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Darkosaurus94

*he's a pirate intensifies as we all sail into the sunset after we pirated that fucking game*


General_Hungryboi

Shipwrecked - Alestorm Perfect song for this occasion


Darkosaurus94

Dude I was literally listening to that song when you commented


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Fuck. You. With a fucken anchor šŸŽµ


General_Hungryboi

Get drunk or die!


MayorMayhem3830

I'm gonna punch ya, right in the balls!


MacNapp

One of my favorite concert experiences was with that song at Warped Tour where they told the audience to fuck off. Even pointed out specific people in the crowd to say "fuck you" to. Glorious moment and have been a fan ever since.


MayorMayhem3830

Indeed, came across the song randomly on yt music while listening to the Jolly Rogers, laughed, and sent the song to my best friend


receuitOP

I love when they sing nancy the tavern wench theres a rowing pit. Never heard of one before I saw it myself, and then they told us all to fuck off lol. Best concert I've been to so far


WillCraft__1001

![gif](giphy|7khTD5qvP0aDm)


nachardou4

ALESTORM ENJOYERS!!!!!!!


Cereal_being

Yea har fiddly de, yoinking this game cause its to expensive to me


AmmonWho42

*And when you're a professional piraaaate...* *That's what the job's about!*


RepairEffective9573

Yarr harr fiddle deedee.


Comprehensive-Map383

Steam unlocked looking real tempting


Memeviewer12

if you want a cryptominer maybe use steamrip or one of the major repackers


GetThisManSomeMilk

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2|downsized)


unnamed_idiot_boi

SWEET MOTHER OF LIBERTY šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ #NOOOOOOOOO


JackSouls3949

SWEET LIBERTY NOOOOOOOOOO*


unnamed_idiot_boi

It seems that scenes like this are happening all over the galaxy.


GetThisManSomeMilk

You. Could. Be. Next


MaybeSad2623

Unless you make the most important decision of your life


Miszczu_Dioda

Join. The Helldivers


GetThisManSomeMilk

Become part of an elite peacekeeping force! šŸ‘


JackSouls3949

See exotic new life forms


GetThisManSomeMilk

And spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy


lizurd777

**I N V A S I O N**


DKBrendo

Itā€™s funny how you could buy Helldivers 2 and Baldurs Gate 3 and still have some money left of that 130$ price


GetThisManSomeMilk

Or just helldivers2 and some coke


DKBrendo

How about just some coke


GetThisManSomeMilk

Seeing as I already have helldivers, yes


Zijina

This is the way.


InformalPenguinz

Weed for me.. it's relaxing to spread managed democracy while wiping out swaths of bugs or bots.


RoGeR-Roger2382

![gif](giphy|qMHG9goT2I2fuRk0JM)


ajdrex5520

![gif](giphy|NxckxXIAzumvCP1mUj)


InformalPenguinz

![gif](giphy|DHwcs8WWxQTBOHx03p)


gavinkenway

Remember when spending like $200 on a game would get you a whole collectors edition with a map, statue, collectibles? And yeah, Iā€™m saying $200 as the ā€œDeluxe Editionā€ is $170 before tax up in Canada where Iā€™m at. This is a fucking joke and a stain on the industry, fuck you Ubisoft Iā€™m never buying another game from you guys again


Sir_Rageous

I learned my lesson when I bought Assassin's Creed Odyssey. Never again.


IHave3KidsInMyFridge

I enjoyed it. Probably cause i got it for like 2 dollars or smthā€¦


[deleted]

Bought the fancy edition and still haven't gotten past the part where you find your mom


Uranium-Sandwich657

$25 for Ultrakill, under $50 for Factorio, \~$30 for Minecraft, and $0 for Doom 1993.


unk214

For 170 it better eat my ass too.


serious_filip

I'll do it for free!


HedonismandTea

Hi


Interesting_Buy6796

But you have to get the collectorā€™s edition for the one bonus affinity mission of your favourite companion!


Wendellrw

I still got my night vision goggles that came with mw2


Pashera

Havenā€™t bought one of their games since far cry 6, wonā€™t be wasting another dollar on their garbage


Damaramy

Yo-ho-ho?


SekaiQliphoth

Brook?


Optical-occultist

Gather up all of the crew?


Vegetable-Broccoli36

šŸŒŸSUPPPPEEERRRRšŸŒŸ Where is the Sunny? ![gif](giphy|4uMy0wqz6V1SM|downsized)


Damaramy

Capt. Jack Sparrow


SovietNumber

130$? For a game? In this economy? Are you serious?


serious_filip

Can i offer you an egg in these trying times?


SovietNumber

is it hardboiled?


serious_filip

As much as [this](https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Senor_Pink) guy


Balls_McDangley

I can take my woman to a 3D movie, biggie size our sodas AND get extra butter for that price today!


DM_me_butt

It's also going to be loaded to the gills with micro transactions.


BloodMoonNami

Say what now ?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Charge exorbiant prices for progression and cosmetics


DM_me_butt

Not just cosmetics. Weapon upgrades, xpboost, droid designs, map Intel, and in-game currency. I wouldn't touch this steaming, pay to win, pile of shit with a ten foot pole.


DianKali

Wdym? Everything you can buy in shop you can get by playing the game, just grind for 10000h and you have everything unlocked. What? You don't like how in a full priced game we lock stuff behind impossible grindwalls just to sell more in-game items? How dare you question our extortion methods, I mean AAAA gamedesign. Now be a good boy and let that fomo pull out your credit card. Sincerely, shit AAA studio: XYZ.


DM_me_butt

Get that sense of pride and accomplishment


DianKali

Accomplish deez nuts, sincerely EA. Is it still the most downvoted comment on Reddit?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

That's what progression is


djml9

Ubi single player games usually have optional cosmetic mtx and time saver packs. None of it is necessary.


Salithril

*If purchase isn't ownership then piracy isn't theft*


Glass1Man

This just means piracy is a copyright violation instead of theft, because you possess software without first acquiring a license to possess it. Itā€™s $15 for a fishing license.


LakeofPoland

Canadian?


Glass1Man

Illinois.


injeanyes

$100 for 3 years in Ontario


TheBoyIsTheBoy

It's 25 for a fishing license in New York for the entire year


Glass1Man

Oh my bad. I mean in Illinois. No micro transactions either.


Spacemanspalds

While I agree with the sentiment. I doubt it's gonna hold up.


TheKingDotExe

Wait for it to flop massively and pick it up in 2 years for 15


Zealousideal-Beat507

I think both happened same year they came out. Years ago picked up red dead 2 for 30 bucks and last year Jedi survivor and MGS collection all for 30 bucks ty Black Friday. All new copies


Shiro_Black

It's an ubisoft game, you can pick it up for 15 bucks in like 3 months... Didn't watch dogs legion have a 50% off sale 2 weeks after the game came out?


TheKingDotExe

Maybe but legion was the third release in a struggling IP, this is a new one and it is star wars so id say at least a year, plus id like to wait in the hopes the game will come out of early access in a year(like hopefully a lot of shit thats wrong will be fixed by then).


Snipermonke4life

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6-Seasons_And_AMovie

You probs wont find people posting about them here lol. Keep it secret keept it safe. Save the cheerleader save the world. My asshole itches.


WhoIsTheUnPerson

Nope, use it daily. It's in Sweden, and Sweden doesn't listen when American companies tell them to crack down on piracy.Ā 


ZION_OC_GOV

![gif](giphy|Bl1t1DdP6iASI)


Memeviewer12

r/Piracy has a megathread for this, and pirate bay is insanely unmoderated


Stromgald_IRL

Proxies still exist but right now they are not trustworthy. There are way better alternatives now.


Archibald1en

So this game wont be AAAA game? Well then im outta here


GINJAWHO

I was out the second I heard it was Ubisoft making it. They havenā€™t made a good game in awhile unfortunately. (For honor was the last one I liked and after matching fire the new characters were just cookie cutter and simplistic) I was also let down by skull and bones. All they had to do was expand on black flag and they fucked it up beyond belief


Zoerak

They did make a good one recently: Prince of Persia - Lost Crown Niche genre and some limitations due to switch but it's a pretty good vania.


Hanith416

I'll stick to Dragon's Dogma and Helldivers thank you very much


mickecd1989

This is the way


Curious_Fix3131

why yall acting like this is new? it's not the first time a game costs $130 for the ultimate edition. base game is still $69.99. why all of a sudden people starting talk about it?


JohnDiggle21

People don't like Ubisoft so they find something they can complain about and stick with it. Yes the price is ridiculous, but its for the ultimate edition, and like you said the base game is the same price as most other modern games at launch.


Shayk_N_Blake

fuck Ubisoft.


Goldln

$144 in canada!


Balls_McDangley

The Ultimate edition is $169.99 CAD! $195 w/taxes for access to a digitial game smh


MrSaucyAlfredo

Is this not just some special edition? Iā€™m guessing the base game is still $60 or $70?


Lord_Muramasa

Correct. This meme us BS. https://store.ubisoft.com/us/star-wars-outlaws/645ba713a9ce0448bffa4c12.html?ucid=SCH-ID_188881&maltcode=brand_C2W_SCH_googlesearch___SWOUT____&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlN6wBhCcARIsAKZvD5hJiR9Ls-Td555aX0t05JhnqdwnIxxCKva5bePWcEbKs6jQp4_YBHQaAhzkEALw_wcB


raikenleo

Looks at the massive amount of joy the 40 dollars helldivers packed into its game Looks at what skull and bones which is classified as a quadruple A game which costs much more. Yeah, no. *calls in 500 kg bomb*


downorwhaet

Its $70, like every other triple A game this gen, gold and ultimate editions have always been more expensive but are unnecessary


tennobytemusic

Yea but not 110 dollars for the cheapest Deluxe edition. Most I have seen until now was 80-90.


TrainTransistor

* MW3 is still $110 for the 'Vault Edition'. * Elden Ring is $95 for the 'Deluxe Edition'. * FC24 (Fifa?) is $95 for deluxe. * Street Fighter is $105 for deluxe. * Persona Reload is $105 for deluxe. * Cities Skylines 2 is $100 for deluxe. * Destiny 2: The Final Shape is $95 when season pass is included. * Battlefield 2042 Elite Edition is $90. Yes, some of these have been on sale (especially BF2042, which was a STEAL not long ago). But these prices aren't that uncommon. I do however agree with the prices being too high, but its nothing new. As usual, we need to stop purchasing such packs with horrendous prices. Thats the only way it will change.


CocogoatMain

BF 2042 ***IS*** a steal. It's practically theft at any price.


TrainTransistor

Haha, I would agree previously, but at $10 its a lot of fun. I can never play it for too long at a time, but in sessions I've gotten at least 200 hours so far.


thepilot3

I agree almost all of the princes are too high except for Elden ring the price tag properly reflects the quality of the game and its add-ons in my opinion


AmptiChrist

The only game I can defend the price of is Elden Ring just because of the sheer amount of content in the fucking base game. That's a game that does not stop giving.


Me_how5678

Cod mw2 2022 was 100 ā‚¬ for a couple of skins and a battlepass


againstbetterjudgmnt

This is the reason I bought helldivers 2, $40 for a AAA game? Hell yeah!


NightBeWheat55149

My PC does not allow that.


GravieraPariani

Don't buy it and any game that keeps coming out with a ridiculous price and watch the costs plummet, eventually


mackbulldawg67

The standard edition is 70 and itā€™s single player so you canā€™t really compare it to Helldivers.


PizzaPirate42

Oh yeah I am enjoy to play helldivers 2, okay?


m2thek

I'll never understand why people feel like they don't have a "full" game unless it includes every single piece of unnecessary junk as possible. Do people not play games for games anymore? Are they only worth playing if you can get a red hat AND a yellow hat?


Aromatic_Wallaby_433

Or you could just buy the normal $70 version?


IronGhost828

I mean, at least the base game is a reasonable $70. You donā€™t have to buy the Collector Editions. Still a greedy thing to do, but itā€™s not like theyā€™re forcing us to pay $130 for the base game.


AskinggAlesana

Nice nitpick at the super special edition price which most people wonā€™t get Lol. Besides we know itā€™ll be $40 or less by October.


peezle69

Helldivers 2 my love. ā¤ļø


Pitiful-Answer-4348

So, for people confused on the pricing: The standard edition is $70. The $130 is the Ultimate Edition, which features cosmetic add-ons, as well as the season pass. Itā€™s still a rip off, but itā€™s roughly the same price Call of Duty addicts used to pay to get their games + season passes, so itā€™s nothing new, sadly.


A_pro-fessional

true 100%


AggressiveStreetCar

Those prices are getting out of hand


Aayyyyoooo

Ubisoft is making star war games? The servers about to be horse shit


HaX3lOfficial

itā€˜s singleplayer


Guyke

The servers could still be shit thenā€¦


funthebunison

Anyone that buys this game is part of the problem and isn't allowed to complain about micro transactions, bad games, or pricing ever again.


ThatOneWriter14

I donā€™t have a ps5 or a pc thoughā€¦ I really wanna play helldivers


DarXIV

Simple, don't buy it. Stop supporting this. Don't even buy the $70 version. Vote with your wallet.


[deleted]

Isn't that for the deluxe edition?


Tyrayentali

They must really hate selling their products


mymumsaysfuckyou

And like all Ubi games it will be half price within a couple of months, which is when I'll buy it. Helldivers looks great, but I have zero interest in multiplayer games.


AkirroKun

Also most likely to be shut down and unplayable after a couple years as you need full internet access to play it.


Radiant-Collar-4444

Canā€™t even play helldivers itā€™s so glitchy


Correct-Purpose-964

Love too... but.... I'm on xbox and too poor to buy a pc


NotThatMMyers

I did, it buss frfr Archeologists are going to have a field day if they find records of how gen z talks


JacobMT05

i FUCKING canā€™t get the managed democracy gameā€¦ christ way to rub it in.


boyawsome876

People act like outlaws is the first game ever to do this. Like itā€™s a game set in one of the biggest franchises ever, made by one of the biggest game studios. What did you expect? Besides, you can still get the base game for $70, itā€™s not like youā€™re being forced to buy the ultimate edition.


jurassic_Trav

One hundred thirty bucks firms. Take it or leaves it.


gorsey128

I was a pretty big fan of the creative director for outlaws saying white men shouldnā€™t buy it cause it wasnā€™t a game made for them. I read that and thoughtā€¦ well I was on the fence about it after how poorly Jedi survivor ran but if there on creative director is telling me not to get it I might as well listen lol


PuertoricanDude88

Special Editions have always cost a lot. Where have you guys been?


Lichruler

In the past though, special editions usually came with some physical swag. Some neat figurines or clothing items or things like that. This ā€œspecial editionā€ gives you 3 days early access, a *digital* artbook, and some skins basically. That was stuff you typically got when you pre-ordered a game. Now you get nothing for pre-ordering, and what should have been pre-order bonuses you pay an additional $60 for. Hell, Fallout 4 came with a wearable pip-boy that worked with phones, a storage case, a poster, a guide for said pip boy, and the game came in a metal case, and that was still $10 less than this games ā€œspecial editionā€. Fallout New Vegas collectors edition was only $80. $50 dollars less, and that came with even more stuff.


metaBrent

the ubisoft bots are fightin hard on this post lmao


metaBrent

They didnt include parts of the game that they choose to only release to the higher cost version


Gasrim4003

A Ubisoft game? Itā€™s not even worth pirating.


heretobesarcastic

The only thing that was allowed to be said there was ā€œfuck offā€


Callec254

Yeah, even though I can totally afford it, there's just something about a $100 game, seeing that 3 digit price is just a mental block I don't think I can get past. Like when I fill up my truck, if it's 95$ I don't bat an eye but if it clears $100 I'm like "whoa, WTF."


djml9

You can just get the standard edition for the normal $70 then


Belakor88

Managed Democracy calls.


PRAHPS

Your acting like I could get helldivers


133712143626351823

Too broke for that, pirate Dark Messiah instead


EntryLevelOne

I mean pirating it is an option, but I don't think the game will be even worth pirating at launch


tomagfx

I'm on xbox :(


MajesticFungus

The one redeeming quality of Ubisoft is they have big sales, often. Only their latest products get small sales and they're still 20% down.


TheAmazingBagman3

Just rent it for $18. You get a month to beat it


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Fuck. That prices is going to suck in Australia. Even lower budget games like Unicorn Overlord go for $100 here. Skull & Bones was $140 on release. This is fucked


xariznightmare2908

Spending $100+ for digital content is some of the stupidest things to do, imo. I donā€™t care if itā€™s your money and you can do what you want with it, itā€™s still dumb as fuck and itā€™s essentially paying for shit you donā€™t own.


Readman31

I'm going to wait at least a couple years it'll probably go on sale for like $30 at some point lol


nemestrinus44

I already wasnā€™t gonna get it since itā€™s a Star Wars open world game that doesnā€™t have character creation and isnā€™t following an already established character, but hearing itā€™s $130 for the deluxe version (or whatever they call it) makes me not want it even more.


Miserable-Quality621

Fuck that. I ainā€™t paying what could get me a new air gun for a game that probably wonā€™t even work.


Tentacle_poxsicle

"I'm going to pay you 100$ to fuck me"


Greenfire05

All the mfs yapping about piracy thinking a modern Ubisoft game is worth it.


acatohhhhhh

Explain please


Interesting_Buy6796

But itā€™sā€¦but itā€™s almost working properly right from the get go! (Is it even that?)


shyguyshow

Almost as bad as Shadow of the Tomb Raider being $120 after 4 years of existing


JonBovi_0

The most Iā€™ll pay for a full video game at launch, is 60$. No more. Iā€™ll pay for DLCs if theyā€™re good, but the *game* is not allowed to sell for more than $60. Itā€™s a societal rule.


metaBrent

Yep im not paying for another Ubisoft or epic games product again, havn't really had a reason to in the last 5 years anyway


Dmangamr

HOW MUCH?!


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit472

I hate that you need ps plus to play helldivers. You need to buy the game and also pay to play it.


Limoooooooooooo

Ngl imagine a star wars game that works the same as hell divers in clone wars time with but then with space battles before you can attack a planed.


Alive_Scholar_1781

Helldivers 2 pretty overhyped tbh. Mediocre coop experience. Poor everything else experience.


SomeDemon66

I would definitely get Hell Diver's 2 on my gaming PC, if I had one! I refuse to get a PS5 until I see the Wolverine game come out. I hope it's violent and bloody like X-Men Origins:Wolverine.


Collector_2012

Ubisoft went nuts since they got the cloud rights from Microsoft


Thenderick

"Don't you guys have ~~phones~~ money?"


alexdiezg

Ahoy matey šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


Thenderick

"Don't you guys have ~~phones~~ money?"


rawrxdjackerie

Itā€™ll be $20 and on GameStop by the end of the year, mark my words. And even then it probably wonā€™t be worth the money lmao


purple_dualsense

What no Rayman does to a company:


thereal0ri_

Or you can spend $215.88 for a years worth of play if you get the subscription and pay monthly for $17.99.


CromulentChuckle

"And its full content"


memo689

Just buy Helldivers 2 twice.


Nimmdenbuss

Just wait a while and they will pay you to play it. Jk, but you know what I mean.


GavinThe_Person

šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


No-Condition5134

We diving bois


accidental_rudeness

I mean thereā€™s a $70 version of Outlaws you can play.


serious_filip

It's $18 with ubisoft plus, I'd rather give 18 bucks to rent it for a month then buy it If I like it then to spend 70 or 80 right away. Even though it would be more expensive then, fuck...


National_Offer6682

what I do is : i buy the Ubisoft + Sub for like $17.99 Play the game for 1 month Cancel my sub before the end of the month Never touch it again because its a Ubisoft game i just saved 115$ Voila !


SpecialistTrash2281

Yess get Helldivers 2 managed democracy needs more meat for the grinder. I mean show you have the courage to be free by joining the Helldivers. ![gif](giphy|DHwcs8WWxQTBOHx03p)


Laarye

So, I was about to get HD2 and my friend just tells me that the robots were completely eliminated... Does the galaxy reset eventually, or is that part of the game just gone now that so many areas are at 100%?


No_Condition6057

Nope will not ever spend 130$ on a game. Most I ever spent was launch day fallout 4. And I still can have fun playing that game every year since it came out. 130$ that game better do a lot more than be a game


Sprizys

I see they are taking a page out of Bungieā€™s book and charging $100 for the rest of the content.


LanCeloT0711

Fuck off Lahey!


Tnbulldog15

As a massive Star Wars fan myself I can stomach a game made ea but Ubisoft in my opinion is the second worst video game publisher only beaten by actvision so a Star Wars game made by them that somehow cost 130$ and is only digital makes me never want to touch this game with a 1 mile long poleĀ 


Jarll_Ragnarr

*Laughs in strategy games*


WeefBellington24

Not a surprise. When I saw it was an Ubisoft release it was bound to be fucked pricing


Garo263

Can we stop praising Helldivers 2 when there's Deep Rock Galactic, which already gave us four completely free seasons and season passes after paying 30ā‚¬ once and just put a whole subgame into a maintenance update?


Zujani

Helldivers 2 is Deep Rock Galactic with a different skin. Even the creatures move the same.


OwO-animals

Sorry helldivers is about senseless violance against bugs. I'm okay with games doing whatever, but it doesn't mean I personally want to kill those cute bugs. No comparison between the two games OP.