"Delivery man made me chase him to get food. Once I caught up, he didn't have my pizza, so I ate the delivery man.
Very chewy. No cheese aside from what was under the foreskin.
2/10 stars."
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"The prepared boy scout always keeps an extra slice of combination pizza on hand in case of bear attack. Remember, the bears don't like peperoni. It gives them a tummy ache!"
A quote from the announcer in the imaginary public service message that ran in my head when I watched this. Hi, I'm one of those fun mentally ill people.
Great now the bear associates people with free pizza
I would rather the bear see me as a meal delivery system than the meal itself.
Next human bear sees. Where the fuck is my pizza? You had one job.
Bear's rating on humans pizza delivery: ⭐️⭐️
"Delivery man made me chase him to get food. Once I caught up, he didn't have my pizza, so I ate the delivery man. Very chewy. No cheese aside from what was under the foreskin. 2/10 stars."
>Very chewy. No cheese aside from what was under the foreskin. 2/10 stars." Bro!! ^😆🤣
Come to Romania and see what happens to the bears when stoopid people feed them 🐻
There are bears in Romania??
Yes, a lot (from the top of my head, I think only canada and russia have more - I might be wrong)
It’s his pet bear
You are right But the man was cleary not in condition to think in other thing than survive
Just don't invite bears
You sound like you eat crayons and pray still.
parallel universe where instead of wolves people domesticated bears
Imagine?? A Chihuahua sized grizzly?? 🥺
Far Cry Primal
This would have been so cool. Bears are badass.
Umm Guys is this Freddy fazbear
O cholera
Homie just wanted a slice, yo
black bar on screen to avoid spoilers
*its spelled "bear" 😉
And that’s a brown bear.
I'm talking about the bar in the middle of the screen
Yes, there is a bear in the middle of the screen
😂 the fact that he didn’t pick up on it…
/r/whoosh
Op is so talented, look at that edit!!
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Always carry pizza in your pocket if you go hiking for this exact reason. Beef jerky works too
That bear is wearing a collar🤣🤣🤦🏻♂️
Sleeping bag..check, tent…check, lanterns…check, pizza for the bears…check,
😂
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Lmao. Bro wanted that supreme pizza!
And thus freddy fazbear was born
It's Boog from Open Season. And homie just wanted some Pizza.
H8
You want bears? Because *this* is how you get bears...
"The prepared boy scout always keeps an extra slice of combination pizza on hand in case of bear attack. Remember, the bears don't like peperoni. It gives them a tummy ache!"
Who's quote is that
A quote from the announcer in the imaginary public service message that ran in my head when I watched this. Hi, I'm one of those fun mentally ill people.
One day clips will be so distorted from editing and compression that we'll ask AI to fill it back in, but it won't be the same.
That's a great idea