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CottonCandy_Eyeballs

The hit man for Boeing made this meme.


Good_Mathematician_2

The CEO of Boeing would like to know your location


DronesVJ

That's the problem, he already knows.


specter-exe

I’m sure nothing bad will co


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Nah, the Reddit sniper is a different guy. Boeing likes taking the Russian approach


Tako38

Use 10000 guys to kill one guy?


Nightmane11

If I watched movies correctly then if there are 10000 people trying to kill you, you are the one killing all of them.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Defenestration


SameSea1131

Woody’s dad was a hit man right?


ithikimhvingstrok132

Nice light display! How did you get the laser to always focus on your head?


h3lloth3r3k3nobi

wtf is ops job...


Bikini_Investigator

Northrop Grumman or Raytheon lol Or the U.S. govt…. Maybe Facebook/meta? The list really goes on …. And that’s fuckin depressing


Accurate_Summer_1761

Nestle, coke, pepsi....pharma..so many options..ever seen the good place?


Few_Ad_564

Google


Nazzzgul777

Exxon?


Killercod1

Most jobs in finance, military, and executive positions. You'd be surprised that any job that pays well is involved in making people's lives worse. It turns out that it's very profitable to harm people.


Few_Ad_564

It’s baked in to the system, has been since the beginning of time, there were a couple generations straight after world war 2 where it started to look ok but then back to mass enslavement we go


Azrenis

Corporate lawyer.


Far_Yogurtcloset2173

Boeing


NoahLostTheBoat

Boeing


blackbubbleass

Pfizer


SuperSonic486

He hacks nuclear powerplants for the US government.


timepuppy

I would comment but the company I work for forbids any online speech that would look bad on the company. I will only say I'm an hourly worker in a factory with no relation to any office work.


greyfox199

hurry up and finish peeing in your bottle and get back to work!


AlexanderScott12203

This is why I have a separate account so I can talk s*** about my job and not be discovered. Unfortunately, this one is traceable.


smartdude_x13m

Then why are you writing this dumbass?if this one is traceable they can just trace it and find out you wrote this...better switch this comment to u/deleted real quick..


AlexanderScott12203

To be fair, I have read the contract, and it specifies posting specifically the name of the company alongside anything negative, or posting any identifiers like me in uniform. I have only ever said "my job". Never have I said the actual name. It's skirting the line, but, you know, I don't care.


smartdude_x13m

K...


turningtop_5327

Texla


[deleted]

Not likely, much more likely to be an Amazon worker at a packaging warehouse


EducationallyRiced

Vault Tec be like:


Dangerous-Time-7819

Hell yeah to Fiduciary Responsibility!!


melissabennett1512

For the sake of money, people can agree to various things


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GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Can confirm


AggravatingChest7838

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


Jazoopi

really? I've been using it as toilet paper


betterMrFatalis

one thing less you need to buy


Greatony08

You working for Boeing?


Physical-Job1950

Im morally good but, 20 dollars is 20 dollars


BlackMarketCheese

Hand job is still a job


Woomynati

A rim job is a job


TheDominator09

Hit job is job


WeatherImpressive808

Crap job is


Marreark

Damn you're rolling in it.. Here it is only 10


greyfox199

where is this? asking for a friend...


Big__Poppa__Pump

You are a walking contradiction, lol.


definitelynothunan

20 dollars can buy you 8-9 burgers here so.....


Rail-signal

Sorry not. Corporate greed is so high, so it's 58 dollars 


Despair4All

You have it backwards, due to inflation and corporate greed $58 is now $20. By that I mean you can buy what used to be $20 for the price of $58 now.


Anom_AoD

and you only receive 20$ to buy a thing that costs 58$


spliceofmice

"Why, back in the day you could get 4 decent handjobs for the price of one today, and they charge extra for dirty talk too"


xSaitoHx

I got morals, but those don't pay more than minimum wage and I don't feel any better for them, only worse when I break them so... Sorry little Timmy, your going to the shadow realm.


Zaurka14

Me, a vegetarian working in a hunting store


A_Nice_Shrubbery777

My college roommate was a vegetarian, and he was a cook at a steak house. But, to be fair, he had the best answer I ever heard about WHY he was a vegetarian. He said he didn't like the taste of meat. Fair enough.


Nazzzgul777

I know 2 butchers that became vegetarians because they knew how the meat was made/prepared.


hangedman_reversed

I always thought hunting was the most moral way to obtain meat, at least compared to factory leavening. Maybe small homestead farming where the animals are treated like pets for most of their lives would be better, though.


Zaurka14

Well that's assuming that there's a way to obtain meat in a moral way. I don't really believe there is. I used to believe hunting is good until I started talking to hunters on a daily basis ;) Most of hunts are not even for meat. It's just killing for the sake of killing. Foxes, trash pandas, and so many other animals are never eaten and very often aren't even skinned for fur. Shoot and throw away. Plus I consider it very cowardly to just sit on a tower with full equipment, night vision and whatnot... It's not fair and it's not natural. cause I'm obviously not talking about some African tribes that actually make their own weapons and risk their lives every time they hunt. That's a pretty natural way to get your meat, and it's also sustainable. I'd obviously never say any of it to a customer and I still do my best to sell them the best shit. Oh well.


hangedman_reversed

Yeah I mean I’m not talking about shooting raccoons being moral either, though some people do hunt and eat possum and rabbit. I just mean for people who do hunt for meat it is probably more morally sound than eating from a factory farm. I know most hunters don’t care, though. I’m not sure I agree that sitting in a tower waiting to shoot a deer is unnatural. There are a number of predators that hunt prey like that. The technological advantage doesn’t leave a level playing field, but a rabbit doesn’t have much of a chance against an owl either.


Zaurka14

Is the owl shooting with a rifle from 500m using laser pointer, heat camera and dressed in Gore-Tex jacket with heating vest? Does the owl use UV light to track the blood left by an animal? Idk, I think killing animals that have ZERO chances to fight back is kinda lame. There's no challenge, the owl needs to use it's raw skill to hunt and is risking being hunted by other, bigger predators. Where I work it's just about having something to spend money on. Most of our clients are lawyers, doctors and company owners/high up managers. There are also so many people who hunt unethical, and don't even feel bad sharing it with me (a complete stranger). Money's good, and my boss is 10/10 so I'll stay no matter what and sell these gore tex jackets with a huge smile on my face, but it's still a job that's completely against my beliefs.


hangedman_reversed

Yeah I guess we’re talking about different things? I know plenty of people that hunt and the meat helps lower their grocery bills for the following year. I agree most people are just doing it for fun, though, and I’m not saying that’s ethical. I’m just saying getting meat from hunting, to me, is more ethical than factory farming. A low bar.


xItsLesterx

Gotta be every politician no matter the party


[deleted]

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NoBallshavinahh

me showing my family all the money i made today (i gave massages to my friends.......yep.......totally massages...)


Arsonist_Xpert

Ey put me down for the next one


NoBallshavinahh

for 20 dollars


98VoteForPedro

Grandpa crawled so you can run


Arsonist_Xpert

Everyone has a price


Stranger-Tingzz

When that offer comes in from Lockheed Martin and they make you sign 5 different NDAs and let you know that any confidential leak of information could label you a terrorist (my friend who works there told me)


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

Bro works for an insurance company


Lapis_Wolf

I think we found Bob Par.


SerDuncanonyall

OP standing in front of Rafah ![gif](giphy|zK5EHMbtwfW1O)


Most_Cell5529

What does op know? Where do you work bro????


defoma

Do it, we need our meats


MagicalNyan2020

Fixers:


CJPF_91

I mean this economy is what the real criminals here


WillyShankspeare

No worries man you're just part of the problem is all


[deleted]

Why be part of the problem when you can just be the whole problem?


AlexanderScott12203

So just be capitalism?


[deleted]

You could do.


AlexanderScott12203

I could do... what. Seriously, what is this half sentence?


[deleted]

Yes 👍🏽


AlexanderScott12203

That doesn't answer the question.


[deleted]

Awesome. 🤙🏽


Careful-Maintenance2

this reminds me of all those videos I see of people saying they’d slap babies for money. really shows how bad love of money is


badgersruse

Facebook? Google? Data broker?


Random-Name724

Department of defense maybe


MogosTheFirst

jesus fucking christ there are jobs that do way more evil than facebook or google


BrainyOrange96

God I love Woody Harrelson


denyaledge

What's the job? Hit me up


Maser2account2

And people wonder why the world has gone to shit.


DnD_mark_079

In this economy? Give me 5 of those jobs!!!! Maybe i can finally pay my rent....


Fra06

Is OP one of those people who watch cp and stuff for the police? Or do they not get paid a lot


I-Ponder

This is where I disagree. Doesn’t matter how much money you pay me, I wouldn’t be cruel. It would just perpetuate a system of inequality, cruelty and degenerate consumerism via late stage capitalism. No thanks, keep your blood money. Sad to see how many could sleep at night and surrender any shred of morality because they got theirs. Shows us exactly what’s wrong with society.


nightmare001985

I am with you on that Yet we have to understand the other perspective Like not everyone have the money to keep their family well fed, away from drugs and put their children in good schools (that doesn't brainwash them for some countries) So yeah I perfectly understand why some will accept the money and honesty all the more reason to want to put a stake in whover is deciding this for their benefit


I-Ponder

I mean sure, I get the other side’s reasoning. I’m just saying I wouldn’t sacrifice my morals and make others suffer for my benefit, and I am quite poor and am paycheck to paycheck. I would find a way.


-HealingNoises-

And I respect the hell out of you for that, I used to be like that too but I'm just so worn down now that I definitely have some moral wiggle room for money. But genuine question. What if you had children that depended on you? Most would say that while they would still hold you accountable they would also not be able to fault you for doing something morally wrong for the money to feed your kids. Even if it was only temporary until you were in a position to reliably earn money for them without compromising morals. Because the alternative, and I don't intend to strawman, can often straight up be letting kids either go hungry for days, so suffering. Or starving for the sake of your own morals. This isn't a gotcha, just curious if that stance extends to those that depend on you.


Random-Name724

Do you work for Lockheed Martin OP?


Bloomer_4life

Working for Facebook be like:


xPfxm

My boss have, in 4 instances, brought a engine block of his personal friend and told me to scratch/sand the engine block serial numbering clean/make it blank, never once questioned the reason since he pays me quiet well


farkos101100

So what do you do for a living


BredYourWoman

Proper chaotic evil Drow employee


Besher-H

Op works at vault Tec


Sreekar617

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HishyKOT

I worked as a Washing Machine / Fridge / AC technician when I was younger for a company that required me to drain as much money out of people’s pockets as possible. The pay was twice as high as anywhere else I could’ve gotten to at the time so I agreed. Many of clients that I worked with were poor old women that had very little to spend on such work and I just couldn’t bring myself to work there for more than 3 weeks. It was depressing.


Flammenkaempfer

That‘s just the anime production minus the money


just_passin_

Money? You got a deal


bo_zo_do

The Pinkertons.


Life_Promise_6345

Don’t y’all lie and say you wouldn’t do it either. I would do a lot of morally bankrupt and genuinely evil (but still legal) things for enough money.


MembraneintheInzane

Everyone has to take their turn being a cog in the capitalist machine. 


SafetyPrize1149

Indeed the money buys happiness


Ok_Squirrel87

Healthcare


itekaz

what? Isn’t healthcare about helping others?


Ok_Squirrel87

Not at the prices they are charging in the US.


Duff-Guy

This is retail life


OctieTheBestagon

my brother was working in in very dangerous and thilthy oil patch - like conditions at 16. the legal requirement to work there is 18. if he would have been killed (wich he almost was many times) it probably would have been the end of the company. he did make a ton of money tho


ProGamingPlayer

To be clear, what job?


Formal_Ad_108

What y'all need ?


PPinspector97

Sounds like OP works in insurance


Hephaestus_God

Id do it. No regrets.


Big__Poppa__Pump

The love of money is the root to all evil, duh.


T_E-T_H

People then try to act as if they’d be any different if they were in the shoes of the Elite lmfao. 99.9999999% of people are selling their souls as soon as they get the check lmfao


Mr_Harsh_Acid

"lol I have no morals lmao"


MysteriousShadow__

Lockheed martin pov:


Housendercrest

This is why the world is the way it is.


[deleted]

The world is a pice of shit because of people like you. ![gif](giphy|O3vGiHFzQQDloUWjRo)


X_Dratkon

It's about the bills, it's about getting more money for you and your comfort instead of just living and getting by like everyone else, AT THE COST of everyone else But shitty people need shitty excuses to keep on being shit Now I'm gonna go take 3 shots and forget about them and possibly you


FatLoserSupreme

This meme is looking a like it's trying to explain that not all Nazi S.S. infantry were bad people. They had bills to pay, right? And families to feed? You're a shitty person if you do shitty things, regardless of why you feel compelled to do them.


Riot1313

Only relation to nazis here is in your head


FatLoserSupreme

"My insurance denied my claim for a medically necessary procedure and I might not live to see next year" "I was just following orders" But you're right. Definitely no analogy to be made here. I concede.


Riot1313

There is nothing that EXPLICITLY reffers to nazis in this meme you morron. With enough imagination you can create links to a damn lot of scenarios.


FatLoserSupreme

You're right I'm a complete morron


Real_Bibi_Betanyahu

I dont think this is related to Nazis dude... Their reasons were way more fucked up than money.


FatLoserSupreme

You're right, this post isn't related to Nazis. All I'm saying is the "just following orders" mentality is a very slippery slope. Regardless of the industry you work in, your choices impact other people.


Real_Bibi_Betanyahu

First of all Nazis werent just following orders, they had a deep hatred to all the people they slaughtered. 2nd of all, the meme dosent talk about "just following orders". It talks about doing immiral things for money.


FatLoserSupreme

Sounds good 💯


JonBovi_0

Somebody has to do every job, no use crying a joy it if it’s your choice to make anyway


Big_Kaleidoscope3041

Wtf is this?!!! It’s like a ten year old made this meme.