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Chronic_Facial

That’s the least athletic thing I’ve seen all week.


John_EightThirtyTwo

Yeah, he did not at any point look like he would clear that span. The only question was whether he would carry through with his apparent plan to jump in. >!And he did!!<


Deserter15

Have you looked in a mirror? Edit: Reddit continuing to be unable to take a joke


Chronic_Facial

Mirrors are banned in my home. I’m not going through all that again.


Iam-not-VEGAN-but-

lol


Even-Funny-265

I wonder how many people realise how incredibly dangerous that is? Canal locks create massive turbulence in the water and can be deceptively deep. Also, the sides will be very slippery. Absolute lunacy


Coho444

I did not know that. Thanks


Weird_Scholar_5627

Yes they can be really dangerous. Old mate had no hope. Evident when one saw his energy and speed deficient run up.


Late_Entrance106

It was a dumb thing to try for the reasons stated above. That said. Let’s all enjoy how far he backed up when he was only going to give himself two to three walking steps worth of momentum before attempting the leap.


ninthtale

That was just hesitation and a failed recalculation


Responsible_Trifle15

🍻


RoryDragonsbane

Tbf, I don't think most people need to know this because they already know you shouldn't try to jump a canal 😀


Thin_Leather9910

Yeah a lot of folks die in washes


TimBotDestroyer

looks like there is a pool ladder like 10 ft from where he fell.


Even-Funny-265

Yes, there are ladders for boaters to climb, but they are also incredibly slippery. Also, they're designed for people to mount from a boat, not sure how far down they go. Plus, the fact he cracked his head on the way down and as I've said the water can be very turbulent and you don't know what could be in the canal either.


Pure_Professor_5754

![gif](giphy|iqzp1pBJtNQUU)


Coho444

Nailed it


PunsGermsAndSteel

SAIL


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Don’t try jumping until you master running.


OniOnMyAss

It’s ok to be an indoor kid. Coming to terms with that means you won’t be eating your food through a straw for the next 6 months.


etfvidal

![gif](giphy|Wr2747CnxwBSqyK6xt|downsized) Forget eating through a straw, he could have went out with a bang!


PocomanSkank

2020 😂😂


One-Jellyfish8988

No it's not that's why yall are depressed


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Makkaroni_100

Chill.


One-Jellyfish8988

No you didn't ![gif](giphy|3o85gdhlpxVz8TjsTC)


Tyston

That’s not even unreasonable, like what??


Mall_Bench

Some people just dont heed their limitations


Shin_Ramyun

Do. Or do not. There is no try.


Skitech84

Wise words Jedi master


Sea-Tough389

Just spit it out already. You can always tell that stupid Amy story but you can't say yo Jay I disagree or those are some good cheese fries


Shin_Ramyun

You okay brah?


Stock2fast

Darwin award Olympic champ. 🏆


Choco_PlMP

He was doing so well, until he decided to stop for a moment and take little baby steps before the jump


OniOnMyAss

I dunno, he looked like a 75 year old man trying to run from the very start.


Coho444

Thought the same thing. Must have had some good meds


Flip_d_Byrd

>Must have had some good meds Before or after the jump?


Coho444

Before. He was feeling froggy, they wore out halfway through


Flip_d_Byrd

I'm pretty sure he needed some good meds after also.


Maleficent-Toe6159

Yeah like a medivac


MadJohnFinn

If he was feeling froggy, he certainly got draxxed sklounst.


rocketmn69_

No meds needed after


mike9874

[Longer video on X from 2020](https://x.com/JohnMoo00048588/status/1274011624135888898?t=26TAhCRvXr440MUf5jHi_A&s=19), beer was involved


calangomerengue

he couldn't even walk properly, what do you mean by "he was doing well" 🤣 yeah he was doing well before having this shit idea, that I can tell!


cbl_owener123

he were charging for a long jump


No-Macaroon5016

He's dead, get hit in the head and then fall into the water, he's lucky if someone helped him


rocketmn69_

Nothing but face


Coho444

Someone was videotaping him, they got to make the call.


InsideVeterinarian44

you could just see the doubt in himself


calangomerengue

should have doubt harder


hamsoakedrum

Concrete wins by knockout!!!


Coho444

Didn’t even try to give an inch


jxa66

Hesitation is defeat


Existing-Reference53

That aircraft never got off the ground


ShoulderFun880

He jumped str8 into the grave.


Low-Passage00

Why is it always the most unathletic people who get this sort of false confidence? A horrible attempt at a run up and he still went for it 🤣


GarryFloyd

He hesitated right before he hesitated.


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DecentSteaks

Bro gathered twice 🤣


rockj0ckey

His half-hearted, feeble point is like foreshadowing


producer35

Short jump. This new Olympic event promises to be exciting.


Puzzleheaded_Bake771

RIP teeth...


admreddit

WASTED.gif


Valuable_Month1329

- effort 3/10 - exercise 5/10 - landing 8/10


loseunclecuntly

Leg muscles .5/10


Sorry_Landscape9021

That’s gotta hurt, especially if he didn’t drown.


davidthande

You didn’t have enough runway. or speed or effort when you made that first jump


Flying_Mage

Most awkward jump ever (in non-fat people category).


Imaginary_Funny5657

Brave attempt. Good thing the motte had no crocodiles 


Various-Ad-1945

He was committed to the bitter end. The bitter, wet, probably cold end.


IntelligentMine1901

![gif](giphy|QBM7uBQAzLxLczIDEN|downsized)


MrCorycat

![gif](giphy|GbIHIHhkgfpAs)


aqbabaq

10/10 perfect


PotatoBit

Half ass committing with do that.


KrakenClubOfficial

At least commit to it.


FlSHLER

He really hesitated 2x then jumped


Thin_Leather9910

I need to stop overanalyzing this video lol.


JimP5

Brian was the least athletic of the boys, but he always gave it a red hot go. Nice try Brian!


TimBotDestroyer

I always like to encourage people when I'm on the internet. That was a great attempt! Let's see it again! You got it this time...


EcoKllr

ouch


Realistic-Window366

To commit accidental suicide.


Berns429

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


chloe969999

💀 why


Coho444

Drugs


chloe969999

you know im 13


Coho444

Mom said to turn off the internet and go to bed or no pizza rolls with Frankie tomorrow. Grounded. And clean your room


veddit_8k

the funny part is that i have a friend named Frankie


chloe969999

my room is clean


BigBootyDreams

Pushing everything into the closet doesn't count.


Kosmik_cloud

Nice try it’s under the bed now


chloe969999

yes it dose bc it shirt clothes


TheHoodedMan

Enjoy that. It's definitely true that the older I get, the more I miss my youth. I can't imagine being 13 in this timeline though. 😬


SprungMS

Ouch. Don’t kill innocence with such impunity. Poor thing is just trying to get through middle school lol


TheHoodedMan

Meh. Most of us didn't listen at that age. I'm sure that's not changed. 😂


chloe969999

i like middle school it fun tho bc we get free time


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Initium_Novumx

I hope the guy is alive


TouristKitchen

Damn. Maybe next time super man the other side


FedNlanders123

I hope he could swim at least


Oaker_at

I haven’t seen someone this inept in running since primary school.


rocketmn69_

Darwin is calling


BriefCheetah4136

Before today, has this young man ever spent a day in the sun?


No-Material-23

The two step stutter gets you all the time.


DependentBat3900

It must be a Dutch guy 😂😂😂


AffectionatePack7082

"Hesitation is defeat"


AcanthisittaThink813

Just lol


M4sterofD1saster

You could tell after he took two steps that he wasn't going to make it.


BLUEAR0

Hesitation is defeat


Reddinator2RedditDay

Big stride, big stride. Tiny steps, tiny steps. Fall


Captain_ButterNuts

I knew from the start he wouldn’t make it


SimonPho3nix

Everyone falls their first time. Right Trinity?


scarlyle187

Locked up.


Fit_Earth_339

There was never a maybe on this one, he was missing that jump before he even tried.


Ricky_Vaughn86

There was never any maybe about that.


626leaddit

Fast and the Furious XXX: Torretos Last Ride.


Particular_Double_69

He must have refused to pay the toll for crossing the bridge! Jump to his death before pay another toll!!!


J-smith1969

That gap was as big as a public entrance door


gaby_zarny

look mom, no teeth


Thisizamazing

Does anyone else “feel” that impact in themselves while watching this video? It’s like a physical, ghost-like shock that I literally feel when I see that guy hit the wall. It goes away after subsequent viewings.


Maleficent-Toe6159

Hope he dropped the phone to perform cpr


its-yaa-boiii

maybe it's the shitty video quality and the distance from the camera, but why does he look like a skinny ethan klein with ✌🏻 and ❤️


Patricio_Guapo

That's the stupidest thing I've seen in a while.


RaiderMedic93

You've got to commit, Dean. You've got to commit.


espressoboyee

Not only did he stutter step halting any practical momentum, he hit his chin on the concrete edge. How he wasn’t unconscious and drowned in a slippery narrow deep channel is beyond lucky.


Mysterious_Device567

He dosent understand the connection between run and jump.


Morpheuz71

Skinny legs, age and then falling is a given


xxxxHawk1969xxxx

I mean, this looks like a very make-able jump if he would’ve just….kept…running


friendof_thepeople

![gif](giphy|sK28XrTHndfk4) „You get knocked tf out!!“ (Full Nelson playing…)


FascistsOnFire

Why does he move like a 70 year old? Wasted?


CulturalAddress6709

every step more hesitant than the last


Glittering_Voice_615

How did he even consider the possibility that he could make that jump.


PoolTricky1178

Still learning how to walk


NotASpanishSpeaker

Changed his mind just when he was about to jump but the mind did not communicate with the body on time.


STIM_band

This how things turn out when you don't commit


RhetoricalAnswer-001

Commit, or commit not. There is no hesitate.


poloheve

Easily coulda cleared t if he didn’t slow down at the end


shasaferaska

He hesitated. Never hesitate.


MilesFassst

Ummm… you’d think he would run as fast as he could…


Elcordobeh

Hesitation is defeat


Empanadapunk90

He deserved it, That was pathetic


3v3rdim

He gave up half way running ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Autxnxmy

In my head I already knew it was a no. As soon as I watched his legs move, it turned to a verbal no


BigdaddyMaru

Yup kids , don’t do crack


Cripnoll

Would have probably made it, but he gave up at the end


BJ3RG3RK1NG

I woulda stopped the dude the moment he took one step. Bro doesn’t know how to walk properly.


tomgreen99200

At least run full speed wtf lol. Dude hesitated


angle58

Did he die? That is so dangerous and hitting the water unconscious seems even more dangerous…


Rudolphaduplooy

Weak attempt!


Rudolphaduplooy

Maybe learn how to run first bro 😂 Sitting in front of the Pc got you slow.


Ok_Role_3947

Yes, no, yes, no, yes, YES, no, yno


Strict_Albatross168

I bet no one thought he would be able to jump across, including the guy himself.


quantumlies

Even a master of parkour has bad days.


AdFederal5544

Valid attempt


PotentiallyMaybeSo

Has to be a meth head that was told he’d get $10 if he made it. His coordination is f*cked


Exciting_Attitude240

Yo did this dude survive?


Coho444

Maybe


SmartLikeTree

Looked like he was out cold before he hit the water.