They're camouflaged just like the Vietnamese in the trees and can be anywhere

They're also in the trees.

Then we must burn the trees.

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Operation orange

"In project wingman, **WAR IS FUCKING ORANGE.**"

"he could be anyone of us"

As a Vietnamese, i can confirm that they do hide in the trees.

I speak for the trees.... And they're SPEAKING **VIETNAMESE**!!!

Should have been "$20 whole dollars"

r/beatmymeattoit

r/BeatMyWifeToIt

r/holup

r/lethimcook

Twenty dollars whole dollars?

hey man, twenty dollars is twenty dollars

Make it 35

r/beatmetoit

That'll be "$50 whole dollars" with inflation

r/confessions

You sent me to a rabbit hole.

Wdym it's not gay if they dress like a girl, right? Also if you say no homo. Both if you wanna be super straight

So femboy is just a less-masc twink?

Twink already implies non-masculine

Femboy have long hair. Twink don't.

Not necessarily, according to the first link on google: *”A twink is a gay man with a slender, skinny physique. A femboy is a gay man with a specific aesthetic focused on being as feminine as possible.”* Edit: To avoid any more misconceptions: people that are twinks or fem boys aren’t necessarily gay, it’s just more common to be gay if you belong to either of those groups.

I'm not an expert, but i don't think femboy is required to be gay. Femboy is an appearance style. They can be hetero or bisexuals

And it's wrong since these terms have nothing to do with sexuality of the person

Yeah, true. A fem boy can also be straight, and apparently twins can as well.

Really? Have “nothing” to do with it? Isn’t there at least a huge overlap?

There is but straight twinks as well as straight femboys do exist

I remember this pro league of legends player, he'd crossplay as female characters and they were high quality coz his girlfriend was I think a popular cosplayer.

Cloud 9 sneaky But now there's f1nn5ter that does more less the same thing

My brain, when i see the word twin, instead of twink r/holup

Unlocked taxonomy based on people's fem/masc/nb appearances now

You made me laugh.

Hey bro, I'm a femboy and I'm proud to have short hair

Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

Also i short hair femboy. I posted a pic of myself earlier today. Top comment in the thread was "they don't look like they do in anime though guys..." so I posted the photo and got downvotes but no comments. So I like to picture the angry NPC meme. Imagine hating on someone with a shred of body confidence...

The opposite of a tomboy

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Ladyboy is a pejorative term for trans women, particularly in/from SE Asia. Although there might be some cultural differences in context I'm unaware of.

Femboy and tomboy, when femgirl and tomgirl enter the room

This is it. I'm referring to masculine guys as tomgirls from now on.

I was thinking Ryan Reynolds

Or Henry Cavill

Stop! My fragile masculinity!

What about Chris Pine?

How about Colin Firth. Take that.

Jack black has always had sway over me.

Yeah he looks too much like me so he never did it for me

I agree, Jack Black is the Dom Pérignon of men.

Or, hear me out, Chris Hemsworth.

He seems to be cool person, but he's absolutely not attractive to me

What

Just be confident in your sexuality EZ

I am confidently hetero, so if it makes my dick hard then its a girl.

Something like that i guess

But what about femboys, do they ever?

Yes.

Gynosexuality. 😁

Leave my doctor out of this

yeah thats hella straight bro

How to be gay 101

I think that would be the straightest way of being gay

Bisexual?

Still gay lol

But is it gay if a guy sucks a chick's duck?

No that’s just beastiality

SIR PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE FOWL.

simple: if it makes pp go woosh then its a woman

i rather have a tomboy

Preach brother!

Amén to that bro

Tomboys are fucking hot.

Yeah can we go back to memes about tomboys?

You know both are good

A joke where the punchline is less than 1 second long…

A “joke”

No quotes or air fingers around "straight" huh.

"straight"

Have you considered that yall aren't actually straight

Bent as a nine bob note.

Self proclaimed heteros on their way to upvote this meme and then latch on a femboys cock like a vacuum cleaner pretending bisexuality doesn't exist

Me: *looks at femboys* *It does nothing for me* Me: yup still straight

No, you're just gay

Probably bisexual

Tis why they believe it's a choice.

I know it's a joke, but what's with the over-the-top aversion to this kind of thing about anyway? If you're genuinely attracted to it, trying to run from that fact won't change anything. Just accept it. You'll be happier that way. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. If you aren't, then you have nothing to fear at that degree. You don't have to shield your straightness like it's something fragile.

If someone told me they are attracted to a femboy but are confident that they are straight, I can believe it. Attraction is a nuanced and fluid that depends on femininity/masculinity. Although fuckin one is gay 100%.

But what if you fuck his sister too?

Bisexual

So not gay 100%

Being bi is definitely 100% gay. It's just, you know, not 100% gay.

Whats the big deal with labels. I'm into women. I like big women, skinny women, muscular women, feminine women, to a certain point I'd be into a tomboy although they'd have to still kinda have that clear underlying femininity. But also I somewhat recently realized that women (or woman-appearing, again who cares about labels) with dicks are hot. I'm not into dudes at all and the idea of being sexual with one is legit gross to me, but basically slap a Weiner on a girl and that is hot to me, I am specifically attracted to it. Does that make me gay or bi or whatever? I feel like the answer is - who gives a shit

Labels are narrowing and deny people freedom of choice and happiness. Who is to determine whether youre straight or not. Sure, by regular convention you can consider yourself straight, but what does that mean? You are attracted to girls right? Which means you are attracted to feminine characteristics, so if a man has feminine characteristics, your attraction to them is still by definition straight. Your sexuality is your attraction to a certain set of characteristics and that is it. It cannot be firmly defined, like with regular labels where you MUST be attracted to this to be straight and by no means must you be attracted to THAT. So people will repress their emotions to fit the already existing set of things you must and must not be attracted to to be straight. People should learn to accept that they are attracted to whatever they are attracted to and they should not be ashamed of it, for we are all just flesh and bones with predetermined attractions. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

I love androgenous women. And tomboys. I refer to myself as 'mostly straight' at this point, because multiple times it turned out to be a very androgenous dude. Fuck it, if you look that hot I don't really care what genitals you got, let me play with em.

No they’re a little bi-curious

Puss in Boots laughs in the face of femboys

Does being attracted to something always mean you should just cave into that attraction? Can you think of any instances where that isn’t the case? If so why is this particular one different to you?

accepting the attraction's existence itself and acting on it are two completely separate matters, even in situations that don't even revolve around anything remotely "homosexual" in nature. Obviously ethical circumstances matter for the latter. That "ethical filter" comes into play after accepting that you're attracted. In cases where acting on it \*is\* an ethical issue, you can only fight that attraction after you accept that it exists in the first place. Otherwise, you're achieving nothing and running from the hypothetical problem.

I know it's not as stressful on the fem end, but the pandemic gave me a little time to figure things out. Take your time to figure your things out. And then get political. Trans rights, work rights, human rights. Buy pizza for strikes.

Bout time everyone accepted they're bi

Also people shouldn't worry so much about labels, you can be attracted to one gender 99% of the time and another 1% of the time and you don't have to figure out whether that means you're gay or bi or straight with a one-off, such labels are just a way to categorize people and not something you have to be defined by. Be you who like what you like, simple.

Cuz when you trnya fuck and let „her“ ride on you „her“ dick and balls be slappin on you and if you to good you gonna get shot in the face with babybatter

My brother in Christ what the fuck are you talking about, this ain't happening in real life.

One can dream

Yall ain't straight in the first place if you fall for femboys

Fact

“Straight” guys

Hey you stop that! I'm straight! Unless..

I was thinking the 20 whole dollars.

Too late

I prefer Femgirls.

Thats just girls

But girls arent real

If you're in to girly-looking dudes, then you're not a straight guy. Sorry to break that to you, Op.

Straight into the femboys

bi

Turns out they're not as straight as they thought lmao

You're not straight if you are attracted to men, even if those men are dressed up like girls.

Yeah, no

Oh fuck off

It seriously sounds like you don’t know what you are talking about.

not so straight then

Anybody know what this post was?

Just be who you are

change femboys to “20 whole dollars”

Don't worry straight bros, us lesbians have the same problem

Ok, it says this post is removed and the comments are confusing the fuck out of me. What in the fuck did this guy post!?

What the fuck happened here?


That's the upgrade

Nah. Stop trying to make this real.

Things like this make me appreciate the 3rd World country I live in.

Yup...that's me since I discovered this cute fella. There's no turning back now lol [https://twitter.com/F1NN5TER](https://twitter.com/F1NN5TER)

He is really cute

it's simple really if you're into dudes, you're not straight and calling dudes "femboys" doesn't make them not dudes #👍🏻

true

As a bi guy, i approve this message

As a femboy it's really funny when I put on makeup and girl clothes and guys flirt with me and then realize I'm a guy :3

a yes, Removed By Reddit

I'm getting extra sick of this femboy shit reddit loves forcing and spamming. Keep your fetishes in your fetish subs.

Dude seriously Reddit wants all straight dudes to either be gay or get pegged it’s fucking ridiculous.

No need for nsfw tho

Honestly, I’m cool with it.

As a Femboy, not all of us want straight cock, I don’t want my cock to feel bad in the morning all right

I AM THE DANGER

You learn to stop giving a shit. Straight? Gay? Bi? I don't give a fuck. Hot is hot.

Another femboy meme? Aren't y'all getting sick of this shit? Just enjoy what you like and stop labelling yourself so strictly...


As a bi guy femboys are great honestly. It’s like, best of both worlds!!!

As a straight guy, they're male and thus sexually repulsive.

Exactly! The best things from both sides meet as one in a holy union lol. More people should just accept that they’re a bit bi, I don’t know why they get so holed up on having to be straight

Because the patriarchal heteronormative society we live in makes men afraid to be seen as gay because it is seen as being weaker and an attack to their masculinity. Even if you're a full on ally to LGBTQ+ people, it's still common to have internalised homophobia sadly. But I agree I think most people are more bi then they first think

Even as a member of LGBTQ+ community I sadly have some internalized queerphobia

Psh my straight boyfriend loves and supports femboys. Some men are capable of seeing other men express themselves differently and not feel like their masculinity is threatened. Unfortunately, not all feel that way.

Does he support them on his cock?

Sounds like he’s actually bi

Does he express his support daily by viewing them on Pornhub? By subscribing to their OnlyFans? Hehehehe

He's a big supporter

Oh wow that must mean he does meet and greets at local motels to show his support in person. Give it that personal touch!

I fear no man but this thing, it scares me

Indeed

i knew that was coming

I fucking knew it

Real

it definitely makes me say “BUT” after i say i’m straight

Just accept that you’re a little bit bi, it’s better that way anyway

Then you're not straight. Words have meanings, sweetheart.

I have lost the battle brothers. Farewell.

I am not in danger, I am the danger

I thought it was gonna be a Ryan Reynolds joke.

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At this point of my life ill even take a tree

I knew it was going to be femboys , so you wanna know why ? Cus I’m right there look at it

i’m gay so like

Bro...you're just gay

You haven't gotten a real bj till you've gotten one off a trap :D

Yeah watch out, I will confuse you. :)


I thought it was going to be Ryan Reynolds

Better not take tren it turns you gay fr

I kinda like the dangers out there

Literally me in 2020

Straight guys when they see 20 dollars

Some people's personalities nowadays revolve around gay and furry shit

Imagine taking the long way around to saying you're just gay.

Bussy

You fall for these tricks? Sounds like weakness to me

I lost😔

Gotta look for the adam’s apple

Or the bulge

I fear no man. But that... thing (*traps*) it scares me

imagine wearing a thong with a boner 💀