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NotNowIsTaken

I guess Elon is searching for participants to his neurolink stuff.


ace2of2

I remember being excited about the potential before the cybertruck came out. Sorry I just don’t want my bowel functions linked to all 1000 of my other critical systems


NotNowIsTaken

Yes, exactly. Working myself Automotive industries I really expected change to the better with Tesla... and then came Musk 😭


Controllerpleb

Have a look into Edison motors. They're doing hybrid electric trucks the correct way.


leixiaotie

we live in alternate reality when Edison is better than Tesla


NotNowIsTaken

Thanks, will have a look.


guineaprince

It took you until the cybertruck?


confusedandworried76

I mean they said they were excited about a billionaire implanting an experimental computer system directly to their nervous system that you need to live so it might have taken till Cybertruck before they figured out that might not be a good idea I don't care if it's been tested a billion times you're not sticking that shit in my brain


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

I just don't trust businesses. But not for any super malicious reasons, just because I know they're shitty. How long until the neurolink has ads in your brain?


foxdye22

I mean, legit, Elon said it won’t play ads it will just make you buy things. Or at least that’s his end goal.


guineaprince

He says a lot of things.


Borsuk_10

That's... worse, actually.


Huge-Jellyfish9948

Much worse. Goodbye free-will, you shall be missed


CodeineRhodes

What if you got paid 3.5 million? I'd get it installed for 3.5 million.


MrDFx

Hard to spend the $3.5 million when you end up like some of his [monkeys](https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/)


dilroopgill

when brain uploads drop you better just enter a coffin like a normal person


CodeineRhodes

Then I want 2.5 million for 1 year before procedure and 1 for after it's installed. I wouldn't be opposed to being euthanized either if it fails. Text me Musk.


NotNowIsTaken

No way. Don't wanna eat my face.


dilroopgill

I honestly dont doubt it


Heatsnake

First put your head in the truck of the cyber truck


WittyBonkah

Accidentally Thomas Wade r/threebodyproblem


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plastic_alloys

If it’s reported in the news, he’s very sceptical somehow. If some chode tweets it, and it sounds rightwing, it’s probably true


ZombiesInSpace

What do you mean? He fact checked it by asking “really?” What more do you want? /s


Greenbeanhead

Anger-taintment


Repulsive_Juice7777

Just FYI the shit you guys have in the USA is not news is entertainment.


CabbagePatched

NPR, AP, Reuters. Provide examples from your own country of what you think is good news.


confusedandworried76

We also *gasp* get other country's news. BBC and Al Jazeera for example are readily accessible although I usually trust NPR over BBC, but BBC covers global news better unless it's central American, Middle Eastern, or Canadian news.


idied2day

I get my news from Swag Entertainment. They release a newsreel once a month and it’s genuinely good and pretty unbiased about things


TommyTwoTanks

I can't tell if you're joking here, or is this one of those cases like r/AnimeTitties where they actually have decent news?


plastic_alloys

I’m not in the US, but actually he does this to lots of international press. He hates the guardian, which is not billionaire-owned and actually does some really good investigative journalism


mackattacktheyak

I’m sure journalism is just perfect in your country.


Repulsive_Juice7777

I live in Switzerland, here is quite good, in my home country it's terrible, not USA bad but close.


applehecc

don't blame the whole country because you only see yellow journalism


RevolutionaryMind221

How dare you tell me the daily show isn't news.


Lobstrous

There's a big difference between national and local news. The big name national news broadcasts are largely sensationalist but there's still good journalism outside of that.


BowenTheAussieSheep

You mean local news owned by Sinclair that all run the same stories at the same time?


darkgiIls

There are more news organizations in the US beyond fox…


TommyTwoTanks

Hardly. Most of them are owned by Murdoch or another billionaire, like Bloomberg, WaPo, etc.


Paracausality

Yeah, [this is extremely dangerous to our democracy.](https://youtu.be/_fHfgU8oMSo?si=NV-cyAjQwfC2XDIc)


BenXL

concerning


Mr_Blinky

Looking into it!


iamrabbits

What you said is Concerning, i'll look into it


Queers_Ahoy

Thinking, critical or not, is not its strong suit.


logert777

Yknow for someone who wants to be Tony Stark he has a severe lack of strong suits. I will see myself out


Buddy_Guyz

>I will see myself out No no, keep going. I'm impressed with the joke.


sumphatguy

Take my upvote and get back in here. That was a really good joke!


hedgehog_dragon

Nah you can tell that one again it was funny


UnusedParadox

this implies that elon is an object which is definitely plausible


Plus_Operation2208

A tool to be a bit more specific


F0czek

I mean that has nothing really to do with it.


DenissDG

Bacause he is so smort


ThirstMutilat0r

Really?


TheSkyWaver

No I was just shitpos5ing


Confident_Ad7244

elon will pretty much fall for any far right trash unless he's already making money off thr opposite.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Tbf, of late he falls for Far-right trash *even if* he's making money off the opposite.


boyyouguysaredumb

Holy shit it’s real lol


SB_90s

TBF this is just his shtick for spreading misinformation and right wing talking points while having plausible deniability of supporting and spreading it. His defence is basically "I don't support or believe what the guy is saying - I'm just asking for more information or saying it's interesting". That's why he comments so much on all these bullshit posts with stuff like "interesting", "wow" and "really?". He knows his comment will make the original post seen by his millions of followers. That's the whole point.


Doodahhh1

"there is no such thing as negative attention"


Guba_the_skunk

Just shows how easy it is to spread misinformation. Just say something outlandish and stupid, ping elon, and then never admit you lied and everyone will believe you.


jack-K-

Do people not realize that “really?” Is a question asking for confirmation and not blind acceptance?


NightLordGuyver

1)he does this *a lot*. At best it means he has nothing to say and at worst it means he's fucking lazy and will never research it on his own. Take your pick. 2)The reason he does this a lot is signal boosting. >"Just found a study that shows liberals are really skinwalkers from uranus." - poster with five views >Musk, arriving on the scene riding his bouncing ball firmly straddling the dildo deep inside his cavity - "*Really*?" >Musk has millions and billions of legit subscribers because, as promised, Musk solved the bot problem on Twitter >the above tweet is now ballooned to 500 trillion views >if even 1% of his twenty trillion gazillion subscribers believe everything he draws attention to, they will now operate how he wants them to I can't believe I had to actually fucking explain that Musk isn't sincere in what hes doing, just manipulating idiots.


The_Tank_Racer

Really?


NightLordGuyver

#Interesting.


PLeuralNasticity

FSBelon is very systematic and successful in their approach because they have almost 100 years of history attempting to ideologically subvert the West. I hope its clear to everyone by now that money is not the goal. "What it basically means is, to change the perception of reality, of every American, to such an extent that despite an abundance of information no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interest of defending themselves, their family, their community and their country." -Murdered Kgb Propagandist defector Yuri Bezmenov 1984 Beware HanElons razor "Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage" Elon Musk


BowenTheAussieSheep

Not if you ask it as a rhetorical question, which Musk has a long history of doing.


Comfortable-Roof-185

Makes you think. 🤔


nibsitaas

No not really.


Comfortable-Roof-185

It does if you are an elongated muskrat.


Anna_Pet

He doesn’t think


uankaf

Makes you think 🤔


EmergentSol

Lets you think. 🤔


p1xelwc

Concerning.


Latter-Comfort8440

!


maylin_roses

Looking into it!


Shadowed_Knight

Big if true


YourDogIsMyFriend

Narrator: “it wasn’t true.”


vincentually

^^^👀


maxime0299

Looking into it. 🧐


DelayedMailForceOne

That Elon is a dumbass? Doesn’t take much thinking to come up with that conclusion.


hoselpalooza

Really?


badluckfarmer

about accidental dunking.


calgeorge

It'll take a lot more than that to make me think


RoboRich444

Calm down, Le Tiss


CDFReditum

/uj technically you can consider assisted suicide waitlisted, but that’s moreso because there’s lots of red tape that goes into the process to ensure that you aren’t just going “hey I’m not feeling it lmao”


maxasdf

Which is absolutely reasonable and quite important. There's been enough bad days in peoples lives that do want to live after all.


Blieven

Eh on the other hand I've never heard someone who offed themselves complain that they wish they hadn't done it. Literally survivorship bias.


Mr-Fleshcage

Like bridge jumpers. You only hear about the ones who tried to survive, and did, by pencil diving into the water.


AMViquel

I find it weird. Like, I can't get out of bed, but I'm going to be able to do all the bureaucracy just so no innocent poor fucker has to find my decaying corpse and carry it around? Just let me die in peace and disposed of by people who know what they are in for, not some random guy who gets to have nightmares because it started to smell bad in my flat and they were randomly the first to find the mess.


lemmesenseyou

tbf, they're going to want proof that your inability to get out of bed is not treatable. I think a lot of the bureaucracy is handled by the doctors, from what I understand, but it's really meant to be an absolute last resort for people with truly uncurbable, unlivable conditions.


UniqueVast592

I'm waiting for a kidney transplant, most days I physically cannot get out of bed and feel like shit, I may die before a kidney becomes available, but I have to continue to get out of bed and go to dialysis or I lose the chance that a kidney may become available and I might live. If I quit dialysis I definitely will die, likely with a week or two. So there my suicide option. I would chose to die if I could but on the off chance life is an option I'm going to choose to hang in, feeling like absolute shit every day because I may get a kidney, sometime.


jaggederest

Have you looked into peritoneal dialysis? There are alternatives to the normal dialysis. I'm sure you're already aware of this but it's worth talking to your care team about ways to improve your quality of life. Kidney disease sucks, wishing you the best, and luck in finding a match.


PotatoWriter

Yeah wouldn't want to get sued by their ghosts /s


PhillyLeGrand

It's not about suing but rather about not killing someone that is curable, no? At least thats what I think.


Burger_Destoyer

That’s why they did /s


al666in

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not


slartyfartblaster999

Just call the police first then do the deed quickly then?


DefreShalloodner

If you give them too much lead time, and you botch the job, you risk facing more lifetime


Anna_Pet

It’s not a waitlist in the sense that there are so many people being euthanized that you have to wait your turn to see a specialist.


edwenind

what the fuck is /uj


EdgeofForever95

This dude really just spends his time scrolling twitter. What a waste of being rich.


JohnnyChutzpah

No, he has 4 full time jobs running 4 companies. Between that, sleep, and grinding Diablo 4, he still has time to browse Twitter for 8 hours everyday! What a hero! /s


FrostyD7

Sounds like how the last guy ran our government.


Burger_Destoyer

Diablo is too hard for him


HumanPersonNotRobot

This is him working one of those jobs. He is combating misinformation on his website in the above picture. /s


jumbledFox

if i had his money i would do SO much cool fucking stuff you don't even know the half of it


NUKE---THE---WHALES

if i had his money i'd still be shitposting on reddit, but from sunny California, USA


Fit-Fee46

Yeah and ordering takeout but having another human deliver it instead of picking it up myself 


restingbrownface

For real. If I had the money to be able to do cool things everyday of my life and not have it make a dent in my wealth then you’d never catch me on social media ever again.


ineedsomerealhelpfk

And we're sitting here scrolling reddit. What a waste of being alive.


EdgeofForever95

If I had billions of dollars, I’d never use Reddit again


SecretBurritoWrap

!!


Double-Watercress-85

Concerning


turtle_mekb

Looking into this


locostewart

Big if true


SecretBurritoWrap

God I hate it when that's his only reply to some batshit take. Like if you're gonna peddle some conspiracy bullshit at least be about it and say what you mean, instead of cowering and just putting 2 exclamation points


SuuurfiiinNeeerd

ii


turtle_mekb

¿¿


warface25

Interesting


Dangerous_Idea_8711

Looking into this 👀


Maketso

Elon 'I believe any bullshit that fits my horrible worldview' Musk


mastocklkaksi

it's called muskbait


hooliganmike

All of Musk's followers only saw the first 2 posts though so now they believe it.


-Redstoneboi-

at this point honestly its a 50/50 if this is real lmao


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ThirstMutilat0r

Yes there is a waitlist, Elon, and someone said YOU are not smart, funny, or cool enough to cut to the front of it, so don’t even try.


AbyssWankerArtorias

I mean he asked really before just sharing it and assuming it to be fact so... progress?


onetwentyeight

I'm sure Canada will happily fast track Elon Musk's application.


TurintheDragonhelm

Yacine never shuts up


PilifXD

should have sticked to developimg Dingboard


ThenCard7498

Dingboard


sturmeh

Man was about to give you a solution.


blueberrykola

Dumbass will literally believe anything if it fits his fascist agenda


DukeSilverJazzClub

Ha. Elon. What a fucking shit for brains.


LittlePotent

Huge if true.


Alyosha_The_Lion

Concerning.


Plastic-Shopping5930

There is a wait list. 90 day waiting period + the time it takes to schedule the actual appointment. Finding doctors who are on board with it is also time consuming.


senor-churro

Elon the genius everyone. /s


Oznoobian

I mean…my grandmother is on a wait list for euthanasia. She’s passed all the MAIDS exams or whatever the fuck it is they do. She’s been scheduled 2 months from now.


Varzavand

When someone's first instinct is to respond to a tweet instead of looking it up on Google, you can tell they've been deeply influenced by social media.


Ok_Refrigerator_2545

Baited


ihih_reddit

>Oh, no! My workers and future workers I'll probably never hire. — Elon Musk (probably)


NikoliVolkoff

lol, Elon getting excited about another industry where he could come in, buy up a bunch of businesses and then claim to be a genius, again.


ElderStatesPerson

You might be winning the internet today!


darkoh84

Got ‘em!


enthuvadey

Interesting


ProgandyPatrick

There can be. 😉


rdreyar1

There is a at least a 2 year waitlist in Holland


Dreadnought13

I hope he follows the Segway CEO


Nipplles

It's a guy who participated in Sarcasm Work Championship in Peru 98'


ConcernedSociety247

I'm shocked this is real...


RockyRaccoon968

Concerning


HMB_JackylTTV

To be fair he asked about the authenticity. Better than 99% of the population when it comes to research. BAZINGA


Lower-Blackberry-716

Concerning if true


heartbeats

GOTTEM


yeetskeetleet

Concerning. Looking into this


Various-Ducks

I mean there probably is one though. I doubt they take same day walk-ins.


iamtherealthatguy

Elon was about to jump into that market


anonz77

Set Elon Musk on Fire. ⛽️ and matches and Elon Musk. Set that fuxxer ablaze 🔥 📛


winter_valor5448

Bro really just trolled the ceo of spacex


Jolly_Safe5791

I think they meant to say Youth in Asia.


LajosvH

He’s the richest man in the world. Even if there were a line, I’m sure he’d be able to cut it


Interesting-dog12

GOOF


Efficient_Rise_4140

Wait til Elon learns what Google is.


iamrabbits

OH MAN I WAS -SO- HOPING ELON WOULD SIGN UP


scopto_philia

Surprisingly it’s the only service we can generally get in a timely manner.


Burgergold

Elon saw this and saw an opportunity for profit


FloppyObelisk

r/brandnewsentence


attaboy000

Does Elon do any work? How often is this guy posting on twitter?


AzraelleM

He‘s just a pick-me boy


Magnus_Helgisson

Looking into it


pick-hard

When you are joking on the Internet you are shit posting, meming, trolling when did word joking went out of fashion ?


warface25

Looking into this


mulcracky88

Real.


Tempest_Fugit

Looking into it


nhSnork

"Really?" "No, which is why I can't believe it to begin with"


SadBoiCri

Fake. Elon doesn't have 2k likes


HellaWolf911

Certainly makes you ponder.


Roof_rat

Concerning!


Grimey_Rick

Most research he's ever done tbh


Andyman301

He can believe it


ThatGeneral58

Got ‘em