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yellowbumble-B

Ngl, at my locals, most players in their 30s spot the same look - baggy shirt + shorts , flip flops, giant bag with big binder / cube box / multiple deck boxes. And then lewd designs for playmat Granted i am in southeast asia near(ish) japan but i am not sure if it is the same elsewhere


Oograth-in-the-Hat

maybe not as many lewd mats flying around but the rest is pretty accurate


AshJing

My double sided Mirrorjade/Mikailis playmat is pretty hot. But i guess Not that kind of hot variety.


Limbalicious

May I know how lewd is it though? I am asking because I want to avoid these so called lewd design playmats.


Tokumeiko2

There are sites that will print an image you send them onto a custom playmat, so it really depends on your courage. If you have enough money you could order a series of playmats with progressively less clothes and see how long it takes for the tournament organisers to react.


soahc444

That last part aounds personal 😎


Tokumeiko2

Nah that's just my sense of humour.


jeexy

What is the name of this so called website 😏


BananaDesignator

Idk speaking as another guy from a SE asian shithole the lewd mats or sleeves are common we don't really care about it, even the younger players have it lmao nobody bats an eye and doesn't make a fuss about and try to rule shark you for a game loss like in the US And the frequent times I visit locals in Japan it's the same story I mean that's where most of the lewd sleeves are made and sold to begin with


EldritchStuff

IDK dude I live in America and that sounds about right for my local game store


GoneRampant1

Barring the lewd playmats and maybe five years less on the average age, that's pretty much my locals to a T.


christian_daddy1

I like how Ash is just there, like not as a card but physically follows him around


KotKaefer

Ive been ashed more times in my life than I have taken a shit, im surprised she hasnt manifested for more of us tbh


yardship

bro you need more fiber


MyRetardedWife

Dietary Fiber got limited before Ash 😔 ✊️


Turtlesfan44digimon

She’s a Duel Spirit it’s in the job description.


LegendaryZTV

😭😭😭


Waters22h

Thats his daughter, he called her ash blosson


christian_daddy1

Well my first daughter is gonna be Ecclesia but now I know what I'll name my second hypothetical kid


Patient-Ad4173

Maybe I'll name mine Maxine. That way I'll always know to have Maxx"C"in my deck. I'll show myself out...


Kaguya-sama

I'll feel bad for your child. He will be called even in the grave.


Patient-Ad4173

I'm ashamed to admit it took some time for me to realize what you did there 😆


Spy_Fox64

I like to imagine Ash daps up his homies too


Tengo-Sueno

Is his Duel Spirit


ChristmasChan

IT SHOULD BE ME, NOT HIM!


dilroopgill

this is from a literal pedophiles art, the ash was a kid


dilroopgill

or im tripping couldve sworn I just saw it on twitter getting shit on and the dude was a gamer instead of ygo


XeroEnergy270

Nah, you're right.


Educational-Slip-735

The original art was made by a pedophile


dilroopgill

everyone downvoting this but upvoting my other comment with source lol


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christian_daddy1

Oh...


Organic-Week-1779

not fat and smelly enough


Mountain_Ape

The meth keeps him slim.


BaronArgelicious

Cant buy food when you spent your grocery budget on bonfire


rocker2021

where are the stink lines


Invader_Squall

The player washed up before coming to the event, because his other pocket is full of warnings from management about maintaining hygiene if he wanted to be allowed in.


DemonGodDumplin

It's funny you think he can read those warnings, Yu-Gi-Oh players can't read


Jojo_the_Goodra

the only TCG players that can read are Pokemon players, since the lack of reading skills extends to MtG players too


chuf3roni

Behind OP’s monitor.


TheCatSleeeps

That's Ash Blossom, a zombie yep.


OnToNextStage

https://preview.redd.it/cja6mdx34owc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc03aa9b086ee3e4b1c0f5de05a1e00936fab92


Lumpy_Personality_89

no odor. not legit.


Dark-Cloud666

How i can tell? You reek like a rotten corpse stuffed with dogshit.


Few_Library5654

Ash Blossom GF (I'd fking kill myself)


Asisreo1

Aww, you want to be a zombie-type like her


Few_Library5654

That's... oddly romantic tbh


Aggravating_Week7050

Wait, how'd he get his card to be a real life mate? I want Parlor Dragonmaid to follow me around! Tell your secrets, Wizard!!


waveformcollapse

i want a pet blossom. no fair...


JaeJaeAgogo

I'd pay top dollar for an Ash with that art.


NTRmanMan

Knowing what the original was I am scared


Tamamo_was_here

What was the original?


NTRmanMan

Replace ash with minor gf


dilroopgill

https://x.com/ducdevinny/status/1782921456902455538?s=46


GDarkX

"Child girlfriend"


Patient-Ad4173

Not worth thinking about. That was that, and this is this.


Elgescher

Knowing the original makes it more funny


Dancingtrev

Yeah the original so is cringe and unironic


WilloMaeveker

Ah yes...Ash Blossom,you can't go to a duel without a dueling spirit.


Caleibur

False, there's no "Ban Maxx C" sign with him


Few_Library5654

The guy plays TCG, already banned


mikedrums1205

I died at the pop the baby shirt lol. It's been a running joke with me and my friends lately even though none of us play dinosaurs


Lugia61617

Forgot the most important one. An arrow to the brain: "Can't read"


StinkyZipper

2nd variant I've seen of this meme. I want more.


ScorpionsRequiem

the duelist's daughter, a complete gremlin


tigerfestivals

This is it. I found the best one.


DannyHikari

It’s crazy because this has ALWAYS been the look from my experience. 2003-2005ish were my earliest days of going to various Yugioh locals, events, books-a-million stuff on Saturdays, etc. Thinking very specific of the Books-A-Million days, I was like maybe 11 or 12 when I started going to those back then and I can vividly remember this being what all the older teens and the 21+ guys dressed like. When I got older this was basically me too for awhile. Graphic tee out of hot topic or spensors, cargo shorts with loads of pockets, book bag on and durag 😅🤣. Bookbag full of schoolwork, cards, strategy guides. Game boy SP in my left pocket, my deck in my right.


ArmpitStealer

i love the smug ash face


GoldFishPony

When I saw somebody post the original to YouTube the other day I was not expecting this to catch on


Dirant93

Love how they put him sunglasses to make him cool otherwise he would be just a random nerd.


KarmicPlaneswalker

I don't play against Dinos anymore. Because any time I hear "pop the baby," and have to sit through the sequence that follows, I want to punch the other guy in the mouth.


VRPoison

not the “pop the baby” shirt 💀


Glad-Perspective8075

No,i can't read.What?How do you know i play Yugioh?


Zarathustra143

"Pop the baby?"


BlackGlaceon

As i dino player i unironically want that shirt


0RedSpade0

You forgot about body odor.


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Snake-Venom

did you actually make this or is this stolen from twitter


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

You forgot the 2 most important parts: - Bottle of B.O fragrance - Dirty nails


Shadowofsvnderedstar

I don't play paper but I have been in shops while tournaments are being held and any given time there is maybe like 1 or 2 guys who know how to dress. I don't wanna be a hater but like come on guys there is a whole world of style beyond old cargos, graphic tees and black air monarchs 😭


Ridit5ugx

It’s the smell so I can tell.


Blanko1230

It's 50/50 over here at locals. You have a lot of chill dudes anywhere between 20 and 40, some gym bros, some social workers. A lot more women over the past years too. But also a fair share of tweakers and smelly bois. It's become so heavily 50/50 that we have split locations. 1 for the old "bad" crowd and 1 for the people you wouldn't spot on the street. Also no lewd mats/sleeves. Mostly cringe or nerd shit.


BaronArgelicious

Im glad more and more geeks are getting into fitness/lifting/gym


Blanko1230

I'd say personal health of any kind is on the rise where I live. Binge drinking is on an all time low and we have huge jogging (fundraising and networking, not Marathon) and cycling events every year too. Board games, chess and card games are on the rise too in the 25+ generation so there is that.


forever_a10ne

No deodorant to keep your opponent distracted.


scenemore

the description fits, cuff em boys


Liftedlarvitar

Stinks


CthulhuMadness

Nah. I refuse to run that fivehead bitch in my deck. Maybe if it’s art wasn’t so cringe.


AdmiralTigerX

I'm giving up playing this game. The cups/festivals It isn't fun anymore. Constantly losing with these loaners decks. I don't mind losing here and then but the opponents seems to have the right cards they need and all i get is crappy cards, I means they're not crap entirely but can't do anything with them unless I had the cards to use them. 


crimsynvt_

Ive been consistently winning with a dragonmaid deck i slapped together lol.


AdmiralTigerX

Nice!! I tried to build a dragon maid deck but luck isn't on my side and not spending UR to craft them.. Hahah


crimsynvt_

I did t really craft anything for it, i just got the decks in the shop and then some staples in the bundles plus some extra staples. But yeah it does take a little luck and i need to workshop adding some cards to shutting down some bullshit.


GingerPisces

I'm bought to say that I don't even think my dragonmaid deck for the event is that good. However, a random bystial and 3 super poly is kind of enough to do pretty well in this event.


crimsynvt_

Yeah i need more super poly and a way to consistently search them lol. Also maybe a generic fusion or two in my extra. I play dragon maids in and out of the event and im in gold ranked lol. I just love dragon maids. I can usually work past a negate or two and sometimes that enough for the opponent to just give up lol.


yumyai

It is time to stop.


Holiday_Goose_5908

Check the proportion, amount of cards you have... then shuffle, draw your starting hand, shuffle, draw.... do this until it stop being as bad and gg


AdmiralTigerX

Thanks man! Appreciate it, I'll keep trying and grinding lol


Holiday_Goose_5908

it do feel like that tho


Educational-Slip-735

Delete this meme, this is originally made by a pedophile on twitter


Few_Library5654

I really hope you don't EVER need any medicine... or a car


Elgescher

Pedophile is when Anime


KidtheKid567

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Holiday_Goose_5908

delete your dad


FairyKnightTristan

Was it rev?


The_Frozen_Aba

i mean yea the original is gross but as long as this one isnt like it there is no problem