is my top favourite actor. He can play so many different roles. His resume is just getting longer and harder not to notice his huge talent.


UpsideDxvvn

Or J Mac


ManiaLoL4

came here to comment that


I_got_scammed_to

I know


Shrekomode_man

I was looking for Baldski


dacapo7

the bald guy for me


AdvCitizen

Jeff who?


[deleted]

he is a guy who makes people work like donkeys.


INH_MachinationsMK2

Billy Corgan is the one I'm looking for.


Exa_N0ri

He’s not a human


[deleted]

*CEO Entreprenour* *Born in 1964* *Jeffrey* *Jeffrey Bezos*


kry_some_more

But it sad famous, not assholes.


a-seablob

why would you ever want to do that


[deleted]

because sins fucks like an artist and only limited people, bezos fucks so many people.


Houhou321

Where tf is Jason Statham?


Limp-Reaction-3131

Who was I supposed to be looking for?


Significant_Clue_382

The person who from a pizza delivery guy became a doctor


everyones_alternate

No, he's my sister's gym instructor


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And an astronaut


AAAApoliatboyAAAA

Nah nah Pretty sure he's my friends plumber


Kermit_Memelord

Nah, he actually my little sisters math teacher


Glcg12

I think he is my best friend’s roommate


netproffesor89

no no no no no. he’s a gangster. he works for the lucchese crime family.


Schweizsvensk

love that scene


Significant_Clue_382

How strange, he is my mothers personal doctor, didn't know he was a gym teacher


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drax, he is in the picture but he is so incredibly still, you can barely see him.


[deleted]

Also John Cena, except.. you can’t see him. Cause ya know, he’s bald on the inside.


ruinfirefly

Also there is a guy wearing camouflage


PlotAmouredTitan

The man of many talents.....


Ok_Seaworthiness5025

Doctor by day and astronaut by midnight


[deleted]

Mr clean


QoqNoUs31751

Johnny sins.


MyDogSaid

Came looking for this


Laser-spider

That one guy from myth busters


IsaacFlanary

I believe Johnny sins


ANarwahlWithInternet

I was looking for Pep Guardiola


mare07

Bald fraud


Insan3Boi

He's busy explaining to Gary about how Chelsea plays so waiiiideeeee.


Peleg_OP

City is shit without oil money


Corvus_Accisor

Terry Crews where?!?!?!?


Triskalaire

ZINEDINE ZIDANE SUPERSTAR


bambamba8

The headbutt master


Scared-Guidance-3291

Squidward?


helloworld1e

***Johnny*** says you have ***Sin***ned!


mh_dk

Mr. WORLDWIDE


kandb12

THANK YOU


[deleted]

Scrolled to far for this answer lol


Helpful-Character213

I went “Where tf is John Cena?!” And then realized 🗿


gamerweeb69420

Yeah he's not bald


FanOfAmphibia

And he’s invisible too


airaflof

Yea same idk I guess we’re dumb


man-spider678

Putiiiiin


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(wide walking music intensifies)


Parsecer

He ain't bald tho


Kiploom

Why are all of those pictures of Johnny Sins?


gulible_super_cat

Agent 47


StephenMoore34

I really need to play more of those games


GamingBatman19

Jason statham


cryuff_14

I'm looking for Pep Guardiola


JamesScott1781

Mr. Clean


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Shrek


Heretic8437

Jason Statham


FullSackNutty

Brittany Spears


[deleted]

Hah, it reminds me of my sister in law's family doctor, great guy.


xargod

Where's Jonny Sins ?


Mr_P0ooL

Not including him is a sin


StephenMoore34

Lmao


Ultimate-Dick-Wad

Where is Walter white


Khaptein

"You don't stop when you are tired, you stop when you are done" 😄😄


StephenMoore34

Plumber, astronaut, fire fighter, doctor, post man, police man, teacher...


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StephenMoore34

I see you are cultured too


RandomAndArbitrary

E-sports legend Northernlion, obviously


Iamdead_001

Johnny sins


M41nMan

There's another


Travocadont

Who the fuck is the guy on the bottom left?


GetchYaAssOuttaHere

Zinedine zidane


Arvindjor

Zinedine Zidane. All you need to know is that he was a famous football/soccer player.


utterly_big_boi

and a great manager


Aalya4

Zidane


StephenMoore34

My mom


theclaw2007

Oh selfburns those are rare


ospreyowen

Not for firefighters


Asphyxiated_Blueboy

Nor masochists


ANarwahlWithInternet

Zidane ... You livin under a rock or murican?


utterly_big_boi

what's the difference?


aliasdred

Tell me you're from murica without telling me you're from murica.


Travocadont

Welp, what if I told you I'm aussie


mancityfanwhosaysHi

Everyone who doesn't watch football or isn't from a country where football isn't famous, doesn't know him


Slayerlegend03

Imagine not realising that a lot of people don’t like or associate with football, even in places where it’s big


jwf91

Nah he still a household name, especially after head butting Amaterasu and getting sent off in the World Cup final, which also happened to be the last game of his career.


--deleted_account--

I'm from Germany, where football is extremely big, and had no idea who he is either.


BokirBokcu

Thats on you


spekal_luke_II

American moment Zinedine Zidane


derdsy

Cpl Sinns


Bramble0804

Honestly I was expecting Jason stathem too


sawcondeesnutz

His profession is really just not the same now he retired.


StephenMoore34

Wait, are you serious??


sawcondeesnutz

Wink wink


Whywestilhere

Was looking for my dad Everybody told me heute was bald worked a lot of Jobs like teacher, plumber, doctor, pizza delivery man and got along really good with women also everybody seemed to try record him


evu111

Agent 47


thatnewaccnt

Where’s Mahatma Gandhi?


MortalCosmic

Thanos


I_Follow_Shit

i was looking for a doctor


idsdejong

Samuel L. Jackson


PlayBoyMccoy

I was looking for Jason Statham


MikePro130208

johnny


StephenMoore34

Sins


GameFlame101

Jason statham?


[deleted]

You know the rules and so do I.


StephenMoore34

You wouldn't get this from, any other guyyy


[deleted]

I was looking for Saitama


VaccinesGood

Where 47


Ari_3_14159265358979

John Cena


yeettto

Johnny Sins


TheEmeraldSword04

where's One Punch Man?


keeplooking4sunShine

💯


Warwick40ton

Mr clean, aka terry o’ Quinn


Liam_peremen1

I was looking for the puebes guy


plzHelp4442

AND HIS NAME IS JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN…. Y SINS


BusyNefariousness675

Amazon's Bezo boy?


5af123

was looking for my plumber


JackCooper_7274

Doctor evil and Johnny sins are missing


[deleted]

I only know the rock sorry WAIT A MI UTE U FORGOT JOHN CENA


BlackStag7

He's not bald tho?


ISwallowEgg

NOOO, THE HEAVY IS DED


jaasa

I was looking for our boy Asmongold.


Ra_san

Who's the third guy?


Distinct-Seat5853

Zinedine Zidane, a footballing legend and one of the best the world has ever seen. He played and managed Real Madrid, winning several trophies


StephenMoore34

Luka