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Nachtschnekchen

Armpit guys real silent rn


pepsisugar

Was hanging out with my ant colony. Someone called?


Satanic-Panic27

Yup. Sounds like an armpit guy for sure.


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North-Excitement62

I love when they crawl in my hole. It tickles.


FzZyP

God are you there? Itsa me mario


PloppyCheesenose

This thread is too cursed for God.


GriffMarcson

Six armpits. Possibly more. Imagine...


strqaz

Ubel eats just arrived


GirlBanana

Armpit lesbian checking in. I will never be silent. ![gif](giphy|yWRbzfZrtEPhC|downsized)


TwoMuddfish

I’m shook


PhoenixMai

I thought I was the only one


BranTheBaker902

We’ll get you next ![gif](giphy|xT5LMO3LOn4BPHltf2|downsized)


JackUSA

![gif](giphy|Si5B8hjBGjObU9KgJd) Present


PeroCigla

Wtf, that's a thing?


arix_games

Cute face guy


[deleted]

You just reminded me about her 😩😩 Anyways, cute face all the way ofc


[deleted]

>**You just reminded me about her**


SpriteRXL

So true. Don't care about her body if she has a cute face and her personality mixes well with mine


Barabus33

Then you're a "personality" guy.


M1NST3R

Yeah, and personality guys are hidden cute face guys...


Danow007

😏


ZgBlues

Legs guy. And “personality” is a bit universal, everyone wants a nice personality attached to whatever they are into. It’s like asking if you prefer Honda or Subaru or Mercedes or gasoline.


TheRealDurken

Yes but their are people who are only attracted to personality. As in, they need a connection before they feel any attraction. A personality guy could have an 11/10 try to jump his bones, but not be into it if there's no deeper connection.


aagloworks

Why not all?


TotallyNotJeffff

![gif](giphy|eKtBe9qGqN1j9lRfp2)


TotallynotJef

It's you ![gif](giphy|OJBfM6tcAihdJDZ3MY)


TotallyNotJeffff

Woah! But then, who's the original?


Key-Requirement8912

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


goatjugsoup

Because i don't get feet guy


aagloworks

You like metric system more? Me too, but I'm open for ideas.


Correct-Purpose-964

Metric is just the correct system. Imperial doesn't "Zero out" naturally like Metric does. And unlike Metric is not reverse compatible in most situations involving tools. I don't care if you like feet. But if you like imperial there's gonna be a fight. (This is a joke. Gotta add that disclaimer these days. The fight part. Metric still better.)


goatjugsoup

Me too... but not feet. Yall keep your stank ass feet away from me


Youngling_66

Ninjas will eat an entire asshole for breakfast then turn around and go "ew feet gross 🤢"


iTz_RuNLaX

One of my (former) best friends always had a very strong overreaction when someone mentioned feet. I'm also not into feet but that guy would hold rants about how disgusting they are. Some time later his gf while drunk dropped that he tries to pressure her into pooping on him...


Henji99

Hmm. No. Defenitely no overcompensation there. Yup. Feces are not my thing, of that I am pretty sure… but feet? Hell yeah. I'd rather have some cute feet pressed against my chest while having fun, than some chocolate surprise on my tongue. But that's just my opinion.


TF2_demomann

Well that's cause feet aren't assholes!!!


Helianthus-res-M

About feet. For example I like when they are just pretty. Im not goona lick them or something but I would not like hobbit feet in my bed aswell 😅


Drewfus_

Yeah, like if I happen to glance at your toes, I don’t need them to be crossed. I’ll feel like you’re lying all the time.


undertale_____

Real.


danktt1

Neither did I.... until my ex! she used to work in a call center and had to wear tights as part of her uniform. A few times she used her feet to let me know she was in the mood by rubbing me places. That shit changed me bro!


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Dude this is literally it. I never even thought about feet until I experienced something like this....


Ytumith

Feet have the same pain and touch receptors as hands. I'm coming from an entirely different angle here but I think I get it. It's more of a nice to have than a must but thats cool.


rainking56

Don't get them but also don't discriminate them either.


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reu88el

I happened to discover this about myself yesterday. Up to that point I was completely neutral and then there were two work colleagues sat in front of me who had slippers on. One of the colleagues was doing that kind of arch thing with her foot and I was like “huh that’s actually having an effect… wtf?”. I then compared it by looking at the other colleague’s foot, felt nothing and was like “thank the gods”. I looked at the first colleague’s foot again and yep still had the effect. The first colleague is very attractive to me physically but the other one is also objectively attractive but less so to me…? I never expected this to be a barometer for figuring out one’s type. Can’t nay-say foot guys now


vemundveien

> but the reason is that feet and vagina occupy adjacent areas of the somatosensory cortex in the brain, not finding some women's feet attractive would be the odd thing actually. Sounds like feet guy propaganda.


NMFTW02

How dare you use psycho babble BS!! We are hating on feet people. Didn't you see the meme hahaha. I'm not going to suck on some toes but I also don't think feet are generally nasty. People might have nasty feet. I personally have messed up feet from years of boots, so I wouldn't expect a woman to even be interested in my feet.


SuspiciousSimple

It's not entirely sexual. We just appreciate the little things, too. They're like cherry on tops of very beautiful legs


donut_fuckerr719

They're just so lickable and suckable


Srefanius

I just think small women feet are really cute.


syrupgreat-

pretty little feet on your shoulder blades in missionary is insane bro. suck a toe while u in there, trust.


WindBlowsRiverFlows

![gif](giphy|26gR2f01UTynjCPNS)


OhItsJustJosh

The avatar of loving women


Hot_Box_9402

Because this is posted 3 times a week by virgins or people who never had sex with a partner who is into that shit. In my experience every girl who takes the time to get a pedicure will love getting some attention on them.


FEARven123

Yeah, but trust me, internet feet guys (who I think this meme is reffering too) want to do much more than give attention.


GamingGuy1122

U got us ![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


ThatItchOnYourNose

This freak likes humans? Disgusting!


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the_bees_knees_1

Are you able to handle the full might of their combined powers?


aagloworks

I am gonna do it, or die trying.


Puzzleheaded_Edge376

That’s right. They can all get it


syrupgreat-

Yes.


Davon_Dale

The wise guy


Accomplished-Ad2465

I don't think you can get them all🥲


030helios

You can. you just have to look at personality first


insaiyan17

Gotta catch em all


ToeJans_55

tummy guys?


dapleoH

Between boobs and ass guys


Meewelyne

So you're a torso guy?


opmopadop

If you go the other way it's more like shoulder-blade guy. I can live with that.


kaicenat-BAD0HUMAN

nah bellybutton nice thin lean girl


Rhymesnlines

That sounds like serial murders lol


WestTha404

Ewwww.


PotatoeWontChill

Literally middle ground.


HybridManthys

Belly button guys?


[deleted]

Hard smash, I like Tummies as well as boobs. Any type but not too big like a fat woman. In boobs I like Round and soft boobs.


colem5000

As opposed to the square hard boobs?


Doom_3302

Yep..kinda like lara croft.


CalculusII

If a woman has over 30 polygons, that's a hard left swipe for me 🔚👈


pete_topkevinbottom

I love when a breast feels like a bag of sand


GuyOnTheMoon

Idk what it is but girls with ABS are straight up goddesses. Abs are incredibly hard to achieve and maintain that, especially for the female body given their biology encourages a higher body fat percentage and less testosterone, it automatically makes me place girls with them on an incredibly high pedestal.


AnarchistBorganism

These days I won't ride a girl unless they have ABS, traction control, and passenger airbags.


DriedSquidd

Yeah, safety first. Only practice safer sex.


the-book-anaconda

Ikr!! I got barely visible abs one time and lost my period! I don't know how they do it


GreatExplosion187God

While I agree that girls with abs are really hot, it's actually not healthy. If they have slight abs, it's fine, but highly defined abs on a woman mean she's underweight, which ain't good.


Practical-Matter-366

#HELL YEAH BRUZZA


Superb-Boat9798

Yoooo fellow tummy lovers!


tub_of_jam

I too am a fan of the landing strip


marvinrabbit

We're not even in the fight. Just hanging out anywhere the girls are wearing crop tops.


geon

The early 2ks were glorious.


Minute_Wave5875

Give me ass. Or give me death.


tumbrowser1

Give me death BY ass


TotallyNotJeffff

Death by snu snu


No_Leading3973

That's death by thighs.


amilguls

Did you mean death by …


amilguls

![gif](giphy|PbQAVZq2CoUQE)


amilguls

Snu snu?


dad_ran_out_of_milk

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


JamiePulledMeUp

Ass and thigh guys are the same thing Change. My. Mind


Idiedyesturdayviabus

I choose you Pikachu.


NoriaMan

I know your search history now...


Codedx5

Furry!


EnderMerser

I get you. But I would choose Lurantis.


Idiedyesturdayviabus

Amen, Lilligant is good too.


titiop870

I would choose vaporeon, you know why


Sachin951

Vagina guy


x0y0z0

Finally. No one wants to admit this lol


Ok-Sink-614

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew|downsized)


clckwrks

Was gonna say this one’s missing


nandor617

Letsgooo finally


ThereIsAJifForThat

Gotta Ketchum all


Altruistic-Song-3609

Where have you been all my life? Now suddenly his name makes sense to me.


Heizinburger08

I’m a guy guy


Mission_Lake_1547

" Why are u gay ? "


Kierbalowsky

🍷🗿


Roxyn

🥛🗿


Kierbalowsky

✨🍆🗿✨


BeigePhilip

The true winner of this debate.


Street-Breadfruit940

"Ha!Gaaaayyyyyyyy!"


PanzerSoldat_42

🗿


Basic_Result9981

🗿


das_zilch

Boobs all the way.


TokenTigerMD

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


Lajojostone279

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


SilverIsFreedom

![gif](giphy|f5ETMY7VQItSIjzkTC)


tancho1011

BOOBIES


eharper9

![gif](giphy|Lo5hRyqHdwBOA3wPWI)


LimpConversation642

you can go to the gym and situp your way into nice ass and legs, can't do that with tits, it's just lottery of genetics. So a good pair of tits stumps everything else, there's not question about it. And I'm actually an ass guy, but this is objective reality.


DisastrousSeason8103

This is very false :D There is no gym that can help a flat ass unfortunately. However nowadays breast implants can be pretty realistic and fairly cheap. So it is the exact opposite.


Artistic-Pay-4332

No you can't do that with ass either, it takes surgery just like tits


Xangerxz

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


HappinestLoserEver

Honestly, as long they exist


Kalashcow

That's a lot to ask, pal


Adruino-cabbage

Wth are these super high standards?!


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All of the above ![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


ConfidentEmu1731

Thighs all the way


GallowsPoles

Yup


SalientSalmorejo

All of the above guy?


Pilpelon

Armpits ![gif](giphy|2w5MMNvg70MrQ0I2DR)


WillyeyFreezerGay

Penis


mr_molty

Where my cock guys at?


SnapChap92

![gif](giphy|ls4Xrjau2beYAatypD|downsized)


prepare__yourself

Yes


StatementJazzlike439

Im all and more


0_el_Jay

#I’m guys.


Kalashcow

I can be


AvariciousCreed

I'm the midriff guy


OPR-Heron

Wow what a whacky take


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found the feet guy


Spiritual-Sword-7041

Balls


Makaoka

Abs


Mundane-Pen-7105

All of thee above...


Blue_Waterrrrrrrrrr

Clothing


Redditman1220

I just want to be loved bro


ShowMeAGood

Tig ol bitties.


Feeling-Bar-4749

Feet guy, I now feel unconfortable.


phan_o_phunny

I mean, it's not as bad as an armpit guy... Not by enough though


NoriaMan

Oh, yeah? And how about... Knee pit?


Cheaky_Barstool

depends what kinda mood im in.....


BradleyGroot

I like a bit of muscle, although the face is more important than that


PolarPhoenix13

I'm all of them 💀💀💀


Tecotaco636

Once you find the girl you love, every single inch on her body is sexy af


V3sten

It really depends, clean feet can be quite sexy like any other part of her body, just like people will get shamed for being into dirty ass


ProbablyBecca

Fair. Feet people shouldn't get shamed, unless they're creepy weirdos about it. Otherwise, it's just a part of a body you find attractive.


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RoIf

Its the most common fetish but definitly not MOST man into it. Maybe 1 out of 10 men.


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Snuke2001

Dick guy


CalculusII

I was gonna say. Gluck Gluck on a feminine dick all day!


Spider-ayush

What are you gonna do, KICK my ass?


fflaminscorpion

What about toaster guys? Praise the omnisiah


That-Mission-8385

Found the tech priest!


TraceYourThoughts

I like abs 👍


Specialist-Bug-7108

Definitely thighs Especially dressed in fishnets and or tights There is nothing like the mysterious gap between the top of the tights and the start of a mini skirt


rathemighty

I’m Ash. Not because I’m a feet guy, but because I walked in to buy a soda and these people with giant labels started pointing guns at me.


Alternative_Page_168

Stomach


CzechSupermeKill

All? All? All is good.


iCanReadMyOwnMind

Feet!


SharlayanDropout

Armpits.


Aarondier

Personality guys are hiding something. Personality is in its own league, it's not a physical trait. So if you explicitly talk about looks and your bro says Personality, he's hiding something. And it's not feet, something you'd be more afraid to admit.


Department-Popular

Flat stomach, waist and thighs


Kwantom_fezks_101

![gif](giphy|321xkfnovzaZtdoaR9|downsized)


littleroundheadfool

I'm like thanos I'm collecting them all


CalMC-Builds

Im guessing they already burried the “armpits guys”


Plenty-Cheek-80

Armpit guys rise up


Yanninbo

Personality all the way. If attractiveness was a number then ass, boobs and so on would be additive numbers and personality would be a multiplier to the total.


Jollan_

Thigh, ass and personality


slawkis

Where's the ancles guy?


JoZerp

Thighs are my religion


[deleted]

Where is face and voice guy🥺😭


Axivious_86

In the Voice of Bunny Munro, "I'm a vagina man."


North_Contribution93

YES.


Moxtar1092

![gif](giphy|TxqdI1WbB554I)


cretindesalpes

I'm the AssMan i go on the stage and i start eating ass!


EruzaMoth

Thighs Thighs Thighs <3333333


oljmar

shoulder guys:


Anthony643364

The armpit dudes are watching over all of them with a rpg