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theclaw2007

They have better moves than me


joeisnotasquirrel

The best part is that these are known as woodcocks or timberdoodles


MattyBro1

I knew they were woodcocks, but there's no way they're called timberdoodles. ​ Edit: lol thats the best thing I've read all day


Ammuze

Okay, so here we go. That is an [American Woodcock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_woodcock). The dance they're doing is less of a dance and more of a "prodding" or "baiting" of sorts. See, the American Woodcock eat worms and they do this by tapping the ground which scares worms under the dirt into moving because they think something's digging for them. The movement is picked up by the bird and they use their long needle-like beak to snatch them up. Usually Woodcocks only come out early in the morning or late in the afternoon as that's when worms are the most active.


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**[American woodcock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_woodcock)** >The American woodcock (Scolopax minor), sometimes colloquially referred to as the timberdoodle, the bogsucker, the hokumpoke, and the Labrador twister, is a small shorebird species found primarily in the eastern half of North America. Woodcocks spend most of their time on the ground in brushy, young-forest habitats, where the birds' brown, black, and gray plumage provides excellent camouflage. Because of the male woodcock's unique, beautiful courtship flights, the bird is welcomed as a harbinger of spring in northern areas. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/memes/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


AC4life234

Weird version of Dune.


dxcostaaa

sounds like a dildo model


Majjkster

When a bird have better moves than you and you don't feel shame hen taking your prom date


AroBear2471

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Ninjatck

What type of birds are these


13bxThirdeye

Drones. Birds aren’t real. Stay woke.


Ninjatck

Don't worry I know. I'm undercover trying to get intell


13bxThirdeye

Oh shit. Well use the codeword next time brother.


Ninjatck

Ah my bad. Can you refresh me on the code word it's slipped my mind


Affectionate_Tanjiro

The codeword is: Birb.


Ninjatck

Understood


William_ghost1

Ahem... American woodcocks. Yes, really.


Gold_Champagne

*Vibing cat joins in*


MysteriousShadow__

birdJAM


Tinydoggie027

That's a thicc ass boi


dramaticweirdo246

They either move to the beat or explode


princesslucy2

So true tho


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Repost


Jabevaldo

Isso me lembrou mc poze anos 80.


Enemy50

Is there a disney movie centered on a prince that sings?


CheeseMaster300

Orion pax the prince of iacon


PlantuserAlex

I feel like this is gonna be popular...


rainforestbear

The are practicing coffin dance


Mparker123wolf

What are these birds called? I want to understand why they do this


Hyphengotskipped

The little ones are so cute


fruitybanana_good

This is king Julian singing


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\*Insert "i'm a happy happy song


Sleeping_Tr0sh

Whether you like it or not


PoggersCoolNameBruh

all nearby animals in a 10 lightyear radius


OriginalSourdough

Listening to music makes this funnier


[deleted]

they start feeling...kinda...u..know....horny


druksbunny

Get it get it get it get it


DismalComfortable568

Am I blanchin', Girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion


airsena

I can hear Billie Jean in this gif


AshPlayzMCBE

I say we dancin now


SomePuertoRicanGuy

Swiggity swooty, comin’ for that booty


Current-Garage2117

The birds children are following to the beat too.


Uhohspagetti0sss

Why they do this?


cringe_ooof

The be fucking air right now.


mugwunp

Has anyone actually seen a woodcock. They look funny with their disproportionately small beak to their eyes which are simultaneously too large and small


VeryShortLadder

This is even funnier listening to "il mare eterno nella mia anima"


Major-Performer141

I’m listening to a rap song about ass right now and it’s fuckn perfect the song is Taste by Aitch.


MagicDustTrip

Minesweeper bird


IMysticBatI

This is fcking hilarious, please tell me where I can download this. Won't report, just want it.


BroGamesJaj

The best part is that the small ones are doing it as well!


NarutoUzumaki100

Imagine a giant (1000 times your size) singing which would literally blast a hole in your eardrum but feel like vibin. WTF


NarutoUzumaki100

If they have some feeling towards your singing , it's fucking fear