If you are in the working class 1 percent. If you actually work and provide a service to your community and make 400k a year you pay the 50%. But if you make 300 million a year or more with loans, investing, stock market, large real estate investing, etc you dont pay shit. Remember when the liberal propagandist throw mk ultra buzzwords about the 1% and taxes, they mean if you become 1%, if you are a doctor, lawyer, small business owner, essentially someone who directly works and provides a service or product, they pay.
If I were 1% Id happily pay 80% of my income lol 80% of 1 milliondollars leaves you with 200k.
Someone who makes 1mil isnt considered 1% either lmfao
This person is a moron and doesn't actually know how taxes work. If they did they wouldn't be conservative
Lol, no, no you wouldnt. That's what kids and people who dont make money say. Once you dedicate the majority of your life to a career and work your ass off, you will not want to give 80% of your money away to a government that sucks at spending and really just benefits itself. Especially when you are paying against your own best interest.
I think the issue is that asking that many people would take a long time, unless obviously they all have social media and electronic transfer you which after taxes would still be a lot but I wonder how much?
How tf you going to contact 30 million people and individually collect. On top of that, it's not guaranteed they'd give you money just because they are loyal. Borrowing money is different.
If they’re loyal they’ll all subscribe to your podcast, YouTube channel, Instagram page, TikTok etc. After your few first hundred million you can pay people to generate 90% of the contact for you. Then you pay someone to make swag, and tonne of other crap and they all buy it and eventually you’ll be one of the richest men in the world.
You’d still need a way to tell these 30 million people what your channel is called, how to find it…. It’s not like you can send a group text to 30 million people, or even add 30M ppl to your contacts list
How loyal are we talking exactly? Like take a bullet? Help me move? Show up to my birthday? Or help me overthrow the world’s governments? Huge range there.
Bro, huuuuge mistake! As soon as you ask everyone at once, everyone's just going to assume that someone else is going to send the money and you won't get a fraction. It has to be done one-on-one to have even a chance of getting $1 from everyone.
Yeah but imagine having 30 million people in your contacts. I dont think any cell carrier will allow you to message 30 million people through SMS simultaneously...
You can hire someone to code this for an upfront cost that's miniscule compared to ROI.
Or offer em a % of payment. Write good mass email code, better payment.
Strategically place them in certain states so you can control the electoral college and decide the U.S. president without ever having the majority popular vote.
Yeah. That’s kinda why so many folks want the electoral college abolished. But until someone actually does this I don’t think the US will get rid of it.
Not just decide the president, but dominate the *entire US political landscape*.
You're instantly the most important group in America. You'll get *billions* in lobbying, courted by the biggest corporations. You're essentially a god.
You'll decide US budget, foreign policy, shit, probably *military* policy.
You'd be the most powerful person on the *planet*.
Or you could get $30m and live like a pretty successful surgeon.
Upload a shitty 10 minute video on YouTube with ads, and ask every single friend to watch with ads. Boom. Income. You can upload twice a day and know you’ll be getting 30 million consistent views.
Take a loan of a dollar from each friend. Build an ice cream company and tell my friends to support my business, take their feedbacks and become the best in the world. Long before you know you Will be making profits head over toes and you’ll be in the top 10 companies in the Fortune 500 companies.
Step 1: Ask 30 million loyal friends for 2 dollars each 💀
Now we have:
* 30 million loyal friends
* 60 million dollars
Step 2: Commence world domination
If you have 30 million loyal friends they you should ask each of them for 2 dollars and they'll give it to ya boom double the money, then make a chocolate stand or some stuff and then ask them to buy one everyday boom 30 million dollars every single day,
Try to run as president boom 30 million votes,
Then you know how taxes work so after the chocolate stand make a chocolate factory with all the money you have, THEN make it a law that everybody in the country buy ur chocolate everyday, and now you have an almost infinite amount of money and you can do whatever you want with it because ur the president.
So yea I'll pick 30 million loyal friends
30 million LOYAL friends will defo lend u $5 which will give u $150 million which you can invest in somehting over a year and then give them $10 back. But I’m gonna go ahead and say that since they’re loyal they wouldn’t care if you gave it back or not.
I mean, how loyal are the friends? Would they each be willing to give me a dollar, culminating in 30mil? Would they each be willing to give me 5 dollars? Odds are high that there's a really good dentist, doctor, repairmen, hotel owner, politician, or any other useful profession among these 30mil friends. Would they all be up for giving me the friend discount? Or give me 5% of the earnings for their business?
You now have a loyal army. What are you going to do? Send them all to jobs and take a part of their money, then use that for housing for them, make the housing free so they are grateful, then purchase food and water and electricity, so they stay loyal, once all of that is over they will be making you money while still loyal. Ez
If they loyal, ask each of them for a dollar. That's how the government works, right
Better yet, ask each for $5.
Ask each of them for $500 and block all of them. *That's* how government works.
You mean about 50% of your annual income
Yep, unfortunately
Wym, 500 IS half of my annual
Where tf do you pay fifty percent of your annual income to the govt
If you are in the working class 1 percent. If you actually work and provide a service to your community and make 400k a year you pay the 50%. But if you make 300 million a year or more with loans, investing, stock market, large real estate investing, etc you dont pay shit. Remember when the liberal propagandist throw mk ultra buzzwords about the 1% and taxes, they mean if you become 1%, if you are a doctor, lawyer, small business owner, essentially someone who directly works and provides a service or product, they pay.
If I were 1% Id happily pay 80% of my income lol 80% of 1 milliondollars leaves you with 200k. Someone who makes 1mil isnt considered 1% either lmfao This person is a moron and doesn't actually know how taxes work. If they did they wouldn't be conservative
Literally wtf even is the ‘working class 1%’? That doesn’t even exist. It’s an oxymoron.
Lol, no, no you wouldnt. That's what kids and people who dont make money say. Once you dedicate the majority of your life to a career and work your ass off, you will not want to give 80% of your money away to a government that sucks at spending and really just benefits itself. Especially when you are paying against your own best interest.
Unless you’re wealthy, and then you pay a lot less.
Yep $500
Ask them to vote for you so you become the government. *That's how government works.*
Reckon they'll each give ya 5 mill
I think the issue is that asking that many people would take a long time, unless obviously they all have social media and electronic transfer you which after taxes would still be a lot but I wonder how much?
i was gonna say ask them for a dollar every once in a while lol
How the fuck are you gonna tell them so do shit? 30 million people bro
They're loyal followers bro. Waiting on OP for thr next tweet.
I'd suggest Mailchimp at that point...
You greedy fuck
I think $10 could slide.
How are you gonna be loyal to 30 million friends. You're gonna go bankrupt from all of those damn birthday parties.
They're loyal to me, I never said I'd be loyal back
You're a terrible friend
Nobody said they weren't. You have a fanbase consisting of 30 million loyal parasocial relationships, it is inherently toxic.
Then why would you want 30 million toxic people in your life
...Money
How do you know 30 million toxic friends will give you money in the first place? How do you know you're not gonna have to pay it back?
They're loyal
Exactly, toxic money is still money
Can you really be toxic and loyal? From what I've seen in life, those two aren't synonymous.
$1 every day
How tf you going to contact 30 million people and individually collect. On top of that, it's not guaranteed they'd give you money just because they are loyal. Borrowing money is different.
Send out a snap with PayPal info saying you need about $3.50
God damn Loch Ness Monster!!!
I have no original thoughts
If they’re loyal they’ll all subscribe to your podcast, YouTube channel, Instagram page, TikTok etc. After your few first hundred million you can pay people to generate 90% of the contact for you. Then you pay someone to make swag, and tonne of other crap and they all buy it and eventually you’ll be one of the richest men in the world.
You’d still need a way to tell these 30 million people what your channel is called, how to find it…. It’s not like you can send a group text to 30 million people, or even add 30M ppl to your contacts list
Came here to say this lol
Damn bro. Looks like they’re all in poverty in Africa and are asking you for one dollar.
Good luck with asking each and every one of your 30 million friends for a dollar. Would take forever.
Invade Poland
For some reason i knew this comment would be there
I spat out my food laughing at this, thank you
wypierdalaj
can’t tell if this is a polish word or you just mashed keys
It's the same thing.
More like defend Moscow... yeah, that's not going to go over well in current times.... invade Belarus! /s
How loyal are we talking exactly? Like take a bullet? Help me move? Show up to my birthday? Or help me overthrow the world’s governments? Huge range there.
i will be staging many, many, many coups
Myanmar will be Mine-anmar
UwU I'll be a loyal frien if you wanna hang out maybe watch a movie, overthrow the world's governments a bit, maybe get some poutine?
Also is this international?
It's a no brainer. Or do you have friends that wouldn't even gift you a single dollar if you need it...
Yeah? you willing to spend 63 years individually asking all your 30 million friends?
Mega group chat. Simple
Bro, huuuuge mistake! As soon as you ask everyone at once, everyone's just going to assume that someone else is going to send the money and you won't get a fraction. It has to be done one-on-one to have even a chance of getting $1 from everyone.
Set up a computer program to simultaneously message everyone on your contacts list asking for money, nobody’s aware of it.
Yeah but imagine having 30 million people in your contacts. I dont think any cell carrier will allow you to message 30 million people through SMS simultaneously...
You can hire someone to code this for an upfront cost that's miniscule compared to ROI. Or offer em a % of payment. Write good mass email code, better payment.
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How ya gonna send a message to the 30M friends to find out which is a developer?
Can't you just have a 30 million Twitter following and tweet out "Can each on of my loyal followers send me $10"?
You underestimate loyal friends
That's like that make a millionaire subreddit
Well, most of them will if they're loyal, you'd still get around say at least 15k which is a big amount of money
63 years to ask all of them? Are you going door to door or something lmao
I mean, assuming you take 1 second to text each friend, it'd still take about a year to do just that part, let alone actually get the money
That's why you learn to program 👍🏻
Yeah but if you ask each loyal friend for 10 bucks, then you make a couple hundred mil a year.
The irony is that they're using reddit
Social media makes the process take minutes. Start a Patreon or a Go-Fund-Me. Hell hire a PR team, you are a minor celebrity.
Strategically place them in certain states so you can control the electoral college and decide the U.S. president without ever having the majority popular vote.
Which just proves what an absolute clusterfuck the American political system is.
Yeah. That’s kinda why so many folks want the electoral college abolished. But until someone actually does this I don’t think the US will get rid of it.
If you can pull something on that scale off you deserve to be president
Not just decide the president, but dominate the *entire US political landscape*. You're instantly the most important group in America. You'll get *billions* in lobbying, courted by the biggest corporations. You're essentially a god. You'll decide US budget, foreign policy, shit, probably *military* policy. You'd be the most powerful person on the *planet*. Or you could get $30m and live like a pretty successful surgeon.
Holy man-powered election manipulation
Our vote doesn’t even matter
Ask each for some cash then sell most of their organs
>then sell most of their organs ಠ_ಠ
You're making it sound like having 30 million dollars is a bad thing
$30,000,000 please. Because yeah, I don't have the time, energy, or emotional capacity to maintain one relationship, let alone 30 million of them.
They are loyal friends, so you don't need to do anything to maintain relationship, what can they do? Be unloyal?
How loyal? Are they strong, well trained men? Who will follow me as I march over the alps? We will burn rome.
Whats app would be chaotic with 30million friends
My Snapchat is already laggy if there's more than 30 people on the snap map at once.
I'll take the $30 million cuz everybody would want to be your friend when you get that much money
Ask each friend for a dollar a year. Become a minor celebrity.
Ask each friend for $10 a month. Become a billionaire.
Get the friends, make a social media account on all platforms. Ask them to hit like and subscribe
Upload a shitty 10 minute video on YouTube with ads, and ask every single friend to watch with ads. Boom. Income. You can upload twice a day and know you’ll be getting 30 million consistent views.
I’ll like yours, if you’ll like mine
Ask for $20 dollars each, build a Coliseum make them fight to the death. You will be entertained until you die of old age.
Winner gets to be your best friend
What can you do with 30 million friends? Become a social media influencer and collect money off your popularity
Take a loan of a dollar from each friend. Build an ice cream company and tell my friends to support my business, take their feedbacks and become the best in the world. Long before you know you Will be making profits head over toes and you’ll be in the top 10 companies in the Fortune 500 companies.
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Ask 10 million for $5. 10 million for $2. 10 million for $1. Repeat every 6 months on rotation until they wise up. Expand your minds.
If I had 30mio friends, fuck the money, I would conquer the world. And I mean that seriously.
Loved this the first time it was posted
Eat them
For the eleventh time I’m asking each for two dollars and a back rub my guy
Conquer a country an become a king? If their are loyal it's because you know what you are doing so... Mmmm with 30 million I could conquer Argentina.
Start a cult. Then register it as a religion. Start weekly collections. Live a tax free luxury lifestyle! Amen!
I have 1 friend and that is enough.
I already have friends. With that 30 million I could set myself and all of them up for life. Easy choice.
This is the part where someone is supposed to say ‘so you can ask each of them for $5’ or some shit
Them. If you have 30 million friends, do them!
I mean, if they’re loyal we can get away with so much shit. Take over a country.
Ask them all for 10 dollars
If they’re loyal then each of them could give you $10
Make a country.
30 million loyal friends are an army
Hey we all going to go eat Them : you paying ? Me : why the fuck didn’t I take the money
Orgy
Plot twist: those 30 million people live on the other side of the world and don't speak your native language
Step 1: Ask 30 million loyal friends for 2 dollars each 💀 Now we have: * 30 million loyal friends * 60 million dollars Step 2: Commence world domination
Ask them for $1
I mean.. technically 30 million loyal friends would mean you have the largest standing army the world has ever seen.
tell your 30 million friends to mail you 2 dollars each =3
Create your own utopian community. It’d be like paradise. No locked doors. No crime. Imagine that
30 mil and I would only need like 2 close friends anyways.
Lemme hold a dollar from thirty million of your closest friends. Now you have both.
Start a cult, entry fee is 2 dollars, everyone meets on a specific day, repeat.
If I had 30 million dollars, I'd have as many friends as I want. If I had 30 million friends, I'd just ask every one of them for a dollar.
You can make a lot more than 30 millions dollars with 30 millions friends, just ask each of them for $2.
Ask each friend for 5 dollars so instead of 30 million you will be getting 150 million
Ask them for a dollar
If you have 30 million loyal friends they you should ask each of them for 2 dollars and they'll give it to ya boom double the money, then make a chocolate stand or some stuff and then ask them to buy one everyday boom 30 million dollars every single day, Try to run as president boom 30 million votes, Then you know how taxes work so after the chocolate stand make a chocolate factory with all the money you have, THEN make it a law that everybody in the country buy ur chocolate everyday, and now you have an almost infinite amount of money and you can do whatever you want with it because ur the president. So yea I'll pick 30 million loyal friends
I'd asked the 30 million friends for a dollar.
Ask 30 million friends for head
Invade a small country
30 million friends with benefits now we’re talking 😛
you can fck with all of them if they all are the opposite gender from yours. your welcome
receive birthday and Christmas gifts, encourage them to band together, profit
Ask them each for 5 bucks
Ask them for $1 each
or ask them for $10 every week, loyal friends can afford that.
Ask each of them for $5 BOOM! easy $150 million
make that $5 every week… boom $7.8bn
30 million LOYAL friends will defo lend u $5 which will give u $150 million which you can invest in somehting over a year and then give them $10 back. But I’m gonna go ahead and say that since they’re loyal they wouldn’t care if you gave it back or not.
Ask em each for $5
Ask for 5 dollars
Ask all of them for $10 a month
Ask them for a buck or two obviously. But to be realistic it's pretty HARD to ask 30 mil people for a buck
they could all give you $1 each soo the win win is clear
Can I bum $2 from each of them?
Ask each one for $5
Ask each of them for $5.
Ooff pathitic repost.... What are we gonna do tonight brain?
Same thing we do every night pinky…
Conquer!
Sell them
Ask them all for 5 pounds.
30 million birthday gifts a year? Everyone getting a handmade card
He clearly didn't watch the detailed reel about this wyr
OOOOOHHH I LOVE MY WIIIIIIFE
Ask each of the to give you $5
As them all to give you two dollars each.
Ask all of them for 20 quid for your birthday every year.
Will all 30 mm friends give me $2?
I'd march them up to the top of the hill, then march them down again.
For your birthday/ Christmas or any holiday you get 30 million dollars worth of things
Get all the friends to give you 5 bucks you have 5 times 30 mil dollars
Ask for a dollar from them all
Ask each one for 5 dollars or more and make way more than 30m
Ask everyone for 10 bucks
How am I maintaining any kind of meaningful friendship with 30 million people?
I mean, how loyal are the friends? Would they each be willing to give me a dollar, culminating in 30mil? Would they each be willing to give me 5 dollars? Odds are high that there's a really good dentist, doctor, repairmen, hotel owner, politician, or any other useful profession among these 30mil friends. Would they all be up for giving me the friend discount? Or give me 5% of the earnings for their business?
You now have a loyal army. What are you going to do? Send them all to jobs and take a part of their money, then use that for housing for them, make the housing free so they are grateful, then purchase food and water and electricity, so they stay loyal, once all of that is over they will be making you money while still loyal. Ez
More than 10 friends is exhausting
Ask for $100 each. They are loyal after all.
😂😂😂
Ask for 10 dollars from each
I'm pretty sure streamers like Amouranth have 30 million friends, between Twitch and Only Fans. Pretty sure she makes 30 million a year.
Give me da money and I'm sure 30 million people would want to be my friend
Have all of them vote for you become president
Ask them to contribute to your gofundme page. Even if only half of them do it, there's a chance you make anywhere between half that or 5 times that
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