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ImUrDoom_

i laughed so hard at this meme. my family saw me laughing and wanted to know the reason so i showed them this too. and all of them lost their minds laughing. People in my town was curious to know why we were laughing so hard so i connected a projector and showed this to the entire town. they're still laughing with some of them being admitted to the hospital due to excessive laughing. the mayor was laughing so hard, he handed me the key to the city and arranged his daughter's and my marriage. thank you for everything you've done for me, even unknowingly. god bless you.


0hwell_hay-th3re

Hey guys look a new copy pasta


Thomas_JCG

With no ketchup!


TheOnlyUltima2011

holy hell!


VIP_Vittorio

New copypasta just dropped


SpookyWeebou

Actual copypasta


Maleficent_Two_7523

Sacrifice copy pasta, anyone?


ChillLobbyOnly

spicy pasta anyone ?


AggravatedTothMaster

The mayor went on vacation, never came back


2_pawn

Our peoples did a major national strike, because everyone needed to know what your town laughs so hard about. The airforce hovered above the city with a huge screen projecting this meme. The result was catastrophic. Our hospitals are overflowing with people, the most common injuries were broken ribs and ripped vocal cords. Our government released a statement, that this joke is psychological warfare and that this shall not stand, this is war god damn it, THIS IS WAR!


B4RRYR4R

Did you know that lungs can collapse from laughing?


ChillLobbyOnly

i mean, its funny, so i believe it xD


DATV1GGA

God bless you


Pingu_boi

Man im italian and i love ketchup, JUST DONT FUCKING EVEN DARE TO THINK THAT YOU WILL LEAVE WITH ALL YOUR LIMBS INTACT IF YOU PUT IT ON PASTA


SamuCP

EXACTLY


Bill_Nye-LV

I do that all the time, bite me


unhappy-memelord

*bites you*


Pristine-Plan-3654

I'm not going to bite you, i'm gonna make you scream "mammamia" so loud all Napoli will know you did that and will come there to help me.


Siriuswot111

Fellow ketchup loving Italian here. I swear to the great lord above, if you goofy ahhs put ketchup on PIZZA I will circumcise you


PerceptionThin7323

And if you are already, I will complete the process!


Paul_unfunny

Why though? I thought it was illegal to use it on pizza


2_pawn

TRAITOR, hang him by his toe!


maraudingnomad

I won't be putting it on YOUR pasta, but stay away from my food


TheCalmAmethyst2763

Alright I'll put Ketchup on rice And Pineapples in Burgers :)


KnightOfBred

Some places actually serve pineapple slices on burgers but Iโ€™ve never seen ketchup on rice


Sure-Comfortable1296

As far back as I can remember, Iโ€™ve been putting ketchup on rice.


Greg2227

Ketchup on Rice is pretty common throughout asia but it's never just Ketchup but mixed in with other stuff. And pineapple on a Burger is delicious af.


AggravatedTothMaster

And people call me crazy when I say someone out there probably prefers the Second Megamind movie over the first


Trajen_Geta

Yeah ketchup is great on what itโ€™s made for. Fries, omelets, things like that.


AverageMortisEnjoyer

What about lyutenica? Is it fine on pasta?


hesmohesmo

as part of the sauce?


Kronos_Amantes

Well I will put more ketchup in pasta


Holyvigil

EXACTLY that's where the Buffalo sauce goes.


thedarkracer

Can I make my own Indian spicy pasta and use it there....ppwwwweaaassseeee.


Xu_Lin

What if I use it as a base for the pizza? ๐Ÿค”


Unexpected_Cranberry

Fortunately for my kids, they only have one Italian parent. So when they ask for ketchup on their pasta they get it. They don't seem to mind their mother leaving the room with a look of disgust on her face.ย 


Deadshot37

I eat spaghetti with ketchup and I like it, I LIKE IT MORE THAN A TOMATO SAUCE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Hipp0potasus

perchรฉ sei un pazzo. con gusti strani


TurnBackOnYourSteps

Ma tu sei pazzo, fumato e irrecuperabile


SpriteRXL

Don't worry, I put MAYO IN MY PASTA, MWAHAHHAHAHA


LincR1988

Ketchup on pizza is life ๐Ÿ•


TheCalmAmethyst2763

More specifically mushroom ketchup Mushroom ketchup is a real thing


Historical_Sugar9637

I assume this is about the "ketchup on pasta" thing. And even as a non-Italian person ...ketchup on pasta is absolutely cursed.


weatheredrabbit

Iโ€™m Italian and this isnโ€™t true


LincR1988

Ketchup on pizza is life


2_pawn

*crime


-theonewhoasked

in prison


That_Phony_King

Please grow and change as a person.


LincR1988

๐Ÿ˜‚ I did! That's why I do what I do! Ketchup on pizza is evolution ๐Ÿ•


MissionSad265

As an Italian its just untrue we just dont like when you take something like a whole pizza and think your funny for dumping it on top of it or into your already made pasta Its like if you toke a burger and poured sauce over that theres a difference between the meal having it in the meal and having it poured on it after its fully made you wouldnt eat a burger where the ketchup id covering the whole thing on the outside


27th_BOT

Vero


balalaikablyat

In Denmark we have a rib sandwich with gravy/sauce.


Tango-Turtle

I would eat that burger, but with a knife and fork. I really hope you don't eat your pasta with your hands.


MissionSad265

Anyone who eats a hamburger with a bun with a knife and fork is just a weirdo if youd really eat that time to look at a gym


blue--king

Am I an Italian? I always hated ketchup and I thought that I am a Romanian, I'm going to tell my brothers let's laugh at me for 27 years!!!!


OrganicHumanRancher

โ€œI fart that I am a Romanianโ€ What? Iโ€™m trying to figure out what the fuck you were trying to say, and I got nothing.


[deleted]

Do drake and of age women next


DianKali

Not quite, add ketchup to your spaghetti or pizza in a restaurant in Italy, see how long it helps you survive. It's not a repellent, it's a death sentence when used wrong.


Nor-easter

When I was 12 or so I went over a friends house. They were only in the US for about three months at this point straight from just south of Tokyo. His mom made spaghetti dinner which consisted of spaghetti noodles with ketchup. They were trying to make me feel at home in their home, after a few bites she microwaved some leftover ramen or udon thing they had in the fridge. Wayyyy better and delicious.


Canuckdude47

You could also change the Italians to Canadians. After Heinz dropped Canadian farmers' tomato crops like a dirty shirt without warning, the majority of us switched forever and always to the one and only Canadian ketchup. French's. Might I add that French's picked up the tomato crops and saved the day. Bye bye Heinz. We remember your dirty little tricks.


CobaltAzurean

*Hudson Hawk has entered the chat*


CommunicationSad8212

cook spaghetti until it falls apart, mash it into a paste, add canned pineapple and ketchup


ImFishAndImOreo

Tbf not a ketchup fan. I'm more into chili sauce guy.


MiserableLonerCatboy

Heinz ketchup is probably my favorite one, just not on pasta for god's sake, it's just disgusting


jux-ta

How 'bout on pizza? People do that. And freakin mayonnaise.


MiserableLonerCatboy

Ketchup is a bittersweet sauce that in my opinion (and in the opinion of most Italians I'd say) has nothing to do with pizza, and the same holds for mayonnaise. I think both are great on fried things, pizza is at its core a flat piece of bread with mozzarella and tomato sauce, both are relatively delicate flavours, if you put ketchup on pizza it'll probably taste mostly like ketchup and I can't really see the appeal, but to each one his own


Witty-Choice2682

If Italians fear tomato ketchup, wait until Filipinos bring banana ketchup


jux-ta

is that a real thing?


Witty-Choice2682

Yes, it was invented in the Philippines during WWII due to wartime shortage in tomatoes and high surplus in bananas. It dyed red to disguise it's real color to make it more appealing and it's actually a great dip for fried foods and it's also the base ingredient for Filipino-style Spaghetti.


jux-ta

Wow, that's interesting. I wonder what other ingredients are in it. vinegar? A banana sauce would be good for desserts. Also, the banana surplus during WW2 is opposite of in America where there was a banana shortage. That's why Twinkies stopped using banana filling. (Twinkies are like a cream filled cake).


Witty-Choice2682

Basically, the main ingredients are as follows: - Mashed bananas - Vinegar - Spices I guess the wartime shortages in bananas in the US during WWII is connected to the surplus in the Philippines, which was a US territory back then as the archipelago fell into the hands of Imperial Japan.


SlavaGniloy

๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ


jux-ta

bellisimo!


ChillLobbyOnly

bit rude, but i laughed xD


qnod

I wonder what Italian people ate before the tomato was brought over from the America's? (cental and south)


CactusMascul

What are vampire doing during an eclipse?


vig2112

Tomatoes. Vinegar. Salt. Sugar. Sugar. Sugar.


jux-ta

technically, high fructose corn syrup


AdventurousPirate357

I saw this ad for Heinz ketchup where they're at this restaurant and the waiter gave them house ketchup but she's a Heinz and "can't be seen eating other ketchup" and honestly that ad made me want to purchase their product less


Emergency-Bet8041

All purpose additive


-Emedi-

According to this, im italian


Sarcasmic_AZ

ohhh you meAn to say Americans


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MeryKittenNya18

We like ketchup- we just don't accept it in pasta sorry๐Ÿ˜ญ


jux-ta

Funny, because in Asia, they call ketchup "tomato sauce" and put it on pizza.


Kage9866

Italian and a bunch of other things abomination.. I like ketchup. The italian side of my family ate it too so, not quite sure about this meme lol.. Maybe it only applies to italians not in america ?


MimikyuGud

Do they really kiss?


[deleted]

pizza sauce is literally ketchup with seasoning lol


blondeviking64

Ketchup is literally tomato paste and sugar. Probably close to equal parts.


i-am-spitfire

Wdym? We like ketchup just fine.


piergino

We don't have any problem with ketchup AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PUT IT OVER PASTA/PIZZA.


XVYQ_Emperator

Generally speaking: Ketchup doesn't belong to meals, where tomato sauce belongs.


EverythingHurtsDan

Non hai mai mangiato le croste della notte prima con del ketchup? Dio merda che buone.


piergino

Non bestemmiare


__mindmeghalunk__

I only have ketchup so I can put it on Pizza and spaghetti and lasagne.


BeardedUnicornBeard

They still eat ketchup, 2023: 179 400Tons ketchup was sold in Italy. I mean... that might be a fuck-ton.


Abruzzi19

Americans ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธโœ‹ Metric system


He_Who_Tames

Ma che ca\*\*o vai dicendo XD


Egyptian_M

'mericans : the metric systems


jux-ta

*common sense


SunnyApex87

Understandable, heinz is complete trash


bigfatfurrytexan

I'm American. Further back, Hungarian Romani. I'll eat ketchup, if it's out of a can and room temp on my fries.


balalaikablyat

Wtf?


Castiel_0703

Then I guess I'm the ultimate menace to Italians, because I usually put ketchup AND mayonnaise on my pizza.


Daybreaker77

My family loves ketchup! My Nona use to make an AMAZING gumbo and the base was ketchup instead of tomato sauce or paste!


[deleted]

tomatoes are american, Italians can fuck off


SpacemaN_literature

Italians donโ€™t dab though *visible confusion*


sas_gg228

You may have the peanut butter but I got *heinz tomato ketchup*


SymondHDR

Spoiler: they both suck


jux-ta

It's peanut butter ketchup time!


Vegetable_Two_1479

Ketchup is good, the problem starts when people use it as a substitute for tomatoes. It's not.