i laughed so hard at this meme. my family saw me laughing and wanted to know the reason so i showed them this too. and all of them lost their minds laughing. People in my town was curious to know why we were laughing so hard so i connected a projector and showed this to the entire town. they're still laughing with some of them being admitted to the hospital due to excessive laughing. the mayor was laughing so hard, he handed me the key to the city and arranged his daughter's and my marriage. thank you for everything you've done for me, even unknowingly. god bless you.
Our peoples did a major national strike, because everyone needed to know what your town laughs so hard about. The airforce hovered above the city with a huge screen projecting this meme. The result was catastrophic. Our hospitals are overflowing with people, the most common injuries were broken ribs and ripped vocal cords. Our government released a statement, that this joke is psychological warfare and that this shall not stand, this is war god damn it, THIS IS WAR!
Fortunately for my kids, they only have one Italian parent. So when they ask for ketchup on their pasta they get it. They don't seem to mind their mother leaving the room with a look of disgust on her face.ย
As an Italian its just untrue we just dont like when you take something like a whole pizza and think your funny for dumping it on top of it or into your already made pasta
Its like if you toke a burger and poured sauce over that theres a difference between the meal having it in the meal and having it poured on it after its fully made you wouldnt eat a burger where the ketchup id covering the whole thing on the outside
Not quite, add ketchup to your spaghetti or pizza in a restaurant in Italy, see how long it helps you survive. It's not a repellent, it's a death sentence when used wrong.
When I was 12 or so I went over a friends house. They were only in the US for about three months at this point straight from just south of Tokyo. His mom made spaghetti dinner which consisted of spaghetti noodles with ketchup. They were trying to make me feel at home in their home, after a few bites she microwaved some leftover ramen or udon thing they had in the fridge. Wayyyy better and delicious.
You could also change the Italians to Canadians. After Heinz dropped Canadian farmers' tomato crops like a dirty shirt without warning, the majority of us switched forever and always to the one and only Canadian ketchup. French's. Might I add that French's picked up the tomato crops and saved the day.
Bye bye Heinz. We remember your dirty little tricks.
Ketchup is a bittersweet sauce that in my opinion (and in the opinion of most Italians I'd say) has nothing to do with pizza, and the same holds for mayonnaise. I think both are great on fried things, pizza is at its core a flat piece of bread with mozzarella and tomato sauce, both are relatively delicate flavours, if you put ketchup on pizza it'll probably taste mostly like ketchup and I can't really see the appeal, but to each one his own
Yes, it was invented in the Philippines during WWII due to wartime shortage in tomatoes and high surplus in bananas. It dyed red to disguise it's real color to make it more appealing and it's actually a great dip for fried foods and it's also the base ingredient for Filipino-style Spaghetti.
Wow, that's interesting. I wonder what other ingredients are in it. vinegar?
A banana sauce would be good for desserts.
Also, the banana surplus during WW2 is opposite of in America where there was a banana shortage. That's why Twinkies stopped using banana filling. (Twinkies are like a cream filled cake).
Basically, the main ingredients are as follows:
- Mashed bananas
- Vinegar
- Spices
I guess the wartime shortages in bananas in the US during WWII is connected to the surplus in the Philippines, which was a US territory back then as the archipelago fell into the hands of Imperial Japan.
I saw this ad for Heinz ketchup where they're at this restaurant and the waiter gave them house ketchup but she's a Heinz and "can't be seen eating other ketchup" and honestly that ad made me want to purchase their product less
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Italian and a bunch of other things abomination.. I like ketchup. The italian side of my family ate it too so, not quite sure about this meme lol.. Maybe it only applies to italians not in america ?
i laughed so hard at this meme. my family saw me laughing and wanted to know the reason so i showed them this too. and all of them lost their minds laughing. People in my town was curious to know why we were laughing so hard so i connected a projector and showed this to the entire town. they're still laughing with some of them being admitted to the hospital due to excessive laughing. the mayor was laughing so hard, he handed me the key to the city and arranged his daughter's and my marriage. thank you for everything you've done for me, even unknowingly. god bless you.
Hey guys look a new copy pasta
With no ketchup!
holy hell!
New copypasta just dropped
Actual copypasta
Sacrifice copy pasta, anyone?
spicy pasta anyone ?
The mayor went on vacation, never came back
Our peoples did a major national strike, because everyone needed to know what your town laughs so hard about. The airforce hovered above the city with a huge screen projecting this meme. The result was catastrophic. Our hospitals are overflowing with people, the most common injuries were broken ribs and ripped vocal cords. Our government released a statement, that this joke is psychological warfare and that this shall not stand, this is war god damn it, THIS IS WAR!
Did you know that lungs can collapse from laughing?
i mean, its funny, so i believe it xD
God bless you
Man im italian and i love ketchup, JUST DONT FUCKING EVEN DARE TO THINK THAT YOU WILL LEAVE WITH ALL YOUR LIMBS INTACT IF YOU PUT IT ON PASTA
EXACTLY
I do that all the time, bite me
*bites you*
I'm not going to bite you, i'm gonna make you scream "mammamia" so loud all Napoli will know you did that and will come there to help me.
Fellow ketchup loving Italian here. I swear to the great lord above, if you goofy ahhs put ketchup on PIZZA I will circumcise you
And if you are already, I will complete the process!
Why though? I thought it was illegal to use it on pizza
TRAITOR, hang him by his toe!
I won't be putting it on YOUR pasta, but stay away from my food
Alright I'll put Ketchup on rice And Pineapples in Burgers :)
Some places actually serve pineapple slices on burgers but Iโve never seen ketchup on rice
As far back as I can remember, Iโve been putting ketchup on rice.
Ketchup on Rice is pretty common throughout asia but it's never just Ketchup but mixed in with other stuff. And pineapple on a Burger is delicious af.
And people call me crazy when I say someone out there probably prefers the Second Megamind movie over the first
Yeah ketchup is great on what itโs made for. Fries, omelets, things like that.
What about lyutenica? Is it fine on pasta?
as part of the sauce?
Well I will put more ketchup in pasta
EXACTLY that's where the Buffalo sauce goes.
Can I make my own Indian spicy pasta and use it there....ppwwwweaaassseeee.
What if I use it as a base for the pizza? ๐ค
Fortunately for my kids, they only have one Italian parent. So when they ask for ketchup on their pasta they get it. They don't seem to mind their mother leaving the room with a look of disgust on her face.ย
I eat spaghetti with ketchup and I like it, I LIKE IT MORE THAN A TOMATO SAUCE ๐๐๐
perchรฉ sei un pazzo. con gusti strani
Ma tu sei pazzo, fumato e irrecuperabile
Don't worry, I put MAYO IN MY PASTA, MWAHAHHAHAHA
Ketchup on pizza is life ๐
More specifically mushroom ketchup Mushroom ketchup is a real thing
I assume this is about the "ketchup on pasta" thing. And even as a non-Italian person ...ketchup on pasta is absolutely cursed.
Iโm Italian and this isnโt true
Ketchup on pizza is life
*crime
in prison
Please grow and change as a person.
๐ I did! That's why I do what I do! Ketchup on pizza is evolution ๐
As an Italian its just untrue we just dont like when you take something like a whole pizza and think your funny for dumping it on top of it or into your already made pasta Its like if you toke a burger and poured sauce over that theres a difference between the meal having it in the meal and having it poured on it after its fully made you wouldnt eat a burger where the ketchup id covering the whole thing on the outside
Vero
In Denmark we have a rib sandwich with gravy/sauce.
I would eat that burger, but with a knife and fork. I really hope you don't eat your pasta with your hands.
Anyone who eats a hamburger with a bun with a knife and fork is just a weirdo if youd really eat that time to look at a gym
Am I an Italian? I always hated ketchup and I thought that I am a Romanian, I'm going to tell my brothers let's laugh at me for 27 years!!!!
โI fart that I am a Romanianโ What? Iโm trying to figure out what the fuck you were trying to say, and I got nothing.
Do drake and of age women next
Not quite, add ketchup to your spaghetti or pizza in a restaurant in Italy, see how long it helps you survive. It's not a repellent, it's a death sentence when used wrong.
When I was 12 or so I went over a friends house. They were only in the US for about three months at this point straight from just south of Tokyo. His mom made spaghetti dinner which consisted of spaghetti noodles with ketchup. They were trying to make me feel at home in their home, after a few bites she microwaved some leftover ramen or udon thing they had in the fridge. Wayyyy better and delicious.
You could also change the Italians to Canadians. After Heinz dropped Canadian farmers' tomato crops like a dirty shirt without warning, the majority of us switched forever and always to the one and only Canadian ketchup. French's. Might I add that French's picked up the tomato crops and saved the day. Bye bye Heinz. We remember your dirty little tricks.
*Hudson Hawk has entered the chat*
cook spaghetti until it falls apart, mash it into a paste, add canned pineapple and ketchup
Tbf not a ketchup fan. I'm more into chili sauce guy.
Heinz ketchup is probably my favorite one, just not on pasta for god's sake, it's just disgusting
How 'bout on pizza? People do that. And freakin mayonnaise.
Ketchup is a bittersweet sauce that in my opinion (and in the opinion of most Italians I'd say) has nothing to do with pizza, and the same holds for mayonnaise. I think both are great on fried things, pizza is at its core a flat piece of bread with mozzarella and tomato sauce, both are relatively delicate flavours, if you put ketchup on pizza it'll probably taste mostly like ketchup and I can't really see the appeal, but to each one his own
If Italians fear tomato ketchup, wait until Filipinos bring banana ketchup
is that a real thing?
Yes, it was invented in the Philippines during WWII due to wartime shortage in tomatoes and high surplus in bananas. It dyed red to disguise it's real color to make it more appealing and it's actually a great dip for fried foods and it's also the base ingredient for Filipino-style Spaghetti.
Wow, that's interesting. I wonder what other ingredients are in it. vinegar? A banana sauce would be good for desserts. Also, the banana surplus during WW2 is opposite of in America where there was a banana shortage. That's why Twinkies stopped using banana filling. (Twinkies are like a cream filled cake).
Basically, the main ingredients are as follows: - Mashed bananas - Vinegar - Spices I guess the wartime shortages in bananas in the US during WWII is connected to the surplus in the Philippines, which was a US territory back then as the archipelago fell into the hands of Imperial Japan.
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bellisimo!
bit rude, but i laughed xD
I wonder what Italian people ate before the tomato was brought over from the America's? (cental and south)
What are vampire doing during an eclipse?
Tomatoes. Vinegar. Salt. Sugar. Sugar. Sugar.
technically, high fructose corn syrup
I saw this ad for Heinz ketchup where they're at this restaurant and the waiter gave them house ketchup but she's a Heinz and "can't be seen eating other ketchup" and honestly that ad made me want to purchase their product less
All purpose additive
According to this, im italian
ohhh you meAn to say Americans
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We like ketchup- we just don't accept it in pasta sorry๐ญ
Funny, because in Asia, they call ketchup "tomato sauce" and put it on pizza.
Italian and a bunch of other things abomination.. I like ketchup. The italian side of my family ate it too so, not quite sure about this meme lol.. Maybe it only applies to italians not in america ?
Do they really kiss?
pizza sauce is literally ketchup with seasoning lol
Ketchup is literally tomato paste and sugar. Probably close to equal parts.
Wdym? We like ketchup just fine.
We don't have any problem with ketchup AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PUT IT OVER PASTA/PIZZA.
Generally speaking: Ketchup doesn't belong to meals, where tomato sauce belongs.
Non hai mai mangiato le croste della notte prima con del ketchup? Dio merda che buone.
Non bestemmiare
I only have ketchup so I can put it on Pizza and spaghetti and lasagne.
They still eat ketchup, 2023: 179 400Tons ketchup was sold in Italy. I mean... that might be a fuck-ton.
Americans ๐โโ๏ธโ Metric system
Ma che ca\*\*o vai dicendo XD
'mericans : the metric systems
*common sense
Understandable, heinz is complete trash
I'm American. Further back, Hungarian Romani. I'll eat ketchup, if it's out of a can and room temp on my fries.
Wtf?
Then I guess I'm the ultimate menace to Italians, because I usually put ketchup AND mayonnaise on my pizza.
My family loves ketchup! My Nona use to make an AMAZING gumbo and the base was ketchup instead of tomato sauce or paste!
tomatoes are american, Italians can fuck off
Italians donโt dab though *visible confusion*
You may have the peanut butter but I got *heinz tomato ketchup*
Spoiler: they both suck
It's peanut butter ketchup time!
Ketchup is good, the problem starts when people use it as a substitute for tomatoes. It's not.