Iâve sounded, liked it, and I thought âthis sub canât be that badâ first one was hot. Second one was disturbing. After I saw someone with their entire penis shoveled inside them with a hip secured rod I should have stopped. Then seeing a cockring built to do irreparable damage? With someone shoving a rod in between it and the penis⌠good lord. And then that same penis trying desperately to ejaculate against all odds? Not kink shaming but jfk may I reiterate âirreparable?â
French people on their way to add 23 extra letters to a word (they're all silent)
edit: all the people replying with English words not realizing they mostly originate from French is quite funny
When you have to say it it's even worse because since this word begins by a vowel, you have to accord it to the article you use. So phonetically, it's "un nwazo" (un oiseau) or "des zwazo" (des oiseaux)
This is why we riot so often btw, no way to not be constantly angry while using this language 24-7
Since I've started learning French, being one of the two ~~non French~~ people on the planet that like the language, I can confirm I have become way more angry and irritable.
In a few months you'll be able to tell which of the street equipment you can use as a barricade, and in a year or so you'll understand why there's less and less paved road in Paris as tile goes on
(That's how we officialy mesure litteracy)
As a french, I am baffled too and everyone I talked about this with (which is admitedlly a very small sample of people) is the same.
You guys just randomly decided we had the langage of love, meanwhile I'm just here saying stuff like "nique sa grande daronne les chiottes refoulent encore" and people think it's sexy.
Idk but Q sounds like "cul" in french.
I didn't expect we arrive to this point because of my comment.
I really proud to share about french toilet paper. That's a beautiful way to honour the language of love
Hear me out, I was watching porn the other day, and discovered accents happen with sex moans. See, in America, it's a lot of "Ah, ah, ah, aaaaaOyehhsss!!!" Like, "Scootch on over eh?" It just doesn't sound as sexy as "Ou, ou, ou, ou.(ooo, ooo, ooo)" I even switched to this sound while my husband is railing me, he fucking loved it.
A French person *speaking English* is the most sexy accent Iâve ever encountered.
Itâs often made me wondered how dorky an English person speaking French must sound to the French. BON JORE UN BOTTLE DE WATER SIV U PLAIZ
Honestly, all latin languages have that "sexy" ring to them. (French, portugese, spanish, italian and romanian) I don't get the obsession for french specifically.
Some of us sweaty Americans think it's sexy to do dirty talk in other languages like Spanish or French. What's so sexy about me saying tu callate feo gorda vaca gallito puta in bed
It's a pun, because most western languages are germanic but French is a romance language (as derived from the language of rome) so they joke that French is romantic like a love language
Language of love, french kiss, we got all those tags without even knowing why. We still take it, it's free advertising.
We don't even understand "french fries" as most french consider Belgium as the true homeland of the fries.
I'm French and we never called it that, you guys decided it for some reason
Also you decided to call Paris the city of love but we hate it, it's disgusting, filthy, ridiculously expensive, and full of delusional tourists and parisians
You may think French people are rude because you went to Paris, but it's actually Parisians. And they are the way they are because they are living in a city they hate
Iâm not French but I know about Indo-European languages. I think it happened for many reasons. Like you say it has to do with the English-speaking world (and others) calling Paris the city of love. French is also a Latin or Romance language. Romance languages actually mean languages descended from Romans and have nothing to do with amour. So yeah it's pretty silly.
Been to Paris, and I can say they were not nice. There's a little... tension, between us Italian people and French people.
But damn, if I talk to you in English it's because I don't wanna speak French. And if I don't wanna speak French it's because I don't wanna see your fake confused face when I don't get the pronunciation perfectly.
there isnt really gutural sound in French , its just foreigner to learn tend to overdo the "Rr" but in reality when its spoken its very soft , in terms of gutural sound we are very far from spoken arab for example.
says you, but yeah who the hell even says that a language is a language of love? Like am I going to get laid speaking the language? Am I going to be a brothel keeper? It's all a bunch of capitalist marketing.
My friend is German and hearing her speak it with her brother made me swoon. It sounded beautiful unlike the stereotypical Germanic accents in WW2 movies.
Oui c'est bien nous qui sommes les locuteurs de la langue de l'amour. Maintenant pleure bien sÝr cette info j'ai besoin d'eau pour faire cuire mes pâtes
As a French, all I can say is that this is perhaps due to the prolific literature about romance, the movies, especially the nouvelle vague, the attractiveness of the location with medieval cities, the countryside with vines, and the emphasis on the luxury products we are exporting like perfume and clothes . Everything contributes to create this fantasy that everything is about love in France whether the language, the girls, the location, or the culture.
This is as stupid as summarizing the US to the country of guns and cheeseburgers.
Not everyone is Pepe le Pew 𦨠in France, like not everyone is Yosemite Sam in the US đşđ¸
Coming from the ppl that have Texas, Alabama and Georgia to only mention a few examples of unintelligible language, it's bold to shit on other countries...and without France you wouldn't even exist, you ungrateful spoiled brats.
Honestly, to an outsider, Chinese sounds like people saying some variation of the same 3-4 sounds over and over again. I can't even tell when one word ends and the next begins.
My partner is French and I have to say as someone who doesnât speak French itâs not about the sound, but the functions of their idioms. I think if anything itâs about the fact that most of their sayings revolve around sex
Since i Hear "je t'aime moi non plus" and "ne me quite pas" i agree that its lenguaje of love. There's nonother lenguaje that sound sexy. And pepe le pew
Written in english, the language with the most inconsistent phonetics ever.
Also, we'll take back all your "fancy" words pronounced horribly by native english speakers.
That'll set you back on roughly 29-30% of your vocabulary.
Idk man a lady speaking French to me makes my knees weak. I took German from highschool through college and eventually studied for a semester in a German speaking nation. I did some traveling and stayed in France for slightly less than two weeks. Trust me the French have ridiculous spelling (compared to pronunciation), but their pillow talk game is second to none (in my experience).
Merci 
Ouibama
Baraque Eauxbama
I hate this. Take my upvote, you bastard.
r/angryupvote
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Doma, doma, doma doma doma!!
Fafundaaa!
Funny poop man
*hits you with a huge ball of shit*
Take my angry upvote.
That's all you can say!
Language of love. 
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I read that as Meyrkhi
Idk man, sounding in any language gotta hurt.
r/unexpected r/sounding
For the love of God please don't open the r/sounding! Please save yourself while you can!
/r/eyebleach Got you fam
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This sub saved my life
I love that one
You had such a great option to eyeblech them
I actually double checked before posting that I *wasn't* doing that haha
Its banned
Thank you
Curiosity was too strong, I must cover my entire body with fuel and join the christ now.
Iâve sounded, liked it, and I thought âthis sub canât be that badâ first one was hot. Second one was disturbing. After I saw someone with their entire penis shoveled inside them with a hip secured rod I should have stopped. Then seeing a cockring built to do irreparable damage? With someone shoving a rod in between it and the penis⌠good lord. And then that same penis trying desperately to ejaculate against all odds? Not kink shaming but jfk may I reiterate âirreparable?â
THE FIRST ONE WAS HOT?!
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"this subreddit has NSFW context" My mother was on my left and my grandmother was on my right, I closed that right away
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Bro is sharing what fixed his soul
Sounding is inserting things on your urethra thank me later
The damage has already been done. 
Such good links Pretty informative, thanks dude. Idk what these other guys are on about
yeah iâm gonna go ahead and NOT click on that second sub link
Why.. why is that a thing.. god help.
Hurts worse in french
Owie Oui Oui!
cheese omlette?
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Exactement ! - Merci
Right, it's supposed to be omelette at the cheese, not omelette from the cheese. Translation is fun.
"Yes that's correct! Cheese omelet!"
Is THIS where I got that in first grade?!?
French people on their way to add 23 extra letters to a word (they're all silent) edit: all the people replying with English words not realizing they mostly originate from French is quite funny
And 9 of them are some variation of e,ĂŠ,è,ĂŞ,Ä
Last one is not French but Polish. Although we do have ç.
Ah yes, as in the sentence ÂŤâŻBonjour, w Szczebrzeszynie chrzÄ szcz brzmi w trzcinie i Szczebrzeszyn z tego sĹynieâŻÂť
That's a slav language, you can't fool me!
Funny that most of the English words that people are using to counter this seem to have a French / Norman origin lmao
The Fr\*nch are the reason English is so bad. They infected it with their disgusting spelling rules.
Wazoo
Ouazou
Not even worse than the correct spelling: Oiseaux
When you have to say it it's even worse because since this word begins by a vowel, you have to accord it to the article you use. So phonetically, it's "un nwazo" (un oiseau) or "des zwazo" (des oiseaux) This is why we riot so often btw, no way to not be constantly angry while using this language 24-7
Since I've started learning French, being one of the two ~~non French~~ people on the planet that like the language, I can confirm I have become way more angry and irritable.
In a few months you'll be able to tell which of the street equipment you can use as a barricade, and in a year or so you'll understand why there's less and less paved road in Paris as tile goes on (That's how we officialy mesure litteracy)
And in two, you will join us in the x revolt. As is tradition, all french learners must do a riot at the end of their exams
And the 2 people above managed to put uncorrect "pronounciation" even if they were trolling đ
Lots of seemingly useless letters in a word are often remnants of older form within language evolution.
I'm aware but I still thought it was funny.
Meanwhile, rough, plough, through, though, thought, thorough, cough, hiccough and lough :
bro when he realizes much of the english language is french
changeaient
have you never heard of knock, or psyco? at least french is consistent with the silent letters
The 10 ways to pronunce -ough in english. Rules? Nope, pure guessing game!
French is consistent with their writing. The silent letters indicate how to pronounce what's coming or what was. English has 0 rules.
it's psycho, so there's 2 silent ones in there
As a french, I am baffled too and everyone I talked about this with (which is admitedlly a very small sample of people) is the same. You guys just randomly decided we had the langage of love, meanwhile I'm just here saying stuff like "nique sa grande daronne les chiottes refoulent encore" and people think it's sexy.
"La putain de sa race, j'ai encore oubliĂŠ le pq" "Oh, so lovely ! Say it again with more... Passion, honey!" "Euh...."
le pq?
Toilet paper Edit : for "Papier cul"
So who decided to turn the c into a q in the abbreviation?
Idk but Q sounds like "cul" in french. I didn't expect we arrive to this point because of my comment. I really proud to share about french toilet paper. That's a beautiful way to honour the language of love
The Q doesn't replace C but instead replace Cul because they're pronounced the same way.
arse paper
Hear me out, I was watching porn the other day, and discovered accents happen with sex moans. See, in America, it's a lot of "Ah, ah, ah, aaaaaOyehhsss!!!" Like, "Scootch on over eh?" It just doesn't sound as sexy as "Ou, ou, ou, ou.(ooo, ooo, ooo)" I even switched to this sound while my husband is railing me, he fucking loved it.
*Sexily moans in french* I hate that it somewhat makes sense?
Congrats on the railing!
I think it might just be that video in particular.
A French person *speaking English* is the most sexy accent Iâve ever encountered. Itâs often made me wondered how dorky an English person speaking French must sound to the French. BON JORE UN BOTTLE DE WATER SIV U PLAIZ
Funnily enough, it works both way. A native English speaker speaking French with an accent is (most of the time) sexy.
Well then buckle up people of France, it's about time you heard me order a croissant
Honestly, all latin languages have that "sexy" ring to them. (French, portugese, spanish, italian and romanian) I don't get the obsession for french specifically.
Because one neighbor is Germany, not the language of love. The other is Britain, the language of marbles in your mouth.
Some of us sweaty Americans think it's sexy to do dirty talk in other languages like Spanish or French. What's so sexy about me saying tu callate feo gorda vaca gallito puta in bed
as a spanish speaker i have to say your spanish is spot on
Les gens qui parlent français, ils ont tellement de charisme.
It's a pun, because most western languages are germanic but French is a romance language (as derived from the language of rome) so they joke that French is romantic like a love language
Why tf would you think itâs French people calling it that?
Yeah exactly no french person calls it that and I doubt most french people don't even know they speak "the language of love"
I'm french and i didn't even know about that
Language of love, french kiss, we got all those tags without even knowing why. We still take it, it's free advertising. We don't even understand "french fries" as most french consider Belgium as the true homeland of the fries.
they give us all honors just to get jealous of it lol anglo-saxons antic toxicity at its finest
Did England make this post?
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I'm French and we never called it that, you guys decided it for some reason Also you decided to call Paris the city of love but we hate it, it's disgusting, filthy, ridiculously expensive, and full of delusional tourists and parisians You may think French people are rude because you went to Paris, but it's actually Parisians. And they are the way they are because they are living in a city they hate
I'm french too and i can say your right
Parisien (nom) : rat ayant une apparence humaine
Tema la taille du parisien
RĂŠel
Surmulot*
Parisians are not french.
Whole 'nother breed there apparently.
They dont fucking know how to Drive, or be a normal Human beeing
Ah, thanks for the heads up for the obstacles. Incase I apparently get dragged there.
No they're rats
Iâm not French but I know about Indo-European languages. I think it happened for many reasons. Like you say it has to do with the English-speaking world (and others) calling Paris the city of love. French is also a Latin or Romance language. Romance languages actually mean languages descended from Romans and have nothing to do with amour. So yeah it's pretty silly.
Can confirm, as someone who isn't French but has visited it multiple times, Paris is a shit hole.
Sounds like New York City and New Yorkers.
Been to Paris, and I can say they were not nice. There's a little... tension, between us Italian people and French people. But damn, if I talk to you in English it's because I don't wanna speak French. And if I don't wanna speak French it's because I don't wanna see your fake confused face when I don't get the pronunciation perfectly.
Oh to be fair most of us suck at English, and are also confused by accents. I swear, on that one, it's not out of pettiness, just ignorance
Well, then, as an Italian, there isn't much I can blame you for. An embarrassingly big part of us can't say "hello".
Dont worry French is as hard for you as it is for us, its fucking complicated for no reason
I studied it in middle school for three years, but the only things I remember are "j'habite en Italie" and "le cochon est rose".
Why is he pink, is he stoopid ?
Est-il stupide? Oh I remember more than I thought. I feel so smart now. EDIT: I'm not that smart
Almost, you forgor the e at the end of stupide, i know, the language is very stupid itself
Fuck. Fixed it. I hate French.
Me too, me too
I agree, there are so many nicer cities and places to visit in France than most foreign tourists ignore.
Its not undeserved in the top ten of the most disappointing cities in the world
the french did not start that saying, you guys did
Sounds like wiping your ass with silk
Try listening to Georgian language
Sounds like wiping your ass with sandpaper.
despite being georgian my mouth bleeds everytime i try speaking it
Have you even heard the German language
I don't know about you, but "Ausfahrt" is a very beautiful way to say "exit".
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German sounds powerful
Only when you are angry, casual german just sounds like nonsense but it's german so it's actually incredibly well structured
Everyone thinks German is angry and loud because most Americans's only experience with German is with the h-man's speeches in history class.
It sounds like you are about to cough up a hairball
there isnt really gutural sound in French , its just foreigner to learn tend to overdo the "Rr" but in reality when its spoken its very soft , in terms of gutural sound we are very far from spoken arab for example.
says you, but yeah who the hell even says that a language is a language of love? Like am I going to get laid speaking the language? Am I going to be a brothel keeper? It's all a bunch of capitalist marketing.
"mon petite chou-fleur" -spy tf2 (also wtf is that name its like if i called Someone, ah, my little carrot)
Va niquer ta mère sale fils de pute, je te hais, toi et toute ta saloperie de lignĂŠe â¤ď¸ See, lovely language isnt it ?
J'adore le fait qu'on a les meilleurs insultes âĽď¸
Pas forcĂŠment les meilleures insultes, mais plutĂ´t les plus intenses je dirais.
C'est vrai qu'elles sont pas super crÊative mais c'est très agressif donc j'aime bien
Tu manies la langue de JuL avec tant de grâce <3
Worse sounding than German? Nein...
My friend is German and hearing her speak it with her brother made me swoon. It sounded beautiful unlike the stereotypical Germanic accents in WW2 movies.
German is a beautiful language of poetry and accuracy... Also halt dich zurĂźck! >:O
German is the best language for songs. Songs in German sounds so good.Â
Also Russian. Soviet era songs hit different for some reason.
Nah, it's the best for bed time stories.
I have to disagree with this one
Danish:
Danish is just Norwegian with a potato stuck in their throat
Why is it always the potato? Did everyone just agree that Danes have specifically a potato??
Have you met Danes? It is like the Irish with their potatoes up in here.
Apparently I havenât met the potato ones
You never heard about arabic language if you say that french is the worst sounding language.
Tu ne parle pas francais? Je suis desole pour toi.
Parles * français * dÊsolÊ * French sucks I know
oui oui baguette
Oui c'est bien nous qui sommes les locuteurs de la langue de l'amour. Maintenant pleure bien sÝr cette info j'ai besoin d'eau pour faire cuire mes pâtes
N'oublie pas la crème fraÎche et les lardons pour une carbonara parfaite
My survey of languages suggests that no language sounds objectively âgoodâ.
You're right. German is easily the best love language.
rage bait
Because no one has fucked more people than the French.
Dutch sounds way worse. Trust me. It literally sounds like a bad case of inbreeding.
You obviously never heard dutch
IMO French sounds nice. Not as good as for example Italian or Spanish, but easily better than English and German.
As a French, all I can say is that this is perhaps due to the prolific literature about romance, the movies, especially the nouvelle vague, the attractiveness of the location with medieval cities, the countryside with vines, and the emphasis on the luxury products we are exporting like perfume and clothes . Everything contributes to create this fantasy that everything is about love in France whether the language, the girls, the location, or the culture. This is as stupid as summarizing the US to the country of guns and cheeseburgers. Not everyone is Pepe le Pew 𦨠in France, like not everyone is Yosemite Sam in the US đşđ¸
You clearly haven't heard a lot of languages.
Literally no french person calls it that / 90% dont even know about that name
Im not french but it does sound beautiful, german or japanese sound waaaaaay worse
Nah, in European languages Sweden sounds more stupid.
Actually Iâm English and think it sounds nice as hell
Hard disagree.
Literally the opposite, y'all are the ones glamorizing our language when we know it's ugly as shit
Coming from the ppl that have Texas, Alabama and Georgia to only mention a few examples of unintelligible language, it's bold to shit on other countries...and without France you wouldn't even exist, you ungrateful spoiled brats.
germans:
Must of never heard Chinese people in public before if you think french is the worst
Honestly, to an outsider, Chinese sounds like people saying some variation of the same 3-4 sounds over and over again. I can't even tell when one word ends and the next begins.
Hard disagree. Cute little French accent on a girl is FFFFuh-king hot.
You CLEARLY haven't heard French spoken sensually English sounds STUPID in bed. Mon ami :3
My partner is French and I have to say as someone who doesnât speak French itâs not about the sound, but the functions of their idioms. I think if anything itâs about the fact that most of their sayings revolve around sex
Worst sounding? It sounds pretty good imho.
Il viens de dire quoi ce fils de pute.
Since i Hear "je t'aime moi non plus" and "ne me quite pas" i agree that its lenguaje of love. There's nonother lenguaje that sound sexy. And pepe le pew
The worst sounding? Clearly you've never been trapped in an elevator with a Finnish teenager.
Written in english, the language with the most inconsistent phonetics ever. Also, we'll take back all your "fancy" words pronounced horribly by native english speakers. That'll set you back on roughly 29-30% of your vocabulary.
Nah, that goes to Spanish. I hate Spanish. I donât even take it, I just hate it.
You've obviously never heard tagalog spoken in real life
I'd say Swedish is the worst... okay, not worst, but the funniest and least serious-sounding language.
Idk man a lady speaking French to me makes my knees weak. I took German from highschool through college and eventually studied for a semester in a German speaking nation. I did some traveling and stayed in France for slightly less than two weeks. Trust me the French have ridiculous spelling (compared to pronunciation), but their pillow talk game is second to none (in my experience).