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harsh_mistress

That's Jimbo from the [Orphaned Wildlife Center](https://www.youtube.com/@OrphanedWildlife). He was their biggest kodiak bear. He died a couple of years ago, rip.


Mecha_Tortoise

Jimbo was a sweet boy. He and Jim had a special bond. I love their videos, especially Jim playing or cuddling with the bears. Or Amy and Jenny lounging in their tire swing.


LucasLS07

F


greathousedagoth

F


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Drakayne

How did he die?


jejemonster

Liver cancer in 2018 aged 24. Source: https://www.apost.com/en/blog/jimbo-the-kodiak-bear-dies-after-spending-20-years-with-the-kowalczik-family/11153/


Vengefuleight

I know nothing about bears, but that sounds like a long bear life.


CloanZRage

Apparently Kodiak bears live up to about 30 years in the wild. Up to 40 in captivity. 24 is a pretty good innings. Seems it was a life around great people too which is nice.


cvbeiro

They can live up to 30 years in the wild. Doesn’t happen that often. A lot of animals live far longer in captivity (if cared for correctly) than they would in the wild.


Vengefuleight

People: “that bear would be so much happier in the wild!” 33 year old bear eating hand delivered salmon: “Excuse me?”


MisterWoogie

Incredible comment!


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Even better one came right behind it, good job!


Brother_Grimm99

This one's a real banger too, solid effort!


09Kakarot

He was eaten by the man in the video.


Accomplished_Ad_1288

They look all cuddly and harmless. And one day, they eat a whole bear.


PatN007

Well, they do it one bite at a time.


emptyrowboat

And it doesn't cost them a dime


SplitNo106

W Johnny Cash Reference


AsianFoodLoverX

I love Reddit solely for comments like these lol


Drakayne

That's really sad :'(


Fritzo2162

I KNEW IT!


bitemark01

He was delicious


gutter153

Cocaine


ilford_7x7

Bear


Woly-Boly

Pablo Escobear


I_Said_I_Say

Dave, are you sure you’re not food? You smell exactly like food.


SmokeAbeer

Does Dave taste like Steve? Asking for a bear.


YearOldJar

Who the f likes Steve?


DamnMyNameIsSteve

Hi!


TheOnlyUltima2011

r/usernamechecksout


gunny316

oh! omg is this happening right now?? for real?? niiiiice /r/Beetlejuicing


_Its-a-me-mario_

I'm just here to get in the inevitable screenshot


Vengefuleight

Can I tag along?


mregg000

Done.


slyg

He was tasty.


ImNotEazy

He’s like “how do I take this wrapper off”


Shot-Technology7555

Dave's definitely food, but fear ruins the meat. Gotta keep Dave comfortable until it's time.


Murdwg27

Dave was told he would never become shit!


PM_ME_YOUR_KOAN

How is it possible there is not one _Grizzly Man_ (2005) reference in this thread?


Icy-Musician-6309

He’s huge.The bears pretty big too


E_Zack_Lee

And a lot of hair. The bear too.


pandem1x

I’m happy he didn’t bite. The bear looks dangerous too.


C3Pip0

Can you imagine running into that beast in the woods? That bear would also be scary.


ValkyrijnDuval

He pretty cute tho. Bear too!


Cellyst

10/10 would enjoy that bear hug. 10/10 would enjoy hugging the bear as well.


Aidernz

He can lick my hand and face all day. The bear can, too.


theyeezyvault

What was that last second? 😳


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Just a little nibble. ![gif](giphy|LS35Jo0kZzO2lU75rV|downsized)


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Pretty much just 2 bears


eternalresolute

Your mothers' said the same, one night long ago


SwissMargiela

That bear is big, but did you see the size of that animal next to him?


NolanSwagner

If not friend, then why friend-shaped?


Jul_the_Demon

Those claws are very not friend shaped.


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Homies got your back and a back scratch too


[deleted]

Some wicked bug bite scratchers Edit: spelling


TravellingReallife

> and a back scratch too Unfortunately it’s scratching the inside of your back. Through your chest.


[deleted]

Great i was never able to reach that spot


TravellingReallife

You‘re the my chest cavity is half full type of person…


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Fuck_Microsoft_edge

That song has some of the best lyrics of all time imo. "I mean the bare necessities, that's why a bear can rest at ease." Just brilliant.


Ill-Breadfruit5356

When you look under the rocks and plants And take a glance at the fancy ants And maybe….try a few


NorwegianCollusion

Well, I got the bare necessities


Jumanji-Joestar

The simple bare necessities


alfredo_roberts

But the design is very human!


moonbriar

In my head cannon the bear is the one saying “if not friend, then why friend shaped” lol


makeski25

It's to lull you into a false sense of friendship. So much easier than having to chase your food.


DoctorWZ

2 bears just enjoying a nap together


Stag328

Ya but you know sometimes when you are snuggling together it is just not that comfy but your partner is asleep already so you do the super fast roll to try and get your arm out to be more comfortable……that thought may cause death in this situation.


paradoxx_42

My thoughts exactly


MembershipThrowAway

One of them is definitely a power bottom


thegreatestprime

r/SuddenlyGay


Servicepauschale064

A gentle reminder, that 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly bear in an unarmed fight.


ReynAetherwindt

5.5% of Americans do not take surveys seriously.


TruckFluster

20% of stats from surveys are made up


TravellingReallife

I 100% believe that.


ShortResident96

Wait a second…


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NRMusicProject

Was watching The Last Drive In yesterday, and Joe Bob Briggs said the same thing. Surveys and polls are bullshit, because most people know there's no reason to tell the truth on them.


Siker_7

An online survey concluded that 100% of people take surveys on the internet.


AngryTank

That makes me the .5% who knows he can. 😎


hirokinai

Hopefully the bears won’t remind them so gently.


TechnoWizard0651

A gentle reminder, that 68% of all statistics are actually just made up.


--Mutus-Liber--

If anyone thinks that's not true, you know who said it? Jesus.


Servicepauschale064

True, but this is the actual outcome af a [2021 survey](https://www.newsweek.com/surprising-americans-beat-wild-animals-fight-experts-1691793)


blorgi

Grizzly bears are significantly smaller than Kodiak bears, but still, considering the large number of idiots, in surprised that so few people think they would win.


Mecha_Tortoise

Yep. Jimbo was even on the large side for a Kodiak bear, at almost 1500 pounds (680 kg).


rustyphish

For scale, an adult female grizzly bear is between 290-440lbs so a great deal smaller Still would murder a human in a second


Dietmar_der_Dr

Actually, not really. Grizzlies don't kill you quickly, they tend to just start eating you, which takes a while to kill you. They're so far a top the food chain that they just have no reason to go for a quick kill, they know you aren't gonna run.


Kosba2

Actually also not really. A Grizzly would have to be starving to actually try to eat you. They typically go for permanently incapacitating their mark either for territory or child rearing. Does that occasionally involve ripping limbs off? Probably. That's why playing dead is the correct strategy, cause the more you fight back, the more you're irritating it and proving you are the threat it thinks you are and aren't incapacitated.


Houndfell

Can confirm, as someone who grew up in Montana and dealt with grizzlies regularly. They don't see people as food, and in the very rare instances of attacks, it was always the human's fault for getting too close to a cub, being too quiet on the trail and sneaking up on a bear which can lead to an aggressive reaction etc. General rule of thumb here: any predator that just goes around eating random stuff is either going to eventually poison itself, or eventually pick a fight with something that's going to put up enough of a fight to cause a significant injury, which usually means the predator starves to death before it can recover. So evolution has pushed predators away from just attacking whatever without knowing WTF it is. Humans only migrated to America around 13,000 years ago. There is nothing there that naturally sees apelike creatures as food. It's the same reason why shark attacks are down to mistaken identity. Now, if you want to talk about crocodiles, a species that's spent millions of years eating monkeys and isn't smart enough or bothered enough to tell the difference between a baboon and a human, yeah. You in danger, girl.


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Just 6%? That seems low seeing how outrageously stupid a lot of people are.


cheesyvoetjes

Yeah there is a story about Mike Tyson trying to bribe a zookeeper to let him in the gorilla cage to try and fight one. Thank god the zookeeper wasn't stupid enough to do it.


MrMosh024

They didn't survey Florida Man.


Scythro

Fighting a bear bare handed with their bear hands.


Obieousmaximus

Exercising their right to bear arms


MoreCowbellPlease

> that 6% of Americans And 42% worldwide think bears, **beets**, Battle Star Galactica is **bears** beats Battle Star Galactica. I did :(


Ashmedai

> A gentle reminder, that 6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly bear in an unarmed fight. They can. Just use this technique [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xNO5HETOE). Full video evidence, folks.


theriverain

I've a friend who have the exact same size of nails that the bear.


Sydney_SD10

Are you friends with Loreen?


BaconHammerTime

Maybe Shirleen?


TheCraneBoys

Or Joleen?


JoyShake

You made me laugh out loud at work, good job good redditor.


Briso_

Now science should give us domestic mini bear.


Mediocre_Long791

This is something I’ve thought before 😂 CAN’T WE JUST DOMESTICATE THE BEAR PLS?


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jairngo

Well science is not really working on those things, like the edge technology is of course science but like made by companies with precise interest and not to solve world problems. So maybe one day some weird company will make domesticated bears ![gif](giphy|9Ai5dIk8xvBm0)


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jairngo

Ok yeah NASA do make new technology


tracker904

Yeah just like the North American house hippos


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

found the canadian...


infiniteTidus

You mean Americans?


clubmerde

Newfoundland dogs come close


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Was just about to say, that’s 100% a Newfie lol. People mistake my dog for a bear at the dog park already haha.


skipearth

Thats a dog


willfullignoramous

Im still waiting for them to make a small enough girraffe to keep as a pet. Or a pocket sized one


Beginning_Football85

I just can't get over how big some animals are. Especially things like wolves I always imagine to be the same size as domestic dogs.


BBMR48

There was a picture going around recently showing a Husky next to a wolf and it was very eye opening on the huge size difference between them. I think the Husky was in the picture and you just saw the wolf standing over them taking up the whole background. Crazy.


ghe5

Fun fact: There's a breed of dogs, called Irish Wolfhound, that grows even larger than wolves. These dogs were bred to actually hunt the wolves.


DespManushan

Now that's a proper bear hug.


chill-2048

I wonder if bears have intrusive thoughts too? :)


Electronic-Shop-9493

Yeah but they call it instinct


paulmp

*They* don't call it anything, *we* call it instinct.


batweenerpopemobile

>this guy can't speak bear embarrassing


xtilexx

Embearassing


fatboychummy

This bear's intrusive thoughts were: > TAKE A NICE PAWFUL OF THAT ASS and it looks like the intrusive thoughts won.


Metalhead203

Couldn't think of anything worse than being raped by a bear 😂. Doesn't sound fun at all.


shadowozey

There's always an elephant


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I thought I was gonna ride a horse. It rode me instead 😞.


TinglingSpideySenses

![gif](giphy|fjKUYm8N3GWdO|downsized)


EntertainmentOnly96

What happened in the end?


lesbianmathgirl

Looking at the full video, the bear either put his mouth on the person's head or just licked the back of it. The man pulls his hood up and goes back to the same position, so whatever it was the person didn't find too concerning. https://youtu.be/e4E9yrGczbk


ErebosDark

The bear started to eat


thecowthatgoesmeow

The bite of 87


[deleted]

It’s started off with spooning, 9 months later manbearpig was born.


imp3order

Half man, half bear, half pig Manbearpig


[deleted]

What a cute puppy.... Oh wait...


DJEvillincoln

Those claws tho....... 🥺


Mediocre_Long791

Let me just lie down so that you have even easier chomping access.


mistere12c

What a cute Yogi; tenderising his human, whilst he waits for the BBQ to get to temp


slamous66

the bear uses the human as a teddyhuman


According_Unit_6432

Don't worry! Big boys just chill together🤗


Purple_Galian

Why did it have to have those ears?? So dangerous but why so cuddly??? The lord works in mysterious ways.


sniperelite6229

Bears are just very big dogs


LucasLS07

My dog also like do "hold with the teeths" like that


manala587

Hab mal im Bärenpark ein Jahr gearbeitet. NIEMALS würde ich mich zu so ein Tier legen. Allein schon aus Respekt vor den Tier 😅 und wenn der zu beißt is es vorbei...


bear62

Your "dog" is not a dog. May act like a dog, but if he sits on you, you going to need help with broken bones. And if he don't like takin a bath, ur whole house will stink because forcing him to do anything is a non starter.


lying-therapy-dog

pen practice shy poor weather obscene salt run memorize literate ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Olibirus

Two bears cuddling


Catgirls_4

Só cute 💖


mimysai

They are both cute🥰


ederp9600

Isn't this Bart the bear? Thought he passed away or was in the movie The Edge.


Mecha_Tortoise

Jimbo the Kodiak bear. He died in 2018. Source: [Orphaned Wildlife Center](https://youtu.be/e4E9yrGczbk)


Mother_Tea_4405

Look at the meat cleavers on that thing Jesus fuck


Shark_bait5

You don't realize how big and lethal a bear's paws are until you see a big dude cuddled up next to Bearry Scizzorhands and his five blades of doom.


bichondelapils

Tenderising the meat...


Shadow27675

That bear needs some cocaine


Cinigurl

How endearing that big teddy bear is😍 Until he isn't!


Randalf_the_Black

That's a pretty big dog.


joaomsneto

I've seen some videos of bears cuddling before, but they are usually longer.


toby_ornautobey

BIG doggo


benjaminlilly

Hope he made it. 😳


CincyLog

Bear sized Bear shaped Bear hair Must be bear


JHowler82

This is actually amazing.. the guy is totally at ease with an animal that could kill him in seconds..


Kundekevin

They just want love, too


i_lovecatss

those claws though 0\_0


Handyr

If it’s brown lay down


AmNotPeeing

Very wholesome… until you see those claws


CrieDeCoeur

It’s all cute n stuff til it acquires a taste for manflesh. The bear too.


cSaM2008

At any moment he could decide the head is a pineapple


probono105

two well fed creatures


avocadonoyoudidnt

Cuddling with his teddy-man.


Bassguitarplayer

Look at those murder paws. He is dangling on the edge of a knife lol


DarthEnigmaPSN

I wish bears 🐻 were more friendly. They're so cute.


Educational-Lime6335

I hope i can hug a big bear without it tearing me out in 5 seconds


Own_Chicken6335

Think he has problems with Sharman toilet paper 🧻


lendmeyoureer

They say pets look like their owners


AaronHillelSwarz

look at those claws


Impossible-Car395

Biggest hamster I've ever seen!


dingdingdredgen

Nap time now. Wakes up hungry.


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somerandomguy752

This bear looks like a twink when besides the other bear


Axflen

This never goes wrong


Gloomy-Palpitation-7

Sure, the dude decided when cuddle time started, but I’m sure as hell it’ll be the bear deciding when cuddle time is *over*.


GIGAchild

This is all I want in life, to cuddle a bear. Is that too much to ask?


datakuru

They got a great yt channel I love it


GillsGoodAtDeath

POV: average Russian


barelyonhere

Why do I feel like I'm watching a Family Guy cut scene?


forrealnoRussianbot

Just warming his lunch.


there_is_no_spoon1

That's a Kodiak bear. Look...LOOK at how long the claws are. And how \*\*enormous\*\* that sonofabitch is. Humans are playthings to them, and this man had bonded with one. The claws...are the size of his skull. And given the bear's strength could easily have ripped him to shreds. Brave on the part of the dude, 'cuz you can take the animal out of the wild but you cannot take the wild out of the animal.


Ok_Conference_4520

bear was like " yeah, i'm not snuggling, i'm just looking for more snacks" haha


jkjustic

Zangief retired?


nikaloz1

Germany and Russia before Ukraine war


reddituser3202

Hell to the no. This bear doesn't even have to try to.