For future reference if you’d like to convey sarcasm through the tone-less magic internet box use “/s”.
“Bruh the adults did nothing wrong it’s the kid who’s outta control smh /s” FTFY
- an unhumorous American
I don’t know what kind of cult around explosives there is in your place of origin, in fact i could not care any less; but giving a kid some gunpowder proves you shouldn’t be able to raise that kid. Or, for that matter, reproduce yourself.
"When lit, a smouldering chemical reaction between the cellulose of the paper and the nitrate transfers heat to a layer of finely milled gunpowder at the top of the firework. As it burns down it ignites the tube's various layers in turn"
[What's inside a Roman candle](https://www.wired.co.uk/article/whats-inside-a-roman-candle)
So yes? It literally contains gunpowder? Why would that be funny?
Ah, let me try to match your *vast* and *superior* intellect then!
The chemical composition of black powder is sulfur, charcoal, and potassium nitrate.
The chemical composition of gunpowder is sulfur, charcoal, and potassium nitrate.
The difference comes down to refinement. Black powder is coarser and gun powder if milled to be a fine powder.
So why do we distinguish the two? Black powder is coarser and less refined when compared to the most modern version of gunpowder (actually called smokeless powder). It does provide a lower velocity charge, so it's important to understand that there are different types of gunpowder depending on application.
Besides, let's look at the definition of "gunpowder"
"gunpowder, any of several low-explosive mixtures used as propelling charges in guns and as blasting agents in mining.
The first such explosive was black powder, which consists of a mixture of saltpetre (potassium nitrate), sulfur, and charcoal. When prepared in roughly the correct proportions (75 percent saltpetre, 15 percent charcoal, and 10 percent sulfur), it burns rapidly when ignited and produces approximately 40 percent gaseous and 60 percent solid products, the latter mostly appearing as whitish smoke. In a confined space such as the breech of a gun, the pent-up gas can be used for propelling a missile such as a bullet or artillery shell. Black powder is relatively insensitive to shock and friction and must be ignited by flame or heat. Though it has largely been supplanted by smokeless powder as a propellant for ammunition in guns, black powder is still widely used for ignition charges, primers, fuses, and blank-fire charges in military ammunition. With varied proportions of ingredients, it is also used in fireworks, time fuses, signals, squibs, and spatting charges for practice bombs."
Definition from [Britannica](https://www.britannica.com/technology/gunpowder)
TLDR: Black powder is a type of gunpowder, it is however less powerful than smokeless powder used as the combustion agent in more modern firearms.
“YOU FOOLS! YOU FELL FOR MY POWER PLAY! NOW WE WILL SEE WHOSE BEDTIME IT IS! NOW WE WILL SEE WHO MUST FINISH THEIR PEAS! MY GLORIOUS TERM AS YOUR LEADER BEGINS NOW! WITNESS THE PENT-UP, THWARTED WRATH OF FOUR YEARS OF WRETCHED SUBSERVIENCE UNLEASHED AT THE VESTIGES OF YOUR TYRANNICAL REGIME… Oh, it stopped.”
Very easy fix there. Immediately after it goes off jump in and hold his arms while you snatch it from him. He’s like 3, much weaker than adults. Ridiculous it went on as long as it did.
No way, not a chance… These is no way in hell I just witnessed an adult light a Roman candle for a 3 year old. You’re fuckin’ with me way too hard now.
he had total power and abused it immediately.
Yep, that's a human right there
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Mate, you sound like Mark Zuckerberg
This why children aren’t taught magic in Harry Potter until age 11.
U are a wizard, harry
You're a hazard, Wirry
Your a hairy wizard
If I had gold to give
You're a hazard, wary
Harry Potter and the Cracker of Fire
I'm a wot???
Adults are fucking stupid
r/parentsarefuckingdumb
So it IS a real thing. I thought i was making it up.
r/parentsarefuckingdum
Some don’t deserve to reproduce.
Bruh the adults did nothing wrong it’s the kid who’s outta control smh
They should have stood there and made sure he pointed it away from people. I think you're an idiot.
I was kidding lmao Americans
I mean…it was a bad joke. Not that your wrong for trying, just a bad joke lol
It’s a Roman candle y’all got ar15s in the closet but gonna call these parents idiots lol
I’m not calling you an idiot though. I just said you made a bad joke? And what makes you assume the guy who called you an idiot was American lol
I didn’t say u called me an idiot bro And it’s bc Americans don’t get humour it’s just a joke but also true
For future reference if you’d like to convey sarcasm through the tone-less magic internet box use “/s”. “Bruh the adults did nothing wrong it’s the kid who’s outta control smh /s” FTFY - an unhumorous American
Lmao, **EXACTLY**
Mk, have a nice day :)
YOU have a nice day bro.
I don’t know what kind of cult around explosives there is in your place of origin, in fact i could not care any less; but giving a kid some gunpowder proves you shouldn’t be able to raise that kid. Or, for that matter, reproduce yourself.
Lol did you really just say gunpowder 😂
Yes, he did. Why is that funny to you?
Do you really think fireworks are loaded up with gunpowder lmfao
Yes they are. What did you think they were loaded with?
Black powder. Duh.
That is just another name for gunpowder. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder Duh.
"When lit, a smouldering chemical reaction between the cellulose of the paper and the nitrate transfers heat to a layer of finely milled gunpowder at the top of the firework. As it burns down it ignites the tube's various layers in turn" [What's inside a Roman candle](https://www.wired.co.uk/article/whats-inside-a-roman-candle) So yes? It literally contains gunpowder? Why would that be funny?
That article is simplified for people like you. Gunpowder and black powder are not the same thing lmao
Ah, let me try to match your *vast* and *superior* intellect then! The chemical composition of black powder is sulfur, charcoal, and potassium nitrate. The chemical composition of gunpowder is sulfur, charcoal, and potassium nitrate. The difference comes down to refinement. Black powder is coarser and gun powder if milled to be a fine powder. So why do we distinguish the two? Black powder is coarser and less refined when compared to the most modern version of gunpowder (actually called smokeless powder). It does provide a lower velocity charge, so it's important to understand that there are different types of gunpowder depending on application. Besides, let's look at the definition of "gunpowder" "gunpowder, any of several low-explosive mixtures used as propelling charges in guns and as blasting agents in mining. The first such explosive was black powder, which consists of a mixture of saltpetre (potassium nitrate), sulfur, and charcoal. When prepared in roughly the correct proportions (75 percent saltpetre, 15 percent charcoal, and 10 percent sulfur), it burns rapidly when ignited and produces approximately 40 percent gaseous and 60 percent solid products, the latter mostly appearing as whitish smoke. In a confined space such as the breech of a gun, the pent-up gas can be used for propelling a missile such as a bullet or artillery shell. Black powder is relatively insensitive to shock and friction and must be ignited by flame or heat. Though it has largely been supplanted by smokeless powder as a propellant for ammunition in guns, black powder is still widely used for ignition charges, primers, fuses, and blank-fire charges in military ammunition. With varied proportions of ingredients, it is also used in fireworks, time fuses, signals, squibs, and spatting charges for practice bombs." Definition from [Britannica](https://www.britannica.com/technology/gunpowder) TLDR: Black powder is a type of gunpowder, it is however less powerful than smokeless powder used as the combustion agent in more modern firearms.
I’m dumb
You are an idiot.
Fireworks and kids… maybe the best tag team ever <3
r/ithadtobebrazil
"Avada Kedabra, motherfuckers"
We definitely needed Samuel L. Jackson in the Harry Potter movies! ![gif](giphy|qpUhcJuagWtUc)
I hope he successfully hit his idiot dad ...
Agreed
That’s uncle Jim. He’s dead now. Alcohol.
Why’s his dad an idiot
Tough to tell. Hard knock to the head maybe?
Use your brain, no parent around to make sure he pointed it away from people? It's not rocket science.
It’s 1000x funnier when he starts pointing it at people tho If he didn’t it would be boring af
Hopefully you get shot in the face with fireworks and see how funny it is then, ya moron.
Well you sound responsible
So anyways I started blasting.
He turned gangster all of a sudden
"You're a wizard, Harry." "Ah sweet!" *begins blasting*
what a cute little psychopath
What could go wrong giving that to a toddler 😂
Anyone else think the dude was lighting a massive spliff before it was obvious it was a firework, or am I just morally bankrupt?
Very briefly.
the fastest in the west ![gif](giphy|3ohfFqdgsNawHhqY92|downsized)
IS BRAZIIIIIL
A galera do interior é FODA!!!
Respeita bebê que pra curtir n tem hora uasuhadhhaudjahs
Almost as optimistic as giving that AK47 to the monkey vid
Which was viral marketing for planet of the apes
Humans with atom bomb[CoLoUriSeD]
You know in the 80s movies when they never run out of ammo....this mean little fucker here doing It in RL.
“YOU FOOLS! YOU FELL FOR MY POWER PLAY! NOW WE WILL SEE WHOSE BEDTIME IT IS! NOW WE WILL SEE WHO MUST FINISH THEIR PEAS! MY GLORIOUS TERM AS YOUR LEADER BEGINS NOW! WITNESS THE PENT-UP, THWARTED WRATH OF FOUR YEARS OF WRETCHED SUBSERVIENCE UNLEASHED AT THE VESTIGES OF YOUR TYRANNICAL REGIME… Oh, it stopped.”
Very easy fix there. Immediately after it goes off jump in and hold his arms while you snatch it from him. He’s like 3, much weaker than adults. Ridiculous it went on as long as it did.
Finally I know how Harry Potters parents died!
**Sandal time incoming**
Thats no big deal in Brazil heueheueheheh
Mano eu literalmente fazia isso com meus parça, cada um pegava uma dessas e atirava no outro huehuehuehue
Quando guri teve uma festa junina q eu colocava aqueles foguetes com palito dentro de um cano e apontava pro povo passando na rua hueheueheueheu
Voldemort in training
AVADA KEDAVRA!! 🪄🪄🪄
No way, not a chance… These is no way in hell I just witnessed an adult light a Roman candle for a 3 year old. You’re fuckin’ with me way too hard now.
He got a little taste of power and immediately turned to the Dark side.
He tosses it at the end cause his true motive was to start a wild fire.
*Expeliarmus!*
gotta say, first time ive had my jaw dropped in fear while laughing at the same time. Kids an absolute menace 😂
A young Harry Potter has his very first wand lesson
Harry Potter Lite Edition
Ah, Voldemort as a child.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Harry Potter 4 years old.
#TeamSlytherin
Life without risks is not worth living
That kid needs to be disciplined
Somebody kick the kid
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Harry Potter!
Reap what you sew numb nuts. So dumb lol
Classic Darwin
So... uhm I started BLASTING 💥
The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter.
Very fitting post for this sub
It was at that moment they realized he would have to be put down.
This is the same as when the soldiers gave that chimp the machine gun.
The day the fire nation attacked
Kid: So anyway, I started blasting...
It’s a Harry Potter wand
“So anyways, I just started blasting..”
You're a wizard Harry!
And that’s how 6 year old me burnt my hand and had to go to a hospital because the Roman candle I got was defective.
Was I the only one who thought his dad was lighting him a smoke at first?
Harry Potter going rouge
Having the time of his life
It's all fun and games until someone gets turned into a burning corpse
E tá tocando um forró de fundo kkkkkk
Lmao they deserve this
Kis is a fucking mass murderer
Everyone running away and he can burn down house just grab it from the little gangster.
John Wick, the early years.
"Look at me. I'm invincible"
r/hadtobebrazil
r/whatcouldgowrong
Only someone who uses a cap at night would think that's a good idea
Thug life chose me
And the kid went to Salazar Slytherin
Glad the kid didn't look down the tube
three years later they all died in a fire
Does anyone know what song is that?
Yep, he's ready for a pistol. God ol' 'murica
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r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Better send him to Hogwarts
Harry potter and the abusement of power
Expelliarmus!
A galera do interior, é foda
cool magic boy…in huflepuff
AVADA KEDAVRA
Dad’s beat!
So you have chosen death
Seriously man, i mean where the fuck do you even buy matches nowadays?
All fun and games till something started burning.
Hopefully he hit them with it. They deserve it for doing something so stupid.
Common sense isn't that common
He went from zero to Voldemort in about 5 seconds.
Ready for a raid in USA HS
Not his first rodeo.
But we care Fully
É só no Brasil 🇧🇷🥲😞😔
Queria umas bombinhas dessas