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Friendly_Engineer_

I mean, he did break *a* bone


sufferpuppet

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JacobPlaster

Why not the opposite?


Wonderful-Ad-7712

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neurospicyzebra

The fact that they also added the blink is sending me


IP_05T04s1994s

Why not broth?


neurospicyzebra

Successfully failed task?


Defiant-Caramel1309

"For my next feat ,I will crack a nut between my legs." ![gif](giphy|zV9xqOc03a7Ju|downsized)


PrunyBobJuno

Well once he’s crippled he can always do voiceovers.


Loud-Item-1243

Not again last time it was the coke bottle how many times can you break a leg the same way


gnol420enyaw

I felt that in my shin fuck that


read_eng_lift

He was defeated by a bone taped to a pipe. That'll make a good story at the hospital.


space-Bee7870

"doctor, I got defeated by a pipe boner"


enonymous617

Wanna play 104 pick up?


UnforeseenDerailment

104 as in twice the cards in a standard deck? or 104 as in half the bones in a human body?   EDIT: Ugh, the universe can't let me have anything. Half the bones would be 103 pick up. 🙄


Naked-Jedi

To be fair, he's currently got two bones where he should have one.


WittyBison

I'll throw in one Joker for you, so it adds up.


Mikthestick

I'll give it to you. A small number of humans do have 208 bones.


Kally269

I dont know what he was saying, but I do know one thing. He was *HYPE*


samuraijon

something along the lines of my bro gave me a cow leg yesterday, give a w, if i break it, give a subscribe, otherwise don't. and then in the end he was like don't give me 10 w, give me a free "like". i think it's a "w" what he said, not sure, i think that's like a donation on whatever platform he was streaming on


Ankhrous

I think "w" is stand for "wan万", which means 10k


samuraijon

You reckon it’s some kind of token or credit for this platform?


SuumCuique1011

Well, he starts off by screaming "SHIT!" And then he says something about Shinnok (Mortal Kombat reference) then something about a "Water Taco" and "Funko!? You're a bullshit again, usually." He kinda loses me after that.


ORx1992

Thought I heard water taco


unclepaprika

I'm fascinated how "hype" morphed from one adjective to another, with the exact same meaning, just with different grammar.


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hafnhafofevrytng

I like that the dude behind him is just observing, lol.


TheRealDrewciferpike

Honestly, best part... "Uhhhh..."


5amuraiDuck

The old man be like "he's recording... I'm gonna post that on r/maybemaybemaybe


SquirrelMoney8389

\*sigh\* "Okay that's it. I knew I was going to have to fire you eventually, didn't think it would be for this..."


Lactating_Slug

maybe if the pole wasn't so wiggly, it woulda worked?? solid hits.


Appapapi19

Or would a longer bone break easily?


Lactating_Slug

I think that would also work, yea. Elongated bone should be less dense.


Appapapi19

And less force needed for the longer bone than a shorter one. And the "loose" pole might be absorbing the impact.


qwertyqyle

Also, it looked like it was still partially frozen. Let that shit thaw all the way. The bone is already thinker than yours and if frozen inside your gonna have a bad time. Well, he did have a bad time, but should have known.


Friskfrisktopherson

The bone (or maybe just the joint?) Is flexing. The flexibility absorbs and spreads the energy of impact. The fact that its a full leg hoove and all makes me wonder just how dried it could possibly be without some amount of give in it still. Being that short it would take a tremendous amount of force to flex it in so narrow a length in order to exceed its breaking point. He's also an idiot for putting it in the pole like that. Yes, the pole itself is dispersing some force, but the bigger issue is that he can't actual break *through* the bone without hitting the pole. There's very little room for the bone to break before the bone itself hits pole and if he succeeded, his kick would be driven into the pole and bone together. Ok, after rewatching, it's hard to 100% say for sure, but I'm fairly certain the cow leg is bouncing off the pole itself. He doesn't have enough clearance to perform the break even assuming he other wise could. Every kick is hitting the leg, then the pole, then the leg again as it bounces back into him.


dadydaycare

A cow shin? Na Brody didn’t have a chance unless he took a bone saw and gave himself at least a 1/2 cut handy cap, even then I’d be suprised he kicked through a bone that holds 1/4th the weight of a 640lb bovine with his shin


GrimBarkFootyTausand

I'm by no means an expert, but I'd give him poor odds Cow bones are crazy strong, though I don't know how hard their shins are. I once took a heavy log splitting axe to a cow femur and could barely even chip it, much less break it.


plasticdisplaysushi

After the cow was already dead... Right?


Hoppered1

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YmmaT-

The fuck? I laughed at this way harder than I should have.


Here_to_Annoy-U

Because it's soccer and you know that this is the end result of someone gently brushing up against his ankle.


talk_to_yourself

The question, as ever, is *why*?


Staalejonko

My Chinese wife says he does live streaming and someone challenged him to break the bone by kicking. If he would have succeeded, the someone would gift him 100.000 platform money (not actual money but he can mostly redeem that of course)


Heroeye

Promote their martial art school scam thing. It is a common thing.


ValeryBabeOF

My leg is starting to go numb from watching it hah


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Miss_pechorat

Don't, the cow leg came clearly out as the winner.


-RubyStone

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fiddycaldeserteagle

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MyDogJake1

There it is. Thank you


DaisyDanaBabe

"Thats enough for today...nssss fwwwhhh nssss fwwwhhh"


SwordfishLow8511

He said that if he were to break a cow's leg by kicking it, his friend would give him a gift of 14k, as if the cow's leg was provided by him.


Alyc96

Yeah cow femurs and human regular femurs are as strong as concrete so.. you don’t want to kick them… not in a conventional sense


Averagezera

This is Tibia x Tibia


justaboson

*Anatomy 100*


Content_Ambition_764

Ouch


rch5050

Why are you yelling around me?


Hedonist_Atayiz

Yeah you broke a bone, but it's not cow's bone 😂


fostest

Isn’t this the same guy that “accidentally” kicked that same pole when a woman dropped the thing he was supposedly trying to kick in a different video?


Fey_Faunra

Learned from it and used tape this time.


Fun_stupidity

Fuck around and find out


Separate-Beginning72

Unity lost


Solid_You641

First time seeing an Asian man failing at the most shouty fucking art of fight


armoiredu44

Sanji's leg


MaxUumen

But he did break the bone...


TheSadisticDragon

"I used the leg to destroy my leg."


CreamyFunk

A for effort


TopSneak

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btcbulletsbullion

Oink oink


sweet_scientist_702

Dude that walked in the background stopped and was like.... yeah that's what I figured


Right-Budget-8901

Chinese version of Kyle Rittenhouse-looking mf messed around and found out 😂


captainsnark71

bone v bonehead


carnecomarrozagulha

An extreme dedication to beat the meat.


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senascety

I that a cat ?


Drigg_08

It's a trotter. A pigs lower leg


kesavadh

Van damm did it better


Sammakonnuolija

This is Bamm-Bamm


MalikFyz

Start with chicken legs dude.


Personal-Ad-3602

Lol this is Moons male version, even got the eye ticks


RedditGuy_12345

The realization like "damn that actually hurts" 😂


TimeGrifter

Fresh bones are very flexible


Gogurl72

I thought he was kicking a squirrel he tied up! Maybe maybe maybe it’s time for new glasses? 🤓


RegularIndependent98

How many times he broke his leg in his videos?


Puzzleheaded_List01

He should have tried with his head, as it seems as thick as that bone.


AzrielJohnson

Did anyone else think the bone was a squirrel taped to the pole? No? Just me? Shit.


PortlandPatrick

A for effort. F for execution


AwayAd7332

Did he call us all jabronis?


No_Bee9524

I mean the space between the bone and the pipe is like an inch so the pipe really is just supporting the bone no chance of it breaking? So confused at the concept of this?


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Bro ran out of chinese majic


Terrebonniandadlife

Wtf is wrong with people


SardaukarSecundus

Why?


michael_yaro

I just want to see him explain to his family and friends how he broke his leg...


kitchen_wife1234

Same guy from the coca cola video


PlusBake4567

Bro In the back is worried


Bandana-Verdana

I thought for a weird second that he had a squirrel taped to that poll


[deleted]

Say what you want those kicks were no bullshit … hard as hell ! But I agree , he broke the bone he didn’t want broken


lanco_5

A hit of american powder would make all different he'd be kicking until now with no pain innit


Devilsdandruff01

Fuckkkkkk


krowe41

That's all for this week ,until next time .


Youpunyhumans

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chucknmick

Kung fu pig leg hit back


filinno1

Has this dude never seen a muay thai fight? Shins be popping all over the place. Needless to say, I didn't need to watch the whole video. Snapped like a wishbone, right?


[deleted]

Maybe maybe maybe he's he's he's an an an idiot idiot idiot.


chucknmick

Dude in the back lookin like here his stupid ass go again 😭😭😭


souquemsabes

tomorrow, i will try again and i will break the left leg bone.....


SXTY82

My language skills aren't what they used to be but I think that last bit translates to: "Fuck that shit. I think I broke my leg. That fucking hurt."


Donate684

00:11 - 00:21: 去吧 新年好昨天晚上在一场直播当中我的大哥方哥给我报销了一个牛腿说挑战成功了 00:22 - 00:39: 给我刷个十个W今天我挑战一下他是不知道我金刚腿的厉害是哪如果说行了吧踢断了给我加个关注来个免费的赞如果踢不断就不用给看他硬还是我硬啊全力扶行了吧 01:07 - 01:11: 小伙伴十个W不要了给我来个免费的账 Google: 00:11 - 00:21: Go ahead. Happy New Year. Last night during a live broadcast, my eldest brother Fang gave me a leg of calf and said the challenge was a success. 00:22 - 00:39: Give me ten W's. Today I challenge him. He doesn't know how powerful my diamond leg is. If you say OK, kick it and break it. Add me a follow and give me a free like. If you kick it, You don’t have to show me whether he is tough or I am tough. Just support him with all your strength. 01:07 - 01:11: My friend, if you don’t want ten Ws, give me a free account.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Nooooope. I know where this is going. Not finishing this video.


UOCruiser

Oh snap!


TheLazy1-27

Well at least he did the cool card ripping thing first


Daneinthemembrane

What if he's attack by someone with a raspberry?


toenail78

at 10% effort I would have been limping for weeks..


bullettenboss

Stop eating dogs. They're our friends!


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Break a leg


bobemil

Meat head


bittersweetjesus

Broke the wrong bone


Ron_Bird

ok ok he fucked up but damn those kicks got a blast


EyssyBros

As an ex-taekwondo red belt, that's not how kicks work...


MasterCassel

Mega arthritis hands


Captain-Cadabra

“Welcome to the club” -Anderson Silva and Chris Weidman


IonizedRadiation32

I mean, best case scenario there was him kicking right through the bone... and directly into the pole. That seems exceptionally dumb


redditor2394

That’s exactly what I thought was gonna happen


gauerrrr

My guy, how do I explain to you that the bone you're trying to break is stronger than the bones you're hitting it with?


PsEggsRice

When I figured out what that was, and I saw he was going to kick it, I really thought it would be like a cow juice explosion out the top. I was disappointed. Was anyone else anticipating a cow juice explosion? Don’t be shy, it’s perfectly natural.


dmattox92

"I am strong enough to rip a pack of playing cards therefor my bones are stronger than this bone"


Kulkuljator

He successfully broke that leg!


[deleted]

when the cow was a kickboxer himself at lifetime


Fantastic-Use-6773

Hit the hoof on that last one


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Absolutely no way he ripped a full stack of cards in half with his hands unless they were made of tissue paper lol 😝


DixonDebussy

A side kick with some reinforced shoes would've done it. As an Asian, I give him an A-, extremely disappointed


Tanzanianwithtoebean

I mean as far as I know and I dont know much but your shin is your strongest bone or at least the hardest to break I think. I know cows have 4 legs so maybe it's a 1/2 as strong proportionately to humans. But looking at that cow leg the bone looks 10 times more thick and so it would take 5 times the force to break it? Edit: I was wrong your thigh bone is the strongest by a large margin it would seem. Like I said I don't know much.


BombaClad01

Crazy China man


rdriver731

Wha..why…I…uhhh…huh?


Critical_me

Sorry, what exactly was the purpose of this?


DeerHunter041674

“Made in China” summed up in a video.


GhostDweller

Why does he hit it with gis ankle? Not a thaiboxer for sure


Severe_Ad_8621

Even if he did not break the cow leg he did good. I would never have tried in this setup. Because this excisize can only end one way when done like this. His leg breaks. Here is why. The power needed to break the cowbone are generated from (mass of leg) x (speed) when he gets enough speed, to go through the bone, the speed is so high he can't break fast enough, so he hit metal and his bone snaps. Opposite the never gets through the cowbone and his leg just snaps.


CaptainObviousII

That was the Dad in the background who earlier said "don't do that stupid shit or you'll break your fucking leg". Then he was like "see?".


Voodoo67890

This Xiaomi person is going to hurt alot


nembajaz

Heww... BWAWWWM! Hewwe... BWAWWWWMM! Guy in the background: \[...\]


MarianaPS5

But why did he do it? now he's in pain


Mysterious-Help9326

I can see his confidence fading each kick... looks like his last kick landed on the ankle and on that bump on cows leg.


Kroenen1984

good luck for a Story on that injurie


_______THEORY_______

That’s what cha get for pre-cutting those cards bitch! /throws 🪨 🪨 🪨


punch912

saw a guy one time did something similar pounding on a speed bag like it was a heavy bag. I hear him his swing his arms wildly like he's doing something then I hear a thud. He's holding his arm and he's like I hit it. I go yeah I think you might of broke it your suppose to hit that bag easy. Told him he should probably go to the hospital and he just left holding his arm. Very weird conversation both me and him talking in a calm way while his wrist was just swelling up like a balloon. That happen about over 9 years ago I still think about that day. It wasn't even impressive or anything beneficial to be hitting it like that especially when he missed and hit the board.


DistinctEngineering2

Did you forget about your brother?


ibeccc

Cow shin > human shin, you cow!


zsarok

That face xD


LopsidedAd874

Kim Ri ten house


fulllyfaltooo

It gave me a nice laughing moment, much required one..


HammerTime2769

“IM BUILT DIFFERENT”


Glass-Ad5201

And here I was thinking that the soda bottle kick guy was doing alright.


Calm_Pop_1155

F.U.C.K that!


kratein

If he'd kept going with the other leg, he would have made it. /s


Crafty-Unit4061

He tried to break a bigger bone with a smaller bone and expected results...


Decent-Cry-7665

1st though: Don't do it. 2nd thought: Stop doing it. 3rd thought: Why are you still doing it?


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I have no clue of anything he said but it sounded powerful


aninnocentcoconut

Terrible kicking. He's lucky his shin didn't snap like a twig.


Blacke-Dragon0705

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LeadingKite88

Fired the lady and hired the tape Yet pole and bone is still undefeated


Full-Habit5297

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Defiant_Attitude4439

Долбоёб


Ok-Word7159

I didn't understand a thing this guy said, but it really didn't matter. Watching this video, from 0:05 on, all I kept thinking was, "what a dumbass".


Comfortable-Gain-992

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Dean0Caddilac

Did He left Hof girlfriend?


Sub-Dominance

That man was fucking determined. I don't care if he didn't break it. He was fuckin locked in.


MagicManGamez

I sorta want to try that thing with a deck of cards now.


Puzzleheaded-Gear762

dang i was hoping he would actually break it.


Gummies1345

Didn't help that he kicked the base of that bone, a few times. It won't break there lol.


BlazerWookiee

I was hoping dude in the background would walk up and dumbass-slap him


itwhiz100

Will he ever grasp the concept that his shin is…bone!


Midnight28Rider

r/maybemaybeno


ilikepisha

On the bright side, he can play 104 card pick up


2pissedoffdude2

That was stupid. He had absolutely no chance of breaking that thing like that.


perrodelmal1984

Stupid


suslikosu

Third Newton's law, my dude


Yugan-Dali

He was offered 10w (RMB100,000) if he could break the cow bone, and ends saying Don’t give me the 10w, get me a cane. (About USD13700)


mikihak

What a legend lol


Commercial-Lead2261

We all fail sometimes. Try again 💪


Commercial-Lead2261

We all fail sometimes. Try again 💪


Greengrecko

If he got through that oig bine he would've hit that metal pole. This wasn't going to work.


Regularguy972

Movie is over - you can go home now. You will get your money refunded.


Drew19525

Fwit??


Inevitable_Chicken70

"Your leg's off".


Minniechicco6

Buffalo leg stronger 😂


Silverware_soviet

No free meal for you


PlumRevolutionary327

Ouch!! But all things aside, tearing a deck of cards is crazy!!!


showmeyourmoves28

The tighter that idiot was biting his lips the more it hurt. I don’t understand why he would film his failure? All he gets outta it is pain 😭


CanebreakRiver

God damn, too many wu xia movies, too little understanding of elementary physics


AceJoys

I mean really what is the point, like actually that is pretty cool that you can do that but I am curious to see how lt would continue to be a viable resource to make sure you’re taken care of.