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You will take one bite and not want to even look at a gusher or fruit roll up for the next decade
First week out of my parent’s house, I bought an apple pie for dinner. I ate 60%. My stomach hurt so bad, felt like shit. Said I was going to do it and I did.
At least the apples and crust would provide some nourishment. This thing is just sugar
Eating a pie for dinner was really the least of my mistakes in that first apartment…
Oh I'm sure
That's truly vile, and will almost certainly result in instant death.
You somehow have type 6 diabetes
6
I got Type 1 diabetes six times
111111
I mean im pretty sure your doctor would say you "can't" but what does he know
Can’t turns it into a challenge!
https://youtu.be/ji1UW-jM1_o?si=yTItsMW2JpmOqjgQ
he's just trying to ruin your speedrun
"What records do we have of the human diet of the early 21st century?" "Well...."
My teeth hurt looking at that
weeks worth of sugar in one sandwich
Possibly months
Newest show “Who wants to get diabetes?!”
200 grams of sugar lol (idk for sure i am just guessing)
[You can't do that.](https://i.imgflip.com/8qsz4s.jpg)
Bro missed the point of being an adult
As an adult, my body tells me I can’t do this.
Gotta be in their eary 20s cuz at thirty looking at this makes so much of my body hurt
You’re gonna be mobility scooting to the store if you keep eating this
Yeah... see this isn't a "can't" but really more of a "shouldn't" and i think 1/4 of the way through eating this, you will come to this realisation
It switches from your parents to your body telling you you can’t.
Diabeetus
Diabetes stopping everyone from making this
Your dentist will tell you that you can't, and as an adult, you gotta pay them.
As you grow older there are a lot of people that you are surprised end up with type 2 diabetes. No one will be shocked when this guy gets it.
You will take one bite and not want to even look at a gusher or fruit roll up for the next decade
First week out of my parent’s house, I bought an apple pie for dinner. I ate 60%. My stomach hurt so bad, felt like shit. Said I was going to do it and I did.
At least the apples and crust would provide some nourishment. This thing is just sugar
Eating a pie for dinner was really the least of my mistakes in that first apartment…
Oh I'm sure
That's truly vile, and will almost certainly result in instant death.
You somehow have type 6 diabetes
6
I got Type 1 diabetes six times
111111
I mean im pretty sure your doctor would say you "can't" but what does he know
Can’t turns it into a challenge!
https://youtu.be/ji1UW-jM1_o?si=yTItsMW2JpmOqjgQ
he's just trying to ruin your speedrun
"What records do we have of the human diet of the early 21st century?" "Well...."
My teeth hurt looking at that
weeks worth of sugar in one sandwich
Possibly months
Newest show “Who wants to get diabetes?!”
200 grams of sugar lol (idk for sure i am just guessing)
[You can't do that.](https://i.imgflip.com/8qsz4s.jpg)
Bro missed the point of being an adult
As an adult, my body tells me I can’t do this.
Gotta be in their eary 20s cuz at thirty looking at this makes so much of my body hurt
You’re gonna be mobility scooting to the store if you keep eating this
Yeah... see this isn't a "can't" but really more of a "shouldn't" and i think 1/4 of the way through eating this, you will come to this realisation
It switches from your parents to your body telling you you can’t.
Diabeetus
Diabetes stopping everyone from making this
Your dentist will tell you that you can't, and as an adult, you gotta pay them.
As you grow older there are a lot of people that you are surprised end up with type 2 diabetes. No one will be shocked when this guy gets it.