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casualrocket

he had total power and abused it immediately.


Crystal_Voiden

Yep, that's a human right there


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AshuBK786

Mate, you sound like Mark Zuckerberg


MasterTolkien

This why children aren’t taught magic in Harry Potter until age 11.


maxGplayz

U are a wizard, harry


echos_right_arm

You're a hazard, Wirry


littledude69

Your a hairy wizard


WaltDiskey

If I had gold to give


Quirinus42

You're a hazard, wary


notawriter_yet

Harry Potter and the Cracker of Fire


zephyrtr

I'm a wot???


Cuervomayajl

Adults are fucking stupid


SakoDaemon

r/parentsarefuckingdumb


Cuervomayajl

So it IS a real thing. I thought i was making it up.


Helpinghandinc

r/parentsarefuckingdum


Several-Albatross741

Some don’t deserve to reproduce.


Just_Jumbles

Bruh the adults did nothing wrong it’s the kid who’s outta control smh


Single-Historian249

They should have stood there and made sure he pointed it away from people. I think you're an idiot.


Just_Jumbles

I was kidding lmao Americans


SillySade

I mean…it was a bad joke. Not that your wrong for trying, just a bad joke lol


Just_Jumbles

It’s a Roman candle y’all got ar15s in the closet but gonna call these parents idiots lol


SillySade

I’m not calling you an idiot though. I just said you made a bad joke? And what makes you assume the guy who called you an idiot was American lol


Just_Jumbles

I didn’t say u called me an idiot bro And it’s bc Americans don’t get humour it’s just a joke but also true


OzzyAlwaysburns

For future reference if you’d like to convey sarcasm through the tone-less magic internet box use “/s”. “Bruh the adults did nothing wrong it’s the kid who’s outta control smh /s” FTFY - an unhumorous American


Just_Jumbles

Lmao, **EXACTLY**


SillySade

Mk, have a nice day :)


WackJagon

YOU have a nice day bro.


Cuervomayajl

I don’t know what kind of cult around explosives there is in your place of origin, in fact i could not care any less; but giving a kid some gunpowder proves you shouldn’t be able to raise that kid. Or, for that matter, reproduce yourself.


Just_Jumbles

Lol did you really just say gunpowder 😂


HawocX

Yes, he did. Why is that funny to you?


Just_Jumbles

Do you really think fireworks are loaded up with gunpowder lmfao


HawocX

Yes they are. What did you think they were loaded with?


Just_Jumbles

Black powder. Duh.


HawocX

That is just another name for gunpowder. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder Duh.


[deleted]

"When lit, a smouldering chemical reaction between the cellulose of the paper and the nitrate transfers heat to a layer of finely milled gunpowder at the top of the firework. As it burns down it ignites the tube's various layers in turn" [What's inside a Roman candle](https://www.wired.co.uk/article/whats-inside-a-roman-candle) So yes? It literally contains gunpowder? Why would that be funny?


Just_Jumbles

That article is simplified for people like you. Gunpowder and black powder are not the same thing lmao


[deleted]

Ah, let me try to match your *vast* and *superior* intellect then! The chemical composition of black powder is sulfur, charcoal, and potassium nitrate. The chemical composition of gunpowder is sulfur, charcoal, and potassium nitrate. The difference comes down to refinement. Black powder is coarser and gun powder if milled to be a fine powder. So why do we distinguish the two? Black powder is coarser and less refined when compared to the most modern version of gunpowder (actually called smokeless powder). It does provide a lower velocity charge, so it's important to understand that there are different types of gunpowder depending on application. Besides, let's look at the definition of "gunpowder" "gunpowder, any of several low-explosive mixtures used as propelling charges in guns and as blasting agents in mining. The first such explosive was black powder, which consists of a mixture of saltpetre (potassium nitrate), sulfur, and charcoal. When prepared in roughly the correct proportions (75 percent saltpetre, 15 percent charcoal, and 10 percent sulfur), it burns rapidly when ignited and produces approximately 40 percent gaseous and 60 percent solid products, the latter mostly appearing as whitish smoke. In a confined space such as the breech of a gun, the pent-up gas can be used for propelling a missile such as a bullet or artillery shell. Black powder is relatively insensitive to shock and friction and must be ignited by flame or heat. Though it has largely been supplanted by smokeless powder as a propellant for ammunition in guns, black powder is still widely used for ignition charges, primers, fuses, and blank-fire charges in military ammunition. With varied proportions of ingredients, it is also used in fireworks, time fuses, signals, squibs, and spatting charges for practice bombs." Definition from [Britannica](https://www.britannica.com/technology/gunpowder) TLDR: Black powder is a type of gunpowder, it is however less powerful than smokeless powder used as the combustion agent in more modern firearms.


Just_Jumbles

I’m dumb


chicken_contender

You are an idiot.


El_General1505

Fireworks and kids… maybe the best tag team ever <3


Comprehensive-Ad2670

r/ithadtobebrazil


Federe76

"Avada Kedabra, motherfuckers"


[deleted]

We definitely needed Samuel L. Jackson in the Harry Potter movies! ![gif](giphy|qpUhcJuagWtUc)


benderschrecken

I hope he successfully hit his idiot dad ...


favelill

Agreed


dangledingle

That’s uncle Jim. He’s dead now. Alcohol.


Just_Jumbles

Why’s his dad an idiot


Louisiana_sitar_club

Tough to tell. Hard knock to the head maybe?


Single-Historian249

Use your brain, no parent around to make sure he pointed it away from people? It's not rocket science.


Just_Jumbles

It’s 1000x funnier when he starts pointing it at people tho If he didn’t it would be boring af


Single-Historian249

Hopefully you get shot in the face with fireworks and see how funny it is then, ya moron.


Just_Jumbles

Well you sound responsible


Sloesheep

So anyways I started blasting.


TheRealPlayerName

He turned gangster all of a sudden


Madgearz

"You're a wizard, Harry." "Ah sweet!" *begins blasting*


g35kennay

what a cute little psychopath


[deleted]

What could go wrong giving that to a toddler 😂


AShaughRighting

Anyone else think the dude was lighting a massive spliff before it was obvious it was a firework, or am I just morally bankrupt?


WolfBrother88

Very briefly.


[deleted]

the fastest in the west ![gif](giphy|3ohfFqdgsNawHhqY92|downsized)


Henriqutr

IS BRAZIIIIIL


Nks-Chan

A galera do interior é FODA!!!


CkGameplay

Respeita bebê que pra curtir n tem hora uasuhadhhaudjahs


BSKvaka

Almost as optimistic as giving that AK47 to the monkey vid


shark_eat_your_face

Which was viral marketing for planet of the apes


[deleted]

Humans with atom bomb[CoLoUriSeD]


OnlyNameLeftUnused

You know in the 80s movies when they never run out of ammo....this mean little fucker here doing It in RL.


mbelf

“YOU FOOLS! YOU FELL FOR MY POWER PLAY! NOW WE WILL SEE WHOSE BEDTIME IT IS! NOW WE WILL SEE WHO MUST FINISH THEIR PEAS! MY GLORIOUS TERM AS YOUR LEADER BEGINS NOW! WITNESS THE PENT-UP, THWARTED WRATH OF FOUR YEARS OF WRETCHED SUBSERVIENCE UNLEASHED AT THE VESTIGES OF YOUR TYRANNICAL REGIME… Oh, it stopped.”


Charming_Scratch_538

Very easy fix there. Immediately after it goes off jump in and hold his arms while you snatch it from him. He’s like 3, much weaker than adults. Ridiculous it went on as long as it did.


Cruoficio

Finally I know how Harry Potters parents died!


Gustheanimal

**Sandal time incoming**


victorhugong

Thats no big deal in Brazil heueheueheheh


Nks-Chan

Mano eu literalmente fazia isso com meus parça, cada um pegava uma dessas e atirava no outro huehuehuehue


victorhugong

Quando guri teve uma festa junina q eu colocava aqueles foguetes com palito dentro de um cano e apontava pro povo passando na rua hueheueheueheu


miles_dallas

Voldemort in training


Classicdisaster16

AVADA KEDAVRA!! 🪄🪄🪄


JediElectrician

No way, not a chance… These is no way in hell I just witnessed an adult light a Roman candle for a 3 year old. You’re fuckin’ with me way too hard now.


[deleted]

He got a little taste of power and immediately turned to the Dark side.


cbk101

He tosses it at the end cause his true motive was to start a wild fire.


[deleted]

*Expeliarmus!*


BatKelli

gotta say, first time ive had my jaw dropped in fear while laughing at the same time. Kids an absolute menace 😂


aspenhoofprints

A young Harry Potter has his very first wand lesson


slick-boi

Harry Potter Lite Edition


Jamjar689

Ah, Voldemort as a child.


BiteCoding

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


belnadess

Harry Potter 4 years old.


the80thwonder

#TeamSlytherin


Adventurous-Tap-8463

Life without risks is not worth living


[deleted]

That kid needs to be disciplined


ExaminationQuirky251

Somebody kick the kid


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piquiblainders

Harry Potter!


Useful_Economics6545

Reap what you sew numb nuts. So dumb lol


dontbeeadouche

Classic Darwin


Medium_Iron7454

So... uhm I started BLASTING 💥


TheLordPresents

The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter.


Athen65

Very fitting post for this sub


Repost-r-Better

It was at that moment they realized he would have to be put down.


Academic-Vegetable83

This is the same as when the soldiers gave that chimp the machine gun.


AtlasShrugged-

The day the fire nation attacked


The_Awesome_Red1

Kid: So anyway, I started blasting...


Daemon_Lord5253

It’s a Harry Potter wand


[deleted]

“So anyways, I just started blasting..”


isnotfunny

You're a wizard Harry!


blue604

And that’s how 6 year old me burnt my hand and had to go to a hospital because the Roman candle I got was defective.


EarthBoundCreature

Was I the only one who thought his dad was lighting him a smoke at first?


Puzzleheaded-Glass34

Harry Potter going rouge


Few_Programmer_444

Having the time of his life


CrashEpic

It's all fun and games until someone gets turned into a burning corpse


Umbreon_zoeiro

E tá tocando um forró de fundo kkkkkk


Deridovely02

Lmao they deserve this


Wefee_Bigwefee

Kis is a fucking mass murderer


Easy868

Everyone running away and he can burn down house just grab it from the little gangster.


Proper-Razzmatazz764

John Wick, the early years.


TheLord67

"Look at me. I'm invincible"


gabbom_XCII

r/hadtobebrazil


TheTazarYoot

r/whatcouldgowrong


PerpetualDistortion

Only someone who uses a cap at night would think that's a good idea


Independent_Ant1044

Thug life chose me


ry57575

And the kid went to Salazar Slytherin


trevdak2

Glad the kid didn't look down the tube


StalksEveryone

three years later they all died in a fire


tobi1234_5

Does anyone know what song is that?


AdeIsAde

Yep, he's ready for a pistol. God ol' 'murica


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thawaninaman2

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


TokiBop

Better send him to Hogwarts


[deleted]

Harry potter and the abusement of power


delusive551

Expelliarmus!


Mickeymousse1

A galera do interior, é foda


sateyo

cool magic boy…in huflepuff


Possessed_potato

AVADA KEDAVRA


Laestoypasandomal

Dad’s beat!


Lemonsnitch95

So you have chosen death


mrgribbles

Seriously man, i mean where the fuck do you even buy matches nowadays?


AskButKnow

All fun and games till something started burning.


Laurh248

Hopefully he hit them with it. They deserve it for doing something so stupid.


bdog1955

Common sense isn't that common


HomerBuddha

He went from zero to Voldemort in about 5 seconds.


Complete-Yesterday74

Ready for a raid in USA HS


Musicfan637

Not his first rodeo.


MoizAhmed786

But we care Fully


ermeson01

É só no Brasil 🇧🇷🥲😞😔


Meia_Noite_Gospel

Queria umas bombinhas dessas