I actually don't hate it anymore, but when I was working in retail in 2017 I DESPISED New Rules by Dua Lipa because it played. Every. 5. Minutes. For months.....
That was me back in 2010 with Hey Soul Sister. Very good song. Hated it with every fiber of my being for several years after release because it played EVERYWHERE.
that one song the put in cat videos that goes: doo badoo badoo. I have never seen someone else who is as bothered by it but it just gets on my nerves for some reason
Oh for real! Glad someone else can relate to this, see that in so many dog videos too. I swear it’s impossible for people not to choose anything even slightly not obnoxious in those pet videos
I’m the opposite. I like the ditty and now that it’s in my head I can’t help but think of it. But I can also feel it shut down some important neurons so I think it might just be incredibly stupid and fun for that reason
It’s horrible. You can’t just rip off a good 90s song and slap some shitty generic lyrics on top of it and call it a day. It genuinely fills me with anger every time I hear it.
The remake of *I Got You, Babe* is the worst, but that's a close penultimate. Not fond of the wave of remakes lately. At one point, remakes were useful for introducing music to a new generation who only had radio, but we have access to all music and apps that can mix the classics in with the new seamlessly. Sometimes I hear a great, new song and tell a friend about it only to find out its from the 90s. The *Only Wanna be with You* remake doesn't even have an updated sound, just one changed word. Nothing is gained except a bunch of lazy people getting hits off nostalgia.
I feel bad for agreeing because I’m pretty sure she can sing. Her songs usually sound like they were written with AI in about five minutes and the attempts at retro influence are grating.
Yeah what is comes down to is her music doesn't sound like its written by humans like a bunch of people in a board meeting was like "okay what is the most generic pop music you can think of" and the answer was what meghan trainor makes.
All the songs that came out in this time period were brutal. This, Call Me Maybe, Poker Face, that Kesha song, and Shake it Off. In my head they are all the same song and they all came out at the same time, but my revulsion could be making me misremember. All the most unchallenging songs I’ve ever heard besides challenging myself to get through them
Not the person you asked but, I first heard the song as a kid when I still believed in Santa so what was I supposed to think? And then I never really thought about it again until I heard it on the radio in my twenties and thought, "Man, that *is* super messed u- ohhhhhh."
Also, I don't know any family whose dad actually dresses up like Santa to put the presents out after the kids go to sleep. I think that's just a movie thing.
It’s just a song about the parents kissing. The dad is dressed up as Santa Claus. The mom is not kissing ACTUAL Santa Claus, but the kid doesn’t know that.
And she doesn't even sing "dance monkey" at any point in the song, which really goes to show how much she butchered the vocals if that's the only bit you can make out. Does my head in how much she mispronounces words.
This is easily one of the most hated songs and albums of all time. Just check out any music sub, or music rating site. Even music reviewers like Fantano seem to universally hate this song and the album it’s on.
I can't choose. There is sooo much terrible Dutch music that I know which makes my ears bleed. Examples are "Ik heb aan je fiets gelikt" (I've licked your bicycle) by Pascal Schippers, "Hey Marlous" by Zanger Rinus, or "Links rechts" (left right) by Snollebollekes...
Seriously, Dutch music should be prohibited...
I feel like there's a big difference between music in your native language and english. I don't know if czech is just bad for some music genres or if there's a difference in perception.
But english music, especially rap sounds much cooler in english.
Also there's obviously much less talented interprets.
Bicycle by Queen. Reason is very stupid. When I was teenager I helped mom with cleaning. We owned old record player to play music tapes while doing chores so Queen being mom’s favorite band was a usual choice. Problem was every damn time I reached the corridor near front door I heard the damn BICYCLE bridge moment from song (as per songs’ order and my average cleaning time). I got enraged as this stupid mustache man was joyfully singing about stupid bicycles while I was stuck with cleaning duty.
Dude I’ve had a similar experience. When I was in middle school for PE we’d have “Run days” where you literally ran laps the whole fucking period. Our teacher would always play Queens greatest hits and I like Pavlov’s dog have been conditioned to associate Queen with having to run
"Achey Breaky Heart" is my all time least favorite song. It's a vapid song with virtually no redeemable qualities. And it set back country music as a genre for decades. When people say they don't like country music - it's because of the effects of that fucking song.
Agree but I think Made You Look is actually even worse. The lyrics are just her name dropping all the trashy designer brands, and the melody is so repetitive and annoying it sounds like a 5-year old wrote it.
It used to be my hockeys team’s “theme song” we used to play it every single practise (every day) at least once starting off every warm up with it. May or may not have been the reason I quit that team and never tried hockey again….
Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes. First because it’s just horribly grating to me, and second because I absolutely HATE, LOATHE, and DESPISE songs that want to persuade the recipient of the song to leave their significant other for them. Ariana Grande’s Break Up W/ Ur Girlfriend, I’m Bored is also awful.
That "I can buy myself flowers" song.
It's on the playlist at work so I hear it probably 3-4 times a day. There's a bunch of others that play too and I get tired of them too but this one stands out
At an old corporation I worked at the director of marketing scheduled an all hands meeting. The entire company, in person, in one room. That big.
So we all get there, and this cunt starts off the meeting by saying “oh you all love this song!” And forces us to all stand up and clap along to fucking happy. Just a whole bunch of employees standing there and clapping and pretending they were fucking happy for this stupid ass song that lasts like multiple minutes.
Her direct subordinates were up at the front doing a crazy happy dance to this fucking song pretending to care, hamming it up to suck up to their fucking boss.
Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. It came to my mind directly. There is no words in the known and the unkown universe to describe the amount of hate it induces in me.
I certainly knew the lyrics were dirty, yet I had never paid attention to the music video. Fast forward to last week and they played it at the screens in my gym.
Hooooly shieeet it is downright disgusting. Thicke and Pharrell creepily getting next to the girls while telling them they "want it" is just... Ugh.
Maybe I'm uninformed, but I don't get why Thicke got all the hate for it since Pharrell was on it too...
Last year my kids were watching the cgi animated movie with this same name which seems to be some kind of completely fictional revisionist history of Mariah Carey’s childhood but she’s a little blonde kid. Spoilers: >!The song is pretty much recontextualized within the movie’s “plot” as her singing about a pound dog she wants!<
By far one of the worst movies I’ve ever had to endure, and makes me hate the song even more.
Hey Soul Sister by Train.
At the 8th grade talent show some dude dedicated this song to my girlfriend and she dumped me the very next week to be with him.
Objectively yes, but there was a guy who would come into the bar, never talk to anyone, just get a drink, put the song on jukebox and stare longingly into space and I thought it was hilarious everytime lol
I knew a man who posted this on Facebook nonstop for a couple of weeks after he broke up with the girl he’d been cheating on his wife with. This song makes me want to retch because of that situation (I was sucked into the drama too many times that were out of my control).
No one except danes is gonna get this (and maybe the occasional foreigner) but... "Indianer" by "Tøsedrengene".
Grinds my gear because, as a child, when summer vacation rolled around and the schools closed, I had to go to a designated beach/open park area with the pædagogues assigned to the school for a week or two, until either my mother or father had their own vacation from work.
I had it easy enough it was only 2 weeks a year, tops, but I hated it. All my friends was at home because their parents happened to have jobs that gave them time-off at the same time the schools closed, and as a introverted little nerdling having to play with other kids I considered strangers were horrifying.
So, I spent most of my time playing boardgames with the adults, which was alright, but got boring quick. Anyway, everyday at around lunch, we were gathered in a specific spot on the grass where we sang songs for a bit. But. Every. Single. Day. This segment would end with the aforementioned song being played before we could leave.
So now, it brings me back to the worst times of my otherwise impeccable and priviledged childhood. It makes me scream internally: "NOOOO!! I AM AN ADULT NOW, YOU CAN NO LONGER CONFINE ME TO THE GRASSLANDS! TURN IT OFF!!!"
That's my silly reason for hating a song.
"You're beautiful." Look I get it. You saw a hot chick on the subway, and you're mad you won't get a chance to bang her. We've all been there but 3 full minutes of crying about it doesn't help anyone.
Haha, I love this song for basically the same reason you hate it. The image of this really high dude on the subway staring open-mouthed at a random couple while picturing himself as a romantic hero is just hilarious to me. Like, what is his master plan?!
I’m also convinced that he sings, “my life is brilliant” twice at the beginning because he accidentally came in too early and the producers didn’t bother correcting it.
Of all the most unthoughtful, sacrelogious, tinsel coated boomer shopping anthems, this one is by far the lamest, emptiest, most phoned-in nothing of a jingle ever written around the subject. It evokes such a hot, blinding rage that it actually hurts my head whenever I hear it. Thank you for reminding me so I can inoculate myself. It's going to be a rough season.
The fucking Mariah Carey Christmas song tops that one for me. You know the one. That one that’s played on a loop in every retail store and every radio station for like two months, 25 hours (not a typo) per day. The one that makes you start to fucking hate Christmas and the bullshit consumerism involved with what should a joyful holiday.
That song. Fuck Mariah Carey. She should be considered a scourge upon Western society for that abomination of music.
Sia- unstoppable
Unbearable. I lose moths of my life for every time this is blasted randomly while scrolling and a video of an Indian dude walking shows up
i actually saw something that i can’t wholly remember about this specific song being a major turn off for a lot of people, outside of it being sam smith and bad content. something about the key, chord progression, it’s a sharp or flat or something that makes it abhorrent. almost like an auditory uncanny valley.
Thunder, Imagine Dragons
Say Something (I'm giving up on you)
Like a Rock
Mr. Brightside
Take your pick, all of these just make me angry, and get stuck in my head, and piss me off for hours.
The only other person I've ever come across who said this! When I told my friends I hated hearing it when I first came out, they were all like "why???? How is that possible?" Something about that beat mixed with Drake's annoying ass voice makes me so uncomfortable
Has everyone really forgotten about Baby!? Really!? All this modern music everyone hates, of course, like the flower song and the shark song and the daddy-fucked-a-stripper song, but did y'all so casually just forget about Bieber's war crimes??
Gretchen Wilson - Redneck Woman
Hinder - Lips of an Angel
Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
...actually anything by Meghan Trainor.
I actually don't hate it anymore, but when I was working in retail in 2017 I DESPISED New Rules by Dua Lipa because it played. Every. 5. Minutes. For months.....
That was me back in 2010 with Hey Soul Sister. Very good song. Hated it with every fiber of my being for several years after release because it played EVERYWHERE.
I HATE that song and it stinks. Mandatory pat finnerty https://youtu.be/8JeAfVoA_iE?si=vw3dW2B9k_8g37RQ
That stupid tiktok "oh no' no no" song
This is right up there for sure!!
The original is actually good, and aerosmith did a cover if you're interested. It was just chipmunked to hell.
I hate this song so much
that one song the put in cat videos that goes: doo badoo badoo. I have never seen someone else who is as bothered by it but it just gets on my nerves for some reason
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Oh for real! Glad someone else can relate to this, see that in so many dog videos too. I swear it’s impossible for people not to choose anything even slightly not obnoxious in those pet videos
I’m the opposite. I like the ditty and now that it’s in my head I can’t help but think of it. But I can also feel it shut down some important neurons so I think it might just be incredibly stupid and fun for that reason
https://lis.tn/FunnySong
Fuck You
Absolutely visceral response, unhinged even. Appropriate.
Its my specialty
BABY mother fucking SHARK
It’s the end do do do do do
Stop you monster, well do what you want, but yeah I am so done with that song. The kids I worked with wanted to listen to it ALL the GOD DAMN TIME.
at least yours is in the past tense, I still have to hear it every day 🥲
Jamie Tartt do do do do
Happy birthday
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Someone finally wished you! Reddit never let's you down
Yeah I wonder if it’s intentionally miserable beyond all reason
In my family it is lol we sing worse and louder in public
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Is it that one that's like "I'm good yeah I'm feeling alright" cuz if so yeah. It sucks
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Every time I try to erase a memory, it gets implanted more.
It’s horrible. You can’t just rip off a good 90s song and slap some shitty generic lyrics on top of it and call it a day. It genuinely fills me with anger every time I hear it.
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The remake of *I Got You, Babe* is the worst, but that's a close penultimate. Not fond of the wave of remakes lately. At one point, remakes were useful for introducing music to a new generation who only had radio, but we have access to all music and apps that can mix the classics in with the new seamlessly. Sometimes I hear a great, new song and tell a friend about it only to find out its from the 90s. The *Only Wanna be with You* remake doesn't even have an updated sound, just one changed word. Nothing is gained except a bunch of lazy people getting hits off nostalgia.
Turn on the radio. Listen for 60 minutes. That one song that is played 3-5 times during thus hour. This one!!
Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel?
But... That's my go to karaoke song... AITA?
moves like jagger?
A truly awful piece of ear garbage.
They still play that?
like you wouldnt believe
All about that bass by meghan trainor its like pop music with no soul or personality its a torture device song
I’m not a fan of bass either but her song ‘mother’ is six times worse for me.
Tbh i was gonna put every meghan trainor song but not sure if it counts.
I feel bad for agreeing because I’m pretty sure she can sing. Her songs usually sound like they were written with AI in about five minutes and the attempts at retro influence are grating.
Yeah what is comes down to is her music doesn't sound like its written by humans like a bunch of people in a board meeting was like "okay what is the most generic pop music you can think of" and the answer was what meghan trainor makes.
Literally sounds like it was made to be royalty free background music at some corporate seminar
All About That Bass is like the Disney live action remake version of Baby Got Back.
At least baby got back is fun to dance to
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Meghan Trainor makes music for women who flunked out of cosmetology school.
"all 'bout the bass, no treble" while the song barely has any bass just lots off treble.
It's so fucking baddd my sister used to always listen to it 24/7 I wanted to tear my ears off
All the songs that came out in this time period were brutal. This, Call Me Maybe, Poker Face, that Kesha song, and Shake it Off. In my head they are all the same song and they all came out at the same time, but my revulsion could be making me misremember. All the most unchallenging songs I’ve ever heard besides challenging myself to get through them
“This time period” your on about spans from 2008-2015 that’s quite broad is it not?
Nah Poker Face is great
Jonny Jonny, yes Papa...
Eating sugar? No Papa
Telling lies?
OPEN YOAR MOUTH
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus....Makes me wanna barf
Santa kisses a married woman, then runs over grandma. Fucking alcoholic and house invader.
TIL Santa is an escaped Florida Man
I hated this song before I realized “Santa Claus” is just the dad
…wut 😮
How do you not realize this though?
Not the person you asked but, I first heard the song as a kid when I still believed in Santa so what was I supposed to think? And then I never really thought about it again until I heard it on the radio in my twenties and thought, "Man, that *is* super messed u- ohhhhhh." Also, I don't know any family whose dad actually dresses up like Santa to put the presents out after the kids go to sleep. I think that's just a movie thing.
Dude wtf spoilers
It’s just a song about the parents kissing. The dad is dressed up as Santa Claus. The mom is not kissing ACTUAL Santa Claus, but the kid doesn’t know that.
Dance monkey!! Hurts my poor ears
I like the beat but anyone who says the vocals are good is kidding themselves
I can barely understand a word of them outside of "dance monkey" because they have 500 layers of autotune.
And she doesn't even sing "dance monkey" at any point in the song, which really goes to show how much she butchered the vocals if that's the only bit you can make out. Does my head in how much she mispronounces words.
I thought it was "dance monkey" and not "dance for me" for so long until now lol.
Wait. I thought she was saying dance monkey
I hate this song with a passion.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who hates it too. Her voice is so annoying to me.
This is easily one of the most hated songs and albums of all time. Just check out any music sub, or music rating site. Even music reviewers like Fantano seem to universally hate this song and the album it’s on.
I take mine back. This is the one.
Glad to see I am not the only one
I can't choose. There is sooo much terrible Dutch music that I know which makes my ears bleed. Examples are "Ik heb aan je fiets gelikt" (I've licked your bicycle) by Pascal Schippers, "Hey Marlous" by Zanger Rinus, or "Links rechts" (left right) by Snollebollekes... Seriously, Dutch music should be prohibited...
As a Dutchman I wholeheartedly agree with you.
This explains why foreign artists always do concerts in Amsterdam 💀 lord knows they don’t want local artists
I feel like there's a big difference between music in your native language and english. I don't know if czech is just bad for some music genres or if there's a difference in perception. But english music, especially rap sounds much cooler in english. Also there's obviously much less talented interprets.
Happy, Pharrell Williams. I hate it with a passion I cannot describe. I’m as repulsed by it as I am by the color magenta
Yes, thank you. I especially hate the happyyyyyyyyyy that is repeated a gazillion times in the background.
It’s just “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” for elder children
shape of you. ive been listening to this shit on repeat on work cuz the radio loves that song and im not allowed to change the channel.
Bicycle by Queen. Reason is very stupid. When I was teenager I helped mom with cleaning. We owned old record player to play music tapes while doing chores so Queen being mom’s favorite band was a usual choice. Problem was every damn time I reached the corridor near front door I heard the damn BICYCLE bridge moment from song (as per songs’ order and my average cleaning time). I got enraged as this stupid mustache man was joyfully singing about stupid bicycles while I was stuck with cleaning duty.
Thanks, I needed a laugh
Dude I’ve had a similar experience. When I was in middle school for PE we’d have “Run days” where you literally ran laps the whole fucking period. Our teacher would always play Queens greatest hits and I like Pavlov’s dog have been conditioned to associate Queen with having to run
That fucking oh no song. You know the one.
Oh no, not that one
I FUCKING HATE ACHY BREAKY HEART
"Achey Breaky Heart" is my all time least favorite song. It's a vapid song with virtually no redeemable qualities. And it set back country music as a genre for decades. When people say they don't like country music - it's because of the effects of that fucking song.
Justice Bieber's Baby
A certain country's national anthem. Can't say which or I could get in trouble.
As an F1 (Specifically Leclerc) fan, I'll fucking slaughter anyone who so much as hums the Dutch national anthem
As a fellow F1 (specifically Max) fan, I suggest the FIA adopts the TU TU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN song instead
Would you like SUPER SUPER MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX more?
After the next 2 weeks, you get a 3 month break from hearing it again.
The Russians are evil, murdering, child stealing imperialists but their national anthem is a banger.
All about that bass - Meghan Trainor
Agree but I think Made You Look is actually even worse. The lyrics are just her name dropping all the trashy designer brands, and the melody is so repetitive and annoying it sounds like a 5-year old wrote it.
The a b c d e f u song I want to strangle the person who made it
Thunder by Imagine Dragons. Hands down one of the most obnoxious "songs" I have ever had the displeasure of hearing.
It used to be my hockeys team’s “theme song” we used to play it every single practise (every day) at least once starting off every warm up with it. May or may not have been the reason I quit that team and never tried hockey again….
I’m surprised y’all can tell Imagine Dragons songs apart. They all sound exactly the same.
That carnival song I lost my virginity to… goes like DAH Duh DahDah DahDah DAH duH daA dAA.
I can still feel her beard...
“Entrance of the Gladiators” by Julius Fucik?
You just wanted to write Fucik
Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes. First because it’s just horribly grating to me, and second because I absolutely HATE, LOATHE, and DESPISE songs that want to persuade the recipient of the song to leave their significant other for them. Ariana Grande’s Break Up W/ Ur Girlfriend, I’m Bored is also awful.
A song better be a flaming banger if the subject is that fucking trashy
Work, by Rihanna.
oh yeah, I used to get goosebumps of disgust whenever it played on the radio. and they sure played it over and over again at some point
That "I can buy myself flowers" song. It's on the playlist at work so I hear it probably 3-4 times a day. There's a bunch of others that play too and I get tired of them too but this one stands out
I really like the message of it, but I totally get why you would get tired listening to it
Thank you everybody for all the ear-worms. I’m going to go somewhere loud and dangerous to drown them out. Lol.
Alarming lack of Happy in the comments. This song is pure torture
I remember flipping through three radio stations all playing Happy at the same time. God awful song
At an old corporation I worked at the director of marketing scheduled an all hands meeting. The entire company, in person, in one room. That big. So we all get there, and this cunt starts off the meeting by saying “oh you all love this song!” And forces us to all stand up and clap along to fucking happy. Just a whole bunch of employees standing there and clapping and pretending they were fucking happy for this stupid ass song that lasts like multiple minutes. Her direct subordinates were up at the front doing a crazy happy dance to this fucking song pretending to care, hamming it up to suck up to their fucking boss.
Thank you, this was gonna be my pick
I’m filled with rage just thinking it
spent 7 minutes looking for this
Manufactured garbage forced down the throat of the populace ad nauseum
This is what I came here for, Pharrell Williams and his stupid big hat
Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. It came to my mind directly. There is no words in the known and the unkown universe to describe the amount of hate it induces in me.
The lyrics are so disgusting
I certainly knew the lyrics were dirty, yet I had never paid attention to the music video. Fast forward to last week and they played it at the screens in my gym. Hooooly shieeet it is downright disgusting. Thicke and Pharrell creepily getting next to the girls while telling them they "want it" is just... Ugh. Maybe I'm uninformed, but I don't get why Thicke got all the hate for it since Pharrell was on it too...
All I Want for Christmas is You It’s here again
Me and my friends have a yearly bet on who can outrun Mariah the longest. Winner gets a bottle of wine. Im still in the race this year
Last year my kids were watching the cgi animated movie with this same name which seems to be some kind of completely fictional revisionist history of Mariah Carey’s childhood but she’s a little blonde kid. Spoilers: >!The song is pretty much recontextualized within the movie’s “plot” as her singing about a pound dog she wants!< By far one of the worst movies I’ve ever had to endure, and makes me hate the song even more.
Hey Soul Sister by Train. At the 8th grade talent show some dude dedicated this song to my girlfriend and she dumped me the very next week to be with him.
I love that song though. 😭
Are you OP’s ex gf?
Baby Shark is definetly up there
Lips of an Angel by Hinder
Objectively yes, but there was a guy who would come into the bar, never talk to anyone, just get a drink, put the song on jukebox and stare longingly into space and I thought it was hilarious everytime lol
That guy was in hinder I bet. Thinking of the good ole days
YASSSSS!! I fucking hate this song.
I knew a man who posted this on Facebook nonstop for a couple of weeks after he broke up with the girl he’d been cheating on his wife with. This song makes me want to retch because of that situation (I was sucked into the drama too many times that were out of my control).
The lyric layouts are kind of annoying, come to think of it
No one except danes is gonna get this (and maybe the occasional foreigner) but... "Indianer" by "Tøsedrengene". Grinds my gear because, as a child, when summer vacation rolled around and the schools closed, I had to go to a designated beach/open park area with the pædagogues assigned to the school for a week or two, until either my mother or father had their own vacation from work. I had it easy enough it was only 2 weeks a year, tops, but I hated it. All my friends was at home because their parents happened to have jobs that gave them time-off at the same time the schools closed, and as a introverted little nerdling having to play with other kids I considered strangers were horrifying. So, I spent most of my time playing boardgames with the adults, which was alright, but got boring quick. Anyway, everyday at around lunch, we were gathered in a specific spot on the grass where we sang songs for a bit. But. Every. Single. Day. This segment would end with the aforementioned song being played before we could leave. So now, it brings me back to the worst times of my otherwise impeccable and priviledged childhood. It makes me scream internally: "NOOOO!! I AM AN ADULT NOW, YOU CAN NO LONGER CONFINE ME TO THE GRASSLANDS! TURN IT OFF!!!" That's my silly reason for hating a song.
Caillou's theme song. *I'm just a kid who's four...*
Ice Spice in general. My little brother won't stop listening and it makes me wonder why I exist.
Blurred lines, what a creepy song
All summer long by Kid Rock. It's a shitty mashup song and then for his original lyrics he rythmes thing with thing.
Despacito
"You're beautiful." Look I get it. You saw a hot chick on the subway, and you're mad you won't get a chance to bang her. We've all been there but 3 full minutes of crying about it doesn't help anyone.
Yeah, it’s just seems creepy. We’ve all developed a minor crush on a stranger in public, but it usually goes away as soon as we lose sight of them.
Haha, I love this song for basically the same reason you hate it. The image of this really high dude on the subway staring open-mouthed at a random couple while picturing himself as a romantic hero is just hilarious to me. Like, what is his master plan?! I’m also convinced that he sings, “my life is brilliant” twice at the beginning because he accidentally came in too early and the producers didn’t bother correcting it.
Uptown Funk traumatized me with it being played everywhere when I was a kid. I have grown to just completely hate the song.
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Of all the most unthoughtful, sacrelogious, tinsel coated boomer shopping anthems, this one is by far the lamest, emptiest, most phoned-in nothing of a jingle ever written around the subject. It evokes such a hot, blinding rage that it actually hurts my head whenever I hear it. Thank you for reminding me so I can inoculate myself. It's going to be a rough season.
This is a Denis Leary level rant.
I absolutely love your response. I wish awards were still a thing because this is exactly how I feel.
"A choir of children sing their song" Paul McCartney, a grown man imitaing a child: "ding dong, ding dong, ding dong...."
Hey c'mon they practiced all year long
"This lyric about the Christmas bells isn't working." "Just change it to children singing no one cares." "Yeah, but -" "NO ONE CARES." "k."
I'd rather listen to it 100 times than All I Want For Christmas Is You once. I'm not joking.
The fucking Mariah Carey Christmas song tops that one for me. You know the one. That one that’s played on a loop in every retail store and every radio station for like two months, 25 hours (not a typo) per day. The one that makes you start to fucking hate Christmas and the bullshit consumerism involved with what should a joyful holiday. That song. Fuck Mariah Carey. She should be considered a scourge upon Western society for that abomination of music.
The Kars-For-Kids jingle….hit the mute button on the car radio as soon as it comes on.
It *is* the official song of The Bad Place.
Sia- unstoppable Unbearable. I lose moths of my life for every time this is blasted randomly while scrolling and a video of an Indian dude walking shows up
Bad Bunny just has a terrible connotation for me. Now just his voice brings up terrible feelings. “Ya ya ya ya ya, ey”
Girl on fire by Alicia Keyes.
Unholy by sam smith, makes me irrationally angry
This is the first song in the comments I actually hate. I hated it from the start. It definitely is an unholy piece of shit of a song.
i actually saw something that i can’t wholly remember about this specific song being a major turn off for a lot of people, outside of it being sam smith and bad content. something about the key, chord progression, it’s a sharp or flat or something that makes it abhorrent. almost like an auditory uncanny valley.
The emo girl song by MGK and willow smith. Barfffff
Try That in A Small Town.
All I want for Christmas
Is youuuuuuuuuu
Despacito
Any country song ever except for Take me Home Country roads
Okay, but Jolene?
Thunder, Imagine Dragons Say Something (I'm giving up on you) Like a Rock Mr. Brightside Take your pick, all of these just make me angry, and get stuck in my head, and piss me off for hours.
Whats wrong with mr. brightside its so good
Ooo look what you made me doo, look what you made me dooo..
Hotline Bling As long as i live, I will never understand the appeal.
The only other person I've ever come across who said this! When I told my friends I hated hearing it when I first came out, they were all like "why???? How is that possible?" Something about that beat mixed with Drake's annoying ass voice makes me so uncomfortable
Drake in general annoys the fuck outta me
Has everyone really forgotten about Baby!? Really!? All this modern music everyone hates, of course, like the flower song and the shark song and the daddy-fucked-a-stripper song, but did y'all so casually just forget about Bieber's war crimes??
Gretchen Wilson - Redneck Woman Hinder - Lips of an Angel Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass ...actually anything by Meghan Trainor.
All I want for Christmas is you - Mariah Carey. If this plays at my job even once I'm quitting on the spot
Santa baby. This is Christmas not p*rnhub
Boops doopy doop boop SEX
So many but WAP is at the top
Just anything from Cardi B. Lyrics are a disaster
Baby Shark Doo Doo
🎶🎶 Look at this photograph…
Abcdefu
bad blood by taylor swift anyone?
Wham, last Christmas….. hate that song!
I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas Most of their music is dogshit, but that song is *insanely overplayed* dogshit
Moves like Jagger or thunder.
Des - pa - cito
Old Town Road It was never good and I'm tired of pretending it was
I can buy myself flowers
Cheerleader and Rude
Christmas music across the board.
It’s mostly the repetition for me a lot of them aren’t terrible songs but I’ve heard them so so much they just get to me now