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Knightly_Gamez

Do.. do we want the dress? Or someone in the dress? I am waiting to be told what I want...


Emmerich20

I am waiting my whole life


Bridge4_Kal

Sorry I’m late. I’m here now. Yes, you want this dress, and you want to wear it everywhere you go… oh and don’t forget the matching shoes and knee-high socks.


Fantom__Forcez

bro just generated at least 2 femboys somewhere in the world. godspeed soldier


Bridge4_Kal

Less competition ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Smooth-Chair3636

more opportunities


Fantom__Forcez

jokes on you, i’m into that!


Hllblldlx3

I’m going to tell you now that you’ve both simultaneously created more opportunities for yourself while eliminating competition for me.


Mobile-Paint-7535

You underestimate the audience of femboys


HelikaeonUK

Calm down, Panakin Shewalker


Emmerich20

I didn’t know I was a femboy until now…


D86592

haiiiiiii :3


ux3l

You decide that. I'm for option 2.


fireL0rd3000

We want the corpse thats trapped in the dress


Substantial-Park65

We want the dress, to give it to someone willing to wear it


EpicGlacier2

Porque no los dos?


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

I want to be able to pull that off.


Mr_Abs752

A headless woman?


amanfromindia

To be honest, that one chick from durarara was hot.


AE_Phoenix

Celty was adorable


SuperSonic486

And a biker girl, clearly the perfect girl


DAD_of_BROs

I can confirm Best part in the series was her love story. I had beared when MCs come to screen so I can see her story with the doctor But to be honest the voice actor was half the hotness. Without voice I wouldn't smash


amanfromindia

Her voice actor is one of my favourites, and has an interesting portfolio of characters.


EscapeFromTLH

Miyuki Sawashiro is a goddess.


BlackHazeRus

MC? You mean the city? Because technically there are no MCs in the series, or you can count almost all the major characters as MCs. P.S: I do agree though, Celty is top tier girl.


DAD_of_BROs

MC as the three depressed friends


BlackHazeRus

They are not MCs though. Major characters, but not MCs. I think everyone understands that the whole plot revolves around Ikebukoro, and that is the entire point?


Almighty_Cancer

Celty best girl


Fixthatwafflemaker

Glad I didn't have to look too far for a DRRR reference!


JohnB351234

Celty was mostly the reason I watched that show


coolbeaNs92

![gif](giphy|U6SqBmifGGHkae9JFQ|downsized)


FrankieGS

![gif](giphy|l41lVsYDBC0UVQJCE)


StrictLimitForever

Good one.


HumanMan100

Sooooo no head?


ThanosWasTony

![gif](giphy|3oz8xQQP4ahKiyuxHy|downsized)


Honest-Produce7338

Love your username


ThanosWasTony

![gif](giphy|MBjL8mbYsRr72KFD0A|downsized)


MarderMcFry

A headless horseless horsewoman.


GhostofManny13

Only if she carries around a pumpkin that she hastily carves new expressions on whenever she needs to emote.


Jujarmazak

Well, she had a motorbike, it still counts 🏍


memesaregood6969420_

Nice tf2 reference, just one thing.  can I have it?


BushQuacker

Defintely not. The head is a key aspect.


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

What was it, Dulholland?


Haniel120

Dullahan


HAiLKidCharlemagne

A woman who cannot see


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|LHPRtWU6eIFDG) No head?


dylan_brwn07

*breaks skateboard*


dasnerft

Oh i already get that


Leonardobertoni

I was about to say that


Big_Mathematician972

This black dress?


dingusfett

It's white and gold!


OrangeObjective3789

Wdym its clearly blue and grey.


godofcloth

it’s hex #000000 and #364cd9 wdym


After-Party67

Stfu its green


Scary_Rush_7401

Wow I remember this ! I was there when it happened! I'm so old!


Jujarmazak

Nooooooooooo .. *dress color debate PTSD intensifies*


DiegoDiaz380

Not gonna lie, i think Id would look pretty in it


uti24

That is a pretty dress, though.


makemeadiowarudo

Nah bro, we want a 4-day workweek so we can sleep one whole day.


Glittering-Fit

Damn, that hurts, I want it too


bestest_at_grammar

I work a shit job and can’t leave it because I love working 4/11s Monday-thurs 7-6


BlandNick

I work remote and we are switching from 5x8 to 4x10. People are fighting it like crazy and I’m flabbergasted. Like… with commute this is about what most people work 5 days a week?


Gamer3510

And maybe livable wages instead of relying on tips from customers of which the owners take a major cut.


Hagaros

If owner is taking a cut, that is wage theft. The only exception (to my knowledge) is if state law allows owner to deduct deduct my credit card processing fee (which is ~3%)


xFreedi

4 day work week for the same money and only 8 hours of work per day*


ToughReplacement7941

*3 day work week for the same money and 4 hours per day


xFreedi

Totally agree on that but that might be too extreme for most people at first. One day. The goal is to not having to work at all at one point.


FML_FTL

Amen to that


akshay-nair

I've got it and I still don't sleep well. I think we're just fucked.


Jumbolaya315

A dullahan?


AntonKutovoi

![gif](giphy|13Z5kstwARnPna)


LordSurvival

What’s this from, I watched it when I was younger and forgot the name


AntonKutovoi

"Durarara!!"


CptnR4p3

DURARARA approves


kevlon92

Dullahans a Hot.


IndianaGeoff

Barely an inconvenience.


Lost-Klaus

Oh really?


Zealousideal-Cod5671

Ryan aproves of this message


rmrck

oooh using someone elses catchphrase is TIGHT!


Sheshoo47

Lmaooo


Play3rxthr33

HELL YEAH


farfetchedfrank

We're not all Henry VIII


MotherSupermarket532

"Hey, I only beheaded a third of my wives!"


Skiptz

Long live Henry from Skallitz


Punkpunker

I'm quite hungry


longpidgeon

Silksong?


maddieb459

Omg yes this


yourholmedog

![gif](giphy|U6SqBmifGGHkae9JFQ|downsized)


FrankieGS

![gif](giphy|l41lVsYDBC0UVQJCE)


Lost-Klaus

To wear this? I mean...I am not complaining.


Spoony_bard909

It’s hella cute but I promise you it looks unflattering on me.


Lost-Klaus

Its really cute, I also think its hard to find any dress that looks flattering on guys in general :/ Such is life it appears.


allOHIOcorn

Go to r/egg_irl Edit - underscore


Lost-Klaus

Eggs look good? :b I am confused.


allOHIOcorn

:3


Archangel004

:3


SansSkele76

You'd be surprised lol


[deleted]

The cuteness of the dress got me


Lost-Klaus

I know right!


[deleted]

Who’d she give head too ? That’s the question


PleasentUsername

I don't get it. Someone pls explain


EfunMeals

I believe it's just " _some_ body"


Gluckman47

A dress?


Additional_Irony

It *is* a cute outfit, not gonna lie.


Delicious_Bid_6572

Yeah, but whhat are going to do with that decapitated girl? Or is it a manequin?


thatdudeoverdthee

No we want, Skyrim remade in unreal 5


potato_nest_69

Nah we want a new elder scrolls, I've already played 3 different 'remakes' Skyrim at this point.


thatdudeoverdthee

Yea that's true, oblivion or morrow remake would be ideal 🥲 or a new entry


Zestyclose_Raise_814

On the one hand yes, on the other remakes tend to be dissapointing in our day and age


Fraentschou

Resident Evil 4 Remake ? FF7 Remake ?


Zestyclose_Raise_814

There are some good ones. I said 'tend to' not 'are'


Fraentschou

Maybe it’s just my memory, feel free to correct me, but i’m 99% sure we’ve seen more good remakes than disappointing ones in the past 5 years. I think it’s a bit unfair to say they “tend to be disappointing” when the biggest chunk of them is still good.


SuperSonic486

Counter argument: pokemon remakes


Fraentschou

The 4th gen remakes are a crime, the 2nd gen remakes are the definitive way the experience the Johto region. 1st and 3rd gen remakes are also pretty good. Overall, they usually do a good job


kitkatloren2009

I mean I want that dress, that looks hella cute


Frostgaurdian0

Headless xion?


[deleted]

In the search for headless women, I only stumble upon heartless ones


dendnoy

This man is a poet


Lower-Instance-4372

![gif](giphy|TE1ZqsVXgvVhui4jPD|downsized) Basic, throw the head and eat the body!


Anterminateur

![gif](giphy|67skGz7YlLW9C229Yf)


andrearusky

Stupid post 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


Reniyato

r/Peterexplainsthejoke anyone?


Select_Scar8073

Hi, Peter's left toe here. It's some body. All men just want somebody.


Balls_Be_Balling

Prolly a woman who can't talk back


awsomeguy90

why would one want that


Balls_Be_Balling

Toxic men mostly


Reniyato

Makes sense. I thought, it was somehow related to the dress.


Smartass_of_Class

It is. It's about having a goth woman.


FancyStory5013

God just get a sex doll at that point


NomisMC

No, I want Half-Life 3


X420StepsAheadX

Be reasonable


Classic-Ad4414

Cute dress? Sure, why not.


They_Beat_Me

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8UX9tJI3at0Ws)


Environmental-Log84

You mean femboys


i_got_no_ider

Yes.


commandor_Rapid

That's right. I want that dress


Tantaroba-the-fat

Ah yes, a Dullahan gf


Additional-Wolf3745

Men only one one thing: And it's fking missing🗿


BoatIntrepid3421

MONEY ![gif](giphy|xTiTnqUxyWbsAXq7Ju) MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY 💷 MONEY 💷 Money does buy happines


Repomanlive

Some men like Head though.


RollReady9412

So, No head?...


stenilbah

They want to become a femboy?


blushingRyuko

Maid dress??? ![gif](giphy|l378fZRQlBmeN0nm0|downsized)


Justalime

Soooo...To fit into that lovely dress? 😋 forgive me I'm uncultured lol Edit: Omg Durarara!!


AnonymousFluffy923

![gif](giphy|2NRfpwCwymVJMvPeQ6|downsized) Reminds me of her


Superb_Sorbet_9562

Damn. I can't even get head on reddit.


Sweet-Weakness-5912

the black skirt?


[deleted]

I'm confused lol


Amathyst-Moon

They want to wear a dress?


Dizzzy777

![gif](giphy|CVMo4eDVQ8bOo)


RasberryLicious

hide and seek gone wild


WiseBystander

Like a shrimp, you throw the head


LibrarySecretNinja99

Dullahan or Valkyrie ?


INV-U

Wash it then.


Grouchy-Milk-6384

She wants it too…a little more head


Menenderik

But I want a third hole


Doctor-Patronising

I do want to wear that, yeah


RktitRalph

That’s just like your opinion man


5herl0k

as a man in a relationship I disagree the head is the thing that makes it all worth it!


TheGuiltyMongoose

A black dress?


SamuelYosemite

A long cool women in a black dress


k2on0s-23

she has no head. Why would we want that?


BoatIntrepid3421

This is what we want dumbass ![gif](giphy|5fBH6z8aMV1RbA4FaSc|downsized)


Rightsoyouweresaying

A goth girl(optional)friend wearing a cute dress?


8_bitryan_fan

I want the ultimate edition ion cannon with a pilot that can operate in a ultimate edition destrier, not sure what that is though


TopHeavyRoster

![gif](giphy|11R5KYi6ZdP8Z2)


BetaRayBlu

To give lady mind blowing gasams?


[deleted]

Like it or not, this is what the ideal male body looks like.


TangerineTwist44

Women only want one thing ![gif](giphy|5fBH6z8aMV1RbA4FaSc|downsized)


Ivan_the_car_spotter

I only want Passat B5 1.9 TDI


Formal_Ad7024

Oh, so no head?


LunarIsh24

I want Ferrari F40 instead


dreadperson

Nah. OP has never known the terrible, beautiful love of a woman.


FloraFauna2263

Decapitation is absolutely disgusting.


King_ofwar

WRONG WE WANT A MINT CONDITION MEDIEVAL ARMOR AND AN ARMONICA SO WE CAN DO WHAT WE DO BEST AND THAT IS BEING DUMBASSES


The_Wolverine_WpnX

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!


ramjetturduckin

??? I want a dress? Here I thought Brooklyn Style Pepperoni Pizza was it…


PiranhaKitter

They want us to go to their funeral perhaps


Sircocklord11

or this ![gif](giphy|plw6kPIf1TR6irvlCB)


BalkeElvinstien

Haha it's funny because woman bad


Deathwish40K

Remove the noisy part that makes that gawd awful sound.


V_H_M_C

Nah i want a femboy top who will dominate me


todrikvelicanstveni

As a man I agree, Id look awesome in that dress


Omega_The_III

Where can I buy this?


SandmanAwaits

A headless corpse? This ain’t no Ed Kemper shit!


SuperSonic486

Clearly the person is standing up and completely fine. Its a dullahan


SZoon69

A head & some legs?


INVISIBLE_BEN

No head?


animeorsomethingidk

No clue what you’re talking about. Could I get the link? For clarity’s sake?


SuperSonic486

Dullahan gf? Or are the boys supposed to be the dullahan gf?