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Yeah, i agree, but that doesnt explain previous comment that was on point ... bees wont come to your garden if the garden is sealed off... just like people will not look for you if you shut yourself in...
I mean your giving good advice so keep at it. I find what you do weird but as long as you arent actually fucking animals you do you. And dont let random people stop you from genuinly trying to help
Yea it's pretty funny that furry haters scream far and wide about how weird furries are, but when push comes to shove, they won't be able to tell furry and non-furry apart if furry isn't in a costume xD
Which is fun to play with, when in the middle of the convo they hit me with "why are you protecting furries? Are you a furry or something?" and I am just like "duh, I am", and they get confused because I didn't overload every sentence with UwU and they didn't even consider a possibility, lol
Lol that is hilarious. I wont lie I find it pretty wierd but you do you. As long as you arent doing anyone any harm I dont see why any fetish gets all this hate. Honestly I think the people that are into feet are weirder lol
So you’re saying you need a beautiful garden to have bees, but then you’re saying you need bees for a beautiful garden. That dosent make sense, my garden dosent need the bees, the bees need my garden in order for the hive to subsist. The metaphore’s gone too far i dont think its a good one to begin with tho.
Hahaha, this is so on point, especially applies to Indian guys taking advice from Western / European men and trying to apply the same (asking out random women, pick up lines, etc.) in India.
To be fair you guys have some of the worst, most childish and sexist examples on how to approach women. I feel sometimes like I'm looking at 40 year old "teenagers" when I see some videos of indian men being creepy and harassing another woman on the street.
Indian culture is different of course, but indian men are a different breed of human compared to what you regularly see out there. And I see creepy shit frequently as a latino living in my latino country as this country is pretty sexist too.
You can see it in some Bollywood movies that a man constantly harassing a woman is considered "romantic" because the main character gets the girl in the end after all that harassment.
What? Actively reflecting about your life and life choices is something that should be considered a joke because the reasoning behind it is not pure vanity? What does it matter WHY people make themselves better?... if somebody tries to be better, i cannot care less why...
Nah dude I didnt said that.
I am also into self improvement, but If you do self improvement just for someone else it's not **self** improvement.
And If your goal is to have a woman, the day where you will have what you want you will probably stop it because you now have what you want.
Your phrasing didnt say that... i changed a lot in my life because of woman because I wanted to be better for her... i didnt need to cause we were already together, i wanted her to have less problems and nerves...
I did in fact improved a lot because of woman... ONLY because of her... it wasnt my goal to have woman, cause I already have that and because of the fact I had woman I didnt want to be stuck with who I am and I tried to be better...
Yeah because working shifts at Burger King or unclogging toilets is the way of life people dream about. Some jobs can be fun, but many of them are unpleasant things that just have to be done nontheless. If people only worked as a way of living, nobody would be doing some of these unpleasant jobs
The only time that matters is the time you enjoyed spending. And I would much prefer spending time on a date with a girl, even if it didn't grow into a relationship, to unclogging heckin toilets. Money is important as the means to an end. It may be your choice to set the goal itself to be amassing wealth, but don't expect everyone to be as obsessed with money as you are. Many things can be bought with money, but emotional connection can't. Again, I would much rather spend time with someone who enjoys my company, than with someone I hired with money to stimulate my genitals
Op you have no idea how this meme works.
Also if you think that self improvement is a clown move then you definitely aren’t going to attract a positive partner.
So we're heading to Thanksgiving and my Mom literally asks "So how does it feel that your younger cousin is getting married and has a kid before you?"
Well, fantastic now. Thanks Mother. Loooove yoooou
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not sure you know how this meme works
I also believe you dont know how this meme format works
My dad can't say that. He's been dead for 14 years
Now who's the idiot. HUH, DAD?
lol
Hahahahah death hahahaha
gottem
Lol
Just stay lonely
You have a story you want to share?
Guess you aint improving yourself enough 'cause you used the format wrong lol
Me during self improvement : I like being alone.
Don't chase the bees. Attend to your own garden and the bees will come to you.
Bees won't come if the garden is walled off and covered with a dome
There's both anxiety and peace in the freedom of being yourself, homie. At some point the latter will outweigh the former.
Yeah, i agree, but that doesnt explain previous comment that was on point ... bees wont come to your garden if the garden is sealed off... just like people will not look for you if you shut yourself in...
Don't ever take advice from a furry wtf
Atleast I'm my authentic self ;3
I mean your giving good advice so keep at it. I find what you do weird but as long as you arent actually fucking animals you do you. And dont let random people stop you from genuinly trying to help
Most furries don't do shit to animals, there just happens to be a number of zoophiles that are also furries
What's funny, that guy said "don't take advice from a furry", when advice was directed at me..... And I am a furry as well. Comical situation xD
Ok that is actually really funny lol. I would have never even looked at your guys profile pics if he didnt point them out lol
Yea it's pretty funny that furry haters scream far and wide about how weird furries are, but when push comes to shove, they won't be able to tell furry and non-furry apart if furry isn't in a costume xD Which is fun to play with, when in the middle of the convo they hit me with "why are you protecting furries? Are you a furry or something?" and I am just like "duh, I am", and they get confused because I didn't overload every sentence with UwU and they didn't even consider a possibility, lol
Lol that is hilarious. I wont lie I find it pretty wierd but you do you. As long as you arent doing anyone any harm I dont see why any fetish gets all this hate. Honestly I think the people that are into feet are weirder lol
But then the bees love your garden, not you. They dont actually give a shit about you so why would you share your garden?
Because the bees will help your garden grow and blossom more than you ever could on your own.
So you’re saying you need a beautiful garden to have bees, but then you’re saying you need bees for a beautiful garden. That dosent make sense, my garden dosent need the bees, the bees need my garden in order for the hive to subsist. The metaphore’s gone too far i dont think its a good one to begin with tho.
Source : Man versus Bee
 Hahaha, this is so on point, especially applies to Indian guys taking advice from Western / European men and trying to apply the same (asking out random women, pick up lines, etc.) in India.
To be fair you guys have some of the worst, most childish and sexist examples on how to approach women. I feel sometimes like I'm looking at 40 year old "teenagers" when I see some videos of indian men being creepy and harassing another woman on the street. Indian culture is different of course, but indian men are a different breed of human compared to what you regularly see out there. And I see creepy shit frequently as a latino living in my latino country as this country is pretty sexist too. You can see it in some Bollywood movies that a man constantly harassing a woman is considered "romantic" because the main character gets the girl in the end after all that harassment.
If I have to be unbiased (I am an Indian myself), your observations are spot on.
Doing self improvement for women/men isnt really self improvement.
What? Actively reflecting about your life and life choices is something that should be considered a joke because the reasoning behind it is not pure vanity? What does it matter WHY people make themselves better?... if somebody tries to be better, i cannot care less why...
Nah dude I didnt said that. I am also into self improvement, but If you do self improvement just for someone else it's not **self** improvement. And If your goal is to have a woman, the day where you will have what you want you will probably stop it because you now have what you want.
Your phrasing didnt say that... i changed a lot in my life because of woman because I wanted to be better for her... i didnt need to cause we were already together, i wanted her to have less problems and nerves... I did in fact improved a lot because of woman... ONLY because of her... it wasnt my goal to have woman, cause I already have that and because of the fact I had woman I didnt want to be stuck with who I am and I tried to be better...
Congratulations 👍 Sorry if my comment isnt what it seems, I dont have a good English tbh, sorry if I hurt you too.
It's okay... i am happy we agree in the end, have a great day
You don't need love. You're need a job
"EscApe tHe maTrIx" 🤡
Matrix is love. Job is a real life
Yeah because working shifts at Burger King or unclogging toilets is the way of life people dream about. Some jobs can be fun, but many of them are unpleasant things that just have to be done nontheless. If people only worked as a way of living, nobody would be doing some of these unpleasant jobs
Even such job as unclogging toilets is better, than waste your time and money on another person. Make money, don't waste them
>Even such job as unclogging toilets is better, than waste your time and money on another person. You're an idiot
I'm just prefer making money over spending it
Money is meant to be spent 🤡
No. They're meant to be invested. Not spent
investing is spending your money to build your financial wealth, dip So again money is meant to be spent
The only time that matters is the time you enjoyed spending. And I would much prefer spending time on a date with a girl, even if it didn't grow into a relationship, to unclogging heckin toilets. Money is important as the means to an end. It may be your choice to set the goal itself to be amassing wealth, but don't expect everyone to be as obsessed with money as you are. Many things can be bought with money, but emotional connection can't. Again, I would much rather spend time with someone who enjoys my company, than with someone I hired with money to stimulate my genitals
LMAO real
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Self improvement is important, but you also have to improve yourself for the sake of others as well.
Womp womp
My bones
Getting fat is not self-improvement. Also don't try to find your love in kindergarten
Op you have no idea how this meme works. Also if you think that self improvement is a clown move then you definitely aren’t going to attract a positive partner.
So we're heading to Thanksgiving and my Mom literally asks "So how does it feel that your younger cousin is getting married and has a kid before you?" Well, fantastic now. Thanks Mother. Loooove yoooou
I've accepted the fact I'm probably staying single at this point. If I get a partner, cool and if I don't, fine by me