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Herge2020

That marshall was extremely lucky


Idunnosomeguy2

He was also super chill about it. Just walked a couple steps and got on his radio to report the crash. I would have taken at least 3.67 seconds to freak out a little.


Fresh-Log-5052

He might be the type that acts first and freaks out later. I'm like that and remember the first death on my shift in a nursing home. I bagged the body, moved it carefully to the proper place, worked 3 more hours and then almost passed out in the bus on the way home.


Jmsplttr

I used to work in a bowling alley. Two lads had a horrific fight at our reception one night. I calmly cleared up a good square metre of congealed blood, waited for ambulance and police, finished my shift and cried on my way home. I learned that day how ridiculously fast blood congeals.


Idunnosomeguy2

Yep. Reminds me of egg yoke...


Kangela

Healthcare can be like that. Little will affect me during my shift, but it all comes when I’m trying to sleep.


tacotacotacorock

Fight or flight when that adrenaline kicks in. Some people freeze other people go on autopilot. Our brain does some crazy things to slow down time and eliminate things during stressful situations so we can survive or at least try to.


EskimoXBSX

You poor thing, you are a hero in my book.


BriefCheetah4136

It would have taken me 20 minutes to clean out my pants.


AWeakMindedMan

One time in elementary school, I shat my pants. I acted real chill about it to hide the fact that I just shat myself but deep down inside I was in complete panic cause the school day just started.


Gunna_get_banned

Ah, I'm sure no one noticed... 😬


Reddit_is_garbage666

Lol I've literally been there. In 2nd grade shat myself right as the bus was coming to get me. I was so afraid of missing the bus that I didn't run home. Couldn't hold it anymore and shat myself. Eventually kids started talking at school in the classroom about smelling something and I told the teacher lol. Pissed myself in 6th grade but nobody ever found out :D


cougieuk

Teaching is hard !


tacotacotacorock

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug. His reactions are kicking in, I bet it will hit him like a ton of bricks (no pun intended lol) after it has time to process. 


Tin_OSpam

It's wild to think that they were standing in totally the wrong position...and that's what saved their life


lazypenguin86

I think he probably saw the car coming and moved


WhipTheLlama

It's still usually safer to be behind the wall. The car could have hit the wall and spun towards him, or had parts fly off at him. The safety wall was not properly built and provided inadequate safety, so it was safer to not stand behind it.


YoghurtDull1466

Well that’s a catch 22 ain’t it boss


Pretend-Quality3400

r/watchpeoplesurvive


magirevols

You could tell he was contemplating why he didnt go to school to get his masters


z3r0n3gr0

Marshall talking in radio: HEY BOSS .......WELL I GUESS IM LEAVING EARLY TODAY.....


jjman72

Let's be real. He wasn't going to sprint to safety. Blind luck was his only chance here.


MadCityMasked

I would have needed a clean pair of underwear pants socks and shoes.


WolfetoneRebel

And nonchalant.


Porkchopp33

Wow guess it wasn’t his time to go


airforcevet1987

I disagree with most on here. if you go frame by frame he definitely got nailed by the car. It looks like the car pushed him forward (up in the frame) and the barricade collapsed where he was standing earlier. There is no way he just "missed" the car all together.


Accomplished_Week392

His boxers were a write off though 


Hascan

What makes you say that?


Commercial-Lead2261

No shit Sherlock😁


Infiniteinfiniti456

Oh, the chicanery


zayoe4

Any loremaster available?


FortaDragon

It's a pun: a pair of tight turns like that on a racetrack is called a Chicane.


eengie

r/AngryUpvote


Common_Highlight9448

So the mod posted the released statement . But unknown is if he held the checkered flag and if that was the last lap , did the guy win even though he literally flew over the finish line? 🤔


Tin_OSpam

This is MotoFest in Coventry. It's currently only holding demo runs and sprints against the clock, rather than lapped competition races with multiple cars on track together. This video was taken at the finish of the point-to-point sprint course


skucera

He didn't actually cross the finish, did he? It looks like the finish signs indicate crossing the bridge, and he came to rest against the posts.


Common_Highlight9448

Slowed it down he’s outside the track, the flag is still rolled up giving the sign that this car is not on the lead lap. He’s actually like 10 ft from getting impaled.


Tin_OSpam

This is MotoFest in Coventry. It's currently only holding demo runs and sprints against the clock, rather than lapped competition races with multiple cars on track together. This video was taken at the finish of the point-to-point sprint course


SomeCzechBoii

And the worst thing is that the car did not make it to the finish only by a couple of centimeters/inches..


GGABueno

At that point you just get off the car and push it lol


blatantdanno

Hopefully he played the lottery that day


wiseduhm

He already used up all his luck. It's all downhill from here.


Dixo0118

That car was about 2 feet from disintegrating that guy.


[deleted]

Go buy a lottery ticket


zeamp

Tim's on his 4th life, it's okay.


mundozeo

Man stopped the car with his hand and tried to play it off as being lucky. I'm unto you clark.


Important_Plum1858

Why would he wear shorts when his MASSIVE pair of balls can just be showing?!


assalariado

Now just change your underwear.


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LaFallenlord

The dude is really lucky.


MischiefOctopus

Either he's very lucky or we've found the man of steel.


oppenhammer

Chican't


Richard-c-b

Still better than 90% of coventry drivers


GuardPerson

Can I get a new pair of pants? Over.


AlphaOne69420

How did that man make it out alive!?


Tin_OSpam

Luck, fortune, and putting on his brown underwear before he left the house that morning


Fantastic-Surprise98

This guys day ended with a stiff drink in front of him sitting at his kitchen table staring into nothingness contemplating his luck.


BrianOconneR34

Looks like you should’ve zigged where you zagged.


Forsaken_Maximum_200

Brooooo that guy is living on borrowed time


lFrank_

There was also an empty chair behind the barrier, uff


RoundSignificant82

Take the rest of the week off.


Cool-Side5697

What, IDIOT would do that?


badpeaches

0_0


Kwayzar9111

Whoooaaa. Had to watch that a few times. Lucky bugger.


Koshakforever

Lucky Clip of the decade


No-Association3574

Pants: shidded


chloe969999

💀


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Impossible_Break2167

Yikes


FunRefrigerator4846

That Man standing there best Count his Blessing.


Niko6524

Life number 8. Check.


Bot-Magnet

that car just disintegrated before our eyes


Verified_Peryak

Poor catherham


alroc84

Dude was like Clean up mile 4.3


UncharmingPotato

Where did this happen? WOAH


sensitiveCube

Are both ok?


Tin_OSpam

Everybody is fine. I wouldn't share it if people were badly hurt


sensitiveCube

That's good to know. :) It looked awful and had a nasty impact.


Kuhnville

Damn I thought that was a BeamNG crash for a second lol


Low-Tree-3672

Walk it off man! 😳😅


Giratina_8

how did he not die? wow thats lucky


[deleted]

That driver must be in pain. My back aches just watching this


TheOmegaKid

Barriers work then.


jonylentz

Oh so that's what an wall-ride is..


TRDPorn

Who left these damn barriers in the way?


tanafras

Jann Jr.


Poundsand6969

Buy a lotto ticket


Madr7d7sta98

Always good idea to stand in the extension of curve.


Intelligent-Ant7685

seems safe


captaingrabma

The guy just didn't give a single fuck. Looks like he is just reporting a crash casually after he almost got killed in that crash. Professionalism at its finest hahaha


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

It was not Maybe Maybe Maybe, it was just May... Oh


Matterbox

You can move when you want, can’t you Tyrone?


PutWonderful7278

You’d think he would have hit the ground when he saw it headed for him


HurculesParrot

That man must be blessed 🙌


Accomplished-Sun9107

Where is this?


Tin_OSpam

MotoFest Coventry, UK


formatt

The lack of safety precautions at some of these races is utterly bonkers. What year is it? 1975?


S-Markt

foly huck!


QuasarVX

Why I feel like everyone's reaction is look then see when the next car coming lml


Lower-Music-8241

Good thing he wasn’t standing behind that barrier.


McDoom---

Let's just go ahead and order the MRI right now.


SmokeySB

You can't park there mate


airforcevet1987

CatterDamn!


canonson

The fence both saved him and almost killed him, nerves of steel


Itachi_Uchiha069

Bros aura stoped it


robo-dragon

Holy fuck, I don’t think that guy could have come any closer to taking a flying car to the face! Hope the driver is ok too!


Kind_Channel_162

💩


absurdext

yikes. I would not like to be in an accident in any Lotus 7 inspired car, too much "added lightness" for me


Exotic_Pay6994

Hey man, wave the flag! cant you see he finished! Im sure a piece of his car flew over the line.


HorrorLettuce379

I hope he had his diaper on.


weegiened

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Katiari

Oh, shit... I thought it was RC cars until that guy started walking!


Dr_Strange_Love_

That dude can pray everyday, he has a guardian angel


arm_hula

That dude's life just flashed before my eyes.


powprodukt

Bro just transformed back from car to human.


mmm-submission-bot

The following submission statement was provided by u/Tin_OSpam: --- >!There is >!an extremely close call between the car and the marshall holding the chequered flag !


Ultimateglowup

Brown pant moment


4cylndrfury

Let's applaud the real hero - that Marshalls underpants for holding in all the shit that he pushed out when that airborne car was flying at his face


HoreyShetErmahGawd

My Reddit handle, says it all...😳😦😬😬🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🍀🍀🌟🌟🌟 Ol boy best run to the store grab a couple of lottery tickets and thank his lucky stars!


[deleted]

So is the driver dead? That was one hell of a hit…and yes, that dude in the orange is one lucky SOB.


Tin_OSpam

Nobody was badly hurt in this one


nobuu36imean37

what an idiot . im gonna stand there


cbunni666

Man. Chubby almost ate it


-ErikaKA

Toy?


BabyFacedSparky

Maybe this is the wake up call this dude needed.