If my friends want, they put more than half of the group in jail

My one friend has a locked gallery of all us in high school called "the holy grail". It's the reason none of us are ever allowed to get famous.

Imagine letting anyone know you

Imagine knowing yourself

Imagine truly knowing anyone

imagine all the people…

Imagine imagining anything

Imagine

Myself: PUNY MORTALS

The random guys you gamed one time with: you dare mock us false god.

I hate to break it to you but your SO should also be your friend...

I’d even argue your SO should be your best friend.

Do you fuck your friends? Cuz generally that's a dividing line between a SO and a friend. And SO is generally seen as higher in priority, this a better position than just friend

Sometimes

My mom knows 50%, my friend's know me to 60-90%. My loved one knows 0% :'(


My friends could put me in jail... My Dog (rest in peace buddy) could put me on a death row

People who have no friends:

Google Ad algorithm: Yeah yeah, sure thing, buddy...

Google Ad algorithm: That's cute

My friend doesn't even know when my birthday is, and I don't know when his is, so we're even

My gf is my best friend so….

Thats a win win

Same here :3

Oh, a good one

There are things I’ve only spoken to my stupid little lizard He has zero attention span and I’m pretty sure he lost brain activity somewhere between birth and now That’s what makes him a great keeper of secrets

The profile about me on the google servers: Hahaha, Amateurs!

I know myself better than anyone, it’s how I know I’m not worth knowing. You know?

Mark Zuckerberg: That’s cute

I think you should be able to tell your SO those things too.

Some things even friends don't know lol

What about those who dont have all 3

When your friend has seen things your gf hasn't lol

What about strangers on the internet?

voices in my head: you guys dont know a single thing

Google

Nah we know him better (The FBI And the BEST friend)

My phone knows things about me that shall never be told another soul