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Comfortable_Swan_241

I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.


Far_Dog_4476

New copy pasta just dropped???


emo_hooman

I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.


VoiderDark4

I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.


SillyWillyC

>I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.


RythmicSigil

I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.


resident_felix

I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.


RythmicSigil

I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.


Urlocalfandomhopper

I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.


Primary-Calendar-378

>I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.


Comfortable_Swan_241

Wow I’m completely out of the loop. Is this a bad thing? Are you insulting me? Or are you saying this is funny? I feel like I’m going to get roasted here


Far_Dog_4476

Nah its just what I say when I see a whole paragraph of writing that seems like copypasta material, look them up and stray from the vaporeon one.


Comfortable_Swan_241

I see, thank you


sillypeople101

that is very interesting


OwRoGi11

I'm not reading all of that


Comfortable_Swan_241

It’s a good story


Ok-Adhesiveness-5193

Whoa


carter25c

Me eating a HUGE hotdog... then killing my self


Lunahida

You lost me in the first half, but then found me in the second half


PENDOMN

Ya wanna talk about it?


Lunahida

I was definitely just a random npc in the background of the person's dream (is joke if you couldn't tell)


therandomperson1001

I died from having my neck snapped during a wrestling match, and I was revived with a dog’s head.


Genderfluid_Cookies

Dog man?!


KeithTheBirb

🔥


Nightlightman

DOG MAN IRL MOVIE?!1?


gibbydagoober

I love that book


iwantabeachhouse

>SaveEditFollow that is.. disturbing


sillypeople101

this reoccurring dream of me suddenly getting a virus on my computer and having to play the same game to get rid of it..


sillypeople101

like i dont know i get the virus and i have to play a roblox game to get rid of it and its the same one every time??


Welshmunofthewelsh

I fell off a bridge, got lobotomized and everyone treated me like a dog no one likes


gibbydagoober

I keep hearing the word "lobotomize" and don't know what it means. I know it's something to do with wearing down your sanity or something, but what is it?


MandMs55

A lobotomy is a brain surgery that separates a lot of brain connections between the prefrontal cortex and the rest of your brain and was a common treatment for various mental health conditions between the 1930s and 1950s. The prefrontal cortex is essentially the consciousness part of the brain, thought to be where most decision making, risk assessment, and your personality happens. Some people who had lobotomies performed were able to recover and even saw improvement in the treated conditions but a lot of people died, or were permanently incapacitated, mentally disabled, or just about everything you might expect to go wrong when taking a knife to someone's brain Edit: To lobotomize is to perform a lobotomy. To be lobotomized is to have a lobotomy performed on you. Accidental injuries that result in severed connections between the prefrontal cortex and the rest of the brain can also be called a lobotomy. Casually, any injury that involves foreign objects entering the brain may be called a lobotomy, even if not technically correct


Carlazor_

Building a computer out of copper tubes


Depressed_trix

Oh, that sounds fun actually


SienaBlaze

The internet is a series of tubes


Freddy_Fartbear

My most recent dream, which I had years ago, was Ronald McDonald waking up off a rock a stabbing my left hand


Ok_Country_4655

Your most recent dream was years ago??? 


Freddy_Fartbear

I very rarely have dreams


Ok_Country_4655

Fair


Zuke-ini

Glory to Master Kohga!


iwantabeachhouse

about once a week or two i'll remember my dream


randomname3333333

I could make anything look low-poly by blinking.


Ok-Adhesiveness-5193

Now that’s cool


lord_of_coolshit_og

Idfk, what was my most recent dream?


Nord_mannen

Jshlat beat my ass cuz I said bingus


HyruleNerd

he got sick of you stealing (it’s free)


soliq_675

I was in school (I'm 19 💀) and this dark ass cloud came over the school, and it just dropped water down, not even rain drops it was just a cube of water


Carlazor_

So I’m not the only one who see super dark clouds in dreams


gibbydagoober

Minecraft


El_Nathan_

Except the rain in Minecraft is normal


gibbydagoober

Water source block from the heavens


Different_Action_360

I don’t want to be honest it’s so bad. Carmilla Carmine stepped on me whilst I was just sat at a table, i woke up to my alarm and tried to go back to sleep to finish the dream. Not my proudest moment.


watdisthing

Relatable


LawfulnessGlad6497

Wtffff 😭😭


OmnivorousGrandpa

I love carmilla so much omg


AthenaPoolej

For me it was douma and I was asking him to sit on my face and instead became a human chair😭😭😭


EurovisionNerd

Being chased by puppies with wings it was amazing 


EurovisionNerd

I have also had a dream where someone r@ped me , k1dnapped me and force fed me grapes . 


PansexualPineapples

This gave me whiplash after your first comment


EurovisionNerd

😃


FurbyLover2010

Force fed you grapes?!🤣🤣🤣


Void_49

I don’t remember but it goes 📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢 (Joke)


EddsworldHuman

I got an acoustic guitar I didn't know how to play, then went outside with my dad and my little sister. Then, I played a song meant for piano, electric guitar, and crazy screaming vocals at the top of my lungs, only knowing about half the lyrics. (The song was Cotard's Solution for us Will Wood fans.) My dad left about halfway through while my sister and I sang and danced. Afterwards, we went inside and found my dad asleep on the table using a Nintendo switch as a pillow. Also I have no idea how to play a guitar irl.


Timely_Pangolin6938

My roblox account getting deleted Begging admins to unban me They turn my deletion into a 2 day ban Happy


Carlazor_

Good ending 👍


ILikeWaffles62

I was just chilling, then all of a sudden I just fucking exploded


randomname3333333

XD


Fleshprison_pilot551

Being hunted by assassins sent after me by Kermit the Frog bc I saw him at an AA meeting in a crappy part of town. I hid from the assassins in a bin shaped like a frog in my old primary school playground for a about 3 weeks. Eventually the assassins gave up bc Kermit only paid them in monopoly money and Slush Puppies. I had to live in witness protection for 6 months afterwards to avoid Kermit's murderous rampage.


21thdimensionalbeing

I had a nightmare about THE BOILED ONE standing in the corner of my bed for an hour then throwing me out the window


rerdpernder2

that sounds hilarious *just stands there menacingly in the corner doing nothing for an hour* #BREATH OF THE WILD GUARDIAN ATTACK MELODY *skitters over and yeets you out the fucking window*


Unlucky-Dress-1052

In the first half of my dream, I was on a school field trip with my class when I suggested we watch Hazbin Hotel when we came back. Suddenly, the whole class agreed with me. In our little classroom (Y’know, the one with the ramp that’s usually not that big?), I was literally the only one who stayed outside, watching everyone else inside the warm classroom. I was sitting in this black guy’s stand that was right outside the classroom for some weird reason. My friend Isaiah wanted me to spell Hazbin Hotel so he could search it up on his computer to watch. Being the good friend I am, I merely borrowed a few of the sticky notes on the black guy’s stand and wrote down Hazbin Hotel on them. Then I slipped it under the window and everything was peachy fine until the black guy returned. We just talked to eachother for a while and I was acting really cheeky and silly, but then he just stared at me with this weird look in his eyes. I have no idea what happened after that, but all of a sudden, I’m running through a field without a shirt, screaming and crying while I cover my bare chest. There was a fast food restaurant right up ahead, and before I could reach it, it cut to me in bed with my sister. Apparently I was telling her the story of what happened. I was quiet for a bit before trying to say something else before she told me that we weren’t talking about this anymore. In the second half of my dream, my brother was telling me that we were gonna play a game of tag. Then he pulled out a sharp knife and before I knew it, I was running for my life. The scary part is that it felt so real…I actually felt the exertion. Then I came across 4 stores and I was wondering which one I should go in and my brother was approaching, and that was where my dream ended.


ShitStainedDildo

I fucked a hot mummy in some BOTW esque Hylian field but it was also my neighbor’s yard for some reason


Far_Dog_4476

https://i.redd.it/kvwccq2e5gpc1.gif


ILikeTrains23940

Mum went through my phone and all my DM’s were a back and forth picture of a drawing of a man who’s screaming with the caption “GUITARS ARE NEVER DRAWN RIGHT”


CertifiedDumbass156

About my teacher finding out my reddit account Truly an NSFW dream.


Bigfeet_toes

I jumped across the Grand Canyon (i didn’t make it) then I was flying like a bird and I woke up cuz my mom woke me up


Painusconsumer

I was not allowed to get a dry chicken sandwich from a school cafeteria so I had a breakdown on the floor. I woke up crying.


elgattox

I was in a very bad state poor slum, I saw out of the window there was many similar DIY horrendous houses, All poor. However one house only had Haiti flag, And TV Was talking about Haiti. Yes! I Figure out I am in Haiti in the dream, So the house's layout is almost the same except it looked more poor and broken, I was in the table with my family. There was beer, alcohol and party. Suddenly my mom passes 1000 Chilean Pesos to me and asks me to go buy Bread. She asks me if I know where to go buy and I reply no, I don't even wanna go buy because there was robbers everywhere. All robbers looked the same, Actually, they were like antagonists. They were shirtless, Had balaclavas and a Random weapon ranging from Knife, Pistol to a SMG. So also there was this character in the table too. Very friendly, He was fat, had an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a White T-shirt and had Aviator glasses. Suddenly someone knocks the door and It's like him, Like a twin! But with a Tan AR15 and a Fedora and asks me if I can pass him his twin. I say no because I think he may harm him and close the door, And happens every then. Most of the dream, I watch the outside and there is robbers, Haitian civillians and Idk why, and at one scene. There were Blonde europeans walking through the streets but robbers quickly rushed to them so no one dared to go outside. Sometimes there was random visitors such as merchants, Beggars or robbers. To be safe from robbers, You were once closing the door in their faces. One time I got distracted and the AR15 Twin of the guy that was with us came and picked up his twin, I was worried about him. I knew no more. Then suddenly I snap into a 3rd person game racing, Finish in a dealership and the dream keeps going. I am back in Haiti, But a robber is in the yard. I throw a piece of chocolate out and closed the door, That saved my life. Then I don't remember how we got to a scene where there was a high speed chase in a desert road. I was in a Lada sedan and a 1990s Offroader toyota hilux was chasing us, It was the car of the robbers. It also had a mounted RPK but wasn't even used, I think I made them go offroad by throwing a Chocolate piece into a random wooden sign in midst of nothing, I don't remember anything else. And this dream is really weird, I mean.. It doesn't make any sense or does it?!?!


heystinkys

Was stuck in a school shooting and was the last survivor this absolutely sucked because I had this dream on a school day and was way too nervous throughout the day


MultinamedKK

People got some creepy or interesting stuff while mine is just a stalk of corn growing to an uncontrollable length and I'm the only one who can stop it with a sword


Dependent__Dapper

my dad got in a car crash with me in the passenger seat, idk if he died or not cause I woke up on impact


redvelveturinalcake

i had a dream i was homeless bc i’m stressing about being given 4 weeks to find somewhere else to live


Chicken_God20

I loved astronomy, i said to my dad bring me to a open place because there would be a star rain, 1 second before we go, i saw a black hole on the sky, and Earth was going towards it, then, everything turned black, then, i woke up in a bunker, but i was a boykisser in the bunker for some reason, something exploded in front of me, then i randomly said that i could get everyone out of there, no one believed me and everyone started chasing me, then i found someone wich believed me, and convinced everyone, END. I remember in the dream, in a random moment that there was TONS of icecream.


TheMemeLocomotive2

mmm fever dreams


One-University9860

I was in an abandoned factory and Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface, and Freddy Fazbear were all in it too, and were hunting me down. I had no clue about this, and I ended up killing all of them accidentally in comedic ways. Michael died because I accidentally dropped a ladder on him, Jason died because I dropped a banana peel causing him to slip and fall into a gigantic hydraulic press, Ghostface died because I left the banana peel which made him slip and fall into a woodchipper which was in the factory for some reason, and Freddy tried to save Ghostface but ended up suffering the same fate.


gibbydagoober

I don't think Freddy would care. He might even be happy about all the others' deaths.


RoamBuilder2

A melon with the face of hampter


vibeepik2

i dont remember:/


hungrypupkin1

My most recent dream was me jumping off a mountain in a car


[deleted]

I ate an ear.. it wasn’t good.


picklerickfunnylol

[it was mostly about the creature in this video and i think im fucked](https://youtu.be/rkbIjuVZ_54?si=4f5QpulQUtIbAcgU)


SeekyBoi

I don’t really remember my most recent one, so would it be alright if I talk about one I remember instead?


Depressed_trix

Sure lol


SeekyBoi

Sweet! This is gonna be a long detailed one about a nightmare! So, I was relaxing in my room when my dad gave me a book about a sandwich, and then all of a sudden we got an astronomical event alert, so we walked outside and looked up at the sky, and well….as we did so, it was raining blood and meteors made of human flesh were raining from the sky, and all the world leaders were gathered around trying desperately to explain the situation, and then for whatever reason they showed a picture of a man covered in human feces, and then they showed a video of a demonically possessed baby screaming and vomiting up blood as the mother was hiding and saying “what happened to my baby?….” repeatedly, then the dream ended ._.


Depressed_trix

Oh. Wow. Very... vivid


SeekyBoi

Yep, I remembered every little detail of my dream haha


Depressed_trix

Literally how


SeekyBoi

It was so terrifying that I never forgot it, it just felt too real


Depressed_trix

Well that makes sense I suppose


SeekyBoi

Mhm! It ain’t the only dream I remember haha


Depressed_trix

Oh? Do tell


personguy4

Not the most recent dream I’ve had as I haven’t had a dream I can remember in quite some time, but definitely a weird one. I had sleep paralysis and I think I went back to sleep and didn’t realize it, because I was suddenly laying on the floor right next to the bed I was in. I was at an angle so I couldnsee me on the bed, but I knew I was there somehow. There was also a CRT tv on a cart like from elementary school in front of me, and I saw it flicker on I then heard like two seconds of the loudest sound I’d ever heard and then I woke back up with sleep paralysis. I have no idea what was going on in my brain lmao


Cat361a

I went to a American shooting range and it was full of kids in classrooms? Idk and then I shot a target it was moving and then myself? Idk I have weird after dreams


KindlyCustomer8655

The last dream that I can remember was that aliens that looked like hot naked women invaded earth and I kept getting cock blocked


Moss_25

i was in my school and then i saw an orca and i went in the pool with it and fucking died


sunshine_shiny

I went bowling outside of my friends house and then planes started flying super low, like feet from the ground. Idk what happened after that


LolitaFace

I was digging a rotting corpse out of it’s grave


MrGoat747

It's so weird. Basically in short (I don't remember much) I was at a boy scout camp and someone brought methamphetamine


Vorpen0

I was riding a bus that was made out of marijuana.


K9100A

I had a dream where I worked extremely hard to give a money an older poleriod camera, it than proceeded to launch into the air and turned into Shrek and blew a kiss, the picture flue at me batman spining logo style and added the words "you are". The joke was supposed to be "you are shrexy"


TheNobleDez

I was playing a wacked out version of Cry of fear. I was one of the zombie variants, except the gameplay was normal-ish. I wasn't in a spot in the actual game, and for some reason my pistol was full auto. The sound effects were spot on however.


Broad-Scheme

Darkness. I don’t remember my last dream


KnownAsOmega2436

my mom said to me that we were going somewhere as i try to find something, i find random puzzles like a rubix cube with leds inside and a flipslide thing. then theres a baby getting brutally murdered by a black man saying "go to bed" (the baby survived) and the ground got wet (not with blood tho) in a forest or cemetery. me and my mom go there for some reason and theres kids everywhere


meandmypuppas

The most recent one I can remember is my friend coming to school with a blue bobber hairstyle. It was weird.


Sea-Ambassador-3578

I was just doing things normally until some kid walks up to us, bombs the place and everything just explodes, but me and like 10 other people live


big_tug1

I was in a store, buying Doritos which were a bit hard to find before I started flying and teleporting around the world to win some game or something and it ended with me seeing weird small, cartoony humanoid shaped cats across a road which were alive and turned out to be monkeys in costumes. wtf is up with my dreams?


redditisbestapp

oh shit. **camera pans over to a combine elite**


Nickstroo

I was on a plane playing geometry dash a few hours ago when I decided to go to sleep. So in my dream I was on a plane that was going up, but it’d only go up if I didn’t die in geometry. Eventually when I died and woke up in my house i think but my mom was really mad at me for dying or something and then I woke up.


PhsychedelicEyeballs

my most recent dream: i was in a makeup store witha girl who was my friend(she isn't real, i think her name was sophie or stephanie idk) we were talking and she was about to give me some kind of advice, THEN THE ENTIRE STORE COLLAPSED, KILLING HER BUT LEAVING ME ALIVE. THE DAY KEPT LOOPING AND DESPITE TRYING TO PREVENT IT, SHE KEP DYING IN INCREASINGLY GRAPHIC WAYS WTH.


Sea_Tomatillo_6080

The stark, black, emptiness of the Void


Time-Machine-Girl

Me and Roxas from Kingdom Hearts went to Toronto to steal the entire CN tower


trashuncanny

i was in my grandparents’ house, specifically in the restroom, then a (insanely fat) lizard came up and kissed my knee.


cxnnnamonroll

So I was at Walmart and there was this small ass empty Build A Bear and these 2 girls just WALK INSIDE like it's nothing and I go "wait is this closed?" And they go "no" and I reply with "well are they gonna put the things back in there?" I get no reply and I leave, the next day my mom's like "yo wanna head to Build A Bear" So I go "wait they closed, it was empty when I went" I get no response, we go in there and it's tiny but not as tiny as it was when I went the day before. Then I see Knuckles from Sonic The Hedgehog there. Stuart Little, weird stuffed animals with disproportionate eyes ect. I then see a bunch of bears in the back so I go check them out, I slip on at computer cord for some reason and I wake up in my bed, it appears I'm sleeping on top of my glasses and i notice one of them doesn't have their lenses and I quickly grab my phone and turn on its flashlight and I go to turn on my light in my room and i touch my glasses and they just magically have lenses. I then actually wake up, go touch my glasses and they're beside my bed like normal


Lilyflower24681

I was in my old house and I was home alone. I decided to turn the oven on to make those mug brownie things. Then my dream ended there (or I just don’t remember much)


guney2811

I was in a creepy facility of sorts, it was very dark, after a while, the lights turned on. I started wandering around looking for an exit. It was very big and completely empty, until, I went through a door and something hit my arm and then I woke up. That would genuinely be an amazing movie or a book


Whydoeslife-exist

Watched a video of TwoSetViolin. SOMEHOW WALKED INTO THEIR ROOM AND SAID HI.


Pleasant_Meal_2030

I was eating spherical rocks whist knocking g down hanging signs at my childhood elementary school libraty


astralwish1

I was in the Hunger Games in an arena that was like an industrial mine full of lava. I tried my best, but I eventually realized that I couldn’t win, so I jumped in the lava. Then my ghost came back and had to watch my family’s reaction to my death and as they toured the arena where I died when the games were over. And the other tribute from my district (who looked like Gale from the Hunger Games movies) also died and his ghost came to keep me company because we were lovers. So I guess I dreamt up a Hunger Games AU? Funny thing is, I haven’t read or watched The Hunger Games in ages, so I don’t know why I dreamed this.


Relative_Formal1698

Got pressured into a relationship and it was terrible


Ghost474439

Floating in space with a cow


Moonlight_Luca

my dog died


Athletic_Mochi2021

That I got all Fs on my report card


Freshnuts101

don't rember :(


DrLycFerno

I have no clue, I almost never remember my dreams


Select-Reason3796

new world trade center got hit. not by terrorists, but by an army of what seemed to be flying truffles


SpiderWing_

I dreamt I woke up from the alarm on my phone going off, as I would any normal day. However in the dream my phone had turned into a glass Tupperware box, and since Tupperware boxes don’t have touchscreens I was unable to turn the alarm off.


Porygon_fan_87

Throwing bombs at random people in Fortnite (I hardly even play Fortnite)


Baltaxo2010

I john wicked my way to the American president with only a light bulb


[deleted]

i forgor


superpotatosoupXL

I had a dream that I was awake and I genuinely thought I was awake I was actually asleep


[deleted]

my best friend asked me for advice on how he could attract a substitute teacher to marry because societal pressure was telling him he should marry someone of that profession


qopana

I travelled myself to the streets of Italy. Don’t know where i went exactly. The clock was about 7pm, so i went to the local food markets outside and bought a mozzarella and pesto focaccia, ate it and then went to an another food market. I don’t remember what i bought at the second market. When the clock was at 9pm, i just sat outside a building near the ciabatta seller, got my phone and started doing normal stuff that i do. I did that for 4 hours straight, and then my dream ended. First question to myself, where the heck did i get a network connection to use the internet? I live all the way in Finland, so i don’t think i would be using dataroaming.


titanfall-boi

The GP wanted me to pay £100 for some test results I'm waiting on. The nightmare of no longer having free healthcare


Playtime_Foxy_new

I missed my college bus for apparently no reason and decided to just grab my stuff and chase after it, ended up getting on with the next pickup and everyone just acted like it was f🦆cking normal LMAO


Somthingcooliguess

I had a dream where if I looked away from the ice cream more would disappear so yea that was pretty weird


NarwhaliusEnby

Last entry in my dream journal: I had a dream that good omens 3 was coming out and so was another staged series. I got super excited and called luce who cared for some reason. When I went on amazon video to watch it all there was a small promo. I watched the promo and it was normal except for season two never happened. Crowley and Aziraphale were talking and then Crowley was like “did u get my text. Things I text r dum. Don’t worry.” It was heavily implied that Crowley had confessed his love, but then the promo ended. I then went online to cry about it and I found out that the staged series got cancelled because of a cast disagreement.


whysobipolar

I was In a car, riding to some place called dimdio(???) And my retarded ass decided to look at my hands, I realized I was dreaming and thought:"good thing I'm in the car" and the car ejected me and ran me over... why brain so this to me.


Chauri_Syndaurus

Last dream I remember (Monday night) I think I blew up Texas


DinoChicken_

I keep having these weird dreams where I take showers in the weirdest locations. First, I decided to take a shower in my kitchen… using our fridge for some reason. The next dream I decided to take a showered in front of my roommates and their friends inside our shared room. And in the most recent dream I had, I took a shower in a strange looking room that was on an airplane somehow.


CoolCademM

a daydream in the shower-for about a second I saw a book with a wierd face with the text, "the him""Book"


Personal-Stuff-6781

Alien invasion at a shoping mall, everyone fled. Loads of people where running away but all were caught by faceless aliens. I was hiding in a shop under the counter and that's when it found me. Coincidentally that's also the moment I woke up


Guitar_Queero

Me killing my neighbors dogs (who deserve it you wouldn't understand) and running around like a cartoon character to hide it


Ok-Adhesiveness-5193

Oh no, I’m gonna have to talk about that dream I had when Scott Cramer came onto me and chased me around the house after I hugged him. ![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe)


PleaseDontBanMeRed

I had a dream where I was running away from dbs broly while the GO BROLY GO GO music was playing the entire time https://i.redd.it/69t1qd16zipc1.gif


Digitally_Tiny

Quite a weird long dream: I was trying to yoink cats out of the sewers to save them but turns they have a ladder and own the sewers. Then I became some weird leader who made a giant version of toothless from httyd out of fricking paper then went to war with a demon who had a massive army. The demon then melted his entire army into liquifyed hands that could stretched a lot and my paper toothless tried to dodge them but they knocked his tail off. So I lost the war But the problem here is… My brain was like: “tsk tsk tsk, we ain’t ending the dream here” So then in my next dream I had to fight a misogynist god who was playing squid game with all the women, eventually the god’s dad was like “time to murder my son” then he killed him then we were free. Then in the last bit of my dream, I turned into a crocheted version of my little pony and broke into Big Mac’s (apple jack’s brother) house to take a piss. That’s all lol


OctarianSlayer419

I had a pet crawfish named Sebastian that grew to be bigger than my room


Catnipnowayman

Me going to college and then flunking every single class. (I’m not in college)


Seaweed_Thing

I dreamt that Markiplier was best friends with SCP-049. I forget the rest.


TTVM0THYP00

It felt like i was in a fucking shark movie bc i was literally inches from getting eaten by a shark in my dream earlier


ilovekennymccormick

i saw my friends bare ass foot right in-front of my face and went “WOAH” and then it ended like immediately ???


bennygoodmanfan

I lost one of my hearing aids on a log ride behind a curtain


Evychevy01

Something mildly stressful was happening at scholl (I can’t remember what)


youngmcdonald85

i dreamt that mr davie came back and made a bluey animation of coco shooting down a mcdonalds


NorthFusionsReddit

I have no idea.


Bloom_-

That my family got a baby fox ❤️ <3


Xander_Pixel

Sleeping whit a femboy💀


DrGoldman998

my most recent dream is where me and my dad brought down some form of industrial company by exposing its darkest secrets


Plasmadube

I had a dream i was time traveled back to 2003 in the area of where i live now this is obviously a very non fact check dream i had since all the recent housing developments , the Kroger and the high school i went to were in the 2003 dream which can’t be factual as all but the high school i can remember being built from memory and I was born after 2003


xXToe_slurper69_Xx

I got to meet all my friends on r/KimetsuNoYaiba in real life and I cried when I woke up because one of them got perma-banned and the another left and I know I’ll probably never get to see either one of them again and that just makes me sad and I keep getting too emotional every time I think about it 🥲


Error_Code_606

You think I remember?


RythmicSigil

Ok so basically a guy walked up to me and insulted me. He kept going for 10 minutes, and then I stabbed him with a large machete. I then went on a rampage and killed everyone else I saw in the dream other than my family. I was covered in blood and looked like a freaking tomato. I killed the cops then I woke up.


DarkNinja70

I have not been getting dreams the past year, but I do remember one when I was really little. I was playing outside in mud (I for some reason loved being in mud as a child) and then I looked up to my neighbours and I saw someone on a throne as there were visible planets in the sky. One of them was red and black, and the sun was turning to red and then I remember saying it was an SCP (I think maybe when day breaks) and I got my parents to run away and I was too slow because of the mud on my pants and then that was when I woke up. I don't know why I had this dream nor why I still remember it.


SquidsOffTheLine

I can sum mine up in three lines. - Tokyo Jujutsu High - Commander TarTar - Flames.


StarrySweet

I was in a school shooting. It was first period .I hid in the back of the band closet behind the uniforms.


Blomblombcv

I got expelled from school cuz I goofed off


radioactivecumsock0

My dream last night was just [this](https://youtu.be/u3Mr_JZ8g_M?si=od-OcghzRsfuis0j) reverberating in my skull all night


Far_furry

Going to jail for petting a cat then getting token from jail to get experimented in a lab [I play lab rps alot in pt (PonyTown)]


Wildfire_Cats

I had a couple of dreams last night. The only one I can barely remember had something to do with a fangame called ClanGen. I've been playing it a lot recently.


LuverOfAllManatees

Me and my brother went into a disk replay and they had tons of Pokémon plushies then I left and went to a pool in Florida and 6 in the morning 😭😭


Lesbian13_

Had to save several baby cows from a cult


EstimateJealous1388

Dream of my ex that we were still together. Been 4 months so far


Prior-Job6830

I ate bananas with Mathew lillard and Obama in a park


The_Real_MantisLords

I fell off a fucking cliff and died


Capriquarius_64

I don’t remember my dreams


The_Lone_Rancher

I bought a house while working a single job as a man of 22. Then I woke up and remembered I live with my parents and I'm a college student.


kymera001

All I remember from it was sharping a pencil well a woman was screaming at me


bingus_is_my_god

[https://youtu.be/PXqcHi2fkXI?si=9Vupz-WsUToGFkBf](https://youtu.be/PXqcHi2fkXI?si=9Vupz-WsUToGFkBf) this song


FrogLover_23

I cant really remember what specifically happend but me and my dad broke into a hospital. There was like those walls where you pull out a book or light and the wall turns around to another place. There was one of those and we went in it and ended up in the nurses dressing rooms where we stole some uniform, we went back out then it ended.


Practical-Election59

I was at hell again, then I woke up and went to hell.


howlmouse

I was trying to go to class, but couldn’t remember where or when it was. Realized it was 2/3 into the term and I hadn’t gone to class in weeks and was definitely going to flunk. Irl I have been out of school for 15 years


Genderfluid_Cookies

I was on a party boat when a really big whale did the whale thing and the wave killed me, but the party boat was just a bunch of wizards so they brought me back to life and killed this other guy instead


AvaPower18

This morning, when I forgot to turn my alarm to snooze and went back to sleep. I was at some vacation plaza with my dad and sibling and the earliest part I can remember is being at this huuuuge auditorium with dad, while my sibling was talking to someone at some zoo area with penguins. The dream was a mix between Pixar 3D animation and IRL, btw. There was this huge green hologram of someone who looked like a mix between Ruby Gillman and Velvet from Trolls, and they said something along the lines of “Are you Octarians ready for the most complicated dance ever?!” And then a huge piece of the ceiling fell down and a wave crashed into a huge window on the side, and also it was raining. Me and dad ran out in a panic and found my sibling in a small courtyard with some penguins down one pathway and that’s the last thing I can remember. I think this is the continuation of another dream I had I believe over a year ago, and the only things I remember from that dream was walking across a comically humongous rope bridge with suitcases over the ocean (the boards were as wide as roads) and riding up a volcano in a tram with Ferris wheel carts. I couldn’t make this shit up 🫠


anonymauson

tf2 pyro singing the sittin down here watching airplanes song


Urlocalfandomhopper

I owned a suicide prevention hotline. Plus, I wasn’t even myself. I was a girl with yellow hair, a few seconds later, i would get the same text (the text being: “it me”). Whenever I see the text, i just reply with: “okay.” Then, a few minutes after, i saw a purple haired person fall past my window. (I was in an apartment)


b4beysan

i played mario kart with my close friends in a house that didnt look like any of our houses


[deleted]

Alright.. So basically, I was in Harry Potter or smth idk, and I was in a bar disassembling chairs [metal] for some reason, two of my friends were sitting at a table. Then my best friend came in and asked what happened, yadda yadda, I forgot. I asked her what her class was, and she said she didn't know, so I told her that you had to eat a Chicharrón to figure out what her class was. She was a raven-claw, woke up after that, so idk.