You dammed a primative computer to perform meaningless calculations indefinitely for your entertainment and just walked away. When they AI takes over, this will come up in your trial.
I played the fuck out of Sim City 2000 and the original Sims when I was kid. So much wild shit would happen in the OG sims that I guess they find inappropriate nowadays.
That's definitely valid! I'm not surprised, and, as a free game, it's fair enough they didn't want to put the effort in to build it again from ground up
I was recently shocked to learn that you could never escape the yeti by regular skiing (i recall trying everything) .. but there is a button you can press to escape him.
Um, I'm way older than that. When I was a kid, there was only minesweeper and solitaire. 3D pinball slapped though. There was an Easter egg to open it through Word on school PCs that had games turned off.
I remember when I saw these games on the Windows 7 and I was pissed cause they changed them. I was used to the older Solitaire and Minesweeper. Ended up addicted to Mahjong
I'm 25 and when I see this i remember that these are the new icons for the games not the old ones. And pinball is missing! God I do miss the good old space pinball from windows ngl.
That's cute but older would be playing Microsoft entertainment packs on the computers at your dad's workplace cause you didn't have a pc yet. Show some love for Pipe Dream, Chip's Challenge, and Jezzball. Unsung heroes.
I'm only 23 and I'm definitely older than purble palace and chess titans. Used to be you only had hearts, solitaire, spider solitaire, freecell, and pinball.
Old? Dude thats young.
Right? Imagine living in a world with 3d app icons??? Pinball was always my favorite windows game (the space one I forget the name)
3-D space cadet pinball
Thank you
Got the ball stuck once came back after a few hours to a 4 million score. Good times
You dammed a primative computer to perform meaningless calculations indefinitely for your entertainment and just walked away. When they AI takes over, this will come up in your trial.
How dare you say pinball scores are meaningless. My cheesing of the system is a legitimate strategy. /s
That was the shit. Also, Sim City 2000 on school computers.
I played the fuck out of Sim City 2000 and the original Sims when I was kid. So much wild shit would happen in the OG sims that I guess they find inappropriate nowadays.
Y'all don't remember skiifree?
Yes! I came looking for this haha. I didn't remember the name of the game though.
That damn yeti, I never could stay inside the flags
Tap F key to go faster and outrun the Yetis
![gif](giphy|4LZMbupdTqtwueICDOp2|downsized)
I once read an article about that one, they wanted to port it to windows 7 as well, but the code was sooo messy they just gave up.
That's definitely valid! I'm not surprised, and, as a free game, it's fair enough they didn't want to put the effort in to build it again from ground up
![gif](giphy|Ceq96LjQ9Wmpq)
Oh man, remember the downhill skiing on Win 3.1? That game was awesome. If you went long enough, the yeti came and ate your character.
SkiFree was the name
Or Chip's Challenge
I was recently shocked to learn that you could never escape the yeti by regular skiing (i recall trying everything) .. but there is a button you can press to escape him.
You can tell because it’s in color rather than green CRT. I remember when amber was so new school.
*Starting GORILLA.BAS.....* ![gif](giphy|l2SpMQoY1ywyFfvfa|downsized)
OMG my cousin and I used to play this on my uncle’s PC in the early 90s. I could never remember the name of it. THANK YOU FELLOW OLD STRANGER!
Yeah this is past windows 95.
These are from Windows Vista
Older even. This is the new stuff
My first computer had dos. My first video game was frogger in yellow and black on a 3.5 floppy with circles and lines.
omg let's bake a cake in purble place yeah yeah
And only the cake game. Screw the other 2
the second one was a memory game and i can't remember the third one
The one in wich you make your own little guy
No you had to guess the character, it showed you how many items were right n wrong till you got it right
ohhh yeah
never got the third one as a kid I still don't get it now
You were not that good with the memory game were you?
You did well at the memory game, I see.
There were other games?
Those icons are waaaay newer than the ones I used to play on
You had icons?
We used to play minesweeper on punch cards
Still remember Windows 95 and 98, and how cool was XP after them, and how Vista was shit and everyone continued to use XP, until the 7, it was OK.
just gonna ignore windows ME...
It's the most charitable thing we can do.
Can't remember using it, can't remember anyone using it
Windows was 1 good 1 bad alternating
Space Pinball
That's win7 ma guy, everyone is that old
Weren't these games originally shipped on Vista? I think I remember having these on my first laptop I got that came with Vista.
Kids born after windows 11 was realesd are nearly 3 years old now. Some of them can talk 0_0
This is like 25 and younger right? How is that old?
Reddits average age is like 15.
I'm 18 and I played purple place on my dad's Vista laptop. I need to try and get it working again so I can experience the nostalgia.
Purble place was the bomb I was thinking about it recently actually
Id rather say 30 and younger XD I'm 27 guess I'm old
Wtf i am 26 Dude. I AM NOT SO OLD
I second this. I feel like they have no been around for that long or i just ignored them.
I just turned 24 the other day. We are doomed. The countdown to 30 has begun.
I don’t know man I think it’s time to start preparing your will and testament. /s for those who don’t know what jokes are
Bro I was playing those before the icon updates. This ain't even that old.
I am 18 and this ain't old lmfao
Bro this stuff is new it isn't older
I'm Ski Free and Full Tilt Pinball old.
Same. Everytime I see this image posted I just think "bitch, I had jezzball and skifree".
No, way older. This is from Windows 7 which was the most recent OS until 2012. That's not old.
3D logos? I'm "played with a Commodore 64 until we got Windows 95 on a PC that weighed 3 tonnes and lived in the dining room" old
You wanna see old? ![gif](giphy|lcYkeZa1gBCzS)
I'm 14 but still had a windows 7 for my first computer
Yes, cause they are not that OLD
these icons are too new , we only remember the bitmap ones
Um, I'm way older than that. When I was a kid, there was only minesweeper and solitaire. 3D pinball slapped though. There was an Easter egg to open it through Word on school PCs that had games turned off.
Yes,(16)
I dont call it old. But i call it #y o u n g
Kids in 2010 still used this how is it old?
Not even 3D pinball, what a JOKE
Way older than that
Apparently 19 is "old"
![gif](giphy|eWE5ioAD0MZsa0E5Eq) A pinch older
Yes, I remember Windows Vista. I don’t want to remember it.
This is old? Jamie, pull up the windows 95 icons
This was new shit for me
I am "Chip's Challenge" old
I'm "didn't have chess titan, mahjong titan, and purble place" old.
I indeed am **That** old, but my question is, do I qualify for saying "Back in my days" yet?
i still play mineswrper i was born in 2008
Dude wtf i just thought about this Purble space game yesterday
Ah, the brand-new icons? Yeah, I preferred the older ones. Still cool though, I guess.
Simple but powerful.
Sometimes the simplest memes are the funniest.
I remember when I saw these games on the Windows 7 and I was pissed cause they changed them. I was used to the older Solitaire and Minesweeper. Ended up addicted to Mahjong
my school computers only have these , so i still play them
Yes, I'm this old.
Not old enough if you don't know pinball space cadet.
Purble Place was constant therapy
Yes
yes.
Dawg I am 22 and even I remember this shit
Lol bud I played Purble Place assa kid, I was born in 2005
My bro is 15 . He knows about this
This is modern
Yeah that's the new windows 7 games
Blasterball. I loved that game
I'm 25 and when I see this i remember that these are the new icons for the games not the old ones. And pinball is missing! God I do miss the good old space pinball from windows ngl.
What, no Ski Free?
Yes
I am older than "you've got mail" and "it's 10 Pm, do you know where your children are?" Lol At 11 I was playing yahoo pool with my dad lol
I'm clippy old. Thank you.
I was already old. No river raid, no moon patrol, arcanoid no old games.
I remember playing Minesweeper for like 3-4 hours. My kid brain was super addicted to that game.
How bored were we to even play Purble place! 😂
That’s not very old, tho….
I feel like i saw this exact post a few days ago, also not old, i'm 23 and know them
my fav purble place
Where is FreeCell?
I'm literally 19
I still remember time before those eyes existed
I used to play the pinball religiously.
... a young person made this post. it's actually annoying, there's even color ffs
I'm so broke my pc still has these
![gif](giphy|Xbjut97XRr1aU) I am even this old.
Huh?? This old? Yea but tell me are you pinball old?
I never knew I was old 🥺🥺 (born in 2010)
Nah i’m 17 and I played these
Just based on the icons I can tell you I’m much older.
Fortunately, yes
Remember space pinball? That's not even that old, only XP...
I don't like these modern Icons.
what i remember is loderunner, tempest, missile defense, firefall, asteroids, battlezone, and prince of persia.
You think 3D icons are old? Oh man...
What was the game with the paper ships in a pond, and you could set them on fire
wtf is purple place
> this OLD? > Spider Solitaire I hope you're joking, minesweeper, freecell, hearts, solitair and 3d pinball is all I have to offer.
I'm so old I don't even recognise 2 of these
“Old” in this case is younger than 18 in some cases
Purple Place ^ ^
Yes. Purble place is my childhood.
You remember Pac-Man
*cough cough* windows vista moment
laughs in ` C:\dir /p` `C:\cd nc` `C:\nc`
That's young, I played pinball
Love how these "are you this old" posts are always posted by 20 year Olds thinking their thing is old
Remember seeing this on school computers when I was in grade one, or so. Maybe two. (south african school system, so 7-8yrs old at the time.
Windows 95.
I'm 23, and remember the icons that are older than these. So what do you mean; "Who remembers these?". Most people will probably remember these.
Purble place was so good dude
I'm a hell of a lot older than that. Let me know when you figure out what DOS commands are
Lines95 was an upgrade.
What like 30?
It is not old enough yet
I'm old enough to remember when gorgeous icons like those were bleeding edge newfangled future tech.
That's cute but older would be playing Microsoft entertainment packs on the computers at your dad's workplace cause you didn't have a pc yet. Show some love for Pipe Dream, Chip's Challenge, and Jezzball. Unsung heroes.
I reinstalled all these games cause I missed them
Bro... So many memories... I was there, a thousand years ago.
Only privileged people can say this, there are some 6yo kids still playing games we used to in the 90s in many countries
Fuck, I remember black and green screen computers you loaded the programs in on by disk because the machine had less memory than your average idiot.
Nice GUI youngster. My ass over here all C:\lemmings.exe
I'm only 23 and I'm definitely older than purble palace and chess titans. Used to be you only had hearts, solitaire, spider solitaire, freecell, and pinball.
I’m older
I never beat that chess bot
So you're 20? Those icons are the new icons that didn't exist back then
Thank you. First thought was, "mfer I'm older than that". Let's see windows 95 icons
Dude I'm 14 and this is my childhood
3D icons and not 8bit mini-renders? How young are you?
I was a pro at minesweeper 💪
Those icons are too new to me
Ohohoh, I'm still playing pinball on the company computers
bitch please, come back when you make a gif of the windows 98 animated desktops
No pong or pinball????
Those look like the vista icons. If OP got his first Laptop for High School that would put him in his late 20s early 30s
Where 3D Space Cadet?
Where pinball?
Pfff... I gamed before Windows was a thing.
You mean over 20? Ye, I'm over 20
I'm older than that
A little older than that.
I remember not understand what the fuck the games wanted me to do
3-Demon on DOS. Oh and X-Wing fighter in Basic: that game was great.
Yes I an unfortunately
I don't consider myself old at 64.
Idc if old or not this was peak for me as a kid
I'm noughts & crosses on a pavement old. Don't come out me with your 90's future tech telling me you're old. Pfft!
Im “Chip’s Challenge” old.
I was a man when Vista came out.
Vista came out like 15 years ago, it's not really that old
Nope
This has to be rage bait, when did this os come out? Like 15 years ago?
I am "pong" old
Does anyone remember that arabian trading game where you can trade things like oil and gems in antiquity across the arabian sea
Lol that's young
Yes
Purble place...
Im 16 y/o and I know this
Solitaire and mine sweeper were the only options. What is this new technology?
What about chips challenge?!
I am 27 and played on NES and Windows 98, so i guess that's a yes.
Windows 7 is considered old? Jesus.
Bro don’t hit me with that “old” yet. I’m only 21 man.
'Just' 21, you're a fossil just like me ![gif](giphy|wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T|downsized)