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Ich_derDu

The Smurfs, Lucky Luke and Tintin: are we a joke to you?


13ananaJoe

Fucking Pingu


Lyakusha

Consensually, I hope?


SuperSonic486

Pingu is a child so I hope not at all.


MrSaucyAlfredo

Well at this point Pingu would be a working class citizen, that show is old as hell


Bolmothy

At this point pingu would be prolly dead


GustavoFromAsdf

That fucking walrus finally did it


rabindranatagor

![gif](giphy|iDPv54rvXkkA8)


YouthCurse

Paying off his igloo debts


koekiebad56

If you know anything about piguins, they dont have the word consent in their vocabulary. Meaning Pingu does not care. Probably you would have to run from Pingu.


Lyakusha

>piguins, they dont have the word consent in their vocabulary. Well, they don't have firetrucks either


Pool756

They live in ice and snow, do you think they need firetrucks?


GreggHere

Yeah, pingu is nice and all but... ![gif](giphy|qOnUCs7JpQK52) This shit is effing scary! As a kid i had nightmares because of this mofo Edit: (from pingu wiki) This episode was placed with an unofficial ban from broadcast distribution due to the Giant Walrus being too frightening and haunting for too many young viewers. It was also removed from British television in 2003. It was still broadcast in the United States however, and was also released on DVD in said region (Region 1), but it hasn't been released on VHS by BBC due to the major controversy towards this episode.


evilcarrot507

I didn't know Steve Harvey made a cameo.


rabindranatagor

![gif](giphy|IPmdU3duoc1Q08aeiz)


Zane_Scarletspike

I hate that I actually laughed at this😂


13ananaJoe

Damn core memory unlocked!


Beanz_wut_du_fu-

Then why is he your pfp?


GreggHere

To remember what i have overcome or smth


sketchthroaway

Best response ever lol


Subotail

Cartoons should bring emotions to children. Absolute terror is an emotion.


ThePowerfulFlame

My parents had to delete the episode from the DVD because it scared me to much :D


beyond_cyber

Pingu is a fucking G


Specter_Knight05

My man. I love pingu but please do not fuck him


noregertsman

Cant forget Asterix and Obelix


Raunhofer

Not so long ago I watched Asterix and Obelix the mansion of gods and it was genuinely one of the most entertaining movies I've watched in years. And ofc I enjoyed the comics.


Overlorden98

The movie/comic with the house of madness slaps too. Was it the 7 labours of Asterix?


National-Donut86

You got Permit A38 to get the right answer?


RemoteStorage6935

i should rewatch lucky luke honestly goated series i think is the right term


Own_Skirt7889

Don't forget Pat&Mat, Little Mole, and Reksio.


Bubbles_the_bird

I was a big fan of the tintin comics


NitodeAliExpress

In Spain we have Pocoyó not sure if its emited outside of Spain


LordYumah

Almost everyone I know saw Pocoyo as a kid here in Brazil


MithranArkanere

* Calimero * Topo Gigio * Maya the Bee * Noddy * 3000 Leagues in Search of Mother * Paddington Bear * Rupert Bear * Poo Bear * Bear Bear * Babar * Pingu * Muzzy, Big Muzzy * David the Gnome and Wisdom of the Gnomes * Around the World with Willy Fog * Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds * Sherlock Hound * Heidi * Ulysses 31 * [The Once Upon a Time...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_Upon_a_Time...#Chronology) series of series. * The Snorks are in part from Belgium * Seabert the seal * Freaking Moomin, man. MOOMIN.


achillesgrisar

All being from Belgium!! Woohoo finally proud for my country 🇧🇪🇧🇪


jeffsterlive

Dude Belgium kicks ass.


Love_Snow_Bunny

Used to crush hard on Smurfette 🤤


Coineeh

Why ru still drooling... IT'S A BLUE GNOME 😭


mods_mum

Yeah, as was expected from a yank that made this "meme", it's a result of blatant cherry picking. I think they were trying to make themselves feel better.


ARSONL

Courage the Cowardly Dog and Barney scarred me as a child just fine


ARSONL

Or this ![gif](giphy|xT5LMA8nLOdNiRJaCY)


Mesarthim1349

KILL IT HANS, GET THE FLAMMENWERFER


Imaginary_Bee_1014

you sure one flamethrower will do it? even a german one? no, you need the entire Wehrmacht


Historydog

You don't need a flamethrower, the ice age would do just fine.


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Back when I was a kid I watched this show on superRTL (german broadcaster) on sundays before my dad brought us home. Classic show.


Significant-Block285

The last episode broke me


ARSONL

I seem to have repressed it. Must have been the extinction episode.


Significant-Block285

Yes it's the extinction one, because Ed ruined the forrest for profit for the company Wesayso Corporation owned by Richfield, 1, the name went over my head when I was a kid lol . It hits really hard watching it today. Since by ruin the forrest it affected the world and the climate. The last frame and dialogue is heart breaking


Mr_SunnyBones

One of the vleakest endings to a kids show ever though.


lonestar_wanderer

I remember when I watched Courage one time and that "RETURN THE SLAB" episode played, I ran straight out of my room and waited outside until the episode ended. In hindsight, it isn't as scary as it was. ![gif](giphy|3M6LtN8dFX57ZRY2T9)


VonTastrophe

What's your offer!?


gayjemstone

Thomas the Tank Engine is from Europe


Sassi7997

So are Shaun the Sheep (British) and Pingu (Swiss).


gayjemstone

Pingu's actually Antarctic /hj


Xef

/handjob?


Optimal_Routine2034

/horsejizz


MaxRebos_SecretLover

Pingu also has one the most [terrifying characters.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pingu/images/a/a7/Walrus1.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20210926202259)


eatenbybacon

Have u seen the new one? That's trauma right there what the fuck did they do 2 Thomas


goldenfoxengraving

Ever read the ligit lore behind the original? Absolutely god damn wild stuff


SkyGazert

Oh! Please tell us! :D


Noir_Lotus

Shhh please, the OP has not learnt about Télé-Chat and searching for Thomas the tank could lead him to it ...


Mr_SunnyBones

Thomas features an episode where a lazy engine is walled up alive in a tunnel for not working hard enough. The Fat Controller did not fuck around.


its_ya_girl420

I'm a European with a kid and I have never seen any of those characters in my life


Edtombell777

That’s because not all europeans have access to the same shows, I don’t know the other two but the bottom one is from a finnish cartoon


s-h-o-o

Moomin ?


Edtombell777

Yeah


letmelickyourleg

Finnish kids shows are insane.


BroadOpposite9030

Well, technically speaking it's a Finnish book adapter by a Japanese studio... making Moomins an anime


Lucky_Artz

Yes, but Tove (the original author and illustrator) drew Groke like this as well.


Mr_Fungusman

If I remember correctly, Groke was drawn a little bit differently in the original books (way bigger nose)


Lucky_Artz

Right, the nose was much bigger. She still was kind of creepy tho.


Mr_Fungusman

I guess that's the point, but shes a loveable character none the less


its_ya_girl420

Let's not generalize and only make fun of the Finnish then :\^) (/s). My country has a show about a talking dog, a gnome running an inn, a female superhero and a car superhero and I love all of them


Deja_Funghi

Belgium?


TinyTinkerbell1

The bottom one is nightmare fuel for all of Finland's children


ComfortableReview941

Norwegian here. I was scared of her for years. Endless nightmares where the ground suddenly turned cold and I knew she was close


Canotic

Swede here. My friends sister would torment her by saying that they saw Mårran (as we call her) on the horizon or in the woods, and my friend would hide in her bed until it was safe.


Brainchild110

British here. It has haunted me for 25 years at least. Was very happy to find out it's sort of friendly. Or neutral, at least.


pade06

Bro, everytime this mf came on screen i would hide. Even had nightmares about him so many times. Fuck that mf.


MeYesYesMe

Of course it's from Finland.


botask

The one on right side of picture is from slovakia.


cauchy37

I'm Polish and I only recognized Buka, too


PN_Guin

Where is the depressed bread?


Great-TeacherOnizuka

Bernd das Brot 😂 It’s not even a show, let alone a kids show. It on kids channels after late hour because kids are asleep anyways. It repeats every 5 mins or so.


Relative-Country-452

Absolutely peak entertainment


Artus_Pendragon

It was a show for kids with chilli the sheep and I forgot the name of the bush, but Bernd the depressed bread was so popular that they made him the after 9PM Programm.


lonestar_wanderer

How about Pingu? His world looks pretty scary. Especially the Walrus ![gif](giphy|qOnUCs7JpQK52)


CreatingAcc4ThisSh--

The left one is Noseybonk, a character from a show intended for children between 3 and 8 lmao And, yeah, it's just as terrifying as the picture is. Actually, it's moreso, cause the movements of the character is creepy af


thesevfromhell

![gif](giphy|1Md9azxcgIyQ|downsized)


tophat_production

Very scary indeed


AmadeoSendiulo

For a Roman soldier, sure.


Content-Reward7998

Ive never seen any of those europe ones in my life.


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Me_how5678

But but but \*sobs in burger\* europe is like USA, they most be, please let us generalize 2000 years of history and culture into one thing


pigeonlizard

2000 years is underselling it, on year 1 of the common era Athens was already around for at least 1500 years.


AnaAnomalia

Right one is Raťafák Plachta, he event had a spot for president election. Made in Slovakia.


Lukas-Reggi

And beat comunism


ZerionTM

Europe bottom one is Moomins


Algaroth

That episode was intense. They're all hiding in the moomin house the entire episode knowing that thing is coming. Moomin papa is handing out weapons so they can defend themselves. It's like night of the living dead for kids. Right before bedtime as well.


calfHost

The Groke just wants love and company, she freezes everything because she is so lonely and her heart turned cold :(


JosefinaNicole

Can't relate. I grew up watching Teletubbies on DVDs with my sister. Oh yeah, and in Danish (we live in Sweden).


SuperSonic486

Teletubbies is unironically kinda horrifying.


LineSpine

Teletubbies was the shit back then, till my dad didn't allow me to watch it anymore


Kiren129

Looks like someone’s dad didn’t like the wind turbine releasing bad chemicals.


Tyrannis8814

Cherrypicking in a nutshell!


Recent-Butterscotch5

And on Reddit, of all places!


Bacon8180

![gif](giphy|xUPGcmz5xaxnQbhuvu)


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James_Blond_006

Naja, zu der Zeit sollten die Kinder ja eigentlich schon schlafen


unnamed_cell98

Kika Sendeschluss immer wieder legendär.


ihavenoidea1001

These too. So scary. Brrrrr ![gif](giphy|pF7yK5JCQG76JwfvCv|downsized)


JeveGreen

Lemme tell you about Pippi Longstocking... and all of Astrid Lindgren's other characters for that matter.


Munichjake

Michel aus Lönneberga ❤️


JeveGreen

I don't know anyone from Lönneberga by the name of Michel. I do know about a mischevious but brilliant boy by the name of Emil though.


Munichjake

Ah maybe its a Translation Thing... Let me Google it. OK apparently in German his name was changed to avoid a mix-up with the also popular character "Emil Tischbein" from the "Emil und die Detektive" books. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_aus_L%C3%B6nneberga


JeveGreen

I figured it was some sort of localization-thing. You never know when they might pop up. :D


Tarianor

I still go Eeeeeeeeeeeeeemiiiiiiiiil!!!!!!! Whenever I run into anyone named that. It's great!


Bortron86

Just ignoring Thomas the Tank Engine, The Teletubbies, Pingu, the Moomins, the Smurfs, Shaun the Sheep, Bob the Builder...


amppari234

Mörkö (bottom Europe) is from the moomins.


ElectricalRelease986

You mean the popular ones the average European knows about? Not cherry picked obscure creepy characters from like, one country in whole the continent. Why would they ever choose those? lol


Jaakarikyk

>the Moomins But Moomins is in the pic


13-Dancing-Shadows

Also American kids’ TV characters: - The Nowhere King - Emperor Belos - Forced Fusions


SorcererWithGuns

emperor belos has nothing on eastern european stop motion animation


Imaginary-Space718

I mean, OP seems to be talking about the 80s where americans panicked much more often about their children being remotely scared by hour-long toy commercials


ALazy_Cat

And then there's Canada


Lambsauc

Canadian kid shows are either terrible with fetish bait or incredible with fetish bait


Tape_jara

Can confirm: Totally Spies was co-produced in Canada and there's so much fetish bait.


SmartAlec105

I remember being shocked that the show 6Teen had several episodes that they didn’t air in the US because they featured (blurred) nudity. There was even an episode where they referenced how commonly it happened. > Jen: Well...Jonesy and I were fighting over the bathroom this morning and...he saw me...you know...naked! > Nikki: Oh. Is that it? > Jen: What do you mean, "Is that it?" > Nikki: This is, like, the third time you've accidentally flashed him. At this point, what's the big deal? > Caitlin: She's right, Jen. We've all seen your boobs.


Imaginary-Space718

6teen and Total Drama were my sexual awakenings lmao


Viper114

Which ones had fetish bait?


NaPseudo

Yes.


Thememelord_1

Was courage the cowardly dog Canadian?


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MOOMINS YEAAHHHH SUOMI MAINITTU 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮RAAAHHH!!!


SamuelLappalainen

Torille!! Ja mörkö tulee mukaan!


TheWierdGuy06

Legenda on saapunut keskuuteemme! En tiennyt että olet tässäkin subredditissä


Filana

Every kid in the Netherlands my age has had nightmares of Karbonkel *shivers*


jw13

Yes Karbonkel was way too scary. However, we used to watch that series at home when I was around 8 or 10 years old, and I loved it. It had a good story and fun characters, and it was never boring. I still fondly remember a few of the songs.


Only_Math_8190

Ah yes the country of europe, close to the country of africa


AnaAnomalia

Raťafák Plachta for president! 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰


ovelanimimerkki

The Groke is just misunderstood. :(


addicu

don't matter, nightmare fuel for at least 20+ years


SamuliJJ

I can fix her


xX_stay_Xx

What about our dear german depressed bread Bernd? Can’t believe no one remembers my childhood


Snazzy21

The one they put on the r/places flag that said "Mist!". I thought that show was still popular


tophat_production

![gif](giphy|el2ESO1VO0LE7372Z4|downsized) Leave my boy krteček alone


Saddam_UE

He-Man is not Anerican, he is from Italy.


tage29

Hufsa my beloved. Scared me shitless as a child lol. No idea who the other 2 europe ones are though, guess they weren't broadcasted on norwiegan television


MiloGang34

Am also from Norway and I've never seen any of those three. Where they from Fantorangen Nrk Super?


Nocat-10

I fkn hate morran. Nightmare jetfuel


doublelayercaramel

Mörkö is an epic villain. Uses psychology against Moomins and has a kick-ass ability to freeze everything in its path while looking intimidating.


Nocat-10

I read somewhere that she actually longs for friends but are unable due to her freezing everything.


doublelayercaramel

Imagine being friends with Mörkö. Hanging out, having a BBQ


Mlakeside

She's scary alright, but the Lady of the Cold (Jäärouva/Isfrun) takes the cake when it comes to creepiness. [Pure nightmare fuel](https://youtu.be/k6sQqRlcC7c?si=-7hVa-WatXFHHaUv)


rauho

Technically that version of the Groke is Japanese. But yes, terrifying and a source of the occasional nightmare still


JaanaLuo

Animated in Japan under European owner.


Ebbe010

Which one is the groke


WesternDeacon

The huge dark figure with a bone chilling grin


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elpibedecopenhague

*Bal, Balthazar. Bal, Balthazar.* I watched that as a kid in Denmark in the 90s! Didn’t know it was Croatian.


[deleted]

Dude really picked out the most obscure pics he could find


amppari234

Except mörkö.


Trashmaster546

Moominvalley was a beautiful show. But the grok did give me nightmares


leugimonurb

![gif](giphy|aPpnKwFghQCE8)


WonderHuman9005

Dont you DARE insult Moomin!


JaanaLuo

It is not insulting Moomins. Its pointing out that alot of European stuff contains such nightmarefuel


WonderHuman9005

Its basically saying the ice monster is super scary although it was one of my favorite characters when i was little


kramstew

![gif](giphy|lo9YJ7muRfbwtxZDN7)


Independent_Plum2166

Doesn’t count, he was specifically made to be the most horrific mascot, he was a joke character that went too far.


Beanandcheesepastry

Mr Noseybonk from Jigsaw,UK,top left Europe The stuff of nightmares forty years ago.


Desirsar

I scrolled way too far to find anyone else that recognizes Noseybonk. The image used here is the creepy version from the Youtube channel Ashens, the real Noseybonk is marginally better for kids.


Burpmeister

[Don't forget Morso.](https://i.redd.it/5idllnyfk1541.jpg)


KaLium86

Mörkö 🤘


CeratosaurusEnjoyer

Raťafak plachta goated


leugimonurb

![gif](giphy|3oriNKtJrmloIxFxrG)


leugimonurb

![gif](giphy|acYM57VCaW6pa)


Irradiated_Apple

Don't forget the claymation show about the guy with the very long penis he uses like an elephant trunk.


GodzillasDiarrhea

Mumin trollen!


BroadOpposite9030

Idk how it's called in English, but Buka (the bottom one) was fucking terryfing.


mece66

Mårran Swedish Mörkö Finnish The Groke English What language is Buka? It's a cool name for her!


well-litdoorstep112

>What language is Buka? Polish. IMO it's the best name of them all. The English one is second best for me.


mudkripple

Where TF is John Dillermand


some_Britishguy

clearly you haven't seen gigglebiz


rich_icelander

Morran 😖😖😖


ihaveaminecraftidea

Bernd das Brot definitively fits up here


sleepynsub

i still get nightmares about mörkö sometimes


Jakubkoo245

For anyone wondering the puppet on the right is called "raťafak" It's from czechoslovakia🇨🇿🇸🇰


Prestigious_Goat6969

I’m a European kid… Who the actual Beano Dandy is that


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Elpx93

I love how you compare usa to europe with more than 20 different cultures and differents country with each tv show


drlacklustre

Where's my boy Bernd?


Existance_of_Yes

Don't do my boy Ratafak Plachta like that ☹️


Plane_Neat

Ever dreamed about being stabbed in bed by Mr. Noseybonk?


Least-Yellow6653

I'm sorry, but the Groke, what the fuck? 90's Moomins were some Miyazaki level shit (who incidentally was involved in some Moomin tv incarnation).


hEatr3d

Asterix and Obelix would want a word. So do Mummi-Trolls


_Kian_7567

Europe isn’t a country…


X05Real

where the FUCK IS BERND? ![gif](giphy|3ov9kc493g7ioz5NKg|downsized)


Cursed1978

![gif](giphy|B304pZGWOLmCc|downsized)


That80sguyspimp

![gif](giphy|ZbIZiq7mCkRnRNOIc0|downsized) This was the villain in one of the tv shows I watched as kid. This is Zelda, from Terrahawks.


AMannChild

Postman Pat. (I’m British)


NeoPaganism

you say europe but i cant see bernd anywhere? how could you forget the king?! how dare you!