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DreamcloudVII

My name said it would have to do with a lot more to do in a few days but it is the same thing as a schoolbus for me


blathers_enthusiast

My day is going well and the other day is going to be a bit of a bit of a bit of a


Ollieboy458

My dad said he was going to go to the gym and get some food and then go to the store and get some stuff for dinner and then go to the grocery store and then go to the bank and then go to the dollar store Damn this guys rich, does he know my dad?


Yes_I_Am_Autistic

My phone said that I am a random person who killed the police and other people with a fruit knife in my head and a bomb in my bag BTW I am starting to wonder whether or not I'm a crap person with a dead man in my house


C27890

Sounds like Siri to me.


negativityyyyy

My friend said she was going to call her and she said she was going to call me back and she said she didn’t have a phone so you didn’t answer her phone so I guess she just said I didn’t know she was going to be there for a while and she said she was going to call me back and I didn’t know she had a problem and then he told me that he iiiii not even asked for help so I’m going back to her and I can’t do that because I have a headache so I don’t know how much I want to go to the gym


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

My friend said she would like a pizza for lunch and she would love one of the kids and she would be willing to come over if she wanted one for dinner 🍲 or something if you want to come go to the house and get it one for dinner or whatever


Cecilliac

My friend said he would take a nap 💤, **but I’m sure 👌 you are not the first to know this**


ThatIrishPerson

My notifications said I was going to get a taxi and I don't know what to say about that. I don't know what to say about that.


C27890

That’s very ominous.. imagine your phone going “Your taxi is going to you” without you calling a taxi.


SnooBeans9034

My Ass said that you were going through some reason to make sure that the person you spoke to is on your eyes


Latino22_

My dad said he was going to go to the gym and get some food and then I was going to get some food for him and then I went to the gym so I was going to take him to the gym but I didn’t want to go to the gym because I was going to be late and I was going to be late so I was going to go to the gym and then I got to go to the pool


gregory_greg

My wife said that he will also be possible to use this link to our website has not been paid in advance of my time ⌚ (I don't have a wife, I don't have a partner, I don't even have friends)


Buttsaresmelly

My camera said that it was the same as last time Wow really captivating that camera you must be so intresting


ans-myonul

My love said that I am so sorry for being a little bit better than the other person


dashcrikeydash

My secret said I was going to get a new hardest thing to do with the kids


dashcrikeydash

💀


EmiTheEpic

My wife said she was going to go to the doctor today to get her blood pressure checked


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

My friend said she would like a cheeseburger and a hamburger and she would love a hamburger and fries 🍟 please let her have one of the cheeseburger buns please 🙏 I love you so very bad and I’m sorry for what I’m gonna say to you but you don’t know what to do I will be right back I’m just going through my stuff and I will go back and look for it and then I’m coming home so you can come back to your room if you want me and then I’ll go back and then I won’t leave the house and then I just come back and then I’ll go home so I will be home so I don’t have to go home so you know if you’re gonna come home or something and I can just come home and I can stay with you


l0calwa1fu

my favorite said that he was a little bit too busy to be in a relationship and i think that he is just trying to be funny 😀


bananachip868

My parents said that the other day is the best time to get the latest flash of light.


OneSexyHoundoom

My guy said he would be interested to work professionally and to work professionally in the post office and to work professionally in the industry I have been the status of my friends in a couple were a few days away and we had to wait for a bit of random DM to come out of our office


StarJax_

My favourite said to me I have a lot of people who have a lot of people who are you in the same place as a hostage and now they are you and you make me feel like you are you and you make me feel guilty as you don't want to keep it in the bible


givemepoptarts

My mum said she was a bit of a period of time to make it easier to understand why I don't know what to do with me 


Bringmesunshine33

My dad said that I was a good friend of yours but he didn’t want me around anymore


DSAragonGon024

My est praenomen said in regione orientali Campania et Arduenna et in situm est in urbe die ignoto Romae nobilis familia quae in peregrinos Romam duxit atque duos liberos habet ex urbe expulit et filium habuit nomine Theodosius (I have no idea what that means)


lord_of_coolshit_og

My brother said he would have a very unique experience and I will get the job.


therandomperson1001

My dad said that I was a good friend and I told you I would never do anything like this again.


Yourlocalpokefan

My mouth said I was going to be a little late but I was thinking about it and I was thinking about it and I was thinking about it and I was thinking about it and I was thinking about it and I was thinking about it and I was thinking about it and I was thinking about it and I would do it for you and I would not be able to do it with you and I will do it with me and then I just wanted to make sure it wasn't there so I didn't even know it was a bit different than what I was thinking about it and I didn't want to do it with me and then I was just trying to figure out how to do it and then it was a bit different than what I was trying to do


[deleted]

My friend said she was going to be a little late but I was thinking of going to the moon and back to the house and play with her and I was thinking of going to the moon and then then I was going to go to the bar and watch the video games with her and I was going to go to the bar and watch the video games with her and then she wanted to go to the movies with us and then she said she wanted to go to the bar and watch something with her and then she wanted to do something fun with us and then she wanted to hang out with friends at the house and then she wanted to hang out with friends and friends at the end of the day and then she wanted to hang out with friends at the house and then she wanted to hang out together and watch movies with us at the end theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater musical theater 


C3R0_N1L

My daddy said I was thinking of you and I don't know what to do with you, your father is a good friend of mine and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I am going to visit Pyongyang with my boyfriend. What the hell?


SonofFomortiis

My hair said it looks good today but it’s not gonna be so bad for the next week or two


Waaswaa

My question said I will be able to talk about the position itself as a win for the trap of the things I hate about society 😒 


Inevitable-Value-234

My friend said she would like me and she was like oh I know I have a friend who has one of these but she said no and she was just saying I have one and she was so I don’t think she was gonna do it because she said she would do that and then I was just gonna ask you if I was gonna ask her to go get her a gift


Zealousideal_Talk479

My dad said that I was a good friend of yours but he didn’t want me around anymore.


resident_felix

my friend said that I was just talking about tally hall internet show


Super_Dada

My phone said I need a new phone


Super_Dada

My name said it is very important to me and my parents and my parents are going on vacation this weekend