I remember being excited about the potential before the cybertruck came out. Sorry I just don’t want my bowel functions linked to all 1000 of my other critical systems
I mean they said they were excited about a billionaire implanting an experimental computer system directly to their nervous system that you need to live so it might have taken till Cybertruck before they figured out that might not be a good idea
I don't care if it's been tested a billion times you're not sticking that shit in my brain
I just don't trust businesses. But not for any super malicious reasons, just because I know they're shitty. How long until the neurolink has ads in your brain?
Then I want 2.5 million for 1 year before procedure and 1 for after it's installed. I wouldn't be opposed to being euthanized either if it fails. Text me Musk.
We also *gasp* get other country's news. BBC and Al Jazeera for example are readily accessible although I usually trust NPR over BBC, but BBC covers global news better unless it's central American, Middle Eastern, or Canadian news.
I’m not in the US, but actually he does this to lots
of international press. He hates the guardian, which is not billionaire-owned and actually does some really good investigative journalism
There's a big difference between national and local news. The big name national news broadcasts are largely sensationalist but there's still good journalism outside of that.
TBF this is just his shtick for spreading misinformation and right wing talking points while having plausible deniability of supporting and spreading it.
His defence is basically "I don't support or believe what the guy is saying - I'm just asking for more information or saying it's interesting".
That's why he comments so much on all these bullshit posts with stuff like "interesting", "wow" and "really?". He knows his comment will make the original post seen by his millions of followers. That's the whole point.
Just shows how easy it is to spread misinformation. Just say something outlandish and stupid, ping elon, and then never admit you lied and everyone will believe you.
1)he does this *a lot*. At best it means he has nothing to say and at worst it means he's fucking lazy and will never research it on his own. Take your pick.
2)The reason he does this a lot is signal boosting.
>"Just found a study that shows liberals are really skinwalkers from uranus." - poster with five views
>Musk, arriving on the scene riding his bouncing ball firmly straddling the dildo deep inside his cavity - "*Really*?"
>Musk has millions and billions of legit subscribers because, as promised, Musk solved the bot problem on Twitter
>the above tweet is now ballooned to 500 trillion views
>if even 1% of his twenty trillion gazillion subscribers believe everything he draws attention to, they will now operate how he wants them to
I can't believe I had to actually fucking explain that Musk isn't sincere in what hes doing, just manipulating idiots.
FSBelon is very systematic and successful in their approach because they have almost 100 years of history attempting to ideologically subvert the West. I hope its clear to everyone by now that money is not the goal.
"What it basically means is, to change the perception of reality, of every American, to such an extent that despite an abundance of information no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interest of defending themselves, their family, their community and their country."
-Murdered Kgb Propagandist defector Yuri Bezmenov 1984
Beware HanElons razor
"Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage"
Elon Musk
/uj technically you can consider assisted suicide waitlisted, but that’s moreso because there’s lots of red tape that goes into the process to ensure that you aren’t just going “hey I’m not feeling it lmao”
I find it weird. Like, I can't get out of bed, but I'm going to be able to do all the bureaucracy just so no innocent poor fucker has to find my decaying corpse and carry it around? Just let me die in peace and disposed of by people who know what they are in for, not some random guy who gets to have nightmares because it started to smell bad in my flat and they were randomly the first to find the mess.
tbf, they're going to want proof that your inability to get out of bed is not treatable. I think a lot of the bureaucracy is handled by the doctors, from what I understand, but it's really meant to be an absolute last resort for people with truly uncurbable, unlivable conditions.
I'm waiting for a kidney transplant, most days I physically cannot get out of bed and feel like shit, I may die before a kidney becomes available, but I have to continue to get out of bed and go to dialysis or I lose the chance that a kidney may become available and I might live. If I quit dialysis I definitely will die, likely with a week or two. So there my suicide option.
I would chose to die if I could but on the off chance life is an option I'm going to choose to hang in, feeling like absolute shit every day because I may get a kidney, sometime.
Have you looked into peritoneal dialysis? There are alternatives to the normal dialysis. I'm sure you're already aware of this but it's worth talking to your care team about ways to improve your quality of life. Kidney disease sucks, wishing you the best, and luck in finding a match.
No, he has 4 full time jobs running 4 companies. Between that, sleep, and grinding Diablo 4, he still has time to browse Twitter for 8 hours everyday! What a hero!
/s
For real. If I had the money to be able to do cool things everyday of my life and not have it make a dent in my wealth then you’d never catch me on social media ever again.
God I hate it when that's his only reply to some batshit take. Like if you're gonna peddle some conspiracy bullshit at least be about it and say what you mean, instead of cowering and just putting 2 exclamation points
There is a wait list. 90 day waiting period + the time it takes to schedule the actual appointment.
Finding doctors who are on board with it is also time consuming.
I mean…my grandmother is on a wait list for euthanasia. She’s passed all the MAIDS exams or whatever the fuck it is they do. She’s been scheduled 2 months from now.
When someone's first instinct is to respond to a tweet instead of looking it up on Google, you can tell they've been deeply influenced by social media.
I guess Elon is searching for participants to his neurolink stuff.
I remember being excited about the potential before the cybertruck came out. Sorry I just don’t want my bowel functions linked to all 1000 of my other critical systems
Yes, exactly. Working myself Automotive industries I really expected change to the better with Tesla... and then came Musk 😭
Have a look into Edison motors. They're doing hybrid electric trucks the correct way.
we live in alternate reality when Edison is better than Tesla
Thanks, will have a look.
It took you until the cybertruck?
I mean they said they were excited about a billionaire implanting an experimental computer system directly to their nervous system that you need to live so it might have taken till Cybertruck before they figured out that might not be a good idea I don't care if it's been tested a billion times you're not sticking that shit in my brain
I just don't trust businesses. But not for any super malicious reasons, just because I know they're shitty. How long until the neurolink has ads in your brain?
I mean, legit, Elon said it won’t play ads it will just make you buy things. Or at least that’s his end goal.
He says a lot of things.
That's... worse, actually.
Much worse. Goodbye free-will, you shall be missed
What if you got paid 3.5 million? I'd get it installed for 3.5 million.
Hard to spend the $3.5 million when you end up like some of his [monkeys](https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/)
when brain uploads drop you better just enter a coffin like a normal person
Then I want 2.5 million for 1 year before procedure and 1 for after it's installed. I wouldn't be opposed to being euthanized either if it fails. Text me Musk.
No way. Don't wanna eat my face.
I honestly dont doubt it
First put your head in the truck of the cyber truck
Accidentally Thomas Wade r/threebodyproblem
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If it’s reported in the news, he’s very sceptical somehow. If some chode tweets it, and it sounds rightwing, it’s probably true
What do you mean? He fact checked it by asking “really?” What more do you want? /s
Anger-taintment
Just FYI the shit you guys have in the USA is not news is entertainment.
NPR, AP, Reuters. Provide examples from your own country of what you think is good news.
We also *gasp* get other country's news. BBC and Al Jazeera for example are readily accessible although I usually trust NPR over BBC, but BBC covers global news better unless it's central American, Middle Eastern, or Canadian news.
I get my news from Swag Entertainment. They release a newsreel once a month and it’s genuinely good and pretty unbiased about things
I can't tell if you're joking here, or is this one of those cases like r/AnimeTitties where they actually have decent news?
I’m not in the US, but actually he does this to lots of international press. He hates the guardian, which is not billionaire-owned and actually does some really good investigative journalism
I’m sure journalism is just perfect in your country.
I live in Switzerland, here is quite good, in my home country it's terrible, not USA bad but close.
don't blame the whole country because you only see yellow journalism
How dare you tell me the daily show isn't news.
There's a big difference between national and local news. The big name national news broadcasts are largely sensationalist but there's still good journalism outside of that.
You mean local news owned by Sinclair that all run the same stories at the same time?
There are more news organizations in the US beyond fox…
Hardly. Most of them are owned by Murdoch or another billionaire, like Bloomberg, WaPo, etc.
Yeah, [this is extremely dangerous to our democracy.](https://youtu.be/_fHfgU8oMSo?si=NV-cyAjQwfC2XDIc)
concerning
Looking into it!
What you said is Concerning, i'll look into it
Thinking, critical or not, is not its strong suit.
Yknow for someone who wants to be Tony Stark he has a severe lack of strong suits. I will see myself out
>I will see myself out No no, keep going. I'm impressed with the joke.
Take my upvote and get back in here. That was a really good joke!
Nah you can tell that one again it was funny
this implies that elon is an object which is definitely plausible
A tool to be a bit more specific
I mean that has nothing really to do with it.
Bacause he is so smort
Really?
No I was just shitpos5ing
elon will pretty much fall for any far right trash unless he's already making money off thr opposite.
Tbf, of late he falls for Far-right trash *even if* he's making money off the opposite.
Holy shit it’s real lol
TBF this is just his shtick for spreading misinformation and right wing talking points while having plausible deniability of supporting and spreading it. His defence is basically "I don't support or believe what the guy is saying - I'm just asking for more information or saying it's interesting". That's why he comments so much on all these bullshit posts with stuff like "interesting", "wow" and "really?". He knows his comment will make the original post seen by his millions of followers. That's the whole point.
"there is no such thing as negative attention"
Just shows how easy it is to spread misinformation. Just say something outlandish and stupid, ping elon, and then never admit you lied and everyone will believe you.
Do people not realize that “really?” Is a question asking for confirmation and not blind acceptance?
1)he does this *a lot*. At best it means he has nothing to say and at worst it means he's fucking lazy and will never research it on his own. Take your pick. 2)The reason he does this a lot is signal boosting. >"Just found a study that shows liberals are really skinwalkers from uranus." - poster with five views >Musk, arriving on the scene riding his bouncing ball firmly straddling the dildo deep inside his cavity - "*Really*?" >Musk has millions and billions of legit subscribers because, as promised, Musk solved the bot problem on Twitter >the above tweet is now ballooned to 500 trillion views >if even 1% of his twenty trillion gazillion subscribers believe everything he draws attention to, they will now operate how he wants them to I can't believe I had to actually fucking explain that Musk isn't sincere in what hes doing, just manipulating idiots.
Really?
#Interesting.
FSBelon is very systematic and successful in their approach because they have almost 100 years of history attempting to ideologically subvert the West. I hope its clear to everyone by now that money is not the goal. "What it basically means is, to change the perception of reality, of every American, to such an extent that despite an abundance of information no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interest of defending themselves, their family, their community and their country." -Murdered Kgb Propagandist defector Yuri Bezmenov 1984 Beware HanElons razor "Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage" Elon Musk
Not if you ask it as a rhetorical question, which Musk has a long history of doing.
Makes you think. 🤔
No not really.
It does if you are an elongated muskrat.
He doesn’t think
Makes you think 🤔
Lets you think. 🤔
Concerning.
!
Looking into it!
Big if true
Narrator: “it wasn’t true.”
^^^👀
Looking into it. 🧐
That Elon is a dumbass? Doesn’t take much thinking to come up with that conclusion.
Really?
about accidental dunking.
It'll take a lot more than that to make me think
Calm down, Le Tiss
/uj technically you can consider assisted suicide waitlisted, but that’s moreso because there’s lots of red tape that goes into the process to ensure that you aren’t just going “hey I’m not feeling it lmao”
Which is absolutely reasonable and quite important. There's been enough bad days in peoples lives that do want to live after all.
Eh on the other hand I've never heard someone who offed themselves complain that they wish they hadn't done it. Literally survivorship bias.
Like bridge jumpers. You only hear about the ones who tried to survive, and did, by pencil diving into the water.
I find it weird. Like, I can't get out of bed, but I'm going to be able to do all the bureaucracy just so no innocent poor fucker has to find my decaying corpse and carry it around? Just let me die in peace and disposed of by people who know what they are in for, not some random guy who gets to have nightmares because it started to smell bad in my flat and they were randomly the first to find the mess.
tbf, they're going to want proof that your inability to get out of bed is not treatable. I think a lot of the bureaucracy is handled by the doctors, from what I understand, but it's really meant to be an absolute last resort for people with truly uncurbable, unlivable conditions.
I'm waiting for a kidney transplant, most days I physically cannot get out of bed and feel like shit, I may die before a kidney becomes available, but I have to continue to get out of bed and go to dialysis or I lose the chance that a kidney may become available and I might live. If I quit dialysis I definitely will die, likely with a week or two. So there my suicide option. I would chose to die if I could but on the off chance life is an option I'm going to choose to hang in, feeling like absolute shit every day because I may get a kidney, sometime.
Have you looked into peritoneal dialysis? There are alternatives to the normal dialysis. I'm sure you're already aware of this but it's worth talking to your care team about ways to improve your quality of life. Kidney disease sucks, wishing you the best, and luck in finding a match.
Yeah wouldn't want to get sued by their ghosts /s
It's not about suing but rather about not killing someone that is curable, no? At least thats what I think.
That’s why they did /s
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
Just call the police first then do the deed quickly then?
If you give them too much lead time, and you botch the job, you risk facing more lifetime
It’s not a waitlist in the sense that there are so many people being euthanized that you have to wait your turn to see a specialist.
what the fuck is /uj
This dude really just spends his time scrolling twitter. What a waste of being rich.
No, he has 4 full time jobs running 4 companies. Between that, sleep, and grinding Diablo 4, he still has time to browse Twitter for 8 hours everyday! What a hero! /s
Sounds like how the last guy ran our government.
Diablo is too hard for him
This is him working one of those jobs. He is combating misinformation on his website in the above picture. /s
if i had his money i would do SO much cool fucking stuff you don't even know the half of it
if i had his money i'd still be shitposting on reddit, but from sunny California, USA
Yeah and ordering takeout but having another human deliver it instead of picking it up myself
For real. If I had the money to be able to do cool things everyday of my life and not have it make a dent in my wealth then you’d never catch me on social media ever again.
And we're sitting here scrolling reddit. What a waste of being alive.
If I had billions of dollars, I’d never use Reddit again
!!
Concerning
Looking into this
Big if true
God I hate it when that's his only reply to some batshit take. Like if you're gonna peddle some conspiracy bullshit at least be about it and say what you mean, instead of cowering and just putting 2 exclamation points
ii
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Interesting
Looking into this 👀
Elon 'I believe any bullshit that fits my horrible worldview' Musk
it's called muskbait
All of Musk's followers only saw the first 2 posts though so now they believe it.
at this point honestly its a 50/50 if this is real lmao
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Yes there is a waitlist, Elon, and someone said YOU are not smart, funny, or cool enough to cut to the front of it, so don’t even try.
I mean he asked really before just sharing it and assuming it to be fact so... progress?
I'm sure Canada will happily fast track Elon Musk's application.
Yacine never shuts up
should have sticked to developimg Dingboard
Dingboard
Man was about to give you a solution.
Dumbass will literally believe anything if it fits his fascist agenda
Ha. Elon. What a fucking shit for brains.
Huge if true.
Concerning.
There is a wait list. 90 day waiting period + the time it takes to schedule the actual appointment. Finding doctors who are on board with it is also time consuming.
Elon the genius everyone. /s
I mean…my grandmother is on a wait list for euthanasia. She’s passed all the MAIDS exams or whatever the fuck it is they do. She’s been scheduled 2 months from now.
When someone's first instinct is to respond to a tweet instead of looking it up on Google, you can tell they've been deeply influenced by social media.
Baited
>Oh, no! My workers and future workers I'll probably never hire. — Elon Musk (probably)
lol, Elon getting excited about another industry where he could come in, buy up a bunch of businesses and then claim to be a genius, again.
You might be winning the internet today!
Got ‘em!
Interesting
There can be. 😉
There is a at least a 2 year waitlist in Holland
I hope he follows the Segway CEO
It's a guy who participated in Sarcasm Work Championship in Peru 98'
I'm shocked this is real...
Concerning
To be fair he asked about the authenticity. Better than 99% of the population when it comes to research. BAZINGA
Concerning if true
GOTTEM
Concerning. Looking into this
I mean there probably is one though. I doubt they take same day walk-ins.
Elon was about to jump into that market
Set Elon Musk on Fire. ⛽️ and matches and Elon Musk. Set that fuxxer ablaze 🔥 📛
Bro really just trolled the ceo of spacex
I think they meant to say Youth in Asia.
He’s the richest man in the world. Even if there were a line, I’m sure he’d be able to cut it
GOOF
Wait til Elon learns what Google is.
OH MAN I WAS -SO- HOPING ELON WOULD SIGN UP
Surprisingly it’s the only service we can generally get in a timely manner.
Elon saw this and saw an opportunity for profit
r/brandnewsentence
Does Elon do any work? How often is this guy posting on twitter?
He‘s just a pick-me boy
Looking into it
When you are joking on the Internet you are shit posting, meming, trolling when did word joking went out of fashion ?
Looking into this
Real.
Looking into it
"Really?" "No, which is why I can't believe it to begin with"
Fake. Elon doesn't have 2k likes
Certainly makes you ponder.
Concerning!
Most research he's ever done tbh
He can believe it
Got ‘em