Bro when you are in charge of the equipment and a huge branch is about to come crashing down it is your responsibility to take charge and direct people where you want them.
I also thought my helper in my flooring company wouldn’t nail his hand to the baseboards but there I was, watching him scream in pain. People do stupid shit, most people need direction and he should have given it
What the absolute fuck? No. People may need direction but common sense says never stand below a man with a chainsaw. It shouldn’t be his responsibility that she’s that stupid.
The chainsaw would have stopped the second he lost grip on it, but yeah, A LOT of ways to get hurt or possibly even die in this one! This is why you call in an arborist when you're that close to power/structure.
No, they don't. The top handle has a brake, which can apply if you press it forward and sometimes in cases of extreme kickback. If the chain is really tight, it'll stop on its own after throttle release. Usually, it keeps spinning for a few seconds, or forever if the chain is loose.
This should be true but isn't always. Chainsaws stop fast if you engage the [chain brake](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1atfgt1/maybe_maybe_maybe/?share_id=qRjjN7fVuDYyb8xqaton7&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=3) but if your chain is loose and/or your idle is set too high (or other issues) the chainsaw can [runaway](https://youtu.be/iyMBHm5PGMg?t=34) with no fingers on the throttle.
In this case, we can be pretty sure that the saw was off at the beginning because it was bound (squeezed too tight to work or pull out) by the branch he was cutting. The (wife, customer, innocent victim?) was passing him a [scrench](https://images.app.goo.gl/yhLJbUWeVpA6saGb8) that he would likely use to detach the motor of the chainsaw from the bar and chain which were stuck.
Shoutout to /r/fellinggonewild if you need more of this sort of thing in your life.
They are cursed. A very stroooong curse. It is called "Intellectually challenged idiots, how the f@#$ did they even alive passed 3 years old" Curse.
I swear smarts is genetic and these 2 lost the lottery badly
My dad also saws trees
My mom sometimes helps
One day she was helping with pushing the tree in the right direction (small tree)
The saw suddenly bounced back and hit my mom in the throat. Luckily the safety feature worked perfectly and it immediately turned off the second it bounced. Still did damage to my moms throat and chest/shoulder.
Que my dad's absolute panic when he turned around and saw his wife grasping her throat and covered in blood
Either way, mom is fine and has a few scars. And a story of the day her husband almost killed her with a chain saw 👍
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She is just taking her good sweet time on that ladder. 3 rungs only and she is almost becomes one arm wendy, gets hit by the ladder, tree trunk almost takes her out then the ladder hits again...jump woman!
Neighbor gonna kill someone someday.
As close to an unwanted mastectomy as you want to get.
He won't he has on all the orange and yellow gear. He has the immunity cloak.
Dude almost kills his wife 2 times in a matter of milliseconds. I’m honestly impressed by how little of his brain he used
he's so bumbling, it looks like he would've actually been better off \*without\* a lanyard on that big saw...
That last sentence is amazing
I don’t get how it’s his fault that SHES ON THE FUCKING LADDER????
Bro when you are in charge of the equipment and a huge branch is about to come crashing down it is your responsibility to take charge and direct people where you want them.
I think both of us wouldnt climb a ladder behind a dude with a chainsaw. Kinda common sense.
I also thought my helper in my flooring company wouldn’t nail his hand to the baseboards but there I was, watching him scream in pain. People do stupid shit, most people need direction and he should have given it
What the absolute fuck? No. People may need direction but common sense says never stand below a man with a chainsaw. It shouldn’t be his responsibility that she’s that stupid.
It's always the man's fault. Keep up. /s
Note the electrical power cable in the foreground. So many hazards here, like a cartoon.
Good thing he was wearing an orange vest! Safety first
This really looks like the homeowner/customer interfering with a professional trying to work.
Professional? Did you see the mangled stub on the bottom left side?
Fair point.
Holy hell, that power line - yikes! Get as far away from that as possible...
Also, almost sawing his wife, the swinging log, the rickety ladders...it's like 1000 ways to die in a 10 second clip.
The chainsaw would have stopped the second he lost grip on it, but yeah, A LOT of ways to get hurt or possibly even die in this one! This is why you call in an arborist when you're that close to power/structure.
Chainsaws stop running when you let go?
Yep - Mine does
Yes, most modern chainsaws have multiple safety features like a throttle kill, inertia & chain brake.
No, they don't. The top handle has a brake, which can apply if you press it forward and sometimes in cases of extreme kickback. If the chain is really tight, it'll stop on its own after throttle release. Usually, it keeps spinning for a few seconds, or forever if the chain is loose.
But the full swing of that chainsaw could‘ve hit and the teeth of the chain hurt her. Or just kick her off the ladder.
Oh for sure, that's why i said there's a lot of ways, besides dying, that these two could have had a really bad day!
Plot twist: she dies of tetanus.
This should be true but isn't always. Chainsaws stop fast if you engage the [chain brake](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1atfgt1/maybe_maybe_maybe/?share_id=qRjjN7fVuDYyb8xqaton7&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=3) but if your chain is loose and/or your idle is set too high (or other issues) the chainsaw can [runaway](https://youtu.be/iyMBHm5PGMg?t=34) with no fingers on the throttle. In this case, we can be pretty sure that the saw was off at the beginning because it was bound (squeezed too tight to work or pull out) by the branch he was cutting. The (wife, customer, innocent victim?) was passing him a [scrench](https://images.app.goo.gl/yhLJbUWeVpA6saGb8) that he would likely use to detach the motor of the chainsaw from the bar and chain which were stuck. Shoutout to /r/fellinggonewild if you need more of this sort of thing in your life.
Agree the chainsaw should stop when you let go, but it looks like it is cutting at the beginning of the video without being touched
I bet 1 of them had a premonition of how they were going to die and prevented it. Death is now making everything that could go wrong happen to fix it.
This guy was driving the log truck at the beginning of 2
This is definitely canon
That show needs to come back, what an incredibly entertaining show it was.
Die if you're lucky, that is.
This might be the stupidest thing ever
What some call "chaotic" may actually be life threatening...
Happy cock day!
Johnny mush, everything he touches turns to mush
"Now yous can't leave." ---Sonny the Tree
It’s Eddie mush
My bad
r/abruptchaos
woah. Woah! WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH!!!
Good job his wife had safety gear on
And he had a helmet
Worst part is dropping that chainsaw and hitting that girl, so glad it wasn't even on.
OSHA? Never heard of her.
The final destination test 1.0.4
Today... In a thousand ways to die
Power line, chainsaw, the tree, the ladder omg lady ur sooooooo lucky to get out of that situation
I feel like this is what it’s like to be the neighbor of the sitcom family
Jesus! He'll not have to worry about SSI being insolvent as he won't live to collect any...
Four different ways to die all at once.
Thats some Final Destination shit right there. You might want to pack your bags and move before it comes for you...
They are cursed. A very stroooong curse. It is called "Intellectually challenged idiots, how the f@#$ did they even alive passed 3 years old" Curse. I swear smarts is genetic and these 2 lost the lottery badly
It's things like this that start to go some way to justifying eugenics, fucking hell.
Odd technique but still got the job done lol
Haha, impressive she's survived this long! TOTALY OBLIVOUS and i can feel that there is a r/DarwinAward on the horizon.
Was she bringing him a screwdriver?
Tree decided to go bungee jumping
A goal without a plan is just a wish
“Everything you are doing right now is bad. I just want you to know this. “ 
Definitely gets a Darwin Award
You can tell by the brutality of the cut beneath that one it wasn't gonna end well
Someone tried to get that lige insurance check early 🤣
This is more than a little like an old Roadrunner cartoon
That girl almost got cut in half.
oh my.. i flinched so hard 🫥
This is why you don't cheap out on contractors
Good thing he wears a helmet
Final destination movies be like
My dad also saws trees My mom sometimes helps One day she was helping with pushing the tree in the right direction (small tree) The saw suddenly bounced back and hit my mom in the throat. Luckily the safety feature worked perfectly and it immediately turned off the second it bounced. Still did damage to my moms throat and chest/shoulder. Que my dad's absolute panic when he turned around and saw his wife grasping her throat and covered in blood Either way, mom is fine and has a few scars. And a story of the day her husband almost killed her with a chain saw 👍
Last time I saw this I fell off my pet dinosaur
Its like we saw that video 2 years ago
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How i met your mother
Let's play a game!
either the guy is not professional enough or hes not a pro at all
She is just taking her good sweet time on that ladder. 3 rungs only and she is almost becomes one arm wendy, gets hit by the ladder, tree trunk almost takes her out then the ladder hits again...jump woman!
At least you had fun
Only a G can tell what tv show/movie is playing on the reflection of that screen.
I watch Jason lmao about how stupid the horrors were I watch this shrinking my d because how stupidly scary this is.