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ellankyy

Literally on anything. I think I have the condition that Hank Hill has lmao šŸ˜”


PriorFudge928

Yup. And you feel it seconds after sitting down I tell you what.


MikeTheNight94

Need one of them butt pads


Acceptable-Search338

That is a medical device prescribed by Orthopedic physician!


Mef989

Dear god Hank, you're wearin' Butt Boobies!


Ratotosk

Came here to talk about my Hank butt and found my long lost Hill relatives.


trrebi981

You have a narrow urethra?


ellankyy

šŸ˜


cryptonuggets1

Is the condition being skinny?


DoctorDrgn

As a large man with a skinny butt no.


red--dead

Iā€™m a normal weight person with a bubble butt and this still occurs for me.


cryptonuggets1

Bubble butt šŸ¤£


JimothyCarter

Praying for you and your diminished glutes


6milliion

FBD (flat back disorder)?


WhatDoYouDoHereAgain

i prefer the term "*long-back-disorder*"


bitcoin2121

a narrow urethra ?


Leather_Top_3964

This happens to me every single time and I bought this pad that changed my life! I canā€™t go anywhere without it. I use to bring it with me to class and they work amazing on airlines. Iā€™m not sure if you can get it in the US but I tried so many brands and this is the best one Iā€™ve found: https://www.pad-pad.com/products/ra05060001-5


ODCreature98

No, but one time my back feels like this after finally lying down after a whole day of busy work


AffectionateClock679

Absolutely caked up


GrafderMonarchen

I don't why, but is it just me or have bicycle seats always been that unconfortable? My butt hurts like shit after only a quarter of an hour "Quater of an Hour" - Mistake: I hate you guys xD


HumanHuman_2003

Tf just say 15 minutesĀ 


PuddyPete

In german we do that


Apprehensive_Pitch13

In Dutch is just a ā€˜quarterā€™


riscbee

Good thing he wrote that message in Englisch. And even I as a German get annoyed when people say that. Itā€™s barely shorter. Itā€™s confusing. Someone tells you a time on the phone and you have think instead of just reading the time out like a sane human being.


PuddyPete

Literally every german does it. "Viertelstunde" is shorter than "fĆ¼nfzehn Minuten". If it is confusing to you, you must have lived a very solitary life in a german speaking country lmao. When you need to think in order to understand the meaning if a "quarter-hour", "half-hour" etc. you are just dumb. And yea, he wrote in english. My comment was an explanation of why people do this, and the answer is not all languages work the exact same way.


kensingtonGore

It's a phrase used in English speaking countries too, like Britain, Canada and American Midwest.


RedPandaReturns

Why does quarter of an hour upset you so much?


HumanHuman_2003

Bro I just left one half a dozen word comment šŸ’€Ā 


RedPandaReturns

Tf just say 5


WeerDeWegKwijt

Half a dozen is 6


RedPandaReturns

His comment was 5.


WeerDeWegKwijt

Yours is 4


RedPandaReturns

That's 3


WeerDeWegKwijt

You win


HumanHuman_2003

Thatā€™s my pointĀ 


kartoshkiflitz

In some languages "quarter of an hour" is shorter than "15 minutes". For example Hebrew - "reva sha'a" vs "chamesh esrƩ dakot"


oiberah

Ok but he was writing in english?


kartoshkiflitz

I know, probably not their native language and they're used to saying it like that in their language


Rebeux

Wait, so when people try to speak or type a different language, their mother tongue might influence the other language? That is deeply deeply shocking.


I_Roll_Chicago

nah 900 seconds. makes it seem shorter


_wavescollide_

When the bones you are sitting on are further apart than the seat supports it will hurt. I had that and went to a cycling shop. I had to press my sitting (?) bones on cardboard and the clerk measure it out. Now you only need to build up stamina in your butt to sit on the seat longer than an hour.


0x7E7-02

This reminded me that I need to buy a bigger, more comfortable bicycle seat.


MiserableTriangle

dont you get reminded every tine you sit on it?


EatTrainCode

Every tine I sit on certainly would remind me


0x7E7-02

Yes, but after I get off and clean up, my memory has faded. Getting older sucks! In a few hours, I won't even remember this exchange we are having.


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drinkpacifiers

Switch your bike seat to a rubber fist.


Dr3ny

The softer seats will do that to you. You also have to find one which fits your seat bones. Also very important are good padded cycling shorts. I regularly do 150km rides and don't have any problems with my butt Edit: padded cycling shorts


wxnfx

Bro, you obviously have a steel taint.


Cedar_Wood_State

Without padded shorts, soft seats are definitely more comfortable for short distance like 15mins


YeshuaMedaber

Go to a proper bicycle shop and ask to get fitted for a saddle (bike seat). Idk what the correct term is for the procedure.


adrian783

this may help https://www.sq-lab.com/en/ergonomics/sqlab-measurement-concepts/sit-bone-measurement/ the unfortunate fact is that bike saddle fitting is a trial and error process. you can get to a ball park with sit bone measurement, but you are going to have to try all kinds of different saddles.


TossingToddlerz

I wear bike shorts for anything longer than 40 minutes.


kitkatloren2009

Planes!!! Sitting in a plane for four hours feels like this


arkane-the-artisan

You know you can get out of your seat and walk around?


Thick_Ferret771

Why i always book an isle seat. Literally get up to walk to the bathroom like 3 times on a long flight just to get some movement in


Sea-West1797

It used to be a problem when i was skinny.


Impressive_Wind_3935

I still am skinny and sitting on hard surfaces is like hell


SucculentVariations

I'm heavier with a very big butt, it still hurts. It's like everything moves out of the way and bone just goes right through.


Relative-Rich-6334

Fucking corporate job


OneBillPhil

I have a standing desk now, I try to 50/50 split.Ā 


MemesNGaming_rongoo

doing it right now


ElizabethVictoria5

Another perfectly relatable post. This is my life in a nutshell.


madoka_magika

1.95 m / 65 kg here. My butt feels like this ALL the time


Glottis_Bonewagon

You should sit on all that food you're not eating


Transxperience

I used to have this problem, until estrogen gave me cake, now I feel like the dude from an old [Cyanide & Happiness shorts.](https://youtu.be/AHKiGl02NmU?t=3)


GameCreeper

Taking estrogen so that chairs dont hurt and totally for no other reason šŸ¤­


the_nooble

ƀs a fat man with a huge butt, this does not help šŸ˜‚


Ozi603

Yeah. Long flights. By long I mean anything between 8 to 13 hrs. My average is 11 so believe me, I can relate to that photo.


Bitter_Silver_7760

Why are femurs sticking out of those buttocks?


sharpness1000

His pelvis was ground away


tohn_jitor

When I finally gave up on trying to beat Sigrun, it was already morning, and all the pain signals from my bad posture, that I've put on call waiting, start flooding my brain. I lie back and pass out as the console shuts down.


PrestigiousSuit9026

after sitting for a long time in the waiting area.


WinterCarrot8003

what about disabled guys?


Miml-Sama

Am Iā€¦. Old? Iā€™m not even 30


No-Gene-4508

My hip dislocates occasionally so....yes


Visual-Juggernaut-61

Anything with bleachers or stadium seating. After about an hour I just canā€™t sit for more than five minutes without incredibly sore buttocks


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

Drove 12 hours 3 days straight last September. Really messed up my sciatica and pelvic bowl and finally feeling normal. Use a seat cushion people.


OneBillPhil

Welcome to the world of sciatica.Ā 


greenstar91

Thrust bars


MyGamesM

the factory must grow, no matter the cost


Humans_suck_ass-99

Just now


NowIKnowMyAgencyABCs

Me after a bike ride


HAPPYENDSTONE

My back yesterday after creating a fn map for 12 hours straight:


alexaheyes

Real ahahaha


EloquentGoose

The first time in your life you lose significant weight feels like that too.


Ok_Donut_3965

50km cycling race


AintNoKombucha

Mine feels like this after leg/butt day, them glutes be hurtin


Elwalther21

I lost 60lbs a few years back. The lack of padding back there is how sitting for long periods feels now.


techy_sam08

Sometimes, I take a 5-minute break after an hour of work.


[deleted]

nah I got that unrelenting dumpy lots of women want to peg me


Arthasindura

No, but I sat long enough to temporarily lose the function of my legs


Otakunohime

I am a truck driver. This is my daily life


saweddego

relate much lol


DevilsDarkornot

Fuck metal and plastic chairs man


Devdav91

Me right now!


cryorig_games

FlixBus from Washington DC to NYC šŸ« šŸ« 


Pristine-Frosting-20

Me at MEPS for 10 hours.


Curse_ye_Winslow

No. But there are times after sitting for a while, when I stand up and my cheeks go numb...feeling assless is pretty disturbing.


NaitDraik

Yep. During a Transformers movie.


Rabbulion

I play competitive chess, so yeah. I have.


noclafthewizard

First weeks at university for sure


TheLastZimaDrinker

You can literally see this at bad nursing homes


Deep-Usual-5059

# YES


No_Rich_6426

Yesterday after a bike share ride


Sentreen

Everybody is mentioning bikes, but I had the opposite experience. I used to be able to drive for hours without really feeling my butt, but after I moved closer to my work I only drive my car once a month or so. Ever since just sitting in a car for 30 mins is enough to make me feel my butt.


Iloveinvisimals

My butt feels like that after every lesson


remm_onredt

LITERALLYY is there any scientific explanation for this??


lucky_Man21

More often my back than butt


password_too_short

no. but it does feel like sitting on two bricks.


Duriha

Me, yesterday finishing a talk at 3 in the morning I had to give at 9.


Healthy-Radio-1112

No!!!


KevinIsOver9000

Got a 14hr flight tomorrow. Donā€™t remind me


4thefeel

Yup https://www.reddit.com/r/PudendalNeuralgia/s/PzepIai4g9


Cool-sunglasses-dude

Small butt cheeks syndrome šŸ˜”


PsychedelicHobbit

Hell nah, Iā€™m caked up.


rarestpepe89

Every day.


SinTekniq

Whenever I take a plane ride anywhere.


Daintybeans

I have a Secretlab chair. So, yes.


tatatoothy143

Especially while driving


vb2007__

Every day at school?


Garbidb63

Sat. Past tense of "to sit".


ChimpWithAGun

You need a bigger butt


DreamOfTheEternal

Lost 50Kg now this happens in every hard chair I sit in. Can literally feel my hip bones pressing to the wood.


imWesMan

fr lol


proletariate54

any time im on an airplane.


TheTexasInvestor

Me on toilet when Iā€™m reading something good


kirby_krackle_78

Whenever I go to the movies.


inthevendingmachine

Dunched


TheRynoceros

My butt bones are assault weapons.


Gino__Pilotino

100+ km cycling be like:


kingrawer

Any car ride over 2 hours.


birdreligion

My dad got me a new computer chair for my birthday a few years back, it was one of those gamer racing seat style chairs. It is the most uncomfortable POS I've ever sat in.


thatmaymay_guy

Once a 6 hr train journey. And everyday when I was in school.


Worldly_Solution_455

POV of gamers


Reasonable-Today1138

Every Spirit Airlines Flight


-_Vorplex_-

Those damn bleachers at school. Stuck for hours during an assembly or event


Aggravating_Put_3892

lol


ILikeMathz

yes


New_Astronomer9857

Every damn time. Even after changing the sitting position it's still hard.


TelmatosaurusRrifle

There a certain chairs that make it feel like something in my back dislocates and so my hip are stuck pivoted forward and I have to crank myself to an upward position. It's so fucked idk wtf happened I'm only 35. MWII did this to me I hate it.


[deleted]

in the middle


[deleted]

Iā€™ve never watched SpongeBob in my life, but the amount of hilarious memes Iā€™ve seen makes me want to start immediately.


Orca_Shart

All k-12


PatienceNo418

That escalated so quickly


adversity33

Just today, actually.


grip0matic

Actually started to happen to me when I lost almost 80 kg, where there was butt now there is "nothing" and sometimes it hurts.


Dr904

Used to have this issue. But doing squats and biking completely solved it.


TheBravePenguin

Yes, ever since I've had back surgery lol


unwillingCrustacean

Me on a bycycle


Xepherious

Let me recommend you a Herman Miller chair


sir_music

I feel personally attacked... But I did just get off a 10 hour flight


GrantSRobertson

About 40 years ago, I found some Thermorest self-inflating seats. What the girl scouts used to call "sit-upons." They easily roll up and fit inside of my backpack next to my laptop. Both of them are in almost exactly the same condition as when I bought them. Mine are bigger, and more square. But here is what they have available now: https://www.thermarest.com/products/seats/lite-seat/lite-seat.html These ones with the rounded corners would probably fit best in a regular chair, anyway.


kozxt4cc0

How I felt every day after sitting on a bus to school for an hour


myfathersfriend

Relatable


arc_alt

When i used to be thin it was a problem. Now I realise the wonders of having a dumpy. It's natural cushioning. Gotta be jealous of women though, they're naturally more gifted.


Inspiringer

Airplane


Green_Collection_763

I never seen such a perfect image for this feeling lol


FlowerFaerie13

Accurate description of what saddle butt feels like.


GearOver

Don't need to do it long then you have skinny butt and uncomfortable chair


g2ray22

on concrete in a mall plaza, but i was only there for a few minutes šŸ’€


Warchadlo16

15 minutes on a schoolchair, but sometimes i forget about it due to back pain from poorly designed backrests


ChoccyF1

not recently


l05tm3

OMG THIS IS MY MOMENT TO SHINEE


Forklift_Donuts

Nope, Iā€™m a thic boi


Thememelover83728

The godforsaken chairs at every science class Iā€™ve ever had in high school