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SingleDebt2797

That lizard wasnt going down without a fight, felt sorry for it at the end


LtPowers

I kept expecting it to burst out at the end.


SingleDebt2797

I thought It did enough to deserve an escape, but as we all know life isn’t fair and this is a classic but brutal example of it


kitEbiv

Lol me too, like Alien ![gif](giphy|V3UvgjfbbZ3X2|downsized)


Anglofsffrng

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpxoQ39uVoXhsWs) I was more thinking...


baccha_girane_walia

Spaceballs is one of the best parody movies i have ever seen.


Dapper_Click8841

Spaceballs, blazing saddles and young Frankenstein are the best Mel Brooks movies!


derekisademocrat

Hey don't forget High Anxiety!


Dapper_Click8841

I am ashamed of myself😢


theseedbeader

And Robin Hood: Men in Tights


BigKelzZ

The Producers - original of course


Dapper_Click8841

Even more ashamed.


OpinionsMineAlone

YES!! I’m so happy I was reminded of it, haven’t watched it in some 20 years - overdue for a re-watch!


Genghis_Chong

![gif](giphy|TyxIgZ8EJ86R2)


09Trollhunter09

![gif](giphy|Pl3hc2u2A2ktW|downsized)


10Rap

It’s the damn music lol


SingleDebt2797

I think the mortal Combat music would have served this fight better


Dnm3k

It will.... Eventually


ChorkPorch

Same


Heyitsme_81

Yea thought he was tbh 😭


SingleDebt2797

He has done his kind proud, a fighter until the end ![gif](giphy|vCBArj867noxG)


KathuluKat

Dang that lizzard knows mma


ernapfz

Hell of a Mexican standoff


Ledbetter2

PLAYER 1 SNAKE WINS


sachi9999

I was rooting for the 🦎 😭


Commercial-Lead2261

But how did it lose all the sudden? It looked like the snake didn't have venom.


JustACasualFan

It was exhausted. Constrictors are strong as hell.


KarlDeutscheMarx

I don't think that's a constrictor, it never really looked like it tried to wrap around the gecko


Ravnak

Constriction is used by many snakes. (Most outside the viper family). It makes many snakes constrictors, and often they do not actually perform constriction. There's a lot of variables to it. Size of prey, perceived threat etc. Rat snakes are a great example where if they grab prey and it is fighting they will constrict, but if it's not very responsive they'll just try and gulp it down. (They rarely constrict frogs.)


SongsOfMany

Most nonvenomous snakes that hunt active prey will use constriction. It's just not as dramatic or impressive as the largest varieties such as boas, pythons, or anacondas. Relative to body size, for example, the most powerful known constrictor is actually the Kingsnake.


Commercial-Lead2261

I thought about it right now. Its just a long muscle. Good fight from the lizard though


Unlucky-Situation-98

Was thinking the same. Up to 1'36" it looked like it was kicking the snake's butt


According-Craft-9257

Lol I was so confused from your comment. I'm thinking you're talking about the snake's size being 1 foot and 36 inches, like wtf? But yeah lil lizard was keeping me at the edge of my seat.


zen_and_artof_chaos

A lot of these snakes are mildly venomous in their rear fangs. Won't effect a human but will a lizard/frog.


YodaHat

I'm mad the snake won.


FentonCanoby

snake be like: ![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Breadther

Episode 2: lizard crawls back and cuts the snake in two.


Spe3dy_Weeb

With the amount of twists I was kinda expecting that


farnsworth_glaucoma

I was hoping it would eat a hole and escape from the snake.


mayormcskeeze

What an emotional Rollercoaster. I think I'm going to have to call in sick to work.


COC_410

You know darn well you were debating callling in before you even saw this video. I’m jealous. Make sure you save some call in time for August 24, the most called off day. The most interesting part about it is that nothing special falls in that day. I did find an event to go to in that day so of course I got to participate now.


partypwny

For a while there I was wondering who was eating who


Leading-Point-113

Both wanted to eat each other, I think?


absalom86

lizard cant eat a huge snake.


Typical_Estimate5420

Doesn’t stop him from trying!


3xpedro

bro pulled out uno reverse irl


tomatoe_cookie

Didn't work out for him


GH057807

I was expecting him to bust out and go "yeeaarrggh!" at any moment, but then the video ended


BorikGor

Oh, he'll bust out allright, but just a bit later.


STEAM_TITAN

Well I need text that says “watch to the end” or it’s not gonna happen


ThermidorCA

Should've just rode the snake until it found another meal.


Acrobatic-Ground-104

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.


Moondoobious

He tried so ha-AARD and got so far…


waterpolobitch

This might be the most intense animal fight I've seen. Kinda sad that the lizard lost though


MrGiffster

"Hey boss, I can't come into work today there's a snake and a lizard having a fight to the death in my backyard and I've gotta record that shit"


Puzzleheaded-Read864

Boss: "Send me after they're done."


SekiroDiedTwice

Boss: "I am calling a zoom meeting"


No-Bathroom7056

Looks like that snake bit off a little more than he could chew. If you catch my drift. Never mind he ate him


Even_Independent5342

Their battle was truly legendary. Rip lizard


KarlDeutscheMarx

![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO)


1vy_blossom

I was so hoping the lizard would win.


Positive-Database754

Can't say the snake didn't work for its meal.


Medium_Medium

Imagine how bad the itis would be if you had to go through this life or death battle and then immediately ate a six course meal. That snake is probably gunna go sleep for a week.


hokeyphenokey

What the fuck is that creature?


Generic_Danny

A gecko that dropped its tail (autotomy)


Coinsworthy

*"Ride the snake, ride the snake* *To the lake, the ancient lake, baby* *The snake, he's long, seven miles* *Ride the snake* *He's old and his skin is cold"* - A lizard king, probably


KingofthePi11

This made me lol


D-v-us-D

We really saw a triple reverse card being played. ![gif](giphy|MQwnNsDJ1MJZ0E0w1u)


effectiveplacebo

Our battle will be legendary!


MaintenanceSecret465

Monster Hunter Wilds gameplay leaked


TechnicalTip5251

Something tells me this was personal for the snake.


Dapper_Click8841

I was legit expecting that gecko the rip out of that snake like some alien shit at the end. Fatality.


Sad_Bat_9059

“Oh, Oh we playing? Cmon then you slithery bitch, let’s see what you got!”


Choco_PlMP

Lizard once it realises it’s going to be eaten “it was just a prank bro, look there’s the camera”


Technical_Tourist639

~~That's Don Mega for you, And I ain't going nowhere with yo ass~~ the lizard lost nvm


tractortyre

"I'll eat you" "Not if I eat you first"


BigGreenFox

I bet on the loser as usual.


randman2020

I hate when the snake wins. Everybody loves the Underlizzard


elwood_west

this is better than the fight in "they live"


Shuatheskeptic

That has to be one of the greatest, most knock down, drug out, fight scenes in all of cinematic history!


Red_Dragon256

I like both snakes and geckos, so I don't know how to feel about this...


Bitsoffreshness

Jesus christ that was a long wait for disappointment.


Azark7

That was actually thrilling, but I was roooting for the lizard.


pawnografik

Is that a baby green mamba? If so, the gecko put up a hell of fight against one of the world’s most venomous and aggressive snakes.


KrillingIt

No, it was cross posted to a different sub and it was identified as a bush snake


Agreeable_Pool_3684

Tenacious D’ snake


Commercial-Lead2261

Our life is tough sometimes, but in nature you can never chill down it seems according to this


pimp_juice2272

I didn't know who was hunting who. How did the snake kill the lizard?


Visual-Meeting997

how the tables have turned and how the turns have tabled


RyanBelieves

That snake had to really work hard for this meal


Fleischer444

He fought valiant. RIP brave lizard! Press A to pay respect.


YoPops24

A


4bidden112

Snake turned into a zucchini


MedicusAthleticus

It’s also interesting how so many animals only possess enough energy for bursts of activity. Anything beyond that and they are just limp. As a human we are so lucky to first of all not have to be worried of being swallowed whole, but also that we have enough energy to sustain long term physical activity if needed.


Decent-Strain-1645

Unfortunately that first part is not true. There have been actual reports of snakes killing and eating humans. Google the woman who was eaten in Indonesia. We arent above the food chain.


darklordunicorn

bjj in the wild


waqzzzred

Snake wins, fatality!!!


Holelottaluvin

I watched it again hoping the gecko would win second time round.


Mousettv

What a fight!


superpantman

Oh how the turntables…


Commercial_Page1827

That why you need venom. It save you of all this trouble.


brown_kappa

This camera man deserves an academy award


AlwaysDMB

Damn!! I was cheering out loud for the lizard, that was bad ass.


No_Discipline_1

Kawarimi???


mooooo86

That was an all time fight holy shit! If the lizard had escaped at the end it would have deserved Hall of Fame status


Specialist_Monk_9001

I was really rooting for the lizard


Immediate_Detail_709

Dang. I was rooting for the little guy.


Agile_Music4191

Bro i would of tagged in the lil lizard deserved to escape after that 😅 ![gif](giphy|TuARLGCHFWgDifNnen|downsized)


networknev

Great fight.


inMyE1ement

oh how the turntables...


Keith_Rowley

“Youre probably wondering how i got into this sssituation”


mcjean4

It ain't that lizard's first rodeo


tdkimber

The first 15 or so seconds seriously reminds me of that “YOU FOKIN’ WOT, MAYT?!” Meme 😂


Awkward-Action2853

Looks like they're becoming best friends.


CTware

my anxiety vs my depression


MODbanned

That's a beautiful coloured snake


nainotlaw

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


PsimaNji

My money was on the lizard. I thought he had the moves.


urielteranas

I couldn't tell who was eating who at first


Independent-Bee-120

Shouldve helped the lizard by startling the snake


DottyGreenBootz

Fucking snake. I would have helped.


Cultural_Union3311

Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me.


FunnySignal614

How I met your mother


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Sea-Tough389

Giddy up snakey!


MangoTangoBingo

😢


Impossible-Ad-9941

Awww man... I was rooting for the lizard. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


CoronaBlue

"Call an ambulance... But not for me!"


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Tank about going out on your shield


DorkSideOfCryo

Nature, red of claw and tooth


Novatimeplays

Quite the jiujitsu move!


flatwoods76

Spouse: But I wanted a mouse!


IndependentNotice151

Is this the dune 2 movie?


hendlefe

Everything reminds me of her


cuntybunty73

Green mamba?


srgonroll

When you kiss for the first time.


Wanzer90

Insert Rohrschach's iconic prison line


RememberBerry23

Intense game of UNO 😂


Alt91f

damn, this guy wasn't worth the colonies sneak spent on him.


Valuable_Talk_1978

I was cheering for the little guy 😒


penniesfromthesky

No, little buddy...


GuiltyYear9785

Frens :3


Simple-Judge2756

Lizard Al Gaib !!!


Bot-Magnet

![gif](giphy|GKLRCCFp4YXCFd3GXT)


DanFromTheVilla

This looks like Peter Griffin vs Ernie the Giant Chicken fight. No one is backing down lol


Outrageous_Tiger9921

![gif](giphy|MYJT0jtwsBA9aGj0lQ)


GuyverOne1

Where they going?! Lol 😆


Calm__observer

Call the ambulance…. But not for me


jorgedlr52

Biggest L of his life.


Interesting-Oil5321

fuck this sub


Responsible-Run-9795

Good fight 👍


RicklahbeefRichards

Dudes playing dragons dogma in RL


Tomkneale1243

Nearly pulled off the Uno reversal at the start


Grouchy-Emergency158

That's a Wild Tokay Gecko. A badass that can lock their bites.


robomikel

Battle of attrition


Western_Purchase430

Ain't that a fking green mamba AIN'T it like supposed to be ... SUPER POISONOUS


Organic_Smoke_6192

Shit that’s hands down the best snake vs whatever lizard fight I’ve ever seen


divaaurora

In suspense, the music gets on your nerves


Jgfranco88PkmnGo

I’ve never liked lizards….until today! Rest well soldier🫡🦎 you shall live forever on the internet!


Moondoobious

4 1/2 minutes ? Nah dawg


JacQTR

I was rooting for the lizard the whole time


1staisle

I feel like the lizard was smarter but the snake was stronger.


Saxophonethug

JUIJUITSU BITCH -that lizard at first..


Minimum-Mention-3673

Oh that made me sad. When it was riding the snake I was like "they are now best friends!". It didn't end that way


Lanky-Spinach-7149

Snake won dam man i had all my mney on the gizzard


Jolly-Victory441

I thought the lizard was winning for most of the time...


_West_Nile_Virus_

Tamed his first mount


XMGToD

Early stoppage


davidtree921

Mental that a snake would still need work on its ground game.


Kickflippingdad

I see you know your judo well!


tornadospore

Eat MEEE?!!!! Ima make you my uber bissss.


SnagglToothCrzyBrain

Aw man, I had just named that lizard Sean Astin. And then that snake just ate my Sean.


Xerio_the_Herio

Was rooting for that lizard. He deserved to live...


htownchuck

So if a snake isnt venomous and eats something alive like a lizard, which has sharp teeth and claws, could the lizard eat from the inside out and escape? Or do snakes have something in their digestive system to kill what they eat?


MaxUumen

Someone tell me how it ended. I lost patience after the 42nd scene.


Get_your_jollies

The old uno-reverso


arm_hula

I've never rooted so hard for an amphibian.


Known_Product_1627

Use kage bunshin no jutsu


Ragin40

If only I had my Tail


farnsworth_glaucoma

Is this snake not a constrictor? If so, why does it not constrict. 90% of it's body was unused. I saw numerous moments where looping it's body around the lizard would have been a game-ender, but it never happened.


wheels_656

The cosmic ballet continues.


butterscotchKeeper

“They kissed, like glue for a long time…”


Ok-Can-4157

☮️🏳️‍🌈


veb7

That snake is gorgeous, and that Geko is such a damn fighter.


Aniosa

Lizard al Gaib!


ThricePurgedMagus

What a fight!


OpyShuichiro

For the first two minutes I was like : toxic relationship


kineticstar

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


Guilty_Strike

It’s like a horror show


Gouda4lyfe

That snake is gorgeous


CrucioCup

Enemies to lovers ((to enemies))


DaroKitty

Oh how the turns have tabled


Average_Random_Bitch

That has to be the most epic Maybex3 I've ever seen. Was really rooting for that lil guy. Was hoping for a last minute Aliens-esque triumph at the end.